This top celebrity got drunk and acted crazy, and everyone in the Chinese entertainment industry bur

Chapter 87 Celebrity Suicides by Train Tracks! The Mad God Controlling the Chinese Entertainment Industry! The Greatest Rights Defender in History! [Seeking Monthly Tickets]

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[You really got scammed by a nobody?!]

[Three million dollars, 2160 million RMB, and he only lay there for a short while?!]

[This guy's thought process always manages to redefine my understanding!]

Is this how geniuses make money? I'm stunned!

[When I first saw the ugly face of this Happy Valley owner trying to cover up his wrongdoing, it was exactly like the face of some company bosses after something goes wrong. I was furious! If it were an ordinary person being slandered like that, they would probably be flustered and not know how to defend themselves, right? This nobody's response has completely refreshed my understanding!]

Where there's a will, there's a way!

[Who says nobodies have acting skills? Isn't his acting explosive enough? He can cry on cue, and his emotional transitions are so smooth even veteran actors would be impressed!]

[Anyone who didn't know better would really think the person in the picture is his brother or his beloved girlfriend...]

[I'm laughing so hard I'm convulsing just thinking about his mournful face!]

[You laugh at this nobody for being crazy, but the nobody laughs at your ignorance. He made 2160 million in 3 minutes, even Buffett exclaimed 'Amazing!']

[This celebrity's act of lying on train tracks to demand compensation is the greatest rights protection ceremony I've ever seen!]

That's awesome!

[This isn't a heartless boss, this is a god of wealth!]

Most people wouldn't dare to put up such a fuss like that, this money should be his!

【…】

The comments section immediately exploded.

The white boss, feeling humiliated, looked at the camera and wanted to salvage his image in front of the lens. However, considering that his market wasn't in the Chinese entertainment industry, he figured as long as these celebrities didn't cause a big scene locally, he would just consider it a way to avoid trouble and buy peace of mind.

So the white boss didn't say much and left, feeling annoyed.

Naza stared at the smug man in front of her and exclaimed, "You're a genius!"

"I've never done anything so exciting in my life, it was so thrilling! I can still feel my heart racing, feel it if you don't believe me!" Dilraba grabbed Lü Ming's hand in a panic and placed it on her chest so he could feel it.

Lu Ming's expression froze, and he subconsciously withdrew his hand: "Is this even broadcast?!"

Seemingly realizing that she had acted without thinking, Dilraba blushed deeply and turned her face away shyly.

Deng Chao, Chen Chichi, and others, including director Lu Hao who was monitoring backstage, were all greatly shocked. This was no small sum; it was a whopping 20 million RMB.

Most importantly, this apology is compensation and doesn't require taxation. It would be a lie to say I'm not envious, since even top-tier celebrities only receive half of this amount after recording a season of a variety show.

So this guy managed to extort such a large sum of compensation just by throwing a tantrum?!
In this situation, only two words can describe their feelings.

Awesome!
Li Changfeng and Sister Zheng gradually regained some of their senses. Completely soaked, Li Changfeng disregarded his appearance and immediately began to furiously point at Lü Ming, unleashing a torrent of abuse like a shrew.
"You idiot, you dare to cheat me! This is blatant revenge. Just wait for the lawyer's letter. I'm going to sue you. I can't punish you myself, but the law can!"

"A newborn scoundrel like you must receive the judgment he deserves!!"

Lu Ming snorted: "You were calling me godfather up there and said you'd kneel down to me when you came down. How come you've changed your tune so quickly?"

"Fengfeng, you can't go back on your word!"

Li Changfeng was so angry that his mouth twitched as he muttered the verses of traditional Chinese poetry. His eyes were like those of a vicious wolf, and his face showed no other emotion but pure desire for revenge. Although Lü Ming did not hear what he said, he was certain that it was very vulgar!
Sister Zheng cried her eyes out, accusing, "What grudge do we have that you would torture me like this? You idiot, you deserve to go to hell!"

Looking at the two passionately accusing each other, Lü Ming smiled and said, "Since you've insulted me, you're not allowed to ask me for money!"

"Money? What money?!"

"You bastard, have you suddenly had a change of heart and are planning to compensate us for emotional distress?"

The two looked puzzled.

Based on their understanding of Siu-Ku, would this bastard really be so kind?

You Han quickly told Li Changfeng and Sister Zheng what had happened. The two, who had been on a mental breakdown and talking nonsense without thinking, suddenly perked up.

That's over twenty million!
Li Changfeng shouted excitedly, "Damn it, that's my money! I earned it with my life!"

