Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 350 That’s not a big stomach, that’s not open to the world

Chapter 350 That’s not a big stomach, that’s not open to the world
Get up early in the morning, embrace the sun, and feel full of positive energy.

The junior sister came out of her portable cave, feeling refreshed, and bumped into Zhang Ze's big face.

"What are you doing?"

The junior sister took a step back and looked her good senior brother up and down.

Zhang Ze looked a little strange. He had a thick book tucked under his arm and was bent over, searching around like an old scholar, as if he was catching a thief.

"It's okay, I'm just taking a stroll." Zhang Ze responded perfunctorily, walked away from his junior sister, and continued to stroll in the cave.

But after walking around for a while, he didn't find any bleating, let alone a piece of wool.

The cave was empty, with no bed, no wardrobe, no curtains, and no bathroom.

There is no place to hide people.

But Meeme is right here?

Zhang Ze stood still, opened the book, and confirmed the map again. At this time, the two Meow Meow icons almost overlapped and stacked together.

Zhang Ze turned his neck 180 degrees and looked behind him, but he didn't find anything dirty on his back.

It's different from what's shown in Tom and Jerry.

"What are you looking for?" The junior sister stepped forward and turned Zhang Ze's head back, asking curiously.

"Looking for a woman." Zhang Ze answered casually.

Junior sister, "?"

As soon as Zhang Ze finished speaking, his father's sword that was stuck in the ground took off on the spot, flashing a black light and hanging above Zhang Ze's head, with an intimidating sword energy.

It wasn't Junior Sister's doing, but Zhang Ze's words triggered the arrangement left by Lao Deng in the sword.

Lao Deng was not a person who stuck to the old ways. After Qianji Pavilion promoted the "Turing Secret" and the Qianji Talisman Array, he also made some changes to his flying sword and added some new things.

It is between the mechanism and the spirit of the weapon, and only performs keyword review and situation prediction.

Once the keyword is captured, the arrangement will be activated and the family law will be ready to be executed.

In order to prevent misjudgment, Lao Deng also thoughtfully set up reaction time and safety words.

"Drink more hot water!"

Before chopping the scumbag with a sword, Chen Qin shouted out the safe word.

Dad's sword brushed Zhang Ze's nose and fell. The junior sister stepped forward, grabbed it, put it into the jade ring, and then she gently hit Zhang Ze.

"Looking for a woman? What are you talking about? Also, what on earth were you doing last night? You didn't come back all night."

Zhang Ze scratched his head and faced his junior sister's suspicious gaze, thinking about how to argue.

It’s not that there are any unspeakable secrets between him and Mee Mee, but Zhang Ze doesn’t want to introduce Quan to Chen Qin yet.

He was thinking about how to explain the situation between Meeme, Nadutong and himself without discussing the issue of the system.

It’s not that Zhang Ze doesn’t trust his junior sister, but he is not ready yet.

He wanted to maintain his glorious and majestic image for a longer time.

The main reason is that Junior Sister has always believed that Zhang Ze’s cultivation has improved so rapidly and he is proficient in all kinds of methods. It must be because of his extraordinary appearance and that he is a genius that is rarely seen in a thousand years.

It feels so good to be admired by the one you love.

But if the matter of the system is exposed, then his identity as a genius in natural cultivation will turn into dust and shatter into slag in an instant.

I used pesticides in my previous life, and now I use technology. Where can I put my face?

Zhang Ze is very self-aware.

To be honest, he always felt that as for the system, it wouldn't make much difference whether it was given to himself, Lily, or even Maomao.

Even Lily or Maomao might do better than me.

After all, Lily has no bottom line. As long as there are benefits, she will be willing to serve the system like a dog.

As for Maomao, it is originally a dog.

If it were given to Brother Feng, he would be even more invincible. If he were given three years, maybe he would have already reached the moon and was ready to rule the world forever.

Putting aside other things, Brother Feng is guaranteed to complete the stupid task [Field side quest, slay demons and monsters (1/999999)] that the system sent at the beginning.

According to Brother Feng's original temperament, if there were not enough demons, he would have to borrow the heads of his fellow villagers to make up the number of 999999.

