My version of Heavenly Dao is too old, so it's full of bugs.

Chapter 16 Cats are so cute
cat?
Blood?

Li Wei immediately thought of the perverted gay cat demon that he had crushed.

So I barged into that dead cat guy's lair!?

No, no, no, it should be said that the location of that Heavenly Dao loophole was originally its lair.

No wonder the Chu family took it with them when they broke the law and stole loopholes in the Heavenly Dao.

So this is both a talisman and an admission ticket!

Without that white cat, they probably wouldn't have been able to stay in this nature reserve, and they wouldn't have been able to build a cabin to guard that loophole.
Now, Li Wei not only appears here, but he's also covered in cat blood. How do you explain that?

So, you're saying your fellow countryman wants to anal me, so I'll castrate him first and, incidentally, burst his bladder?

Isn't this animal cruelty?
There was no time left for Li Wei to think of his words.

The powerful little female cat stretched out her claws and grabbed his neck, saying, "Speak! What are you doing here? Are you poaching?"

The emerald green beast's eyes shrank to the size of a grain of rice.

A menacing aura swept over us.

Li Wei could only play it by ear, tentatively asking, "Is there a homosexual among your people?"

The little female cat's answer will determine whether Levi will tell a few lies, or a complete lie; if all else fails, he might as well risk his reputation.

If I were a gay man, it would be perfectly reasonable for me to be here, right?

But to everyone's surprise, the little female cat's expression changed drastically upon hearing this. She jumped off Li Wei and frantically wiped her paws on the grass beside her.

"Damn it! Scumbag! Cat scum! Disgusting!"

"As expected, getting involved with humans resulted in bloodshed!"

"Bai Dahai, why don't you just die?! Ahhhhh!!!"

The thought of touching that human and even stroking his neck made Bai Youyou want to die.

It is said that gay men are more susceptible to infectious diseases.

Is this claw still usable?
The thought that her cat life might end because of this made Bai Youyou burst into tears.

"You perverted dog, I'll kill you!"

Brushing, brushing, brushing,
The delicate, petite cat's paws formed hand seals with unimaginable agility and speed, then summoned a string of ice spikes that charged forward.

Observe the breath.
This is at least a late-stage Qi Refining demon; not only is it incredibly fast, but it can also conduct electricity with ice.

If they really fought, Li Wei would probably have a hard time winning.

Having seen the world several times, he remained completely calm. He quickly came up with a set of words in his mind and then angrily rebuked with a righteous expression: "What pervert! Which eye of yours sees me as gay? I am clearly the nemesis of gay men!"

Concerned about her health, Bai Youyou remained calm at this crucial moment, staring at him and asking, "Then what is your relationship with Bai Dahai?"

"Hehe! My friend and his family came here as guests. He took a fancy to my looks and tried to take advantage of me, but I turned the tables on him and even broke his manhood! Otherwise, would I have bled so much?"

"With your Qi Refining Level 3 cultivation, you think you can defeat it?" Bai Youyou didn't believe it.

"Then I'll prove it to you!"

Boom!
A wisp of lightning appeared in Li Wei's hand.

After absorbing the bioelectricity of the cat demon Bai Dahai, the Five Thunder Heart Technique grew. Then, after spreading for so long within the corpse of the Golden Core stage demon, absorbing so much corpse energy, it became even thicker than before.

Now that it's revealed,
It really scared the children.

It awakened the fear of lightning in Bai Youyou's bloodline! "How did someone at the third level of Qi Refining cultivate lightning techniques to this level?"

"Could it be that he possesses a Dao body based on lightning?"

Bai Youyou began to genuinely believe that Li Wei had this ability!

Next,
The little female kitten's eyes widened and her mouth grew bigger and bigger.

He watched helplessly as Li Wei manipulated that wisp of lightning with incredible skill, transforming it into thin lines that precisely targeted the bloodstains on his tattered clothes, then converged to form a pattern of spurting blood.

"Look at all the bloodstains on my body. Did he spurt it from my lower abdomen?"

"If something hadn't exploded here, would so much blood have been spraying out?"

"You must believe in science, little sister!"

Bai Youyou glanced at the location of the jet source and, considering Bai Dahai's height, finally began to believe it.

"Great!"

"He's not gay, my paws aren't dirty, I don't need to chop off my hand! Hahahaha!"

The silly Bai Youyou actually started dancing and waving her arms on the spot.

"Then can I go now?"

Bai Youyou stopped what she was doing, swiftly landed on his shoulder, and said coldly, "Although you did a great thing by beating up Bai Dahai, there are still doubts about your visit. I can't make up my mind."

"Then why don't you just see me out?"

"No, I still have to patrol and can't go too far, so I can't take you out. So, let Grandma decide."

"Who is the mother-in-law?"

"Lord of the protected area, there is her temple just ahead. Please walk this way!"

This little female cat, oblivious to the dangers of the world and having already witnessed the Five Thunder Heart Technique, still dared to jump onto Li Wei's shoulder.

With just a thought, he could launch a lightning attack on it, grab it, and flick its little buddy.

But considering this is a protected area, there must be many cat demons. Defeating this one would only make things worse. So it's better to listen to this silly guy and go see the Earth Goddess. Maybe then we can get through this?

"Then lead the way."

The little female cat probably hadn't seen many people before, so she was very talkative. Along the way, she kept gossiping and asking him how he beat up Bai Dahai, how Bai Dahai cried, and whether his kitten could still be used after it was blown up.
Li Wei could make her gasp in surprise with just a few words.

That round cat face practically screamed two words—naive (and deceitful)!
If this place weren't so strange, Li Wei might have just run off with her. After all, who could resist a milky-white cat demon!
It can even transform!
Wouldn't it be great to have a beast-eared girl by your side then?
After all, this race can withstand even barbs, so other things are a piece of cake!

what?
Don't you think that's too perverted?

Please.

Li Wei has already sparred with Corpse Sister, so what's a cat?
And cats are so cute, how can we not gag them?
Li Wei laughed wickedly.

That smile happened to fall on the eyes of an old woman not far away, whose face immediately turned ashen as she shouted, "You brat, what are you doing clinging to that blond-haired bastard's head? Get down here!!"

Li Wei isn't actually blond, but he looks remarkably like one, with that wicked grin on his face—he looks like a lecherous man who would abduct innocent girls.

Bai Youyou was chatting happily, laughing so hard her teeth were showing, when she suddenly bumped into her "parent." She was stunned for a moment, and after a long while, she shivered and hurriedly jumped off him.

"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear. We're completely innocent, what can she possibly do to me?"

Bai Youyou was almost in tears. She stopped and turned around, saying, "Shut up! Grandma is a real ghost, and she really eats people. She even likes to eat cats. If you want to die, don't drag me down with you!"

(End of this chapter)