My version of Heavenly Dao is too old, so it's full of bugs.

Chapter 17 Heavenly Dao Certification, Scamming a Ghost Immortal

Ghost fairy?

This was the first time Li Wei had encountered such an existence since his transmigration, and he immediately widened his eyes and looked around.

"Where is she? Where is she? I can't see her."

"You bastard! Not only is your laugh disgusting, but you're also blind! Can't you see me right here?!"

An old woman, no bigger than a soybean, floated down to him with a puff of steam the size of a thumb, and without saying a word, slapped his cane.

Li Wei almost thought he was going to be beaten to death.

But unexpectedly,

No pain!

However, considering that this was a ghost immortal, Li Wei decided to play along to avoid embarrassing the other person. So he pretended to be in pain, lay down, and groaned:

"Hey, the local deity is hitting someone! Is there no justice left in this place? Someone do something about it!"

Little did he know that his flattery backfired.

Upon seeing this, the Earth Goddess seemed to have some unpleasant memory stirred within her, and exclaimed in terror, "You dare to extort me?"

She looked around, but finding nothing she could grab, she hit herself on the head with her cane, and then lay down, screaming even louder than Li Wei.

"Oh dear! An intruder is attacking people! My sons of the Bai family, come to our rescue!"

Oh no,
Why are you ghost immortals like this?

Li Wei was stunned and was about to explain that that was not what he meant.

Suddenly,
Countless pairs of eerie green eyes rose across the vast protected area, casting unfriendly glances.

His blood felt like it was freezing.

Damn it,

In other families, the younger sibling is replaced by the older one. Why is it that in this family, the older sibling falls ill and the younger one is replaced?
Will these cat demons come and tear me to pieces?

Li Wei's worries were unnecessary, because he soon discovered that the cat demons' unfriendly gazes were not directed at him, but at the old cat woman on the ground!
"Tch, that old codger is thousands of years old and still likes to play these tricks!"

"Can a mere Qi Refining Stage 3 cultivator be framed by a local ghost immortal?"

"We don't believe you for a second!"

Upon seeing this, Bai Youyou exclaimed in horror, "Uncle, Aunt, Aunt... please don't offend Granny Cat! She eats cats!"

The cats looked even more displeased and said with great distress:

"That old hag still loves scaring cats!"

"Only this naive and innocent girl would believe her!"

"It's over, it's over..."

The cat demons couldn't bear to see Bai Youyou so foolish, so they simply looked away and pretended nothing had happened.

Grandma Cat was so angry that she sat up abruptly from the ground: "Damn idiots, he was the one who tried to scam me first, I'm the victim!"

Nobody paid any attention to her!

The dignified ghost was trembling with rage. Doesn't this society have any concern or care for the elderly?
Do your parents know how indifferent you are?

Oh.
So I'm their parent.
That's fine.

Grandma Cat rubbed her face, regaining her composure. She turned to look at Li Wei beside her and said admiringly, "Not bad! You dare to try and scam a ghost immortal, quite like me back in the day."

Heaven help me, Li Wei was so frightened that he forgot to get up.

But in Grandma Cat's eyes, he was still acting!

This unwavering determination to get to the porcelain is truly astonishing; even she had to give it a thumbs up.

You little rascal, you have some nerve!

You are really not afraid of death.

Who knew that version 1.0 of the Heavenly Path thought the same thing!

After receiving the cat grandma's personal endorsement, it even bestowed upon Li Wei a title.
——【A Ghostly Immortal Who Staged an Accident!】

Since the establishment of the Heavenly Dao 1.0 system, you are the only Qi Refining cultivator who dares to challenge a Ghost Immortal. Your legacy will surely be recorded in history and serve as a warning to countless people!
Below the entry, there is also a thoughtful note:

Ordinary cultivators should stay away from this person, otherwise, you might suffer terrible misfortune along with them, the kind that even the Heavenly Dao cannot save you from.

Li Wei never expected to receive such a surprise!

It should be noted that after leaving the Vulnerability Illusion, all the functions that had been painstakingly enabled in the Heavenly Dao 1.0 system turned red and were disabled, leaving only the Heavenly Dao Sacrifice button.

