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Chapter 88: The trending topics exploded, everyone was laughing their heads off! 'Xiangzi'! 'Xianglin's wife'! [Seeking monthly votes]

The next second, an incredibly foul odor instantly filled his mouth and taste buds. Li Changfeng immediately felt his stomach acid churning, and he bent over to vomit violently. The pungent smell even brought tears to his eyes.

"Ugh, vomit!!"

"What is that? What's stuck in my throat? I... ugh!"

Li Changfeng wiped his face, and when he saw what was in his hand, he was immediately shocked. His eyes almost popped out, and his face was full of disbelief, as if he had seen something extremely terrifying.

Li Changfeng couldn't believe it. He looked at his hands again and again, staring at them with a sense of existential doubt, unwilling to accept it, even more afraid to accept it...

Gradually, his body began to tremble violently!
"Ahhhhh!!"

"What is this? What is this?!"

Suddenly, a sharp scream came from nearby. There was a sticky mess on her face. Smelling the strange smell, Zheng Jie suddenly went crazy. She scratched her ears and cheeks excitedly, and the mess on her face was smeared into a paste because of her violent movements.

Overwhelmed by the fumes, Sister Zheng was so dizzy that she couldn't stand up and collapsed to the ground!
When Li Changfeng saw Zheng Jie's miserable state, large blood vessels immediately appeared in the whites of his eyes, and his eyeballs looked as if they were about to bulge out of their sockets, making him look extremely ferocious!
The PD guy was filming from the side with a camera, and the miserable state of the two was seen by countless viewers in the live stream!
【Fuck! 】

[This is... a dissertation defense?!]

[Aren't these haters disgusting? Can you please stop stirring up trouble?!]

[The color, and the feedback from these two people—this is what a thesis defense looks like!]

The problem is, where did this defense come from? My buddy only blinked, how did it suddenly end up in Fengfeng and Sister Zheng's faces? Could it be...?

[Holy crap, Yu Hanla's on top?]

This is a complete disaster!

Why not Meng Ziyi...?

[Oh my god, I can't even look at Sister Zheng and Fengfeng the same way anymore, ugh...]

The netizens were shocked, and the live stream chat exploded with comments.

Even the PD guy carrying the camera watched helplessly as an unidentified object flew down from the sky and crashed to the ground not far away. He immediately showed a look of panic, quickly protected his equipment, and when he caught sight of Lu Ming and his group in the distance, he instinctively ran towards them.

At this moment, Lü Ming, Gulnazar, and Reba were all dumbfounded.

I see!
They all saw it!!

The three stared in disbelief at Sister Zheng and Li Changfeng, who were vomiting repeatedly. Their pupils were almost shrunken into tiny black dots, as if they were witnessing something unbelievable...

At this moment, Sister Zheng and Li Changfeng, who had already realized what had happened, watched as the PD ran away into the distance. They didn't bother to clean themselves up, and despite feeling nauseous, they chased after the PD and fled in this direction.

Dilraba waved her hands frantically: "No, no, no!"

"NO!!" Naza was also terrified, and hurriedly grabbed Lü Ming, running away like a panicked little rabbit: "Don't come any closer!!"

The three of them ran quite a distance. Having lived most of their lives, they had never seen anything so outrageous. Even Lü Ming, who was prone to fits of madness, was astonished, realizing he had never witnessed such a scene. Seeing Zheng Jie and Li Changfeng's disheveled state, Lü Ming felt a sense of relief.
"I never dreamed that I would meet Xiangzi and Xianglin's wife in this little Happy Valley. I've heard so much about you!"

"Shut up!" Li Changfeng glared.

Sister Zheng: "You bastard, what nonsense are you spouting?!"

Even though they were already nauseated by the stench, seeing Lü Ming's sarcastic and mocking face, they would never dare to admit what had happened. Li Changfeng, enduring the stench, protested, "I don't know who threw the snacks in my face. This looks like... durian, yes, that's right, it's durian!"

"It's cheese durian!" Sister Zheng added.

"I don't believe it, that's the defense!" Lu Ming said confidently, his face full of certainty: "Unless you suck your finger to prove it to me!"

Dilraba and Gulnazar, standing beside her, could hardly bear to look at this outrageous statement.