If you think about it this way, then you are pretty awesome. At least you didn't mess with the system, and you also transformed Brother Feng into a promising young man.

I am so awesome.

Zhang Ze's thoughts were running wild, and he didn't know where they were going.

But it's definitely getting farther and farther
The younger sister looked at her senior brother who was frowning and grinning foolishly, and reached out to pull Zhang Ze's cheek hard.

"Looking for a woman? What are you talking about? And what on earth did you do last night?"

The junior sister asked again.

Zhang Ze coughed lightly and spoke seriously.

"I broke into the headquarters of Nadutong last night and found a female spy named Mee Mee. She..."

Zhang Ze hid the matter of the system and the mission, and only used a special magic tool to represent it. He told the story that Meeme was in this cave at the moment, and his guess about her identity.

"You mean that she is very likely a descendant of the group of people in Baiyu County back then? Her clan has been taking care of Nadutong for you?" asked the junior sister.

"Yeah, that's what I think." After Zhang Ze finished speaking, he looked around, trying to find Mee Mee who was hiding in the dark and eavesdropping.

Unfortunately, there is nothing.

"Isn't it a bit too hasty? Do you think she could be Emperor Xiao Jing's woman?" the junior sister asked doubtfully.

"That shouldn't be the case. Although she also peeked at my diary in the illusion, she didn't work with Emperor Xiao Jing's eyes." Zhang Ze shook his head. "There's no point in guessing now. We still have to find this Miss Mee Mee first."

"Junior sister, take a look and see if you can find some clues from this."

After Zhang Ze finished speaking, he opened the big book and showed the map page to his junior sister.

The junior sister tilted her head and looked at it for a long time, puzzled, "There's nothing here, what do you want me to look at?"

"Can't you see the pictures and words above?" Zhang Ze was stunned.

The junior sister nodded, indicating that she could not see anything.

"Ah this."

Just as Zhang Ze was about to say something, there was a noise behind him, and A'li, who was as big as a ball, rolled out from the cave.

"I'm hungry. I'm hungry."

A'li pulled Zhang Ze's trouser leg and shouted.

"Is your stomachache better?" Zhang Ze picked up A Li with one hand.

"No, that's why I have to eat. I have to eat more so I don't get a stomachache."

Listening to A'li's magical logic, Zhang Ze was speechless for a moment. Just as he was about to grab some snacks to fill A'li's gluttonous stomach, he glanced at the map in the book.

On the map, the sheep head icon representing Meeme fits more closely with his own.

No way.
Zhang Ze looked at A Li suspiciously.

Zhang Ze, "Ali, can you move now?"

Ahri, "It's okay to roll, but not to fly."

Zhang Ze nodded in understanding and took out a crystal ball from his arms.

This is Lily's work, Golden Flying Thunder.

Once thrown out, it will fly everywhere and most people can't catch it.

Lily's original intention was to create a flying mine whose trajectory no one could predict.

However, this thing has a small drawback, which is that even the user doesn't know where it will fly.

After the attack, where it flies to is entirely up to fate.

Whether you hurt others or yourself is entirely up to God's will.

After determining that this thing had no practical value, Lily recycled it, dismantled the detonating part, and replaced it with snacks.

Give Maomao a toy to consume his inexhaustible energy.

After seeing this thing, Li Yueqi also asked for a few, preparing to give them to her dog Heiqu to play with.

Perhaps because it was so useful, word of this thing spread quickly from one person to another, and it has now become a hot-selling product of the Beast Taming Sect.

It is said that they are planning to hold an Ironman 18-thon Flying Thunder Competition.
Zhang Ze poured the handful of dust into the golden flying thunder, and then shook it in front of A'li.

"Pick it up, and all the essence and dust inside will be yours." Zhang Ze said.

After the golden flying thunder was activated, it flew out of his hand, performing Brownian motion that no one could predict, flying forward.

Ari activated the invincible Hot Wheels mode of Meat Bomb Impact and chased after him.

Zhang Ze stared at the map, watching the icon representing Mee Mee gradually moving away from him.
Zhang Ze suddenly felt very tired.

