Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 349 Where is Meow Meow? Where is Meow Meow?
"What did you call me?" Zhang Ze asked again.

"Sister Meeme." Wang Xiaogang replied.

"Then let me ask you, am I a man or a woman?" Zhang Ze asked again.

"Aren't you a woman?" Wang Xiaogang hesitated.

"Then do you think I have horns?" Zhang Ze pointed at his head.

"Yes, pointy as usual."

Although Wang Xiaogang was still a little confused, he answered very readily this time.

Seeing Wang Xiaogang's affirmative look, Zhang Ze felt that something must be wrong, and he hooked his finger at Wang Xiaogang.

Zhang Ze, "Stand up and sit properly."

After receiving the order, Wang Xiaogang quickly climbed up from the bed, with his butt only half touching the edge of the bed, and sat up straight.

"Is he trying to take advantage of me?" Wang Xiaogang thought to himself.

Zhang Ze had no interest in forcing the man to stay locked up. After Wang Xiaogang sat down, he stretched out his hand and drew a circle in front of Wang Xiaogang.

The complex array symbol flashed by, and Zhang Ze did not sense any psychedelic magic aura.

'This man is normal.'

'Is it still my fault?'

'Impossible, absolutely impossible! '

"Close your eyes." Zhang Ze, who didn't believe in evil, thought for a moment and ordered again.

Wang Xiaogang, who misunderstood, opened his mouth slightly, then his face turned slightly red, he closed his eyes, and the corners of his mouth turned up.

A face full of lust.

Zhang Ze, “.”

With a snap of his fingers, his cold energy transformed into a Dharma body that appeared behind Wang Xiaogang. The Dharma body touched Wang Xiaogang's head with its hand, and in an instant, Wang Xiaogang lost all worldly desires.

After Wang Xiaogang became obedient, Zhang Ze took out a brocade box from his treasure bag and opened it with disgust.

There was a brush in the box, the body of the brush was gilded and jade-tempered, and the bristles were curved.

The pen name is Pan Tian Bi, and it is the magic weapon that Lao Tang refined before he completed his cultivation.

This pen has no ability to attack, and there is no spirit inside it, but the method is extremely exquisite. In addition to being able to judge things and identify treasures, it can also break through all kinds of confusion in the world.

This magic weapon is indeed of top quality. Logically, it should be classified as one of the magic weapons inherited from Longhu Mountain. It should not have fallen into Zhang Ze's hands.

However, the fact is that everyone despises this money and no one wants it.

Even Xiao Tang despised it so much that when it fell into Zhang Ze's hands, it was Lao Tang who secretly hid it under other treasures and forced it into Zhang Ze's hands.

The reason why no one wants it is very simple, because the bristles of this brush are said to be made from Old Tang’s leg hair.

Of course, if it was just leg hair, it wouldn't be a big deal.

But in Xiao Tang's words, it is.

"Fuck, Brother Zhang, you believe everything my grandfather says?"

“What if it’s nose hair instead of leg hair?”

In short, the raw materials of this brush are now a mystery. No one dares to ask, and Old Tang won't tell.

Zhang Ze picked up the pen with disgust and tapped Wang Xiaogang's forehead with the curved hair.

A ripple spread out, but quickly converged.

Again, nothing happened, and nothing unusual was found with Old Tang's brush.

No one cast a spell on Wang Xiaogang, or this kind of spell was beyond the scope of the theory, and even a magical tool like Lao Tang's brush could not detect it.

Zhang Ze frowned slightly, wanting to stroke his beard like his master, but after stroking for a long time he remembered that he had none. Helplessly he could only pull his temples and start thinking about Meeme's question.

"Baaaa?"

Before this, Zhang Ze had only heard this name twice and had only seen her twice.

The first time was at Bai Tao's strategic meeting on conquering ancestors. A sheep girl named Mee Mee was sitting in a corner holding a large family tree. She expressed a different opinion on the issue of commemorating ancestors.

The second time was in a fantasy world, where he met an assassin who looked exactly like Meeme.

At that time, he thought that the assassin was Meeme's ancestor.

