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Chapter 19 He stole the feed
Yan Hexiang shook his head slightly, pointed at Yang Yunsheng, and faced the audience.

"Everyone, look at this deadly scene!"

Yang Yunsheng said: "The doctor advised him to amputate below the eyebrows, but he refused!"

Yan Hexiang interrupted Yang Yunsheng and said, "Wait a moment, amputation below the eyebrows, what you are talking about is called craniotomy!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "If you said craniotomy, then do it. It's surgery anyway."

Yan Hexiang looked helpless: "I've never heard of someone opening their head when they have a problem with their feet."

Yang Yunsheng clicked his tongue twice: "You are so ignorant. The doctor just opened your head to see if there is anything wrong with your legs!"

Yan Hexiang said indignantly: "This is too outrageous!"

Yang Yunsheng smiled and said, "Although Mr. Yan Hexiang is not in good health, we will still perform hard for everyone today, Mr. Yan."

Yan Hexiang put his hands on his hips, looked at Yang Yunsheng, and raised his voice.

"Your teacher!"

There was nothing wrong with this sentence originally, but combined with Yan Hexiang's expression and actions, it sounded like he was swearing in a sarcastic tone.

Seeing this, the audience couldn't help but laugh.

Liu Ying even put the back of his hand to his mouth and laughed quietly.

Yang Yunsheng also felt that Yan Hexiang looked quite adorable, and he almost burst out laughing.

After all, he is a professional crosstalk artist and usually doesn't laugh unless he can't help it.

Yang Yunsheng said, "Teacher Yan Hexiang is a great crosstalk artist. I've loved crosstalk since I was little, and he studied it systematically for six or seven years in Deyang!"

Where is Deyang?

The audience wondered when Yan Hexiang went to Deyang.

What Yang Yunsheng originally wanted to say was, is it Deyun Society?

But since it involves Deyun Society, which is Tingyunxuan, there was a sudden 180-degree turn.

Yan Hexiang waved his hand: "I've never been to Deyang!"

Yang Yunsheng continued, "Anyway, I like crosstalk. I started learning crosstalk when I was four or five years old. After graduating from college, I started working."

Yan Hexiang didn't understand and said, "Wait a moment. I started working right after I graduated with a small degree. May I ask what this small degree means?"

Yang Yunsheng said proudly, "Basic degree in elementary school!"

Elementary school undergraduate?

These four words made the audience's eyes widen. How were they made up?

It is truly remarkable that a language worker can be this excellent.

Yan Hexiang complained: "What do you mean by elementary school undergraduate? I graduated from Teikyo Institute of Technology, a 211, double first-class university!"

The audience couldn't help but wonder, how come Yan Hexiang has such a high level of education?

Isn’t it said that people who perform crosstalk don’t have high educational qualifications?

Why is there someone from a 211 or Double First-Class university here?
After being surprised, the audience felt that it must be fake and Yan Hexiang could not have such a high level of education.

Yang Yunsheng raised his palm to his lips and asked quietly, "What do these 211 and Double First-Class programs mean?"

Yan Hexiang said, "These 211 and Double First-Class universities? Hey, do I need to explain this to you? In short, they are famous universities!"

Yang Yunsheng placed his palms in front of him and said proudly, "I also went to a prestigious university!"

Yan Hexiang was a little surprised: "You also go to a prestigious university?"

Yang Yunsheng smiled calmly and confidently: "Yes, Harvard University!"

Yan Hexiang said in disbelief: "You, Harvard University?"

Not to mention them, the audience didn't believe it either, and there was a burst of sighs.

Harvard University is one of the top three universities in the world.

Yang Yunsheng graduated from Harvard University, this is too outrageous.

There is no Baidu Encyclopedia about Yang Yunsheng on the Internet, otherwise they would have to search it on Baidu.

Wait a minute, Baidu will sell its own information and teach people to cyberbully ordinary people, so it’s better not to use Baidu.

Yang Yunsheng said, "Yes, it's me. I graduated from Harvard University, the Harvard in Harbin!" Yan Hexiang looked suspicious: "Harvard? The Harvard you are talking about is in Harbin. Isn't Harvard in the United States?"

Yang Yunsheng hesitated for a moment and asked, "Is there also a Harvard University in the United States?"

The audience couldn't help but wonder, what do you mean there is a Harvard University in the United States?
Harvard University is located in Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA.

Yan Hexiang was at a loss for words and said, "Harvard University is in the United States, and it's a world-class university. How can there be a Harvard University in Harbin? Do you know what you are talking about?"

Yang Yunsheng explained urgently, "Of course, our school is called Harvard University. The full name is Harbin Buddhist College, and Harvard University for short!"

Harbin Buddhist College, abbreviated as Harvard?
Seems to be alright?

But why do I want to laugh so much?

Deng Shuangshuang whispered to Liu Ying, "Yingying, is there such a university in Harbin?"

Liu Ying paused for a moment, searched in his mind, and finally shook his head.

She really had never heard of a Buddhist college in Harbin.

In fact, there is a Buddhist college in Harbin with a long history.

Many people think that Harbin Buddhist College was only established in 2015.

In fact, Harbin Buddhist College already existed in 1924, but at that time it was called Harbin Jile Temple Buddhist College.

It was closed in 1945 and reopened in 1990. In 2015, the State Administration of Religious Affairs officially approved the establishment of Harbin Buddhist College.

In other words, many undergraduate colleges do not have a history of nearly a hundred years.

Yan Hexiang asked, "So you're saying I just graduated from elementary school and started working?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "It's not impossible to graduate from university!"

Yan Hexiang exclaimed: "You have the right mouth to say whatever you want!"

Yang Yunsheng smiled and said, "Our teacher Yan Hexiang married their homeroom teacher when he was in the fourth grade of elementary school."

Yan Hexiang rolled his eyes: "This is complete nonsense!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Really? It caused a stir throughout the Imperial Capital at the time. I even heard the news in Tianjin."

Yan Hexiang stretched out his hand and stopped Yang Yunsheng.

"Hey, hey, hey, that's not true. Stop spreading rumors about me!"

"That is?"

"Graduate from college!"

Yang Yunsheng was surprised: "You even went to college?"

Yan Hexiang gritted his teeth and laughed.

"It turns out this guy is a Pisces, with a seven-second memory!"

Yang Yunsheng said: "Graduate from university, then graduate from university!"

Yan Hexiang: "That's right!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "After graduating from university, I went out to work. My first job was working as an animal handler at the Imperial Capital Zoo!"

Yan Hexiang shouted, "Is that reasonable? A university graduate working as an animal in the Imperial Capital Zoo? You're talking about me, aren't you? You're talking about Yu Qian's junior fellow, Sun Yue, right?"

The audience thought of Sun Yue's body shape and thought that it would be okay for him to be an animal in the zoo.

Yang Yunsheng said, "Teacher Sun is here, and you are also at the zoo!"

Yan Hexiang glanced at Yang Yunsheng and pointed at himself.

"Oh, I'm here too!"

"Yes, you're here too! Teacher Sun Yue has been raising elephants for ten years, but they're getting thinner and thinner!"

Yan Hexiang nodded: "I know, he was stealing elephant feed at that time!"

The audience laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.

It turns out that Sun Yue really stole elephant feed at the Imperial Capital Zoo.

No wonder he is in such shape now!

(End of this chapter)