"Yes, that's compensation from Happy Valley. Transfer it to us right away!" Sister Zheng was excited. She was currently embroiled in a lawsuit and was short of money. If she could get more than ten million yuan in compensation, it would really solve her urgent problem.

"Sorry, I don't understand what you're saying!"

"You dare to renege?"

"The audience saw it all!"

The two men rushed forward and confronted Lü Ming.

Lu Ming glanced at Li Changfeng's soaking wet crotch, took the camera from the PD, and mischievously took a close-up shot of Fengfeng:
"Fengfeng, tell me, how old are you and you're still wetting your pants? How embarrassing! Even if the fans like it, we're all filming a show together, and there are so many female guests watching. You should at least consider other people's feelings, right? I suggest you go to the bathroom and change your pants right away!"

"Shut the hell up!" Li Changfeng then realized something was wrong and hurriedly covered his crotch.

He had been so terrified that he hadn't noticed his own embarrassing state. Even so, Li Changfeng was unwilling to let Lü Ming go easily and insisted on getting back the compensation he was entitled to.

“I don’t understand what you’re saying. I risked my life to get the compensation from Happy Valley!” Lu Ming said matter-of-factly, “It was compensation from them to me, Nazha, and Dilraba.”

"You previously said that the people above are your brothers and your beloved girlfriend, and that you wouldn't live if they died!" You Han questioned loudly, genuinely not wanting to see a nobody benefit from this.

"that is!"

"We're brothers!"

The two were blinded by greed and shouted excitedly.

"Yes, but you're all perfectly fine, without any problems whatsoever?"

"You fucking think you can provoke me?!" Li Changfeng retorted, spitting as he spoke.

Sister Zheng, with tears in her eyes, said, "I will never forget the hurt I suffered today. Not only should this amusement park compensate me for my emotional distress, but the production team must also take responsibility for this incident!"

"Speaking of emotional distress, you insulted me, cursed me, slandered me in public, and occasionally even hit me. I'm just an innocent young man, and I've never been insulted so filthy in my entire life!"

"Do you know how much harm your foul language has caused me?"

"They would say things like 'I'm a fool' and 'I'm going to kill you' all the time. These vicious words caused great harm to my young mind, and I even suffered from depression at one point!"

"I'm demanding compensation from you for damages to your reputation, image, and emotional distress. Just wait to receive your lawyer's letter!"

Li Changfeng: "???"

Sister Zheng: "???"

Even Deng Chao and the others couldn't help but twitch their lips as they listened to Lü Ming's eloquent accusations. Although Lü Ming's words were indeed quite reasonable, given his consistent style, they just couldn't help but want to laugh.

The female guests couldn't help but laugh.

The netizens, watching Lü Ming take on three opponents in a chaotic battle, exclaimed that this juicy gossip was so big they were practically stuffed.

"Shameless!" Li Changfeng shouted excitedly, "Even if the roller coaster accident had nothing to do with you and we misunderstood you, you have a face thicker than a city wall, and you say you have a fragile heart?!"

"Exactly! Even if an extreme fan splashed paint on your window, someone like you would thank them for helping you renovate. You'd be depressed?!" Sister Zheng sneered.

A look of worry appeared between Lü Ming's brows:
"My strong exterior is just a disguise. My carefree and nonchalant attitude is just a way to entertain the audience with my painful life. At the core of every comedian is tragedy. I may seem indestructible, but my young heart is already riddled with holes and broken beyond repair!"

Li Changfeng gritted his teeth, Zheng Jie's eyes widened, and You Han clenched his fists tightly.

That idiot, spouting all sorts of fancy words, and then putting on airs and acting all aggrieved in front of them.

The three wanted to refute him, but seeing Lü Ming's dramatic performance, they were all speechless and could only keep repeating non-aggressive words like "a nobody," "shameless," and "bastard" to express their contempt.

Lu Ming, in a dramatic display of emotion, increasingly complained about the harm he had suffered, finding great pleasure in it. On the contrary, the three of them were indignant, their faces turning red with anger. In their heightened emotions, they even suffered from high blood pressure due to cerebral congestion, becoming dizzy and unsteady, and fell to the ground.

In the end, Li Changfeng, who was furious with Lü Ming, went to the bathroom to calm down. He was so confused that he felt like his head was about to explode!
He swore that he had never suffered such injustice in all his years in the Chinese entertainment industry!

First, he almost lost his life because of a game and was so scared that he lost his mind. Then, in front of everyone, he was publicly executed by Lü Ming in a disheveled and ugly state, and he wet his pants. He had never lost face in his life, and he lost it all in a short while!

