Start telling crosstalk from Tingyunxuan

Chapter 62 Here Comes the Cheat

Tonight, Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang will have a crosstalk performance.

It’s the first show, and both of them will go on stage.

The difference between Tingyunxuan and Deyunshe is that Tingyunxuan has no team sequence.

The Deyun Society has it, and it has divided into several teams, and there will be more and more in the future.

So Ting Yunxuan, Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang don’t have performances every day.

If there were performances every day, the two of them would take away a lot of performance fees, which would not be fair to other crosstalk performers.

Although there is a saying that goes, you control everything, but you can also control who the audience wants to watch.

Even with Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang, their performances will be packed, but Cao Yunjin also has to consider cultivating fresh blood.

Otherwise, if one day Yang Yunsheng left Ting Yunxuan, as the boss, I would have a lot to consider.

This is also the reason why, when Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang perform, Cao Yunjin will arrange new actors and even train his own apprentices.

Because as long as Yang Yunsheng performs, the audience will be much more tolerant of other actors.

I don’t know whether to say this is Yang Yunsheng’s charm or something else.

In short, Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang, considering Ting Yunxuan's current fame, are already on par with Cao Yunjin.

Before seven o'clock, the two of them changed into gray coats.

The robes of the two men were naturally not just gray.

But Yang Yunsheng felt that gray would be simple and close to the audience.

At the host's call, the two walked onto the stage.

Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang clasped their fists and expressed their gratitude along the way.

When Yang Yunsheng stood in front of the microphone and Yan Hexiang stood behind the table, Yang Yunsheng's gaze turned to the audience below.

Liu Ying didn't come, after all, the postgraduate entrance examination was coming soon.

Apart from the time she left for Yang Yunsheng to eat, she now put all her remaining energy into studying.

Yang Yunsheng also expressed his full support for this.

He also wants to make progress and he also wants to go to graduate school.

But there were other supporters in the audience.

That is, Yang Yunlan brought her three roommates to watch Yang Yunsheng's performance.

Yang Yunsheng smiled. This was the first time his sister came to watch his performance live.

Even in his previous life, or in this life, when he was performing at Mingliu Teahouse, Yang Yunlan had never come here once.

For a moment, Yang Yunsheng wanted to change the notebook.

Because the script we are going to perform today is colored.

Not suitable for children to listen to.

But now we are on the stage, and the list of crosstalk performers has been announced. If we change it, it would be disrespectful to the audience.

Even if Yan Hexiang and I have a good understanding, I'm afraid he won't be able to catch it.

Yang Yunsheng only hoped that after listening to this crosstalk, she would not go back and tell her mother that her brother was not performing crosstalk outside, but telling dirty jokes.

Seeing that Yang Yunsheng didn't move, Yan Hexiang couldn't help but nudge Yang Yunsheng's waist with his elbow. Yang Yunsheng immediately understood Yan Hexiang's intention.

Yang Yunsheng smiled and began to introduce himself.

"Thank you all for taking the time to listen to my crosstalk. First, let me introduce myself. My name is Yang Yunsheng, a junior student in the crosstalk world. The person standing next to me is probably familiar to everyone, Mr. Yan Hexiang!"

Yan Hexiang nodded: "Yes, my name is Yan Hexiang!"

Yang Yunsheng looked at Yan Hexiang and said, "Teacher Yan, you and I have been partners for a while now, and I have discovered a problem!"

Yan Hexiang was puzzled: "What's the problem?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "I just find that Mr. Yan's IQ is questionable!"

Some viewers with low sense of humor started to laugh.

Some people also doubted Yan Hexiang's intelligence. For an offensive supporting role like Yan Hexiang, if Yang Yunsheng doubted Yan Hexiang's intelligence, then Yang Yunsheng would be in big trouble. Sure enough, Yan Hexiang is not an easy person to deal with.

"Wow, someone who hasn't even been to college is questioning me, a college graduate. I wonder whose IQ is wrong!"

As the audience expected, Yang Yunsheng's academic qualifications came under attack.

Anyone familiar with crosstalk knows that if the supporting role is not good, there is another sentence to follow.

Absolutely no one has ever said this.

Those are the funny ones, and they don’t have high education.

If you think about it carefully, this is the truth.

Yang Yunsheng laughed when he saw Yan Hexiang was not convinced.

"Everyone, Teacher Yan isn't convinced. How about we test him?"

Everyone in the audience agreed and asked Yang Yunsheng to test Yan Hexiang.

Yan Hexiang said helplessly: "You guys, all you do is stir up trouble."

Soon, he changed the subject.

"Since you want to test me, then go ahead! I want to see how arrogant you are when you, a high school graduate, test someone with a bachelor's degree."

When he said this, Yan Hexiang rolled up his sleeves.

The audience was looking forward to it and having fun watching the two people having fun.

Yang Yunsheng asked, "I'm asking, there's a man with very long legs, and he's talking about a certain kind of food. What do you think it is?"

Yan Hexiang scratched his head and began to think, and the audience also became confused.

The man has very long legs. Guess what food he wants to eat? Is it sausage?
This is all they can think of.

Yan Hexiang also tried to test it out: "Men have long legs. Is this food ham sausage?"

Yang Yunsheng shook his head; "No, it's a cake!"

Yan Hexiang asked in confusion: "Why is it a cake?"

There was a group of men in their thirties and forties in the audience, and they burst out laughing.

A group of girls in their thirties and forties couldn't help but spit.

Zhang Qi, on the other hand, asked Yang Yunlan with confusion, "Lanlan, what did your brother mean?"

Yang Yunlan also shook her head, she didn't know either.

But as she watched the people around her laugh and blush, she knew that what they were saying was definitely not good.

However, Dong Jiabao, upon hearing Yang Yunsheng's baggage, made a sound of "Puh".

Dong Jiabao, who was from Tieling, had some experience in love, so he naturally understood what Yang Yunsheng was talking about.

The most important thing is that in this situation, girls from Northeast China will usually say, "Oh my god, my doinb, it hurts so much!"
Simply put, except for Dong Jiabao, the other three were all confused.

But Dong Jiabao had no choice but to tell the other three people what this meant.

Yan Hexiang also reacted quickly. He said unconvincedly: "Come again!"

"Come again?"

Yan Hexiang nodded: "Come again!"

Yang Yunsheng asked, "If 50 men run naked together, it's called Baili. But if 1000 women do the same on the beach, what do you call it?"

Before Yan Hexiang could respond, someone below started to make a joke.

"It's called shot put!"

Once the shot put came out, more people didn’t understand it.

Bailey and the others in front don’t understand, so what does the shot put coming from behind mean?
Yang Yunsheng saw a man in his forties with a square face and glasses in the third row messing up his tricks, and he immediately became dissatisfied.

You like to make fun of me, right? Then take a look at this question of mine.

(End of this chapter)