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Chapter 12 Don’t bother, don’t ask

Yang Yunsheng had no idea about the audience below the stage, and he was telling crosstalk in his mind.

He said, "Pan Jinlian knew that Ximen Qing was dead, and she also knew clearly that she was involved in the murder of Wu Dalang. Wu Song, her brother-in-law, would definitely come to cause trouble for her. So she went out to the crossroads, but at this moment, she was in trouble."

Li Jing was surprised and said, "Wow, why is this so difficult?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "She was thinking that it was Ximen Qing who seduced her, which led to this disaster, so the west gate must be unlucky, so she chose to escape to the east gate."

Li Jing: "Wow, I've never heard of this Pan Jinlian who also knows Feng Shui."

The audience burst into laughter. Pan Jinlian knew nothing about Feng Shui.

What she knows is how to seduce people.

Yang Yunsheng continued, "So Pan Jinlian began to rush east, but eventually realized there was no way out and had no choice but to sail across the ocean to Fusang, finding temporary shelter on a small island. As luck would have it, the baby in her belly was born prematurely after all this trouble. This put the woman in a dilemma: was this child Ximen Qing's or Wu Dalang's? Even she couldn't tell."

Li Jing pondered for a moment and said, "I have a plan. Let Pan Jinlian give birth to the child and see what happens. Whoever the child looks like will be the child's biological father!"

The audience was stunned. How could they judge it this way?

It seems to make some sense, because although Ximen Qing looks like Yang Zi, one has to admit that he is indeed tall and strong.

Wu Dalang was different. His height and appearance meant that he was unable to give birth to an outstanding offspring.

Yang Yunsheng said, "Pan Jinlian gave birth to the child on the island. During the childbirth process, Pan Jinlian was extremely tormented."

Li Jing was stunned, and so were the audience.

Why is it so painful?

Li Jing asked, "Torment, how do you say that?"

Yang Yunsheng said: "There are no men on the island!"

Li Jing chuckled, and the audience went crazy with laughter.

Is Pan Jinlian so hungry?

That’s right, otherwise I wouldn’t have looked for Ximen Qing!
Some viewers listened attentively and some even believed it.

So the audience of Teikyo is kind.

Yang Yunsheng stood on the stage and spoke freely.

"When the child was four or five years old, Pan Jinlian noticed that he was short and ugly, and she knew that he was Wu Dalang's son. But what to name the child? Pan Jinlian was stumped for a while. Fortunately, Pan Jinlian quickly used her clever little brain and came up with an idea in an instant: let's call the child Tailang."

The audience laughed so hard that they couldn't stop.

So Taro, this is how it happened.

Li Jing hesitated and said, "Isn't this too casual? Besides, I don't quite believe what you said!"

Yang Yunsheng was indignant: "This is recorded in history books, don't you still not believe it? Look at the island country. There are people named Taro, Jiro, and Ichiro, but never anyone named Dalang. Why is that? Because Dalang is their ancestor. Look at them, they are very filial."

The audience burst into laughter again, and the crosstalk performer who was listening to Yunxuan backstage was also very happy.

Cao Yunjin understood even more clearly that he had found a treasure.

Among his peers, Cao Yunjin believed that the only one who could match his ability was Yang Yunsheng, and no one else.

Li Jing, on the other hand, pondered for a moment. "Now that you've said that, I think it makes some sense!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "What's the truth? This is the truth. The physiques of the Japanese are caused by Wu Dalang's genes, so most of them have short statures."

Li Jing rubbed his chin and asked, "What happens next?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Pan Jinlian and her son lived on the island, and the child grew up. You know Pan Jinlian couldn't stand loneliness, so she set her sights on her son. Finally, one night, the mother and son got married. People on nearby fishing boats learned about it and started to laugh at it. Pan Jinlian then cursed in Shandong dialect, saying, "My son's sun belongs to me, not others. I produce and sell it myself. What's it got to do with you?"

Although Li Jing had already rehearsed the script, he still couldn't help laughing when Yang Yunsheng spoke this part of the plot in Shandong dialect.

The audience here has complicated expressions.

What the hell is this, hahaha, rubbish, hahaha!

Sorry, I usually don’t laugh unless I can’t help it.

Li Jing quickly suppressed her smile and asked, "What happened to the mother and son later?"

Yang Yunsheng replied, "The nearby fishermen couldn't get enough of Pan Jinlian, so they pointed and called them 'jailers.' But the two of them kept having more and more children. Then Tailang started thinking, 'Since I'm living on an island, why don't I establish a country and live out my dream of being an emperor?'"

Li Jing sighed, "Don't mention it, this Taro is quite thoughtful!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Of course not, but a country must have a flag! When Pan Jinlian heard Dalang's idea, she said, 'My son, your father used to sell pancakes. Why not just draw a pancake on the bed sheet?'" Dalang thought it made sense, and so the national flag was created. Thinking of his own father's experience, and wanting the Wu family to have good luck, he specially wrote four big characters on the flag: 'Long-lasting Military Fortune'!"

The audience present finally understood that Yang Yunsheng was a passionate and angry young man!
To be honest, the heinous crimes committed by the island country in our country are unforgivable.

Not to mention plotting against them, even if we destroy them, what can we do?
For a moment, most of the audience in the theater began to applaud and cheer loudly.

Their Chinese blood was also completely ignited at this moment.

I am worried that if the Japanese hear Yang Yunsheng's notebook, they might send ninjas to assassinate Yang Yunsheng.

But Yang Yunsheng didn't care about it at all.

What's wrong with making up stories about them? Besides, this is what I saw in history books.

As for which history book, don’t ask.

If you ask this question, it seems that you are ignorant and have not read many books.

Then there was this crosstalk performance. The laughter never stopped from the moment Yang Yunsheng and Li Jing came on stage.

This also shows that the audience recognizes the authenticity of this history.

Li Jing couldn't help but ask, "Does this part of your history need to be verified?"

Yang Yunyi said, "Don't worry about it. I don't know whether it needs to be verified, but you can't deny that it really exists. Besides, this time I not only went to soak in the hot springs, but also ate their sashimi. Do you know where sashimi came from?"

When Li Jing heard this, she quickly shook her head.

"I don't know, tell me!"

The audience was curious again and wanted to know what kind of honey Yang Yunsheng had put in her little mouth.

Yang Yunsheng explained, "Actually, Wu Dalang didn't die back then! He had already escaped. He knew Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing were going to poison him, so he ran towards the East Gate."

Li Jing exclaimed in surprise, "Is there such a thing?"

(End of this chapter)