Meeme is Ari, or rather, Meeme is in Ari's body.

"What's going on? Ah~ I want to go home."

Although the junior sister didn't know what was going on, she still stood on tiptoe and touched Zhang Ze's head. ————Cornmeal Grenade King Cup Golden Flying Thunder Grand Prix, registration is hot————

"Ah~ I want to go home!"

A little spiritual fire ignited, illuminating the ghostly head of the little fairy on the golden beach.

The little earth fairy wailed today, fell to the ground, and started rolling around for the third time today.

And Mee Mee was floating behind the little earth fairy in the form of a soul.

It looks like a spirit behind you, or like a separated Nascent Soul Dharmakaya.

Looking at the rolling little earth fairy, Meeme sighed. Although she no longer had a physical body, she still felt that this thing was really noisy.

"you"

Mee Mee wanted to say something to persuade the little fairy, but she couldn't get a word in. She had no choice but to grab the round golden bowl again and smash it on the little fairy's head.

At that time~
The crisp sound left the range of the spiritual fire and disappeared into the endless darkness in the distance.

No harm, just a simple sound.

This golden bowl no longer has the magical power that it once had to save the earth fairy. Now that all its power is gone, it is just a relatively solid bowl for begging.

After being knocked, the little earth fairy finally stopped crying. He sat on the golden beach with a wronged look on his face, wanting to ask Mee Mee for a hug. But when he remembered that she was just a spirit now, he had no choice but to hold the golden bowl in his arms as a support.

“I want to go home.”

Looking at the quiet little earth fairy, Mee Mee sighed again.

To be honest, she also wanted to go home, back to the headquarters of Nadutong, lie on the soft big bed and have a good sleep.

However, not only can she not go back now, she also has no physical body.

"Damn old thing, you're as dumb as a dog, you can't even operate it, how can you take control!"

Meow Meow shook her head, dismissed this unrealistic idea, and began to think about how to leave.

Although she had been thinking about it for several days.

Meow Meow tried to call the 'old thing' for help again, but after calling for a long time, there was no response.

"I was able to get in touch with the 'old thing' even in the illusion before, why can't I do that here?"

'Is it impossible?'

As soon as this thought came up, it was immediately dismissed by Meeme. He had experienced many ups and downs over the years, and even the collapse of the sky and the earth could not hurt the old man at all.

There is no reason for it to be killed by a small evil monk.

Even if that evil monk is indeed a little weird.

Shaking the little monk's annoying face out of her mind, Meow Meow looked at the darkness around her.

"Where exactly is this place?"

The little earth fairy was probably tired and had fallen asleep with the bowl in her arms, so no one answered Meeme's question.

A few days ago, Mimi's body was destroyed by the demon monk due to the poor operation of the "old thing" after he took over the account, and she herself ran into the body of the little earth fairy.

Afterwards, the two were rescued by the golden bowl and escaped from danger.

At that time, Meeme was sleeping inside the little earth fairy and had no idea what was happening outside.

The little fairy couldn't see clearly in front of her because the golden bowl was hitting her head.

I just knew that I seemed to have bumped into something, and when I woke up, I came to this enclosed golden space.

This place seems to have no concept of time, but every once in a while, there will be an alternation of light and darkness, just like the saints said there must be light, it becomes bright without any warning.

There is no stardust, no celestial bodies, and no light from any source.

MeeMee calls this alternation of light and darkness a 'day'.

She didn't know if it was an illusion, but she felt that every time the day switched to night, a day would become longer, as if she was about to be lost here forever.

But what concerns people the most is another thing, that is, after entering this place, the magic weapon loses its effectiveness.

The golden bowl, which looked very expensive and expensive, lost all its magic power the moment it fell into this place, just like the other magical instruments that fell into this place.
Just at this time, daybreak came.

The surrounding darkness melted away, and golden light began to fill the entire space. The light extended infinitely into the distance along the golden sand under Meeme and the others' feet, until it reached the end of this world.

Behind Mee Mee is a golden sea, and in the distance ahead, a golden mountain range made up of magical instruments and natural treasures stretches before Mee Mee.

