If I let you become a druid, would you join the Demon Sect?

Chapter 19 It Pretends (Tuesday, please read it later)

Gu Yan glanced at the young man, then turned back to look at Ba Liang, who was standing next to him and had a perfect blend of slenderness and fatness like a pig. He looked at him strangely: "Is it a good dog?"

"Of course he's a good dog!"

The young man's eyes were enthusiastic. He squatted down and pointed at Ba Liang and said, "This mountain dog looks fat like a pig, but in fact its gait is light. Its steps seem lazy, but in fact its muscles and bones are united, and it has the momentum of a tiger, leopard and dragon. Its eyes seem dull, but in fact..."

The more he spoke, the more confused Gu Yan became.

The higher Ba Liang's tail lifted, the softer his eyes became as he looked towards the young man.

This boy understands me!
For the first time, it knew the meaning of a confidant.

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Gu Yan interrupted the young man's endless praise, grabbed the dog's head, and pointed at its eyes: "Come, use your big smart head to tell me, what do you see in its eyes?"

Seeing how he treated Ba Liang, the young man felt extremely distressed. "How rude! How rude! Such a good dog, how could you treat it like this? It really hasn't met a wise master, it hasn't met a wise master! You are not worthy of being its owner. Here is a hundred taels of silver. Now take your money and leave my dog!"

Snapped.

A silver note was thrown at Gu Yan.

Gu Yan quickly put the banknote into his pocket and rolled his eyes at the young man: "Psycho, this money is your compensation for wasting my time. Get out of the way."

He pushed the young man away and walked towards the noodle shop in front.

Although Ba Liang was reluctant, he could only wag his tail at the young man as a farewell.

"and many more!"

The young man rushed to Gu Yan again and stopped the man and the dog.

Gu Yan lost his patience and his expression turned cold: "What else do you want to do?"

The young man sensed the unkindness in Gu Yan's tone and backed off. He just silently took out another hundred-liang silver note from his pocket and said, "Believe me, this is a really good dog. Don't take it to the noodle shop. It makes me sad. Let's go to the restaurant next door. I'll treat you. I just ask you to be nice to it."

Looking at him like a punched bag, Gu Yan clenched his fists, not knowing whether to hit him or to hold back.

What a psychopath.

He ended up having sex with his goddess who was his bootlicker. The bootlicker felt sorry for him and took out his savings, just begging him to get a better room for the bootlicker goddess, as if he couldn't let her suffer.

Impressed!

Restaurant box.

After having enough food and drink, Gu Yan looked at the young man who was carefully serving Ba Liang like a servant and said, "Brother, I don't even know your name yet."

After the young man finished feeding the chicken thigh meat in his hand, he wiped his hands on his brocade robe and bowed to Gu Yan: "My name is Liu Haoran, from the Liu family in Guang'an Prefecture. However, I am a bastard of the Liu family and not worth mentioning."

"Liu family in Fucheng?"

Gu Yan touched his chin and asked, "Does your family run an escort agency? Is there a Liu Yuan in your family who works as a Taoist priest in Qingyun Temple?"

As mentioned before, he would also go to the provincial capital to attend family dinners with some fellow disciples of Xunzhaoyuan.

During this period, I met Liu Yuan.

In fact, Gu Yan also learned a lot of common sense about the green forest and martial arts world in Guang'an Prefecture from Liu Yuan, and the two were quite familiar with each other.

Liu Haoran nodded when he heard this: "So, brother, you know my brother. However, brother Liu Yuan is the second son, so we are not close or familiar with each other."

The second legitimate son is the second son born to the first wife.

A bastard son is a son born to a concubine.

The status of concubines in Lin Kingdom is very low, even lower than that of some house-born sons who have served their masters for generations.

It would be better if the concubine gave birth to a child, but not much better.

When Gu Yan went to attend a banquet before, his senior brother directly asked his concubine to come out to entertain the guests, and if she wanted, she could be taken away directly. This shows the status of the concubine.

This Liu Haoran was quite frank and honest, revealing his true identity directly to a stranger.

I don't know whether he is really naive or just pretending to be honest.

Thinking of the way this guy served Ba Liang just now.
Ok.

Gu Yan believed it. This guy is just out of his mind.