"I'm an idol, a male god in the Chinese entertainment industry who makes a living based on my looks and idol status. When have I ever lost face like this?! How am I supposed to survive now? How am I supposed to face my colleagues? How am I supposed to face my fans?!" "You washed-up bastard, you've ruined me! You've ruined me!!"

Inside the restroom, Lee Chang-feng's hysterical growls filled the air. The PD waiting outside was worried that the guy was having a mental breakdown, so he planned to come out and calm him down.

Sister Zheng was determined. No matter how sarcastic Lü Ming was, she was greedy for money and insisted on following him, determined to extort something from him.

As for You Han, he had to start his challenge project after being reminded by the PD.

After all, he was paid to participate in Running Man. Although Li Changfeng and Sister Zheng had an accident and the roller coaster challenge was canceled, it had nothing to do with them.

Lu Ming took Gulnazar and Dilraba for a stroll in Happy Valley. The three of them experienced the carousel and the surfing car. The two goddesses put on a wet and seductive show, which was a feast for the eyes of the audience. Sister Zheng followed along like a jealous person the whole time. Seeing her ex flirting with the two women, she was filled with jealousy and her unhappy mood was written all over her face.

This drama of "you love me, I love him, she loves him" has truly thrilled netizens.

Unable to bear it any longer, Sister Zheng, after receiving a promise from the production team to compensate for all her losses, immediately went to meet up with Li Changfeng, who had regained his composure.

Although Lü Ming said on the surface that he wouldn't give the two men any compensation, at most he was just trying to annoy them. After all, they were victims of an accident involving an amusement park ride, and he still had to get some kind of explanation. So, Lü Ming very generously took 2160 million RMB from the 160 million RMB compensation and transferred it to Gangzi, asking him to settle the matter.

This incident wasn't really that serious, since it only lasted a few minutes. A while ago, a European amusement park reported that a roller coaster got stuck in mid-air, leaving dozens of tourists hanging for ten minutes. The park eventually compensated each tourist 9 yuan. After this incident, countless netizens responded, saying how come they never encountered such a good thing.

Similar incidents have occurred at Happy Valley in China, but the park's response was to offer visitors a free ticket for their next visit, and then that was the end of it…

Since no substantial damage was caused, the so-called mental distress is just talk and it's very difficult to define.

The reason Lü Ming was able to extort such a huge sum of compensation was partly due to his celebrity status, and partly due to his boldness and meticulousness. If he had really been pushed to that point, he would never have been able to achieve such a good result if he had to do it all over again. I bet the amusement park owner is regretting it to the core right now.

……

Li Changfeng and Sister Zheng walked sullenly through the amusement park. The challenge the production team had given them was to smile three times on the giant swing, which they could easily do with You Han and Meng Ziyi. Before they even reached the bottom of the giant swing, they saw it slowly rising in the distance, already in operation.

They hurried forward to observe.

"Ahhhhhh!" Meng Ziyi's excited shouts came from above.

"It's only just begun, what's there to be afraid of?" You Han remained very calm. Hearing Meng Ziyi's cry, he immediately decided to show his boyfriend strength, so he habitually held back his whistle and said, "Girl, don't be afraid, hold my hand, I'm here!"

"Ya...Yatou?!" Meng Ziyi couldn't believe it. She was still immersed in happiness, but suddenly felt uncomfortable and said awkwardly, "Mr. CEO, I hate people who have no sense of boundaries. Please don't use such a greasy address. Besides, men and women should not touch each other. Please have some self-respect!"

"Besides, I'm not scared, I'm excited, do you understand what excitement is?!"

You Han: “…”

I originally wanted to take advantage of the thrill of being high in the sky to get closer to each other, but why is this girl's reaction completely different from how Nazha treated Huka before?

Frustrated, You Han couldn't understand what went wrong and felt quite depressed. However, as the pendulum ride went higher and higher, he no longer had time to think about these things.

Because... I'm afraid of heights!
"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

As the giant swing came to a stop at a high point, it swayed from side to side while spinning, and You Han immediately screamed in alarm, his face turning pale.

Meng Ziyi glanced sideways, her clear, bright eyes looking at You Han with disdain: "Big brother, where did your imposing aura go? Show it to me!"

"I'm just excited!" You Han's voice trembled as he stubbornly insisted, "That's how I am when I'm excited!"

"Let's get excited!" Meng Ziyi, too lazy to expose her, felt the wind whistling against her face and instantly forgot her troubles, excitedly shouting, "Whoosh! Whoosh!"

Li Changfeng and Sister Zheng, who were watching this scene from below, were immediately struck by a bright light.