【Pfft hahaha! 】

[The person who invented "Huka" (a type of coffee) is a genius! (The names of the people who invented it are: Shen Te Miao Xiangzi and Xianglin Sao.)

I'm jealous of his talent!

This guy is something else, hahaha!

[The cheese and durian guy is really struggling to hold back. Although Sister Zheng and Feng Feng were completely innocent victims, does Huka have to be so mean? He took a sip... Ouch, hahaha, I can't laugh anymore!]

[You'll laugh yourself to death in this live stream sooner or later!]

[Hahahaha!]

Indeed, human happiness is built upon the suffering of others.

Netizens were overjoyed.

Li Changfeng was immediately enraged by Lü Ming. He charged forward uncontrollably, yelling, "You bastard, if you want me to live, I won't let you live either! I'll kill you, and none of you will live anymore!!"

"Don't come any closer!!" Lu Ming grabbed Reba and Gulnazar with each hand and turned to run.

In the past, he would certainly not have minded fighting Li Changfeng hand-to-hand, but times have changed and he has to avoid his sharp edge!

Dilraba and Gulnazar even smelled the strange odor in the air. Usually beautiful and like fairies, they were now in a state of panic, their faces contorted with fear, and they ran for their lives without any regard for their image!

They were genuinely scared...

As a female star who relies on her looks, if she were to get involved with Lee Chang-bong at this time, her life would be over!

He chased, she chased, they fled for their lives...

For a moment, a thrilling chase unfolded on the roads of Happy Valley. Li Changfeng, who was panting heavily and parched from digesting his delicious meal, had given up the chase. But Lü Ming, while running, yelled and begged for mercy: "Xiangzi, stop chasing me! Xiangzi, I didn't do anything to you..."

Li Changfeng grew angrier the more he thought about it. Perhaps it was because of the intense mental stimulation, or perhaps it was because of the chemical reaction caused by digesting the cheese and durian. Just a second ago, Li Changfeng was yelling that he was going to kill Lü Ming. Then, his eyes rolled back, and he fell to the side, landing headfirst in the flower bushes.

As for Sister Zheng, she was so ashamed that she ran into the nearby restroom to restore her beauty after only a short while.

【Hahahahaha! 】

[This is Feng Feng's most intimidating episode. In the small world of Chinese entertainment, no one's ever been afraid of anyone, but this time he was truly chased down by Feng Feng to the point that he dared not fight back. Even when he was being scolded, he could only endure it and dared not turn around to face him...]

[Who dares? A mop covered in poop is like Lu Bu reincarnated; a mop covered in pee is like Zhang Fei roaring. This damn Fengfeng has turned into a self-destructing truck; even the entire internet's Mike Tyson would avoid his wrath!]

[The people upstairs are hilarious! They're dying of laughter!]

Amidst bursts of laughter, You Han and Meng Ziyi screamed in terror the entire time on the giant swing ride, their heart-wrenching screams echoing throughout the Happy Valley.

The two appeared to be severely damaged, but the focus of netizens' attention was no longer on them. Zheng Jie and Li Changfeng, who had suffered an undeserved misfortune, were in even worse shape. The audience was amazed, saying they had never seen such a scene before, and the chat was in an uproar. Some fans and viewers even broke down in their anger and started cursing in the live stream.

Having witnessed firsthand the appalling state of their own cooking, they simply couldn't bear to look at it...

Their idol, whom they had admired for many years, suddenly collapsed from popularity, even gaining nicknames like "Xiangzi" and "Xianglin's wife." They hated the washed-up celebrity, but they hated their idol even more for making them lose face on the internet!
In a short period of time, countless fans unfollowed and turned against the company.

#xiangzi and xianglinsao! #
#Sister Zheng has collapsed!#
#It's unbearable to look at, even the site has collapsed!#
#The biggest live streaming accident in the history of Chinese entertainment has occurred!#
#The world is a giant makeshift stage! You never know what will happen next...#
#Blessed by the god of entertainment, Running Man always manages to surprise viewers with something big!#
#A relatively unknown celebrity and Dilraba Dilmurat, a trio on the run, this is so sweet!#
#……#
at the same time.

A series of related terms quickly rose to the top of the trending searches!
"Luckily you had the foresight..." Reba looked terrified and patted her chest gently. "If you hadn't reminded us, we might have been watching from where they were."

The thought of the consequences sent chills down the spines of the two women.

