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Chapter 37 You're not asking us to eat history, are you?!

"No, Teacher Ming'en..." Perhaps Shen Ming'en's actions were too outrageous, because Ma Bi, the director backstage, didn't care that this was a live broadcast and directly said to Shen Ming'en through the walkie-talkie, "You can't eat this!"

To be honest, before the show, when the production team invited Shen Ming'en to play the "clown," we knew he wouldn't cooperate so easily. Therefore, the production team's requirement for him was that the food didn't have to be delicious or look particularly appealing, but at least...

Yes! Yes! Eat!
But look at the stuff he made, is it even edible?

The production team was thinking that even if he didn't give face to the production team, he should at least give some face to seniors like Teacher Huang and Teacher He.

Who knew this guy was so clueless about social etiquette and didn't seem afraid of offending anyone!
"Why can't we eat this?" Shen Ming'en said confidently, completely ignoring the blushing faces of all the female guests and staff present. "Bull penis and bull testicles are treasures of the cow, and they are very nutritious."

"No, you..."

Just as the director was about to retort, Shen Ming'en pointed at Teacher Huang and said:
"If you don't believe me, ask Teacher Huang. He'll definitely know."

"Me...???" Teacher Huang was completely dumbfounded and full of questions!

I know absolutely nothing about it!
What the hell is this?! You come here and tell me you know?!
【puff……】

The audience watching the show next door were laughing hysterically, and even Teacher He, the "evil gardenia" next to him, almost couldn't hold back.

Shen Mingen's words were both sarcastic and a trap. The sarcasm was directed at Teacher Huang, who was eager to teach others, implying that since he seemed to know everything, he should know this too. The trap was to force Teacher Huang to nod and say "I know," which would be tantamount to acknowledging that the ingredients Shen Mingen was referring to were edible, thus making it harder for the production team to make things difficult for Shen Mingen.

People who eat the food aren't making a fuss, but your production team isn't eating it, and you're even criticizing the chef?
"Incredible! Absolutely brilliant!" Teacher He was secretly thrilled.

Therefore, he said he wouldn't mind eating these things. After all, no matter how bad they taste, they can't compare to stewed green beans, right?
"Teacher Huang, do you think this is safe to eat?" Shen Ming'en asked Teacher Huang, holding two freshly cut testicles in his hand.

Holding a cow egg in one hand and a knife in the other, with the tip of the knife pointed at Teacher Huang, Teacher Huang now had the feeling that if he dared to say "cannot eat," Shen Ming'en, that cockroach bully, would stab him with a knife.

"Yes...it's definitely edible, but..." Teacher Huang, who had been "threatened with a knife" by Hajien, had no choice but to admit it, while also trying to make amends.

Before he could finish speaking, Shen Ming'en "interrupted" him with a knife: "Look, even Teacher Huang says it's edible, are you going to question Teacher Huang?"

"I...you..." Director Ma Bi was almost in tears.

Their show is basically a self-indulgent program by veterans, praising Teacher Huang. No one can criticize Teacher Huang, because Teacher Huang's words are like imperial edicts. If he agrees, what can the production team say?
But how could the production team not know that Teacher Huang was "forced" to do it!
At the time, the live stream chat was flooded with comments like: "Teacher Huang, if you're being threatened, blink twice!"

This is the first time I've ever seen Chef Huang being threatened on a TV show!
Teacher Huang also experienced what it felt like to be "tested for compliance"—it was unbelievable!
【It still has to be our Emperor Ming En!】 Fans laughed and commented: 【When the Emperor goes to war, not a blade of grass will be left standing!】

With a soft "splat," two testicles and a particularly long string of bull penis were tossed into the food basket by Shen Ming'en. Seeing Teacher Huang's strange expression, Teacher He even tried to comfort him.

"Relax, Teacher Huang, Ming En definitely didn't just give us this. He gave us a whole cow. Surely he wouldn't have asked for two whole cows just for this little bit, would he?"

Surely he wouldn't have made these dumplings just because of a whiff of vinegar?

As expected, it turned out to be true.

As soon as Teacher He finished speaking, Shen Ming'en grabbed a knife and walked towards the cow's belly.

“See, I told you so,” Teacher He chuckled, “Ming En will definitely make us some beef brisket or something.” “Hmm.” Teacher Huang nodded silently, her expression softening slightly.

"Phew..." Qi Jia and Huang Yingying, the two girls standing to the side, also breathed a sigh of relief.

While bull penis and testicles may be sensitive, they simply won't eat them. As long as there's something edible, they'll focus on eating what's edible.

Before the four guests could even relax for a moment, Shen Ming'en plunged a knife into the cow's belly and pulled out a large, pouch-like object...

Everyone: "???"

Those who witnessed that scene were once again dumbfounded. They had thought that Shen Ming'en was heading straight for the beef belly, specifically the brisket, which was a famous dish...

Who knew, this old man went straight for the cow's stomach, he was going to rip out the cow's stomach!
It was obvious that the sac-like thing he pulled out of the cow's stomach was the cow's stomach, which is what we commonly call cow's stomach!

"It should be...it should be tripe, right? Or maybe some kind of tripe for hot pot or something," Teacher He suggested, trying to find a solution.

Although tripe and honeycomb tripe are considered internal organs of cattle and not ordinary beef, they are still relatively common ingredients, and they are quite expensive when sold outside. If they are used to make some specialty dishes, then it is not so difficult for them to accept.

It's just...

Looking at the cow's stomach, Teacher Huang frowned and said, "Why is this cow's stomach so bulging?"

Everyone was taken aback upon hearing this, and then looked over and indeed found that the cow's stomach was particularly swollen, as if it were stuffed full of things.

“This should be normal,” Teacher He said, though he had never seen a slaughterhouse. “Giving a living being a final meal before killing it is like giving it its last meal before it dies. It’s understandable.”

“But Teacher He…” Huang Yingying’s lips twitched, she covered her mouth and tried to suppress the churning in her stomach, and pointed at Shen Ming’en over there and said, “Brother Ming’en keeps picking at the grass in his stomach and stuff… is that normal?”

"Gah?"

Teacher He was taken aback, and Teacher Huang, Qi Jia, and others all looked over upon hearing the news.

But then, Shen Ming'en, after removing the cow's stomach, didn't throw it aside. Instead, he took a basin from a staff member and, in front of everyone, sliced ​​open the stomach's outer skin...

He scooped out all the undigested or partially digested hay from his stomach and threw it into the bowl in front of him.

So close, a nauseating stench hit them. While older teachers like Teacher Huang and Teacher He, who were older and had a slightly stronger tolerance, could still hold back, Qi Jia and Huang Yingying couldn't hold back at all and ran to the side to groan.

At this moment, a voice roared in the minds of all the guests:

"What?! What?!?"

This is... edible?!
You're probably trying to make us eat Shiba Ge!

……

(End of this chapter)