If I let you become a druid, would you join the Demon Sect?
Chapter 20 I have never seen such a shameless dog like you!
Chapter 20 I have never seen such a shameless dog like you! (Please read on)
"Oh, that's great! Brother Baliang even got a chicken leg to eat."
Gu Yan's sinister voice appeared above Balian's head.
Ba Liang shuddered, his face awkward: "Woof woof (I'm just saying goodbye politely.)"
"Stop pretending to be a cultured dog and follow me!"
Gu Yan kicked it on the butt.
As expected of a meat dog raised by Daguan, the feeling under the feet is so good, and the fat is so duang, duang.
"Woof (Oh)."
Ba Liang followed Gu Yan with his head down.
The leading crew member was not surprised by the behavior of this man and dog.
What does dog talk mean?
He's been around cargo ships and has seen crazier people.
The cargo ships here are big-bellied ships with a hollow interior. They have a large cargo capacity and a slow speed, but they are very stable when sailing on the river. Shipwrecks rarely happen. However, the space on them is much smaller, so the rooms available for passengers are naturally not that big.
The passenger cabin where Gu Yan was located was on the second floor of the deck. It had an area of only more than two square meters and was partitioned. One could only lie down and sleep, and no other movements were allowed.
This is a "VIP" room.
However, there is a small window in the room through which you can see the scenery of the shore outside.
During meal time, someone will deliver the food to you.
Arrived at the room.
Gu Yan threw the large package aside, then looked at Ba Liang with a smile: "I was so busy beating you just now that I forgot to ask you what the situation was. Confess and I'll give you leniency, resist and I'll give you severity. Tell me the truth, you rotten dog!"
Ba Liang looked at Gu Yan with grievance. Seeing that his previous moves were indeed useless, he accepted his fate and slowly told the story.
It turns out that Gu Yan's ancestral dog training skills are useful.
After all, Balian was a cheap purchase by Gu Yan, and at first, he was indeed a little slow, but as Balian continued to swallow the secret medicine prepared by Gu Yan to awaken his spirit, by the time he was more than two months old, he already had the intelligence of an adult mountain dog and could understand some human language.
But it is a peculiar species among mountain dogs. It is lazy by nature. It can eat and sleep by pretending to be stupid, and thus maintains this kind of life.
Later, he went to the kindergarten of Qingyun Temple and saw that the children there liked to feed it, so he became even more happy and hung out there every day. Instead, he learned human writing and even understood Taoist books. He became more and more intelligent and gradually understood human nature.
Let's just put it that way.
As a mountain dog who has attended courses in the Taoist temple for six or seven months.
It knows all the Taoist scriptures that Gu Yanhui has.
It also knows the Taoist scriptures that Gu Yan doesn't know.
Not only that.
Because he often watched Gu Yan practicing the "Hanging Golden Toad Power" and enjoyed the frequency of courtyard vibrations brought by his strong physique, Ba Liang felt like he had his muscles and bones massaged by a powerful warrior every day. Not only did he have a strong physique, he also learned the "Hanging Golden Toad Power" unknowingly.
Therefore, what Liu Haoran said was true.
Ba Liang is indeed not an ordinary dog.
Gu Yan:
The more he thought about it, the more he felt like a complete scapegoat.
I am a federal criminal wanted worldwide, but I was deceived to this extent by a puppy.
His face flushed with anger: "I have never seen such a shameless dog like you!"
When Ba Liang heard Gu Yan say this to him, his eyes widened.
It's not that I'm angry.
But you don’t understand what shamelessness is?
The old Taoist priest in the Taoist temple didn’t teach me this.
Gu Yan saw that Balian not only did not reflect on himself, but also dared to stare at him with his eyes wide open.
He was so angry that he hit her directly: "You are so rebellious, you dare to glare at me!"
There was a snap.
A slap hit his face, and Ba Liang grimaced in pain.
It was just about to explain.
Seeing it baring its teeth, Gu Yan became even more angry: "You son of a bitch, you still dare to act so arrogantly, right?"
He threw two more punches.
After two punches, Balian was in so much pain that he couldn't speak.
Seeing that it didn't say anything, Gu Yan was furious: "Wow, you're still so stubborn."
Bang bang bang.
Three more punches.