Naza looked relieved: "You saved us!"

"I really didn't expect You Han to be so crazy..." Lu Ming exclaimed.

He had only read many posts from netizens, but at most some people were so scared that they vomited, or at worst they peed their pants. But to be so scared that one's life was truly unprecedented and shocking!
As the giant swing gradually came to a stop, Lü Ming immediately prepared to take the two women to watch the show.

The unconscious Li Changfeng was taken away by staff to be cleaned up. In the same restroom, the sounds of gagging rose and fell, like a symphony with a distinct rhythm.

While listening outside, Lü Ming suddenly had an inspiration.

"We're vomiting, back to back!"

"Reputation, vanishing without a trace!"

"My image was ruined before I could even salvage it!"

Dilraba: "???"

Naza: "???"

The two women stared wide-eyed at Lü Ming, who had suddenly started singing. His singing style was very distinctive, and even the melody of the lyrics was catchy, but the meaning he expressed...

Hard to judge. "Damn it, this is rubbish, ugh... I'll make sure you die, you just wait!"

"You blabbermouth, get out of here!!!"

"vomit!"

An angry male and female voices came from inside, cursing and swearing. Their voices trembled with nausea, as if they were using retching as a comma...

"We vomited back to back!"

"The profanities are going in circles, just to let me know, just to let me know, Xiang's warning~"

"Damn it!!!" Li Changfeng stormed out of the bathroom, his face contorted with rage, and actually brandished a dirty mop as he charged at Lü Ming: "You blabbermouth, I'll kill you!"

Zheng Jie, who also felt a nausea and a crawling sensation in her chest, came out as well. For some unknown reason, she grabbed a mop and chased after Dilraba and Gulnazar, trying to drag these two vixens who had stolen her men down with her...

"Come on!"

Lu Ming grabbed the two women and ran for their lives.

Upon seeing this, the PD was so startled that he almost dropped the camera: "I'm on the sidelines! I'm on the sidelines! This has nothing to do with me!!"

Fortunately, Li Changfeng and Sister Zheng only had eyes for Lü Ming.

The two sides resumed their chase, creating a truly explosive spectacle!

【Ha ha ha ha! 】

That bum has a really foul mouth!

[I have to admit, is this the talent of a musical prodigy? He can improvise such a beautiful melody even when parodying Feng Feng and Sister Zheng; if the lyrics were rewritten, it might become another excellent piece.]

【It really is! 】

Truly talented people even use songwriting to subtly insult others. Is this the level of a gifted individual? You can't learn it, you'll never learn it in your entire life!

[Xiang's warning, was that a veiled criticism? This is practically a direct attack right in his face!]

[If I were Fengfeng or Sister Zheng, I would risk my life to take that nobody down with me before I die!]

Many netizens were quite interested in the melody that Lü Ming improvised. Some singers, such as Deng Ziqi, couldn't help but laugh. Recalling the melody of Lü Ming's lyrics, they were amazed by his talent. As the netizens said, the melody was indeed catchy, and with just a change in the lyrics, it could very well become a masterpiece!
……

The giant swing finally stopped.

As Meng Ziyi descended from the top, she felt dizzy and even staggered as she walked, nearly falling. Her face was pale as she held onto the railing, and it took her a while to calm down and recover. Then, her long eyelashes fluttered, and her beautiful, clear eyes were full of wisdom.

"Have we forgotten something?"

She turned to look at her partner, only to find that his eyes were vacant and that even though the car seat was open, You Han still hadn't gotten off, but was sitting there in a daze.

"Hey, Mr. CEO, can you say something?"

"Could he have been scared out of his wits?!"

"you……"

Meng Ziyi was about to step forward and tease the domineering CEO when she suddenly smelled an unpleasant odor. She covered her nose with her slender, pale fingers and glanced down instinctively, only to see that You Han's pants were soaking wet, even tinged with a strange color...

Meng Ziyi's beautiful eyes widened in disbelief: "You wouldn't be...?"

"Shut up! Get out of here, get out now!" You Han seemed to have regained his senses, pointing excitedly at Meng Ziyi and urging her loudly. Seeing that Meng Ziyi's gaze was becoming increasingly strange, You Han became even more agitated, kicking his legs and using all four limbs to shoo her away, yelling, "Get out!!"