After coming out of the illusion, Zhang Ze also chatted casually with Bai Tao about the topic of Mee Mee. Bai Tao only said that she remembered this friend, but she couldn't remember what he looked like.

Zhang Ze didn't care at that time, because the demon clan was often unreliable, so it was normal to forget.

But now it seems that there is something fishy about this matter.

Zhang Ze immediately took out the small walnut and contacted Bai Tao.

[Zhang Ze: Bai Tao, don't rush me to update. I want to ask you something. Do you still remember Mee Mee?]

[Literary Girl Tao Baibai: Remember, that's my friend.]

[Zhang Ze: What does she look like?]

[Literary Girl Tao Baibai: It's just a demonic thing, with a pointy head. I don't have a photo right now, so how can I describe it?]

[Zhang Ze: Let's not talk about this for now. Do you remember when Mimi left?]

This time Bai Tao was silent for a long time, as if he was thinking. After a long time, words appeared on the small walnut again.

[Literary Girl Tao Baibai: Remember this, she left shortly after you entered the illusion, saying something urgent happened at home.]

【Zhang Ze: Yes, thank you.】

Zhang Ze put away the little walnut and went over the whole matter from beginning to end.

"This girl named Mee Mee seems to have the ability to distort perception."

"She holds a high position in Nadutong, and Nadutong is likely my legacy."

'The one I met wasn't her ancestor, but her?'

"So, MeeMee entered the illusion to find the diary?"

'So where did she go? Did she hide?'

Zhang Ze rubbed his eyebrows and searched his memory. After a moment, a mischievous little face appeared in front of Zhang Ze.

Little earth fairy!

When in the illusion, this little thing always seemed to appear in his room. It said at the time that it wanted to assassinate him, but now when he thinks about it carefully, it is full of weirdness.

And shortly after leaving the illusion, the little earth fairy disappeared.

When it heard the news again, it ran to Longxukou.
"So the little earth fairy was kidnapped by Mee Mee? Then how did it escape?"

'Where are it and Baa now?'

"How did the little monk's walnut end up in the hands of the little earth fairy?"

Zhang Ze hurriedly took out the small walnut and hit it, but this time there was no response.

For some unknown reason, the Little Walnut was damaged.

Zhang Ze opened his eyes and threw away the messy thoughts. All the connections were tied to this Mee Mee, and he had to find her first.

Although I don't know why, the person in front of me mistook me for Mee Mee, but it can be said that he helped me by accident.

Zhang Ze was thinking about it when Wang Xiaogang couldn't help but ask, "Sister Mee Mee, can I open my eyes now?"

"Open it." Zhang Ze was stunned for a moment, then nodded. "By the way, tell me, what kind of person am I?"

Zhang Ze hid his Dharma body, carefully put away the brush, and asked.

Wang Xiaogang was a little confused for a moment. He felt that Sister Meeme was a little strange today, but he couldn't tell what was strange.

"Although this is a daily issue, I'm leaving tomorrow, right? Why are you still here?"

"Forget it. I'll just be a monk for a day and ring the bell for a day. I might as well stand guard for the last time."

Wang Xiaogang lowered his head and rummaged through his pockets. After a while, he took out a piece of paper.

He cleared his throat, unfolded the note and read aloud.

"You are the most beautiful sister Mee Mee, forever lingering in the morning light of eighteen, an immortal teardrop in the vast ocean. You are lightning, you are light, you are the only myth."

"Stop, stop, stop." Wang Xiaogang had only read half of it when Zhang Ze quickly waved his hand to stop him.

Wang Xiaogang's expressive baritone poetry recitation gave him goosebumps.

"Is this how I usually teach you? It's a bit disgusting." Zhang Ze felt a chill.

"Indeed." Having already decided to resign and go home, Wang Xiaogang rarely spoke his true feelings.

Zhang Ze, "Next question, where are the others? Why are you the only one here?"

Perhaps because he was used to Mee Mee's weird behavior today, Wang Xiaogang didn't ask any more questions and answered directly.

"They went out for dinner tonight without me."

Zhang Ze, "Why?"

Wang Xiaogang: "Because I'm resigning?"

Zhang Ze, "Forget it. Let's not talk about this. Take me to my usual office and I'll go inspect it."