The mountains stretch on endlessly, as eternal as the Great Wall.

No matter how many times I see this scene, Mee Mee always feels like it's a dream.

After watching for a while, Mee Mee snatched the bowl from the little earth fairy's arms, and then knocked it twice, waking the little earth fairy up.

"Ahhhh! I want to sleep! I don't want to get up!"

The little earth fairy pupated for a long time before he got up from the ground. He looked at Meimei unhappily and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Get up and get going." Meow Meow replied.

"Can we really get out by walking there?" asked the little earth fairy.

The place he was talking about was the golden mountain.

"Well, the exit is on that mountain." Meow Meow coaxed.

She didn't know where the exit was, but since she was in a desperate situation, she always had to paint a rosy picture to give people some hope.

Especially this little earth fairy seemed to dislike this empty, deserted, cage-like enclosed space.

Being in such a situation, his mental illness tended to get worse.

In order to reassure the little earth fairy, Mee Mee made up this white lie.

"Let's go. Let's go and take a look at the small hill in front." Meow Meow pointed ahead and floated over first.

At this time, not far ahead of Mee Mee and the others was a newly risen golden hill.

The hill is made of golden amber crystals, and some pots and pans, magic tools, ball toys, apples, pears and other items are sealed in it.

This hill is actually not very big. If you have to say it, it can only be considered a "pile of earth" at present.

But it is estimated that over time, it will also become part of the golden mountains.

Mee Mee and his friends have been traveling along the golden coastline these days. They have seen many hills like this, but most of them are empty. There are actually very few that are wrapped with things like this one.

Mee Mee and the little earth fairy came close to the hill, trying to search for some useful clues.

Suddenly the little fairy cried out in surprise, as if she had discovered something.

"I can go home!"

When Meow Meow floated over, she found that the little fairy was grabbing a black object with all her might and pulling it out.

A small black walnut, a custom model for the Qianji Pavilion anniversary.

The golden crystals did not cover it completely, half of it was exposed outside.

Although there are some teeth marks on the exposed part, it is not damaged and looks like it can still be used.

Mee Mee originally wanted to remind the little earth fairy that magical weapons are prohibited here, and even if this thing is dug out, it cannot be used.

But after thinking about it, I decided to forget it and find him something to do.

And, what if it really works?
Thinking of this, Meeme considerately handed the golden bowl to the little earth fairy to use as a weapon to see if he could smash the surrounding golden crystals.

The little earth fairy smashed it with all her might, and the clanging sound was endless.

Mee Mee didn't know if it was an illusion, but amid the chaotic clanging sounds, she seemed to vaguely hear the sound of waves.

Although there is indeed a golden sea here, the sea is frozen and the surface is as smooth as a mirror, so there are no waves.

"Where did this sea come from? Fuck!"

Mee Mee only glanced back, snatched the golden bowl and hit the little earth fairy on the head, telling him not to worry about the broken walnut and to let go quickly. Then she used her remaining little strength to pick up the little earth fairy and fled towards the golden mountains.

Behind her, waves rose in the golden sea, and the dazzling waves rushed towards the two of them, coming from far away and getting higher and higher, turning into a tsunami.
——Amazing filming of the stomach adventure——

outside.

"Senior brother, is your method really useful?" The little sister tilted her head and looked at Zhang Ze.

Zhang Ze was lying beside A'li at this time, like a circus trainer, with half of his head put into A'li's mouth.

He said this is called "looking, listening, asking and feeling".

Zhang Ze waved his hand to the junior sister, "Shh, don't make noise, I heard something."

The junior sister also came over and asked, "What's that sound?"

Zhang Ze, "The Sound of the Sea."

Junior sister, "?"

Without waiting for the junior sister to continue asking questions, A'li, who had kept his mouth open for too long, was probably tired, and made a vague sound, probably to remind Zhang Ze to pull his head out.

But Zhang Ze's reaction was a little slow, and A'li's big mouth fell down and bit half of Zhang Ze's head.

Junior sister, “!”

(End of this chapter)

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