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Chapter 36 Bull Whip, Bull Testicles! You want me to be the clown? You'd better be able to handle it!

"Actually, beef is very healthy," Teacher Huang said to everyone as Shen Ming'en, the cockroach bully, walked toward the lifeless bull and cow with a knife. "Beef is quite robust, all muscle, which means it's all lean meat. It's not easy to gain weight from eating it, so it's very popular among people who are trying to lose weight."

“Sparrow food.” Teacher He nodded and said, “However, it is not recommended for people with stomach problems, because sparrow food is not as easy to digest as pork or chicken.”

"Haha, nothing in this world is easy to digest, especially meat," Teacher Huang said bluntly. "If you want to eat something delicious, don't worry about it being easy to digest. It's like life; if you want what you like and yearn for, you have to pay a price..."

Netizen: [……]

Your mother!

No!

Can you please stop relating everything to life?!
Not to mention Qi Jia, even Teacher Huang's own daughter, Huang Yingying, couldn't stand it anymore. She covered her face with a helpless expression and simply changed the subject, asking, "What do you think Brother Ming'en is going to do?"

“There are so many things you can do with it,” Teacher He said frankly. “Beef, beef shank, beef brisket, beef tripe, beef head, etc., can all be used to make delicious food.”

Chinese people love to eat and know how to cook beef. Besides the more common ways to prepare beef on the market, there are also dishes like beef head banquet, stewed beef hooves, and so on.

Even less common dishes include eating cow's eyes and large intestines.

In short, in the eyes of the Chinese, every part of a cow is a treasure; in the eyes of the Chinese, there is nothing that cannot be eaten. Don't talk about things being overpopulated, otherwise if you bring them to China, you will eat them all to extinction!

"Ahem..." Chef Huang coughed lightly from the side.

"Evil Gardenia" instantly understood: "Of course, Teacher Huang knows more. You can ask Teacher Huang about this..."

Even though her own daughter Huang Yingying didn't give her any face, Qi Jia couldn't refuse to support her, so she went to ask Teacher Huang. The group chattered away, but no one offered to help Shen Ming'en.

And it was at this time...

"What the hell?!"

Not far away, the man who was filming Shen Ming'en suddenly shouted out instinctively.

His shout was so clear that everyone, from the guests on stage to the director backstage and the audience, heard it, causing everyone to frown.

"What are you doing?" Director Ma shouted angrily into the earpiece.

It is very unprofessional for staff to make noise during filming. This cameraman shouldn't have done that.

"No..." The older brother looked helpless, and said into the earpiece with his legs crossed, "Director, look at the equipment!"

Director Ma then glanced at the machine.

If you don't look, it's fine; but once you do, your eyes widen, and you shout out the national treasure: "Holy crap?!"

The commotion gradually spread, and everyone looked over. Teacher He, Teacher Huang, and others gathered around and saw Shen Ming'en holding a knife and stabbing it directly between the cow's legs!

Everyone: "????"

No!

elder brother!
What are you doing?!

Why would you stick a chicken feather in the middle of a cow's leg?!

"what!"

Qi Jia, being a girl, was completely embarrassed. Her face flushed red, she covered her eyes and ran to the side, looking as if she were "unclean," shouting:

"Senior Brother Ming'en, what are you doing?!"

Because that bull was a male, there must have been something between its legs...

That spot is inherently quite sensitive for girls. If it weren't for the fact that Shen Ming'en, the "leader of the stabbing cult," had plunged a knife into her so conspicuously that she'd forgotten about it, she would never have looked. Equally embarrassed was Teacher Huang's daughter, Huang Yingying, but her reaction wasn't as intense as Qi Jia's. It was Teacher Huang, the young chef, who, seeing that thing with her daughter, was momentarily stunned. She gave Shen Ming'en a strange look and shouted:

"Xiao Shen, what are you doing?!"

"I'll prepare the ingredients," Shen Ming'en said, drawing his knife and turning to look at Teacher Huang.

The scene startled Teacher Huang. It was probably because the cow was freshly slaughtered and still warm, and the blood had not been completely drained. As a result, when Shen Ming'en inserted the knife, some blood got on his hands and the knife, and even a few drops were splattered on his face. Although Shen Ming'en, who was holding the bloody knife, looked harmless, who the hell would dare to "go against" him in this scene?
He gives you the impression that if you go against him, the next second that red knife won't be going between the cow's legs, but between yours!
Teacher Huang subconsciously tightened her anus, her tone noticeably less forceful: "What kind of ingredients are you putting here...?"

Everyone looked at Shen Ming'en with suspicion...

Then, at the same time, everyone present, along with hundreds of thousands of viewers of the "Taste of Life" program, watched online!
Shen Ming'en, holding a bloodstained knife, said:

"Bull penis, bull testicles."

The words fell...

"..."

There was silence.

The expressions on the faces of the four guests—Teacher Huang, Teacher He, Qi Jia, and Huang Yingying—froze, a mixture of joy and sorrow on their faces. Then, the four of them began to twitch their lips uncontrollably…

at the same time.

【puff……】

[Hahahahahaha...]

The viewers next door were laughing so hard their heads were about to fall off, they should have taken the spinner back!
[So, all that talk about wanting cows was to feed them bull penis and testicles, hahaha...]

So you were waiting here all along, huh? Ha, Hakim, you bastard...

[Hilarious! Teacher Huang and Teacher He guessed for ages—steak, brisket, bull's head feast—but they never guessed this guy would serve them bull penis and testicles!]

[Abstract, huh? When it comes to abstract concepts, my brother's is the best!]

……

It's going crazy!
The live stream chat and comment sections were flooded with messages because of Shen Ming'en's comment about "bullwhip and bull testicles."

Who would have thought that Shen Ming'en ordered two cows, only to feed Teacher Huang, Teacher He, and others bull penises and testicles!

Shen Ming'en, Teacher Huang, and Teacher He are alright, since they're all men. But the problem is, aren't there two women here too?!
Qi Jia didn't care at all. Huang Yingying was Teacher Huang's precious daughter. How could he possibly bring his precious daughter on a TV show and have her fed bull penis?!

If word gets out, he'll lose all face!

Realizing these points...

Teacher Huang was furious!

They were all trembling!
But because Shen Mingen was carrying a bloodstained knife and had bright red cow's blood on his body, he didn't dare to get angry with Shen Mingen...

It's so outrageous and infuriating!
"No, this..."

The director, Ma Bi, and all the crew members backstage were completely dumbfounded.

Yesterday, when Shen Mingen asked for ingredients, he only mentioned two live cows. Who on the production team could have imagined that this "living dad" was going to make bull penis and bull testicles?!
Is he seriously serious?!
On camera, Shen Mingen had a smile on his face. It wasn't a scheme to flatter him like a wicked gardenia, but rather a blatant attempt to dig a pit!
You don't think that's all there is to it, do you?
Shen Ming'en wanted to say that this was just the beginning!
The best is yet to come!
Do you want me to go on a TV show and be the clown?

You guys have to be able to handle it too!

You disagree?
Hit me! Hit me!
……

(End of this chapter)