Wang Xiaogang nodded and turned to look out the window. It was already getting light outside.

It should still be time to go there now.

"I just need to redeem points. Please follow me."

Hearing the word "points", Zhang Ze raised his eyebrows, but didn't say anything. He followed Wang Xiaogang and walked towards the depths of Nadutong Feizhouxing's headquarters.

There was no magic circle, no door lock, nothing at all. There was only a table in the slightly empty room.

There was a thick book on the table.

Meeme's family tree?
No, this big book is a little different from the one he saw before.

Seems to be a backup.

"Is that so?" Zhang Ze said softly.

"Sister Mee Mee, what's wrong with you?" Wang Xiaogang, who was about to step forward to open the big book, stopped and turned around to ask in confusion.

"Don't worry about me, just pretend I don't exist and do what you need to do." Zhang Ze shook his head and waved his hand.

He actually didn't know anything, but he came here alone this time, without Ah Li or his junior sister by his side. He felt a little bored and had to say something to relieve his boredom.

Zhang Ze leaned against the wall with his arms folded, stretching his neck to watch Wang Xiaogang operate.

I figured I was going to use that big book to do some paperwork, and the real event I was waiting for was probably still to come.
But after a while.

"grass"

Zhang Ze did not wait for the highlight he had imagined, but the big one did come.

He saw words appear in the big book.

【Audit completed】

【Contribution Points 350 points】

[Due to the resignation of No. 10738, all points will be cleared in one hour. Please allocate them yourself.]

Zhang Ze opened the panel of his system and took a peek.

The fonts of the two are exactly the same.

Look at that familiar writing pattern again
How to say it, Zhang Ze's heart was filled with a sense of emptiness at this moment.

It’s like you traveled across to another dynasty. As soon as you landed, you dug out half of the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms in the mountain where you were born, awakened the top-level comprehension system, and learned that the country’s name was Song.

You feel invincible.

However, after you practiced in the mountains for two and a half years, and mastered the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms into the One Hundred and Eight Dragon Subduing Palms, and thought you were about to embark on your own road to invincibility, you discovered that this was not the case.

The first roadside insect catcher you met when you went down the mountain also opened the panel and raised his hand to summon Tyson. Then Tyson evolved into Taro, and Taro killed you instantly with one Ultra Bomb.

"No, this is a system. What the hell is it for handling resignation procedures?" "Oh, so the reason why this guy mistook me for someone else is because of the system? I was within the scope of the Nadutong headquarters, and that power of changing perception took effect."

"As long as there's a system, then everyone within the headquarters of Nodutong will be certified as a Mee Mee."

"Wait, if this thing of Meow Meow's is a system, then what is this thing of mine?"

"Is this a fake? Or is this large book in front of me actually the real body of my system?"

With many doubts unanswered, Zhang Ze glanced at his system page which seemed to be occupied by the Steam computer manager and full of pop-ups, and asked quietly in his heart.

"Is this your true form? Is this all you are? Instead of playing professionally and making a name for yourself in the universe, you're stuck in a small mountain valley, processing resignation and retirement procedures for others?"

No one hangs him.

Zhang Ze didn't give up and continued to mutter in his mind, "Or is it that this person is your brother, you are the eldest and he is the second, and I came to the north just to find you two twins?"

Nothing was done to hang him.

"Oh, tell me or not, I'll check it myself."

Zhang Ze snorted coldly and closed the system interface.

Wang Xiaogang ignored Mee Mee's strange behavior. He checked the time, confirmed his points again, and then began to choose to redeem rewards according to his needs.

What Wang Xiaogang chose, besides elixirs, was silver and money.

But after he had chosen everything, before he could confirm it, his hand was grabbed by someone.

It’s Zhang Ze.

Zhang Ze pointed to the entry on the far right of the exchange column.

[Choose one of three random upgraded elixir treasure chests]

"Listen to me, you choose this one."

Wang Xiaogang hesitated and looked very embarrassed.

You can choose a kind of elixir from this treasure chest, and then two more will appear randomly. After opening the box, you can also randomly upgrade the items inside.