"They're so excited!"

"This doesn't look as scary as a roller coaster!"

While the two were watching curiously, they saw Lü Ming walking over with Dilraba and Gulnazar, and their expressions immediately fell.

Li Changfeng exclaimed that he was having a bad day, and immediately led Sister Zheng inside.

"Shall we try this challenge?"

"This looks so exciting!"

Dilraba and Gulnazar, each holding one of Lü Ming's arms, said excitedly.

Looking at the pendulum swinging more and more violently, Lü Ming suddenly stopped Nazha and Dilraba, who were excitedly about to chase after it, and said with a worried look, "For these kinds of high-altitude rides, let's stay back. I saw a news report that said a guy was standing under the pendulum swing looking up at it, and he accidentally swallowed someone else's vomit!"

"Huh!" Naza frowned and quickly stepped back.

Dilraba also felt uncomfortable: "It's disgusting!"

At this moment, Li Changfeng and Sister Zheng saw that Hu Ka hadn't followed, so they stopped to watch. As the giant swing went higher and higher, even forming an astonishing angle of over 160 degrees with the ground, the two looked up at the sky and opened their mouths in surprise.

At this moment, Meng Ziyi and You Han's screams became heart-wrenching and filled with extreme terror!

"Ahhhh!"

Meng Ziyi's face paled, a thin layer of mist welled up in her beautiful, clear eyes, and the next second, tears streamed down her face as she screamed in a broken voice, "Help! Help me..."

"I won't do it again! I'll never dare to eat spicy food again!"

You Han's face was deathly pale, his expression contorted in a grimace, his features twisted in agony: "Mom! Mom! Mom! I don't want to die, ah—"

【6666! 】

I'm blind, so it's hard for me to imagine what kind of cruel torture could drive prisoners to this point. Did they confess?

[Hahaha, report to the blind man, he still doesn't intend to confess!]

[This is hilarious, this is so exciting!]

[It seems like they've completely forgotten about the mission? If they can't get it in one go, they'll have to do it all over again later...]

[You Han seizes every opportunity to show off. I genuinely thought his previous composure was due to a strong heart, but it turns out he's actually the most fragile one.]

[Meng Ziyi even shed tears, but the haters didn't even mention it?]

We're evenly matched, so let's not argue about who's better!

[A domineering CEO compared to a delicate young woman? He's completely shameless!]

[I have the most to say about this project. After riding the roller coaster, my buddy felt like he could conquer the entire Happy Valley, but then he got scared and fainted on the giant swing...]

The Giant Swing is the scariest high-altitude ride at Happy Valley, disagree? Let's argue!

[Most giant swing rides are alright, mainly because they're 360-degree swings, and at their highest point, the distance to the ground can usually exceed 120 meters. This one looks even higher, so it's hard not to be worried for You Han and Xiao Meng!]

Just as netizens were expressing their concerns, the giant swing suddenly spun 360 degrees, abruptly silencing the previously heart-wrenching screams.

At this moment, Meng Ziyi and You Hanqi, both wearing helmets, tilted their heads and rolled their eyes back, completely terrified into facial paralysis.

When a person is in extreme fear, they are unable to make a sound.

They were about to faint when a strong feeling of weightlessness jolted them awake. The next second, their pupils dilated in shock as they watched themselves plummet from the sky and crash into the ground. They were terrified out of their wits...

"Ahhh!"

"vomit!!!"

You Han had already started vomiting violently. The intense visual, physical, and mental stimulation combined made him feel as if his bladder was out of his control and he was vomiting uncontrollably. He even felt his buttocks were suffocating. As the pendulum reached 180 degrees again, You Han caught a glimpse of the scene below out of the corner of his eye and was so frightened that he jumped out of his skin!
"puff!!!"

Not far from the giant swing, Li Changfeng and Sister Zheng saw this scene and both gaped, staring up at the sky in disbelief.

"This is too exciting!" Sister Zheng's face turned pale.

"This damn production team has definitely been bribed by that nobody!" Li Changfeng was so frightened that he was short of breath and immediately started cursing angrily: "They know we don't get along with that nobody, and the director is still working for that nobody. In order to lick the boots of that nobody, they deliberately messed with us and treated us like islanders!"

"This is unfair, there's something fishy going on, I protest..."

Li Changfeng was raising his head and cursing loudly when suddenly a yellowish blob came flying at him. Before he could even react, it was smeared all over his face. Because he was still cursing, he even chewed it a couple of times as it entered his mouth.

Li Changfeng's eyes suddenly widened.

What did I just throw in my face?!
……

(End of this chapter)