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Chapter 63: Alternative Eight Screens

Yang Yunsheng walked to the front of the stage and squatted down.

He looked at the big brother with a half-smile, and said with a forced smile: "Big brother, are you here to mess things up?"

The elder brother quickly waved his hands to indicate that he did not mean that.

How could Yang Yunsheng let this elder brother go at this time?

He said, "In that case, I have a question for you, Big Brother. If you have diabetes, what disease will your wife get?"

Not only this big brother, but everyone else was thinking about it.

If the husband has diabetes, what disease will his wife get?

Liver disease?

It doesn’t seem right. It has little to do with the liver?
What about stomach problems?
It seems to be far away from stomach problems.

But the eldest brother thought for a while and said, "Is it depression?"

Yang Yunsheng smiled and walked back to Yan Hexiang.

He spoke to the crowd at the microphone, "It seems like Big Brother doesn't understand everything. He can't even answer such a simple question!"

Yan Hexiang patted Yang Yunsheng's arm with a puzzled look on his face.

"Hey, hey, I don't understand either. So what's wrong with this lady?"

Yang Yunsheng smiled mysteriously and explained, "The disease this lady has is called tooth decay!"

"Tooth decay?"

Yan Hexiang was completely puzzled, because this burden did not appear in the book, it was completely Yang Yunsheng's sudden idea.

Even though Yan Hexiang is a very strong supporting actor, he has no idea what Yang Yunsheng's joke is about.

But he was certain that this was definitely not a good thing.

Can it cause tooth decay?
What does this have to do with tooth decay?
Although Yan Hexiang is old, he is not an experienced driver, but there are many experienced drivers at the scene, and even many female drivers.

They instantly understood the meaning of Yang Yunsheng's burden. Yes, it was included!
So my wife got cavities because it was too sweet.

What I said naturally includes that the relationship between the husband and wife is too sweet, otherwise what do you think!
When Yan Hexiang heard the sighs coming from the audience, he seemed to understand a little.

He brought it back on track: "Hurry up and tell everyone a good crosstalk, instead of doing this useless stuff!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "They say crosstalk emphasizes storytelling, learning, amusing, and singing, and I excel in all four!"

After hearing this, Yan Hexiang was surprised.

"So powerful?"

Yang Yunsheng said proudly, "Of course. I'm referring to eloquence. For example, tongue twisters and jingles. I can guarantee that among the younger generation, if I say I'm second, no one would dare to claim to be first."

Yan Hexiang said, "Come on, come on, since that's the case, I'll test you on the simplest running line, the Eight Screens!"

Yang Yunsheng was stunned and looked at Yan Hexiang in disbelief.

"Oh my goodness! Teacher Yan actually thinks the Eight-panel Screen is simple. How about letting Teacher Yan perform a segment for everyone?"

The audience in the audience are all those who like to watch the fun and don't mind making trouble.

Seeing Yang Yunsheng asked Yan Hexiang to perform a piece, they immediately started shouting.

"Come on!"

"Teacher Yan, be a man, don't be timid!"

"It's time to show your true strength!"

Yan Hexiang quickly reached out and stopped the audience.

"Stop making a fuss! This is the funny guy's job. How can I, the supporting actor, take that job away from him?" Yang Yunsheng said proudly, "Is Teacher Yan not capable?"

"Go to hell, that's nonsense!"

When Yan Hexiang heard Yang Yunsheng say that he was not capable, he became furious.

Yang Yunsheng said: "One night, my sister-in-law asked me to go to Teacher Yan's house. She cried and leaned on my shoulder and said, 'Teacher Yan is not good enough.' I was angry at the time. I gently patted my sister-in-law's smooth back and told her righteously, 'Sister-in-law, don't open your eyes. I am Teacher Yan.'"

The audience was stunned. What the hell was going on?
Is there anything that goes a little deeper, or even more in-depth?

Yan Hexiang uttered, "No, why did you go to my house at night?"

Yang Yunsheng immediately comforted her, "Teacher Yan, don't be angry! I know you don't have time to accompany your sister-in-law, so I went to comfort her."

Yan Hexiang said angrily: "Then you can't come to my house at night!"

Yang Yunsheng explained, "I went there to recite the lines for my sister-in-law. Your parents were there at the time, so they can testify."

When Yan Hexiang heard this, he instantly breathed a sigh of relief.

"My parents are here too, that's fine! Then why are you coming to my house and reciting lines?"

Yang Yunsheng said: "Of course it's the eight-panel screen!"

Yan Hexiang made an expression of sudden enlightenment, it turned out to be an eight-panel screen!

Since it was an eight-panel screen, he didn't blame Yang Yunsheng.

Yan Hexiang said, "Then why don't you perform a piece for everyone?"

"A little?"

Yang Yunsheng is ready and is ready to perform at any time.

Yan Hexiang stretched out his hand and made a gesture of invitation.

Yang Yunsheng moistened his throat and began to recite the Eight Panels.

"Think back to the Chu-Han contention. The overlord of Chu, Xiang Ji, courtesy name Yu, had double pupils. Under his command were eight thousand young men, undefeated in battle and unstoppable in siege. It all started when, at the Hongmen Meeting, when Liu Bang was attending, Xiang Bo and Xiang Zhuang entered the banquet with swords drawn, performing a sword dance in front of the table."

"Thanks to General Fan Kuai, Liu Bang escaped. From then on, a battle of wits ensued. Zhang Liang visited Han Xin under the moonlight, and Han Xin ascended the stage to pay his respects to the commander. They pretended to repair the plank road, secretly crossing Chencang, and cleverly captured three passes, Jiuli Mountain, and set ambushes on all sides, trapping the Overlord. The Overlord missed his opportunity and was utterly defeated. In his defeat, the Wu River blocked his path in front, and Han Xin's pursuers approached from behind. Looking up, he saw a small fishing boat in the river."

"The Overlord beckoned him, saying, 'Fisherman, ferry me across the river. I have a small gift of silver.' The fisherman replied, 'Your men are tall, your horses are heavy, and your spears are heavy. My boat is narrow. It's harder to ferry men across than to ferry horses and spears, and harder to ferry men across than to ferry spears and horses.' The Overlord said, 'That's not difficult. First ferry my spears and horses across the river, and then you can ferry mine across.' The fisherman, upon hearing this, went ashore in his boat, loaded his spears onto the boat, and pulled his horses aboard. With a pole, he set the boat a few feet from the bank."

"The fisherman said, 'Don't panic, sister-in-law. Even though that guy is coming back, I can get into your belly and he won't find me.' Hearing this, the sister-in-law looked resentful and asked the fisherman, 'If I let you into my belly, wouldn't you know everything? How can I live like this in the future?'"

"Hearing this, the fisherman hugged sister-in-law's waist, smiled and raised her chin. Don't worry, sister-in-law, my Ruyi can be big or small, so it won't make you uncomfortable. If you don't believe it, you can try it."

"After trying it, my sister-in-law praised it as excellent. She immediately gave it a thumbs-up and praised it. She also told the fisherman that your brother Yan would not be home tomorrow night, so you could stay."

Before he finished reading the monologue, he was interrupted by Yan Hexiang.

"Wait a moment, is this an eight-panel screen?"

Yang Yunsheng exclaimed, "Ah!" and replied with a smile, "Of course not. This is the Eight-panel Screen I created myself!"

Yan Hexiang directly pulled Yang Yunsheng's hair, and was so angry that his hair stood on end.

"How dare you catch me in trouble!"

When the audience saw Yan Hexiang and Yang Yunsheng performing like this on the stage, they couldn't help but burst out laughing.

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