However, bestowing titles now clearly goes beyond the scope of Heavenly Sacrifice and falls under the category of unknown functions not displayed on the interface. This undoubtedly indicates that the Heavenly Dao 1.0 system, besides its active functions (bugs), has many passive functions (bugs) waiting for Li Wei to explore.
But this surprise has one small problem.

How do I turn off this title?

system?!!!
The title above Li Wei's head flashed with bursts of spiritual light, as conspicuous as a bathhouse sign in the dark, clearly visible from hundreds of meters around.

Even Granny Cat, this ghostly immortal, couldn't help but stare in disbelief.

I've seen plenty of staged accidents.
There are also those who stage accidents to extort money from immortals.

But this is the first time I've ever seen someone receive a title from the Heavenly Dao!
"Um, let me explain."

"No need to explain!" Granny Ghost Cat's eyes became meaningful. After being a ghost immortal for so many years, she didn't think she could gain a title by faking an accident.

After all, with the development of the Heavenly Dao to this point, what kind of people haven't we encountered?
It's not like the old days when everything was new and exciting. Do you think just anyone can bestow a title on someone else?

So she naturally assumed that Li Wei had this title before!
This kid has done this kind of despicable thing countless times.

The reason he's showing off the title now is purely to flaunt it.

Didn't the old man expect this?
I'm not the only one who's trying to scam you.
Hehehe~~~
……

"These young people are truly formidable!"

"Seeing your arrogant attitude, even someone as good-tempered as me wants to beat you to death. You could call that a talent, right?"

Judging from the way the cat demons treated Granny Cat before, this old lady, although she seems fierce on the surface, is actually the kind of ghost with a sharp tongue but a soft heart. She can only scare fools like Bai Youyou.

Even when she saw Huang Mao Li Wei flirting with her kitten, she only gave him a light tap and didn't hit him hard, otherwise Li Wei's head would have exploded long ago.

but now,
She really wanted to give this kid a good beating!
Li Wei was on the verge of tears!

The Way of Heaven 1.0!

You exploited a bug, fine, but why are you making me take the blame?
Please, please turn off this title!

unfortunately,

Heavenly Dao 1.0 did not hear his plea, or perhaps it heard it but chose not to respond.

The title "[Porcelain-Collecting Ghost Immortal]" still flashes above his head, looking just like a grave.

"You young people just love to show off, fine! Let him show off then!"

Grandma Cat smiled and said, "I already know your purpose, but the three members of the Chu family who brought you here have already returned to Xinhai City, so I will take you back next."

Li Wei narrowed his eyes immediately: "So you knew about that leak."

Grandma Cat chuckled, then suddenly shoved Li Wei, interrupting him.

"Young man, there are some things you can't just say carelessly!"

Li Wei fell backward, and a teleportation portal leading directly to Xinhai City appeared beneath his feet.

Granny Cat gave a final warning: "Young man, the Chu family is not as simple as it seems. You'd better be careful when you get back."

The instant they fell into the teleportation tunnel,
Li Wei couldn't help but turn around.
Curious, he asked, "Why are you helping me?"

"I've wanted to deal with those guys who brought DEI to my side for a long time, but they're all juniors after all. Given my status, it's really not appropriate for me to bully the younger ones."

"So consider this payment for helping me neuter that troublesome cat, but..."

Grandma Cat blinked, a hint of slyness and mockery in her eyes, and said:

"But it's understandable that people sometimes lose their sense of direction as they get older, right?"

Li Wei, who had just thought she was a good person, suddenly turned ashen-faced.

"You old bastard, where the hell are you sending me...?"

brush!
The passage closed, interrupting Li Wei's persuasive spellcasting.

Bai Youyou was still a little reluctant, so she asked worriedly, "Grandma, where did you take him? Will he be in danger?"

"Hehe, guess!"

After making a face, Granny Cat turned and walked towards her local shrine, thinking to herself as she went:

Silly girl, that kid can even scare away the rampaging loopholes in the Heavenly Dao rules, he's really too strange!

Of course, I need to find an even more eccentric old friend to do the appraisal.

Don't worry, you won't die.

most……

He's just gone mad.

(End of this chapter)