Regardless of whether the item is upgraded or not, the selector can only choose one.

But Wang Xiaogang is not a gambler. He has always stayed away from things related to random probability.

However, at this time, Sister Mee Mee insisted, and he had no choice but to exchange the treasure chest reluctantly.

After the exchange, a physical treasure chest appeared in front of Zhang Ze.

Zhang Ze looked at the treasure chest and suddenly felt like crying.

There's no way, I miss it so much.

Since a long time ago, his system no longer gave him any tangible rewards. All he had were strings of cold numbers and dry cultivation.

The once-popular "one-wear, three-touch" box trick of Xianyu has long since become a thing of the past.

Now seeing this familiar treasure chest again, Zhang Ze stretched out his dirty little hand.

Wang Xiaogang groaned, looked at Zhang Ze aggrievedly and said, "Mine."

"Don't worry, we don't have workplace bullying. This must be yours. I just plan to teach you something." Zhang Ze rubbed his hands.

"Teach me what?" Wang Xiaogang didn't understand.

"One through three." Zhang Ze replied.

He stepped forward, pushed Wang Xiaogang aside, reached out to open the lid of the box, and looking at the spiritual herbs and pills inside, Zhang Ze began to think.

Wang Xiaogang is very lucky.

Three kinds of elixirs, two of which have been upgraded.

The fifty-year-old jade conch ginseng has become three hundred years old. At this time, it has begun to take shape. At first glance, it looks like a shy old conch turning around.

The Golden Shell Pill has not changed and is still an ordinary product. It is dark in color, has an uneven surface, and feels a bit prickly to the touch.

Yinghong vine is of the highest grade, from a single strand of ordinary red vine to three strands of half-step top-grade, with the color of pigeon blood and a strong medicinal aroma.

Wang Xiaogang looked at Mee Mee aggrievedly.

He felt that his luck was both good and bad. The good thing was that the two medicinal herbs had been upgraded, but the bad thing was that the Golden Shell Pill he needed was not available.

Zhang Ze looked at Wang Xiaogang, stretched out his hand and shook his finger, looking like an old senior.

"Don't be impatient, I tell you, don't be impatient, just watch me."

Zhang Ze was so energetic that no one could stop him. He took out a pair of ice silk gloves from his pocket, put them on, and reached into the box.

Zhang Ze felt that familiar sense of barrier, just like soaking his hands in warm sand.

After adapting for a while, Zhang Ze started his operation.

He held the Golden Shell Pill in one hand and the Jade Snail Ginseng in the other, and with a force, he pushed the Golden Shell Pill into the naturally formed hole behind the Jade Snail Ginseng.

Because the hole is like a screw mouth and in the shape of the number 9, after inserting the Golden Shell Pill, there is still a gap of one finger next to it. You can take it out by just reaching out and pressing it.

After the operation was completed, Zhang Ze calmed down some of the jade snail ginseng, picked up the Yinghong vine, and began to circle it around the jade snail ginseng and tie various knots.

After tying up the jade snail ginseng, Zhang Ze held it in his hand.

With a whoosh, Zhang Ze took out all three treasures from the box while no one was paying attention.

Wang Xiaogang opened his mouth wide, as if he had discovered a new world.

"Isn't this against the rules?" Wang Xiaogang said.

"If you don't say no, then yes. Never mind. What else do you want? Let's continue smoking."

Zhang Ze waved his hand generously, as if this was really his home.

"Then I want this one, this one," Wang Xiaogang grinned foolishly and started choosing again.

He cancelled all the items he had just selected and changed them all to raffles.

After a while, a row of boxes of various sizes appeared in front of the two of them.

Zhang Ze whistled and opened the second box.

"Look, I'll teach you again, and you can try it yourself next time."

After all the work was done, it was daylight. Wang Xiaogang's 350 contribution points had increased several times due to Zhang Ze's profiteering operation.

Looking at the dazzling array of things on the table, Zhang Ze was certain of one thing.

That is, this big book should not be its own system. It is an independent existence, and its own system has no right to interfere with it.

Otherwise, given the stingy nature of my system, it would have gone crazy seeing how I was being fleeced.

