Rebirth of Chinese Entertainment, starting with the strategy of 95 flowers to counterattack

Chapter 6: Learning to Meow

The air in the corner of the cafeteria seemed to be sucked out in an instant, and it fell into a dead silence.

Meng Ziyi dug her nails into her palms, and her carefully cared-for manicure made a harsh sound when it scraped against the plastic dining table.

She stared at the boy in front of her who was making the cat paw gesture, and regretted deeply that she had been bewitched and agreed to listen to his so-called little show.

"Puff!" A sudden sound of food spitting out could be heard behind them. Several acting freshmen quickly covered their mouths, but their shoulders couldn't stop shaking.

Farther away, someone was holding up a cell phone, and the light reflected from the lens made Meng Ziyi's temples throb, and each hit hit her increasingly irritable nerves.

"That..." She heard her voice becoming faint, "Junior, are you..." The words came to her lips, but seemed to be choked by something and she couldn't continue.

The lace edge of her black suspender skirt brushed against her knees as she breathed rapidly, causing an unbearable itch in her heart, but also arousing the urge to escape immediately.

Her face began to flush rapidly.

Keep your feet firmly planted on the ground.

I don't know him!!!
Help, what kind of weird song is this.

Written specifically for me???

The lyrics contain encouragement for me and a true understanding of me?

In your understanding, I am a cat?

And these lyrics, they keep meowing...

If I were to sing it, I would be extremely ashamed.

Do you really think that I, Sister Meng, have no respect for my reputation?
OMG!

How on earth did he have the courage to sing and dance in front of so many people?
Is there no one in this world that he cares about anymore?

"I suddenly remembered..." Meng Ziyi grabbed her Chanel chain bag and stood up suddenly, not even bothering to adjust the ivory sweater that had slipped off her shoulders. "I have a make-up line class this afternoon..."

After she finished speaking, she turned around in a panic, her steps as quick as if there was a flood or a beast chasing her from behind. She just wanted to escape from this place that was going to kill her.

Seeing this, Gu Yang hurriedly took a big step forward, stretched out his long arm, and steadily blocked her way. He said seriously, "Senior sister, wait a moment. I'll just take up one last minute of your time. There's something I need to explain to you clearly."

"First of all, you may have misunderstood. I'm really not selling songs."

"Secondly, I sincerely want to help you! You must believe me, I have absolutely no ill will towards you."

"You know, the internet is full of people criticizing you, saying you're a bit of a stuntman. So why don't we do the opposite and add fuel to the fire of criticism against you?"

"From another perspective, can we understand it as a simple personality, a little silly and cute?"

"Pretending to contradict the instructor can actually be seen as being outspoken and straightforward, with no secrets."

“But how do we turn this around?”

"Like with this cute song and dance, if you sing and dance, and unreservedly show your most genuine, playful and adorable side on stage, those who doubt you will naturally be shattered. Everyone will see that you're so straightforward, you can take a joke, and you're willing to let go of your idol image and try new styles."

"Is face really that important? Why do celebrities have to act so high and mighty all the time?"

"I know you may be skeptical about what I said."

"But I only ask you to give me a chance, and also give yourself a chance to turn things around."

"Senior, have you heard of A.me?"

"It's a short video platform that was launched not long ago, where you can upload 15-second short videos."

“It’s been very popular recently!”

"It's very simple. We just take a mobile phone and take a 15-second video. That's it."

"Instead of giving up here, why don't you give it a try?"

"It's only 15 seconds. Maybe I can create a miracle?"

"Life is full of suffering, and the only way out is to save yourself!"

……

Meng Ziyi finally nodded in agreement, added Gu Yang's Wei Xin and left.

The two of them made an appointment later. Meng Ziyi wanted to learn some songs and dances, and Gu Yang also needed to prepare some props, such as cat ears.

Think of Sister Meng dancing in front of him wearing cat ears.

Hmm? I don’t seem to feel anything.

It is always said that sincerity is the eternal killer skill.

Meng Ziyi was somewhat convinced!

Just like Gu Yang said, things have come to this, face really doesn’t matter.

Just shoot a 15-second short video first!

Why not give it a try?

……

Done! Gu Yang breathed a sigh of relief, his shoulders, which had been tense for a long time, finally relaxed, and he trotted over to Zhou Ye.

In fact, he had noticed this sneaky girl a long time ago. Just now, she secretly picked up her mobile phone and took a lot of photos of him. Did she really think that he didn't see it because of his poor eyesight?
Seeing the soy milk on the table, Gu Yang felt dry in the mouth. He didn't hesitate and picked up the soy milk and gulped it down with his Adam's apple rolling up and down quickly.

After drinking, he wiped his mouth with a feeling of satisfaction and said happily: "Great!"

"Hey, this is mine! You..." Zhou Yegang protested.

Gu Yang raised his hand and tapped Zhou Ye's head lightly, saying unhappily, "I just saw you taking random photos with your phone. You definitely don't have any good intentions."

Zhou Ye felt pain and subconsciously shrank back, quickly covering his head with his hands. A blush of grievance instantly appeared on his face, and a layer of mist quickly covered his eyes, like a bullied little rabbit.

Gu Yang looked at her pitiful appearance, but he didn't show any mercy. He continued to warn her with a stern face: "Listen carefully, don't spread rumors about me anymore, or you will be in trouble!"

Damn it, my lifelong reputation is almost ruined by this girl!
He talks as much as a trumpet and loves to gossip. He spreads all kinds of outrageous gossip about himself every day.

He was even nicknamed "Beijing Film Academy bootlicker"!

If she wasn't beautiful and a 95 flower, I would have already...

Alas, this broken 95 flower licking dog system is really frustrating.

After saying these harsh words, Gu Yang turned around and strode away.

Zhou Ye sat there, tears welling up in his eyes. He looked at his receding figure with a wronged look on his face, muttering softly, "I didn't do anything, why are you so fierce..."

"Also, I've already drunk that soy milk..."

……

This time, in order to complete the task for Meng Ziyi, Gu Yang really worried himself to death.

Why did you choose the song "Learn to Meow"?
Because Sister Meng really doesn’t deserve the other songs!

With her tone-deaf voice, it is impossible for her to sing well and make any splash.

But the song "Learn to Meow" is different. It doesn't require much skill.

Most of them are meow meow meow meow, and anyone can sing them.

And girls look especially cute when they sing and dance.

This was the "trump card" that Gu Yang finally came up with after careful consideration and repeated weighing.

The song "Learn to Meow" was originally released in 2018 and sung by Xiao Panpan. It later became popular on the entire Internet and was called the number one online song in 2018.

Don’t underestimate it as just a simple catchy song. The melody is simple and catchy, and the lyrics are highly repetitive, making it especially easy to remember.

On platforms like Douyin, it directly triggered a nationwide imitation craze and became extremely popular.

Many celebrities have covered this song. Even Tengger once sang it seriously while wearing cat ears. The contrasting scene went viral on the Internet at the time.

Its iconic "meow meow meow" gesture dance has become a phenomenal communication content, and people can be seen dancing it everywhere in the streets and alleys.

It was only 2016, and the song hadn't been released yet. Gu Yang had no choice but to plagiarize and "write" the song in advance.

(End of this chapter)