You are not monster girls!

Chapter 16 Why Don’t You Buy a Haunted House

With Lin Muren's hands-on instruction on how to put on underwear, even the back buckle did not slow down Bai Mengqing's changing speed.

The gray sweatshirt paired with sports casual pants, coupled with Bai Mengqing's bangs that cover her left eye and her black hair like a waterfall, makes her look like a dark and gloomy otaku goddess.

The premise is that she doesn't speak.

"Why did you put ink on the horns? Can't you just pull them off and leave them at home?"

"A dragon's horn is more valuable than life. How can we just leave it at home like that?!"

Is it worth using something more important than life as a box cutter?
Lin Muren complained silently in his heart, and finally went around behind Bai Mengqing to carefully check the position of her tailbone to see if there was anything wrong.

I have to admit that Bai Mengqing's ink is really magical. After painting the tail, it even patched the hole in the pants.

“I always feel a little uncomfortable”

Bai Mengqing lifted up her underwear that was originally hidden under her sweatshirt and tugged at her bra, trying to adjust the position, but the clothes were a bit thick and she couldn't pull it to the key position.

"Let's make do for now. The mall isn't far from here. Let's go."

"Yeah," the dragon girl agreed, but she still felt her chest was tight, so she stopped and kept doing stretching exercises.

No wonder Lin Muren looks so small, it turns out that the clothes he wears are so big that he can fit both hands in.
Wait, it can fit both hands.

Bai Mengqing moved her shoulders left and right, put her hands into her sweatshirt, and adjusted the position of her underwear bit by bit.

This way, not only will I not be seen naked, but there will be no clothes blocking my view. I am worthy of this.

She tilted her head to look at her two shriveled sleeves, and deliberately turned them twice, making them swing back and forth like rattles.

So interesting!!

Until they went downstairs, Lin Muren looked back and saw that Bai Mengqing's hands were still hidden in his sweatshirt, making his entire abdomen bulge.

"What are you doing?"

"This is what you mortals call a symbol of strength, a potbelly. I won't lose the dignity of the dragon race just because I can't reveal my identity as a dragon!"

After saying this, Bai Mengqing turned around and slapped Lin Muran twice with his sleeve: "When it comes to maintaining self-respect, Lin Muran, you, a mortal, need to learn a lot from me."

".In modern times, this is called a potbelly, especially for some greasy middle-aged men."

"You! What are you doing? Untie yourself!"

Lin Muren didn't indulge her. Before she could react, he tied her sleeves together and led her out of the corridor like walking a dog.

He was led around like this by a female devil when he was a child, and now it is finally his turn to lead someone else around.

"The mall has just opened and there are fewer people. We should go there when there are fewer people. At noon, there will be too many people and it will be easy for accidents to happen."

Today is one of the few relatively cool days in Jingzhou in August, and the wind is quite strong, so it's just right to wear a sweatshirt.

Only when they arrived at the gate of the community did Lin Muren unbutton Bai Mengqing's cuffs, but the other party was so busy admiring the surrounding high-rise buildings that he didn't realize that he should extend his hand.

"That's the traffic light. Wait until the green human figure over there lights up, and then you can go."

Lin Muren grabbed Bai Mengqing's sleeve and pointed at the things one by one: "If you don't comply, you may be kicked out by Che Chuang, and you will also break the law and be targeted by Nailong."

When Bai Mengqing heard the word "milk dragon", he nodded immediately, and it seemed that he had heard it.

"And there's that black thing inside the square. It's called a monitor, and it can upload images to the video camera."

"Remember, you must never cast spells where this thing is, unless I say it's okay." When the dragon girl heard that it was related to the milk dragon, she became very alert. She listened carefully and looked around, at the street lights, green belts, various store signs, and observed everything in modern society.

After walking around the street with Bai Mengqing and introducing various modern scientific and technological knowledge, her originally tense body gradually relaxed. Lin Muren could even feel the camouflaged tail brushing against her intentionally or unintentionally.

"what happened?"

"Is all this money?"

When passing by a real estate agency, Bai Mengqing was stunned and attracted by the red numbers on it.

Lin Muran taught her Arabic numerals before she went out, and she used them right away.

"How could this small cave dwelling that looks like a birdcage cost more than one million?" The dragon girl looked at the big word "ten thousand" and a big question mark appeared in her little head.

How many baskets of soup dumplings does one need to buy this?
Lin Muren seems to live in a place similar to this. Could he be a hidden rich man?

"Why it's so expensive, I can't say, but I have to say I rent the house."

Lin Muren saw through Bai Mengqing's thoughts at a glance: "I'm not a rich man, and I haven't even collected enough money for the rent yet."

If you are alone and really try hard, pull all-nighters, eat instant noodles, you can barely make it to the line and pay the rent.

But that was before I met this dragon.

From the moment he bought the underwear, his original plan was doomed to fail.

He still has no idea about the new plan.

"Then why is this cave so big, but the price is not much more expensive than that cave?"

Bai Mengqing moved her finger to a picture in the corner. There was a small bulge on the back of her sweatshirt, and the shape of a swaying tail could be vaguely seen.

The picture shows a three-story villa with a large garden. It is not too far from here and is quite famous.

Not only Lin Muren recognizes it, even people from other provinces should recognize this place.

After all, it’s a venue that can host several sessions of the supernatural zone, so how can the price not be low?

"Just like you dragons pay attention to feng shui when choosing your nests, people here also consider feng shui when purchasing caves. Several murders have occurred in this house before, so of course the price is low." Lin Muren explained.

"It has been decided. Water and the sleeping staff of the haunted house, the future appreciation is just around the corner?" Bai Mengqing stared at the huge red words above and read them word by word, looking quite laborious.

Lin Muren corrected him, "It's 'professional Feng Shui masters and haunted house testers have been booked'. Future appreciation is just around the corner."

The Dragon Girl moved her fingers to the edge, where the red words stood out. "Aren't caves meant for living? Can feng shui really increase the price of a cave?"

A feng shui trick could actually make the cave sell tens of thousands of boxes of steamed dumplings. The spiritual energy in this place is thin, and I really don't understand what ordinary people are thinking.

Dragons don't usually consider Feng Shui when choosing a nest. They just move stones or dig a hole if they think it's big enough and crawl in. Why would they bother with so many details?

Just like what Lin Muren said, mountains are not magical because of their height, but because of the immortals living there; water is not magical because of its depth, but because of the dragons living there.

Wherever you are, that is a good place.

Lin Muran paused and said, "Here, houses are not just for living. Some speculators buy houses just to wait for the price to go up and then sell them to make money, like a rooster laying golden eggs. Feng Shui is just a gimmick to increase prices."

Bai Mengqing stood on tiptoe and poked at the photo of Lin Muran's rented apartment on the flyer. "According to mortal calculations, the rent of this 'cave' will cost you dozens of baskets of soup dumplings, right? Why not learn from those speculators and buy a haunted house and wait for it to lay golden eggs?"

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