They can cheat, pretend to be dead, or change the lottery rules at any time.

My own system has done all these things.

Not to mention this, when Zhang Ze looked at this big book, he always felt that it had a sense of awkwardness, as if it was a dead object.

It has no spirituality and can only operate according to a preset program. It is nothing compared to the arrogant and stingy one in my family.

"Why?" Zhang Ze opened the system interface again and took a look.

No one still cares about him.

Zhang Ze and everyone else were staring at each other in amazement. Wang Xiaogang had already put away the ring containing the treasure. After everything was ready, he turned around and bowed to Zhang Ze.

"Thank you, Sister Mee Mee. I'm actually quite happy being able to stay anywhere. It's a pity that I'm about to forget you. I..."

Wang Xiaogang wanted to say something, but he was tongue-tied. In the end, he just smiled innocently and bowed deeply.

The sound of birds slipped into the room from the window.

Wang Xiaogang's memory completed the final reconstruction, his eyes became confused, but soon became clear again.

During this process, no magic array or spiritual energy fluctuations appeared, and everything was unchanged as usual.

Wang Xiaogang looked up again, and this time he saw only strangeness in Zhang Ze's eyes.

Like a dream in the Dragon Palace, the work experience at the Nadutong headquarters was completely erased.

Except for Zhang Ze, no one would remember that he had worked in Nadutong.

At this time, Wang Xiaogang was just an ordinary low-level cultivator. He had been away from home for three years and had encountered many adventures and gained a lot. Now, all he wanted was to return home.

At the same time, the magical big book also disappeared from Wang Xiaogang's eyes.

It was clearly placed there, but Wang Xiaogang ignored it.

In his eyes, 'Mee Mee' also turned back into Zhang Ze.

"I want to take a flying boat to Blue Star Plain. Can you please help me with the relevant procedures?" Wang Xiaogang said.

Zhang Ze, "Ah, this."

This question touches upon Zhang Ze's blind spots in knowledge.

Zhang Ze pondered for a moment, recalling the layout of Nadutong. Then he raised his hand and pointed, "Go out, turn left, then left again, then right. Go straight for 300 meters. There's a building on your right, the largest one. That's the toilet. Go straight along the avenue opposite the toilet. You'll see a three-story building. Go there to handle the relevant procedures."

"If there is no one here, just sit and wait for a while." Zhang Ze added.

"Thank you." Wang Xiaogang bowed, turned and left the room.

After seeing Wang Xiaogang off, Zhang Ze turned to look at the big book. After confirming that this thing was not an illusion, he pressed his hand on it.

"Query, who is Meow Meow?"

After a moment, words appeared on the page.

[Not a free service, check whether it costs 100 points]

Zhang Ze, "?"

Are you crazy? Spending so much money just to check someone's name?

"Can I use it now and pay later?" Zhang Ze asked.

[Invalid operation, please try again]

Zhang Ze, “.”

Not to mention whether it is expensive or not, he doesn't even have the contribution points.

Just now, when he was helping Wang Xiaogang unpack the box, Zhang Ze secretly tried it. He wanted to see if the points in his system were applicable here.

If it's universal, open a few more boxes.

There are so few boxes that I can't open them all.

However, after trying several times, I failed.

Zhang Ze tapped his fingers on the table. "Since there are paid services, there must be free ones too. Show me the free ones."

After a moment, new words appeared on the page.

There is only one free service.

Where is MeeMee?

[Note: It's not uncommon for MeeMee to get lost. Don't panic. Everything will be the same without MeeMee. Unless there are special circumstances, you can search for her location here. If the search is unsuccessful, it's a special case.]

Zhang Ze, "?"

Looking at this magical service, Zhang Ze chose to inquire.

After confirmation, the text disappeared and a map of Longxukou appeared on the page.

Then two sheep head symbols representing Meow Meow appeared.

One of them is in this room, and the other is in the city.

Zhang Ze always felt that the place where Mimi was in the city looked familiar.

"Why are you there?"

The place where the meowing mark stopped was the cave that Mr. Sanbao arranged for them yesterday.

Junior Sister and A'li are with Meeme right now?
(End of this chapter)