Generally speaking, people who are a little bit stupid are quite honest and don't have that many tricks up their sleeves.

so.
Gu Yan looked dangerously at Balian who was happily enjoying the food on the ground.

Were you deceived by a dog?

Ba Liang seemed to realize something, looked up, widened his pair of pure eyes, glanced at Gu Yan, then lowered his head to eat, looking simple and innocent.

This made Gu Yan lose his confidence again. He looked at Liu Haoran and said, "You said Ba Liang is a good dog and has no problem with his brain. What's your basis for that?"

Liu Haoran smiled and said, "Brother, you don't know, my mother once got a torn book about observing strange dogs. When I grew up, she passed it on to me. I'm quite talented in this area, so I was valued by my father. I'm in charge of several kennels for our family, which made my mother's life much easier."

"Then why did you tell me, a stranger, so clearly and in detail?"

"Haoran, although I am not very talented, I also know the principle of treating people with sincerity. People around me think that I am good at judging dogs, but they don't know that I am even better at judging people. My intuition tells me that it is better for me to be honest with you, brother."

As soon as he heard this, Gu Yan knew that this guy was not really stupid.

so.
Gu Yan rolled up his sleeves and stood in front of Ba Liang: "Is it really not a stupid dog with low IQ?"

Liu Haoran shook his head affirmatively: "Although I don't know why this dog behaves like this, I am sure that it is pretending."

"Thank you, Brother Liu. Can you give it and me some private space?"

When the door closes.

Liu Haoran couldn't bear it: "That...Brother"

"Ok?"

Gu Yan looked at him with red eyes, which frightened Liu Haoran so much that he jumped. He said repeatedly: "I want to say that the diaphragm sound here is very good, you can enjoy it."

Bang! The door closed.

Without Liu Haoran, the outsider.

Only Gu Yan and Balian were left in the box.

Gu Yan twisted his neck, making a crackling sound as bones rubbed against each other. "Ba Liang, I underestimated you. You've been treating me like a dog, right?"

Ba Liang smacked his lips, raised his head, and looked at Gu Yan with innocent eyes: What did you say? I don't understand.

That look again!
Gu Yan had a preconceived notion and thought that this was a stupid dog from the beginning, and never carefully observed Ba Liang's situation.

Now I am prepared and my senses are fully open.

How could this broken dog deceive him?

Although Balian looked stupid, his hind legs were actually trembling.

It's obvious that he knows everything, but he has been pretending to be stupid.

Seeing Gu Yan raised his palm high.

thump!
Ba Liang, who was originally lying on the ground, suddenly stood up, knelt on his hind legs, supported himself on his round belly, put his two front legs together, and begged for mercy: "Woo woo woo (Dad, I was wrong, I shouldn't be lazy and stupid, please don't hit me, woo woo)."

It also wants to kowtow.

But his belly was too fat and he couldn't bend his waist.

Gu Yan:...
This bastard not only understands what people say, but can also beg for mercy with clear logic.

Before, he had always thought that the dog had an IQ problem and that he couldn't communicate with it through animal-friendly methods. Now, it seemed that it clearly didn't want to pay any attention to him.

When I think about myself calling it "silly dog" every day.

This bastard doesn't even know how to laugh at himself behind his back.

The thought of this.

Gu Yanhong's voice warmed: "Call me daddy? It's no use calling me daddy!!!"

"Ow~"

The shrill howls echoed throughout the box.

The thick windows and doors are ultimately no match for the warmth of a loving father and a filial son.

in the afternoon.

Gu Yan, seeing off his new friend Liu Haoran, boarded a cargo ship with a limping fat dog.

Watching the cargo ship leave the dock.

Liu Haoran stood on the shore and couldn't help but sigh, "I said it was a good dog. Just look at that screaming and wailing voice. No ordinary dog ​​can bark like that."

at this time.

A dog's head with tears in the corner of its eyes popped out from the edge of the cargo ship and looked straight at him: You kid, wait for me!

Liu Haoran shuddered.

He wrapped his clothes in confusion and waved to Ba Liang: "Ba Liang, don't be reluctant to leave me. We will meet again if we are destined to. I will treat you to chicken legs next time."

(End of this chapter)