You are not monster girls!

Chapter 15 This soup dumpling has become a spirit!!!

"They suddenly started chewing each other, not even bothering about their saliva getting dirty."

"Swapping saliva between partners can be beneficial to physical and mental health."

Lin Muren did not hide it and explained this intimate behavior to Bai Mengqing naturally.

Sometimes, the more you hide something, the more curious the other person will be, and the easier it will be for them to go astray.

Correct guidance can reduce the occurrence of 80% of special situations.

"Ah, you mortals are so disgusting."

"Then tell me how you dragon couples express intimacy."

Lin Muran grabbed the remote control and switched to the channel that was broadcasting food documentaries.

After all, the highlight is yet to come, and he really has no way to explain this to the dragon now.

"Dragons are much cleaner than mortals."

Bai Mengqing folded his arms across his chest, his tail standing straight up like a rattlesnake: "For example, sharpening each other's claws, licking scales, and cleaning the body."

No one knows dragons better than her, not even the konjac expert in front of her.

"Anything else?"

Lin Muren didn't even need to look at Bai Mengqing's expression to know that the other party was making up a story.

If sharpening claws is considered an intimate act, then Lin Muran should directly change his job to a dragon knight instead of a monster expert.

What's more, sharpening one's claws is like sharpening a knife with another. You have to keep doing it.

Not to mention licking scales, a dragon's tongue doesn't have barbs like a big cat's, so it has to rely on other avian monsters or slimes to clean its scales.

It would be the same even if Bai Mengqing's scales grew backwards.

If you insist on licking it, the ambergris will seep into the gaps between the scales and it is very likely that many indescribable things will grow.

"Um, this one, eh."

The dragon girl was speechless for a moment, her ears began to turn red, and the frequency of her tail wagging became irregular: "And, and there is."

"The tails should be entwined with each other, feeling each other's body temperature and pulse"

"Yeah, yeah, I didn't expect you to know quite a bit, a monster expert."

Bai Mengqing nodded continuously, like the student who was called upon to answer a question and whose classmates answered for her.

"Because I made that up. Let it go, you stupid dragon!!!"

Bai Mengqing realized that he had been tricked, and without thinking, he bit Lin Muran's hand in anger, leaving a row of new teeth marks.

She didn't know why she had this impulse. Maybe it was because she found it quite relaxing at the venue. Anyway, she just bit it.

Moreover, he seemed to be very afraid of this move, lest Lin Muren forget his respect for the dragon when they became familiar with each other in the future.

What the stinky old man said about giving mortals a slap in the face and then giving them a bite does make sense.

"This is just a warning!"

Bai Mengqing puffed up his cheeks and stared at Lin Muran fiercely, "Don't make fun of dragons' habits anymore!"

Raising this dragon is not only expensive, but also time-consuming.

"Actually, that's the habit of a dragon I once encountered. It's not a joke."

"Have you seen any other dragons?"

"Otherwise I'll start asking you what the Green Dragon and Silver Dragon are doing on stage."

Lin Muren took a piece of paper to wipe off the ambergris on his hands. He thought he could get some information from the other party, but he didn't expect to be bitten again.

It seems that even this dragon itself doesn't understand its own habits.
We need to start from other aspects. "Anyway, it's not in this world, and it's not even the same species as you and the dragons you know. Let's not talk about that for now. Let's have breakfast. It will be much more interesting later when you are familiar with this place."

"Okay, okay, I'd like to see how powerful this guy who shares the title of dragon with me is."

Bai Mengqing, who had calmed down, showed great interest in the dragon that Lin Muran mentioned, and his tail kept wagging.

She had to laugh at the dragon that could make Lin Muran so disrespectful.

"Aren't you afraid that I made it up?"

"If you lie to me, I will bite you to death."

"Is this something a dragon would say?" Lin Muren complained, but he was inexplicably a little excited in his heart.

When he was injured, he changed the bandages alone; when he encountered new monsters, he recorded them alone; when he was depressed, he drank alone; when he had no money, he slept alone in the stable; when he communicated with the subspecies tribe, he unblocked the toilet alone; when he was treated as a slave by a witch, no one helped him. These experiences spanned most of his career as a monster expert.

It's neither interesting nor pleasant. No one would read it if I wrote it into a novel, and if I told my close ones about it, they would just think I was crazy.

I thought that these bitter waters would be hidden like this until they were buried with me, but I didn't expect that there would be people who were interested in them.

It turned out to be the right decision to pick up this dragon.
"Why did you put this stone here?"

Seeing Lin Muran take away the tea pet and replace it with a stone, Bai Mengqing finally dared to put his hands on the table and tapped the stone that looked like a tree hole with his tail: "It can obviously hold water, why do you have to stand it up?"

"Instead of a tea pet, I can't let you eat without a table."

He took the underwear out of the packaging bag and said, "Here are the underwear. Go to the room and try them on. Tell me which one is suitable."

Last night, Lin Muren did not give Yun Yifei's bra to Bai Mengqing to wear. After all, even a blind person could see that the size was wrong.

If Bai Mengqing is forced to wear it, and it gets broken and discovered by the female devil, there will be only two options: death or becoming a pervert.

Besides, girls probably wouldn’t wear this thing to sleep at night, and wouldn’t find it uncomfortable.

"Underwear?"

Bai Mengqing picked up her bra and gestured. The lace draped over the dragon's horns just covered her eyes. "The crack in the door always lets in light at night. I can use it as a blindfold."

She didn't expect that Lin Muran had even considered this aspect.

It's too real to use it as an eye mask.

Lin Muren opened the plastic box, pushed it in front of Bai Mengqing, and helped her unpack the chopsticks: "Stop playing, try the chicken soup dumplings and soy milk, they won't taste good when they're cold."

"Soup dumplings. The dumplings are here, where's the soup?"

The dragon girl curiously poked a hole in the dough with her chopsticks, causing the soup to splatter onto the dragon's horns. The dragon jumped up on the spot, "Hot, hot, hot! Lin Muran, the soup dumpling has become a spirit and attacked me when I wasn't prepared!!"

Lin Muren demonstrated by suppressing his laughter: "Open the window first, then drink the soup, and then dip it in vinegar."

Bai Mengqing followed suit and after carefully finishing the first one, he ate the next one at twice the speed, even getting faster and faster.

When she got to the last one, she sucked so hard that the whole soup dumpling slipped down her throat. Her pupils instantly widened: "Wow! This... dumpling can actually be made so delicious."

The green-scaled dragon's tail swung around Lin Muran's wrist, "Anything else?"

Lin Muren was stunned - this enthusiasm for food was like that of a prisoner who had been hungry for hundreds of years.

"You haven't seen soup dumplings before, have you?"

Logically speaking, some mortals in Bai Mengqing's world should know how to make soup dumplings.

"I've only seen them from a distance before. I just thought they were no different from ordinary vegetable buns."

She licked the soup from her fingertips and quietly took the last one from his box with the tip of her tail. "Lin Muran, such delicious food won't be expensive, right?"

"It's not expensive," he said, showing the amount on his WeChat payment account. "The stage you smashed yesterday can buy more than 30 cages."

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