Teacher Meng stared intently at that pale yellow color. She had already guessed what it was, but she couldn't believe it. Feeling the unpleasant smell spreading around her, her young heart suffered a great shock, and she turned around and fled in panic!
Before she had gone far, she saw Lü Ming and his two companions running towards her in a panic. Meng Ziyi was about to say something when she saw the two behind her frantically waving mops. Meng Ziyi immediately turned pale: "Top star, don't come any closer!!"

The three of them rushed up the corridor. Helpless, Meng Ziyi saw that Li Changfeng and Sister Zheng seemed to have lost their minds, so she quickly grabbed Lü Ming and ran back.

As soon as You Han saw Meng Ziyi leave, he jumped off his seat. Before he could even check his own embarrassing state, he saw the person he least wanted to see appear in his line of sight. Then Meng Ziyi ran back in a panic.

You Han: "!!!"

His expression froze instantly.

Damn!

That bastard woman actually brought some unknown actresses to watch, including Dilraba, whom she secretly admires!

He covered his crotch in shame and yelled, "You idiot, what are you doing here? Get out of here! I don't want to see you!"

Lu Ming remained silent, simply leading the two women around the giant swing. Even Meng Ziyi ignored the ugly You Han at this moment, deliberately avoiding him and catching up with Lu Ming and the other two.

While You Han was still in a daze, he suddenly saw Li Changfeng and Sister Zheng chasing after him with a mop.

It dawned on him.

"Huka's behind us, he's over there!" You Han pointed behind him with an expression of ecstatic joy.

Li Changfeng and Sister Zheng originally intended to take revenge on Huka first, but their expressions changed completely when they saw You Han. Huka was just the fuse that brought them to this state; the real culprit who ruined their reputation was this damned You Han!

With that thought in mind, Sister Zheng, carrying the mop, just like when she swung the sledgehammer, bared her teeth and grimaced with resentment, and slammed it heavily onto You Han's forehead.

You Han: "???"

He saw stars and was completely stunned.

Li Changfeng followed closely behind, throwing the urine-soaked mop at You Han's face and rubbing it vigorously. Then, his expression turned ferocious: "You bastard, the damage you've done to me can't be made up for even if I kill you!"

"What are you doing? I didn't do anything, it's a misunderstanding... a misunderstanding..." You Han frantically tried to stop them, but was pinned to the ground and struggled desperately.

Out of the corner of his eye, You Han saw Lu Ming and his three companions turn around and sneak away from the entrance. He immediately shouted excitedly, "You idiot! It must be your doing!"

"Huka's over there! Huka's trying to escape! Catch Huka!"

"Our common enemy is actually flops!"

Li Changfeng frowned, his expression fierce: "That was true before, but not anymore!"

"You ruined me!" Sister Zheng wished she could tear You Han to pieces.

In an instant, the scene turned into complete chaos!

From afar, Lü Ming sighed, "True decline often begins with internal collapse..."

"Brother, why are you suddenly being so profound?"

"don't know."

"How did you manage to turn your three enemies against each other?"

The three women gazed longingly at Lü Ming, each with a beautiful face and a unique temperament. The sight of this group of beauties surrounding him made the viewers in the live chat exclaim with envy.

"I didn't do it, it was your partner."

"Him?" Meng Ziyi was puzzled, but thinking of the scene she had witnessed earlier, she immediately started to let her mind wander. In an instant, a bold guess came to her mind, and she looked at Lü Ming in disbelief for confirmation: "Could it be?"

"Yes, that's exactly what you guessed!"

"He... he... he... splattered it on them?" Meng Ziyi's eyes widened, but she couldn't bring herself to say it, thinking of that vulgar word.

Lu Ming nodded: "It really was that thing. I saw it very clearly at the time. 'Smack!' It was all over my face. If it had been something else, I probably would have been killed!"

"Good news? No. Bad news? Even worse than that!"

Meng Ziyi trembled all over, her soft breasts swaying with her movements: "'Smack'? Shouldn't it be 'splash'?"

"Is what you're talking about the same thing as what I'm talking about?"

“It’s even more than what you said, a little bit more!” Lu Ming nodded emphatically.

Meng Ziyi couldn't believe it, as if she had heard an extremely terrifying ghost story, and she was completely bewildered.

……

(End of this chapter)