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Chapter 20: Being dug alive by the audience
Yang Yunsheng really couldn't hold it back and grinned.

Although this was the first time that Yan Hexiang and Yang Yunsheng partnered up to perform crosstalk, Yang Yunsheng was still very satisfied with Yan Hexiang, believing him to be the man she had chosen.

This sentence sounds a bit ambiguous, but it also shows that Yan Hexiang's ability is indeed outstanding.

Yang Yunsheng said, "Teacher Yan admitted that he helped steal it."

Yan Hexiang said dissatisfiedly: "Who admitted it? It's not true!"

Yan Hexiang would never admit this.

In fact, this is not the case.

Yang Yunsheng said, "After being expelled from the zoo, Teacher Yan started performing crosstalk."

Yan Hexiang was unhappy: "I wasn't laid off. I left on my own."

Yang Yunsheng didn't argue: "Okay, even if you leave on your own! But I heard from my friends that you perform crosstalk to make money!"

Yan Hexiang chuckled twice and asked, "You're not?"

Yang Yunsheng couldn't help laughing: "Me too!"

Yan Hexiang said disdainfully, "You're quite straightforward. Aren't you afraid that the audience won't buy your story?"

For the audience, they will naturally buy it.

Crosstalk is a means of making a living. If the performance is good, it is worth the ticket price.

But if the performance is not good, the audience will not be willing to see him a second time.

Yang Yunsheng's crosstalk during this period has attracted a lot of people.

They also felt that Cao Yunjin had really found a treasure.

Yang Yunsheng didn’t know what the audience was thinking at the moment, but the smiles on their faces made him feel very at ease.

What crosstalk performers fear most is a dull audience.

Yang Yunsheng said: "In fact, I do perform crosstalk to make money, but Teacher Yan doesn't."

Yan Hexiang said: "I do this for love!"

The audience laughed again. They thought Yan Hexiang would ask me why I wasn’t one anymore?
In the previous script, Yan Hexiang did ask, why am I not it?

But now Yan Hexiang directly hung a burden, which was really amazing.

Yang Yunsheng is not an ordinary crosstalk actor, so he can naturally take on this burden perfectly.

"Teacher Yan isn't doing this entirely for love; his family is rich!"

"My family is rich, how could I not know?"

Yan Hexiang looked at the upper left at a 45-degree angle, with his hands on his waist, thinking.

This gesture made many viewers laugh.

Yang Yunsheng said: "Anyway, Teacher Yan's family is rich, he is a rich second generation!"

When Yan Hexiang heard this, he felt something was wrong.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, is your family's rich second generation talking about it?"

Yang Yunsheng asked in confusion, "What's that called?"

Yan Hexiang replied: "That's a rich second generation!"

Yang Yunsheng waved his hand: "Anyway, Teacher Yan is a rich second-generation, his brother is rich!"

Yan Hexiang noticed something was wrong again and stopped Yang Yunsheng.

"Wait a minute, is this a discussion among peers in your family?"

"Who has money then?"

"My father!"

"Who?"

"Father!"

Before Yang Yunsheng agreed, the audience below exclaimed and started laughing.

Yan Hexiang was at a loss whether to laugh or cry: "You guys, I really am convinced!"

Yang Yunsheng didn't expect that this audience would be so difficult to manage. He was ready to agree, but in the end they took away his work.

It's hard to reason about this matter.

Yang Yunsheng said: "There is nothing wrong with him agreeing. He is indeed your bread and butter. Are you convinced?" Yan Hexiang was too lazy to care, because he did not expect Yang Yunsheng to say such a thing.

He quickly said, "I surrender, I surrender!"

Yang Yunsheng continued, "Teacher Yan's father is rich and is the CEO of Tianshangrenjian!"

Yan Hexiang's eyes were panicked, and he quickly said, "Don't talk nonsense, what is Heaven on Earth? That's not my father's property!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "That's about right. He's just rich. Once he has money, he buys houses, cars, and even RVs!"

Yan Hexiang said disdainfully: "Why are you so poor!"

Yang Yunsheng pointed at Yan Hexiang: "He is no exception!"

"Me too!" Yan Hexiang also pointed at himself.

Yang Yunsheng said, "I bought it. I bought a house in Dijing. I went to Teacher Yan's house last time. Oh, my, I was so envious. Why isn't my father that rich? I also want to have a house like this."

Yan Hexiang nodded: "You must be born into a good family in your next life!"

The audience laughed, and Yang Yunsheng couldn't hold it in and burst out laughing for the second time.

Fortunately, if a crosstalk actor laughs, it is not considered a stage accident as long as it does not affect the normal rhythm.

Yang Yunsheng said, "You've definitely never seen Teacher Yan's home. There are four security guards at the door. In front of the house is a large manor. Their house is inside the manor. It's a two-story villa, about 600 square meters."

Yan Hexiang was a little proud: "I'm rich!"

Yang Yunsheng gave a thumbs up and continued the introduction.

"When I went to Teacher Yan's house, the first thing I did was look for their bathroom!"

Yan Hexiang shook his head and said, "What's wrong with this guy? When he goes to someone's house as a guest, the first thing he does is look for the bathroom!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "That toilet they have is imported from Japan and costs 30,000 US dollars!"

Yan Hexiang smiled and said, "That's about 200,000 RMB!"

Yang Yunsheng nodded heavily. "It's about right. After all, the dollar hasn't depreciated yet. But that's not the important thing. The important thing is that I don't know how to flush the toilet after using it!"

Yan Hexiang understood: "It's too high-tech!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "It's quite high-tech, after all, it costs $30,000. But I'm visiting Teacher Yan's house, so I can't go to the bathroom without flushing it!"

"Yes, be civilized and polite!"

However, some viewers have already constructed such a picture in their minds.

I have to say, it's quite perverted.

Yang Yunsheng said, "I opened the sink to see if there was any mechanism inside, and you know what I saw!"

Yan Hexiang was puzzled: "What did you see?"

Yang Yunsheng said: "Made in China!"

The audience's laughter came in waves in an instant.

The toilet I bought for $30,000 was made in China.

For a moment they all forgot that this matter was fabricated by Yang Yunsheng and was not true.

But they already believed it.

Yan Hexiang said unhappily: "It seems I am just stupid!"

Yang Yunsheng patted Yan Hexiang on the shoulder to comfort him.

"Don't have such a deep understanding of yourself!"

Yan Hexiang lifted Yang Yunsheng's hand and said, "Go to hell!"

Yang Yunsheng smiled and said, "This is Teacher Yan's house. I'm really envious. But what I envy even more is the luxury car that Teacher Yan bought."

Yan Hexiang said shyly: "It's not a luxury car, just a G-Class!"

Yang Yunsheng was surprised: "You stole your master's car?"

Everyone knows that Yan Hexiang’s master is Mr. Guo, who owns a G-Class worth one million!

Yan Hexiang said dissatisfiedly: "What do you mean by stealing? I bought it myself!"

Yang Yunsheng was surprised again and asked, "So you bought it and drove it into the Forbidden City?"

Yan Hexiang thought, where did this broken bag come from?
He then said, "Nonsense! Who would dare to drive a G-Class into the Forbidden City?"

(End of this chapter)