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Chapter 38 Shameless Crosstalk
Yan Hexiang asked with some dismay, "Are you still planning to borrow it?"

When Yang Yunsheng saw Yan Hexiang like this, he analyzed the situation for Yan Hexiang.

"Teacher Yan, what can I do if I don't lend it to you? Tell me, what can I do if you don't lend it to me? How can I maintain my private jet if you don't lend it to me? How can I buy a big villa if you don't lend it to me? Do I still want my big car?"

This was the first time the audience heard such a shameless crosstalk. How could Yang Yunsheng speak so confidently?

But, it seems to make some sense.

It’s a pity that they can’t bring themselves to do this in real life, otherwise they would be able to move towards a beautiful new life.

Yan Hexiang looked at Yang Yunsheng in disbelief: "Wait a minute, you're still living in a big villa!"

Yang Yunsheng nodded: "Yes, but don't think that I live in a big villa just for myself!"

Yan Hexiang chuckled twice: "What do you mean?"

Yang Yunsheng explained, "We have a large family. Don't you think our children should have several rooms?"

Yan Hexiang was surprised and didn't quite understand.

"Wait a minute, several rooms for one child!"

Yang Yunsheng replied, "Yes, isn't it true that there's a bedroom, a toy room, a dressing room, and a library? We need to cultivate children's interests and hobbies. As the saying goes, no matter how hard it is, you can't let your children suffer, and no matter how poor it is, you can't let your children suffer."

Yan Hexiang said helplessly: "Okay, okay, you are doing all this for the child. What about you, the adult? For the sake of the child, can't you squeeze in a little?"

Yang Yunsheng spread his hands and said, "Who can squeeze in with my family's situation?"

Yan Hexiang offered advice: "Your father!"

Yang Yunsheng responded: "Your father!"

The audience burst into laughter in an instant.

Everything was fine, why did you start arguing?

No, we should fight.

Yang Yunsheng said dissatisfiedly: "Why are you cursing when everything is fine?"

Yan Hexiang took a deep breath and explained, "What I mean is, let your father squeeze in!"

Yang Yunsheng pointed at himself and widened his eyes.

"Teacher Yan, you said squeeze my dad? My dad has acne, you squeeze it just like that!"

A female audience member in the front row suddenly spit out the milk tea she was drinking.

She quickly took out some tissues from her bag and started wiping her 36Ds!

The rest of the audience began to applaud and cheer.

Yan Hexiang rolled his eyes: "What are you talking about!"

Yang Yunsheng held out his hand and said, "I'll let my dad squeeze in. I'm still filial. Wouldn't that make me a disobedient son? Besides, don't my wife and I have our own room?"

Yan Hexiang said: "There's no need to live in a villa, a three-bedroom, one-living room apartment or a four-bedroom, one-living room apartment would be enough!"

Yang Yunsheng clicked his tongue twice and patted Yan Hexiang on the shoulder.

"If it were just for my own family, a three-bedroom or even a four-bedroom apartment would be enough. But I have three young and beautiful nannies at home. What should I do with them? I can't let the three of them squeeze into one room!"

Under normal circumstances, Yan Hexiang would say, "You have three nannies at home?"
But Yan Hexiang didn't, he nodded in agreement.

"Indeed, if three of us live in one room, it won't be very convenient for you to go there!"

Yang Yunsheng glanced at Yan Hexiang sideways and suppressed his smile.

Only a man in his thirties like Yan Hexiang would say this.

People like me who are in my twenties would never think about it in this way.

Besides, isn’t it possible to fly three times?

Now I have a young and strong body.

Yan Hexiang's words, coupled with Yang Yunsheng's half-smile, made the audience laugh like thunder in the theater.

The sound was so loud that it was unprecedented.

Yang Yunsheng retracted his gaze and commented on Yan Hexiang. "Vile!"

After hearing this, Yan Hexiang looked indifferent.

He said, "Then you won't pay back the money you borrowed?"

Yang Yunsheng suddenly became righteous.

"No, I borrowed the money with my own ability, so why should I pay it back? Besides, my father taught me from a young age that being able to borrow money is a real skill. Borrowing money and not paying it back is a skill only possessed by the ancients. We should emulate them!"

Yan Hexiang: "Are there any ancient people worth emulating?"

Yang Yunsheng was a little proud: "During the Three Kingdoms period, Zhuge Liang borrowed arrows from the straw boat, didn't he?"

Yan Hexiang replied: "It was borrowed!"

"Liu Bei borrowed Jingzhou nine times, was it borrowed?"

Yan Hexiang nodded: "It's borrowed!"

"Is the East Wind borrowed?"

"Yes!"

Yang Yunsheng was very satisfied to see Yan Hexiang was so understanding.

"Borrow another red center, another white board, and it will be a mess!"

Yan Hexiang groaned twice and interrupted, "What are you doing? Are you playing mahjong here?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "You don't understand. Anyway, my father said that in today's society, it's a society that relies on personal relationships. If you can borrow money, you must never pay it back! Anyone who pays it back is a bastard!"

Yan Hexiang pointed at Yang Yunsheng with disgust and said, "You are so shameless! Your whole family is the same!"

Yang Yunsheng was disliked by Yan Hexiang, but he didn't feel ashamed at all.

He said, "Don't underestimate this shameless person. If such a shameless person could borrow money, you don't know how many shameless people there are in this society! In short, being able to borrow money is a skill, and being able to borrow money and then default on it is a talent!"

Yan Hexiang was shocked again, his mouth slightly open, and he was already laughing at Yang Yunsheng's shamelessness.

"Can you still deny it?"

Yang Yunsheng exclaimed, "Ah!" and replied, "I have plenty of ways, like plastic surgery. After you get it done, even your mother won't recognize you, and there will still be people asking you for money!"

Yan Hexiang seemed to be thinking about something, and asked tentatively, "How much would it cost to have plastic surgery like mine?"

After Yang Yunsheng looked at Yan Hexiang's face, he replied, "You, it's simple, just two dollars!"

Two dollars?
When these two dollars came out, the audience was stunned.

If plastic surgery is so cheap, I’m afraid no one would refuse to have it!

Nine out of ten celebrities in the entertainment industry today have had plastic surgery, but they just refuse to admit it.

For example, that so-and-so, and that so-and-so!

Yan Hexiang asked tentatively, "Can two dollars really do it?"

Yang Yunsheng answered confidently, "Of course, it's two dollars. One dollar for the bus ride there. If the doctor says it can't be done, the remaining dollar is for the bus ride back!"

Yan Hexiang pushed Yang Yunsheng, and Yang Yunsheng stepped back.

"Go to hell!"

The two men smiled, bowed and left.

The audience applauded for a long time.

They like to listen to the crosstalk of Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang. Whenever they perform, the show will be packed and people will come to get tickets.

There is no other reason, because the crosstalk performed by these two people is very novel and can make people laugh from the bottom of their hearts.

Nowadays, many crosstalk performers of the older generation have talent, but their crosstalk cannot cater to this era, so they will gradually be eliminated.

After all, this era, including the future, belongs to the young people.

(End of this chapter)