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Chapter 37 Borrowing Money Based on Ability
Yang Yunsheng was about to say the name when he suddenly froze.

He was stunned, and the audience all craned their necks, wanting to know who Yang Yunsheng would point out from Deyun Society.

As for the audience, they are a group of people who just want to watch the fun and make trouble.

If Yang Yunsheng said the name and they spread it around, Deyunshe and Tingyunxuan would definitely start fighting!
Yang Yunsheng also understood that Yan Hexiang was digging a hole for himself.

Of course, he couldn't mention a specific person in Deyun Society, so he chose to find another way.

"The one I'm talking about is Cao Yunjin!"

Yan Hexiang looked at Yang Yunsheng in disbelief, and the audience's expressions were also extremely strange.

You can say anyone, you mean Cao Yunjin?
Wow, I’ve seen ethical crosstalk and traditional crosstalk, but I’ve never seen a crosstalk that involves self-explosion.

Believe it or not, as soon as Lao Guo got the news, he immediately brought his large army over to cause trouble.

Don’t think that Lao Guo can’t do it, he is kind!

Yan Hexiang said, "Nonsense! Is Cao Yunjin a member of the Deyun Society?"

Yang Yunsheng was unhappy: "Why not? I was talking about when I applied to join Deyun Society. How come Cao Yunjin was no longer a member of Deyun Society at that time?"

After hearing this, Yan Hexiang suddenly realized.

But he still disagreed, "I don't believe a thing you said. Cao Yunjin is such a big shot, is he really that kind of person?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "He's very famous, and many audiences like him. He even opened Ting Yun Xuan. But I, Yang Yunsheng, have been in the crosstalk industry for so many years, and I'm not bad either! Now my net worth is almost eight figures."

When the audience heard this, they all cheered.

What does an eight-digit number mean? That’s tens of millions!
In the crosstalk world today, apart from Lao Guo who said he has a net worth of tens of millions, no one else really has such wealth.

Even Cao Yunjin is still far behind.

Yan Hexiang looked at Yang Yunsheng in surprise: "How much did you say?"

“Eight digits!”

Yan Hexiang was shocked and said, "Eight digits, did you rob a bank?"

Yang Yunsheng shook his head: "I didn't rob a bank. If I had, I would have owed a nine-digit debt!"

Yan Hexiang soon discovered something was wrong.

"It seems like you owe money!"

Yang Yunsheng stretched out his hand and clapped his hands with the back of his hands.

"Yeah, do you think I'm easy?"

Yan Hexiang put one hand on his waist and asked, "What's wrong?"

Yang Yunsheng sighed before answering, "These creditors block our doorstep every day demanding payment. There are creditors from banks, companies, individuals, relatives, friends, and even you, Teacher Yan. Everyone comes to me for money."

Yan Hexiang said: "You still blame me for asking you for money? Who asked you to borrow it?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "I have no choice but to learn from Cao Yunjin. He has an apprentice named Liu Lianxi, who calls me his uncle. I gave him five yuan and asked him to give me his family's property certificate, homestead, passbook, and the bank card his father hid in the safe!"

Liu Lianxi was in a corner of the stage. When he heard his uncle Yang Yunsheng calling him in this way, he could only touch his nose awkwardly.

In fact, I definitely wouldn't do that.

However, Liu Lianxi had heard of this incident. He said that a girl and a boy had known each other for a few days, and she stole a bank card with 6 million yuan in it from her father's drawer and gave it to the boy to support his entrepreneurship.

It's ridiculous!

The key point is that many people fell in love with this girl after hearing this story.

In Liu Lianxi's opinion, if you don't have lead in your brain, you can't do such a thing.

Of course, stories are stories.

In reality, it is very bleak.

You have no money, no house, and your monthly income is less than 10,000 yuan. Who would follow you? And you are still waiting for her to give you money to start a business for you!

It's really like Sun Wukong's monkey butt, just a quick tour.

Yan Hexiang looked at Yang Yunsheng with disdain and said, "How shameless of you to bully a fool like Liu Lianxi? Be careful, he'll go crazy and beat you into a disability."

Liu Lianxi was stunned, and the audience couldn't stop laughing.

Liu Lianxi is just stupid, I can prove it.

Yang Yunsheng sneered, "If I don't do this, do you think they will let me go?"

Yan Hexiang asked, "So what?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "So, when you're down on your luck, even drinking cold water gets stuck in your teeth. What's even more infuriating is that now anyone dares to bully me and step on me. Even the security guard downstairs bullies me."

Yan Hexiang was puzzled: "The security guard bullied you? How did you provoke him?"

Yang Yunsheng said indignantly: "He always asks me for parking fees!"

Yan Hexiang understood: "You bought a car some time ago and haven't paid the parking fee. They asked you to pay the parking fee!"

Yang Yunsheng raised three fingers with a look of resentment on his face.

"Everyone, he asked me to pay an additional 30,000 yuan!"

Yan Hexiang couldn't help but put his hands on his waist.

"Thirty thousand is enough to buy a parking space. How many cars do you have parked?"

Yang Yunsheng looked back at Yan Hexiang and said, "Stop the car! I didn't stop the car!"

Yan Hexiang touched his chin, looking hesitant.

"No, you didn't park your car, so why would they charge you for parking?"

Yang Yunsheng replied, "Yeah, I'm surprised too. I didn't even park my car. I just parked a private jet, and they're asking me for 30,000 yuan in parking fees!"

Yan Hexiang patted Yang Yunsheng's arm and stopped him, saying, "Wait a minute, wait a minute, you park your private plane in the parking lot, why don't you keep a whale?"

Yang Yunsheng waved his hand: "Raising whales is not allowed. Whales are national protected animals!"

Yan Hexiang yelled, "You know what? Is it okay to park a private plane in a parking lot?"

The audience was laughing uncontrollably as they watched the two perform on stage.

One has to admit that Yang Yunsheng is a natural crosstalk performer.

After partnering with Yan Hexiang, both of their strengths were brought to the fore.

It would be a pity if they didn't eat this meal.

Yang Yunsheng defended himself, "He only mentioned parking fees, not mobile phone parking fees. Why would he charge me for that?"

Yan Hexiang nodded: "As for that, even 30,000 is too little, I should charge you 300,000!"

After hearing this, Yang Yunsheng felt a little unhappy.

"I just owe some money, and I haven't paid it back yet. I'm not capable. Please give me some time and I'll try my best!"

Yan Hexiang was satisfied and said, "That's right! People can't always think of taking shortcuts. You should make money to pay off your debts!"

Yang Yunsheng agreed: "Yes, I shouldn't take shortcuts, I should borrow money to pay off my debts!"

The audience didn't react at first, but when they heard about borrowing money to repay debts, they couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Yes, borrowing money to repay debts is the hard truth.

That’s not right. Why should I pay back the money I borrowed with my own ability?

As a mature and responsible man, you should understand one thing.

Working to earn money means you will always be treated like a slave.

Those who take shortcuts often live a comfortable life.

If you want to be rich, you have to have a dark heart and be a bad person.

Look at those entrepreneurs, which one of them has clean hands?

It's because others are carrying the burden for them in places you can't see.

(End of this chapter)