Only when he saw tears of regret in the dog's eyes did he stop the violence with satisfaction.
If a young tree is not pruned, it will not grow straight; if a dog is not tamed, it will chirp.
Knowing regret means there is still hope. Indeed, the path to salvation lies within violence.
After a round of beatings and kicks, Ba Liang finally understood what it meant to be a dog.
Faced with Gu Yan's grief, it deeply reflected on its previous lazy, cunning, and shameless behavior, shed tears of regret, and made the following promise: in the future, it will definitely be a diligent dog, a dog that is useful to society, and a dog that obeys Gu Yan's orders!
Gu Yan let it go only after he saw that it had finally come to its senses.
Sailing in this era is actually very boring.
After looking at the scenery outside for a while, Gu Yan lost interest.
He lay on the wooden bed, legs crossed, resting his head on Balian, feeling the swaying of the boat. Bored, he could only chat with Balian: "By the way, Balian, why do you call me dad?"
Ba Liang felt a little seasick and stuck out his tongue: "Woof woof woof (The grace of raising me is daddy.)"
"No, you can't call me dad. I don't have a rebellious son like you."
Gu Yan decisively refused.
"Woof woof (what's that called?)"
"Call me Boss, that means Big Brother. From now on, you must do whatever I tell you to do. You must listen to me, Boss."
"Woof (Oh)."
As we were chatting, we heard snoring from under us.
This silly dog may be seasick, but it doesn't affect his sleep at all.
No one to talk to.
Gu Yan could only check the memories of his previous life to pass the time.
Ba Liang's performance proved that there was nothing wrong with his family's ancestral dog training skills.
It's a legendary story.
The ancestors of the Lao Gu family were mountain people, but they were not mountain people from the Qianshan village.
His great-grandfather's generation was in a very bad situation. They couldn't even find a wife and were almost wiped out. They could only make a living by chopping wood. As a result, when he was middle-aged, he accidentally met a seriously injured man who ran out of the mountains.
When my great-grandfather found the other person, he was almost dead.
The dog training skills were acquired from the other party.
In addition, there was some silver.
He doesn't understand strange magic, but he understands money.
This dead man casually put the silver into his pocket, but hid the animal skin with strange words written on it close to his chest. It must be a treasure!
After burying the man, Gu Yan's great-grandfather took the silver and married a wife.
Later, despite the family's poor financial situation, he taught his children to read and passed down the animal skins.
Thanks to this unique dog training skill, his family became prosperous starting from the generation of Gu Yan’s grandfather.
By the time of Gu Yan's father's generation, his family had become one of the best hunter families in the village. They had some assets and owned houses and fields in the town outside, so they were considered wealthy.
Unfortunately, he didn’t last long as a small landlord.
When Gu Yan was born, his grandfather squandered the family fortune in his middle age. Unable to face his wife and children, he hanged himself, and his grandmother followed him. Gu Yan's mother was the daughter of a scholar in the town. She was beautiful but in poor health. In addition, Gu Yan's family fell into poverty and lacked food and clothing. She passed away when Gu Yan was just over one year old.
A good family was broken up in an instant.
Most people cannot bear this kind of stimulation.
Fortunately, Gu Yan's father resisted the rebellion.
He picked up his hunting bow again and returned to the mountains with Gu Yan, who was only a little over one year old at the time.
As for why his father did not take him back to Gujia Village, but instead settled him in Qianshan Village, Gu Yan had no idea.
Anyway, as far as he could remember, his father never told him the reason.
However, thinking about his father's usual complaints about the deceased old man, I think this matter is also related to his grandfather's behavior.
Many ordinary people, once they become rich, tend to become arrogant and look down on others if their self-cultivation cannot keep up with the growth of their wealth.
People are dead.
There's no point in thinking about this.
"My previous father was quite good. It's a pity that I came too late. Otherwise, I could have lived with him and enjoyed the good life."
Gu Yan sighed slightly.
If only his parents in his previous life had been so reliable.
He shook his head, stopped thinking about it, and focused his memories on the ancestral magic.
Judging from Balian’s current situation, the strange technique is real.
But Ba Liang is actually just a semi-finished product.
Because dog training is a strange art, there are three stages.
But Ba Liang only went through the first stage.
(End of this chapter)
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