Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 336 Hehe, I won’t tell you

Xiao Jing looked at the unfamiliar faces around him and felt a little confused for a moment.

In a trance, I felt like I was back in my childhood.

At that time, I was still a little kid, and my eyes were still on the body of Xiao Jing, who was just a little kid. I was ignorant and confused at that time, and often couldn't find my way home.

Just like now.

'Where is my home?'

"What is Qianji Pavilion?"

"What about the Daqian Dynasty, where I overthrew the old system and unified the four continents?"

"Where are my one hundred Heavenly Guards?"

"Where is this place? And where is the hundred-mile poisonous miasma outside Yushuyuan?"

The eyeball couldn't figure it out, so it immediately used secret methods to send a message to Emperor Xiao Jing's real body according to the original agreement.

But the message it sent fell on deaf ears and received no response.

'Where is my body? Who hid my body!'

Although it had realized that something seemed to be wrong, the eyeball refused to believe it. It began to become furious and crazy.

"It's fake, fake, all fake! Impossible, impossible, it must be you, a bunch of unruly people, causing trouble! Just wait until this emperor's divine body arrives, and you will all die! All of you will die!"

"Heavenly Guards! My Heavenly Guards, where are the Heavenly Guards!"

Emperor Xiao Jing's eyes were rolling around in circles, and he was shouting some strange words that were incomprehensible.

For a moment, the valley was filled with a happy air.

Listening to Yanzhu's crazy talk, the junior sister who was hiding behind her mother with Zhang Ze pulled Zhang Ze's sleeve and asked.

"Brother, what did you do to it? Why did its eyeball become like this?

"Which script did you write for him? The one where the emperor returns, finds his daughter living in a doghouse, and with a single command, a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers descend?
"Or is it that the entire world's cultivation has decreased ten thousand times, but only my golden elixir remains unchanged?"

The junior sister looked at the crazy eyes and remembered the little story about the mentally retarded person that Zhang Ze had told her.

Zhang Ze shook his head and said, "This is really unfair to me. I didn't even have a chance to cheat, and you guys pulled me out of it.

"Give me a little more time, and maybe I can really become sworn brothers with it, but it's difficult now. Regardless of whether this eyeball is really crazy or not, considering the character of Emperor Xiao Jing, he probably won't tell us the truth."

Chen Qin held Zhang Ze's hand and said, "Blame me, it's because I care about you."

Zhang Ze, "I don't blame you, Junior Sister, you are the best."

The two of them were being affectionate with each other when Mo Jingchun in front of them coughed lightly.

"Well, be aware of the occasion."

When someone pointed it out, the two men immediately fell silent, holding hands, with stern faces, and continued to watch the crazy eyes seriously.

However, Zhang Ze and his junior sister were looked after, but some people were not.

The lawless Old Tang was taking a picture of his eyeballs with a small walnut.

It is also forwarded in various internal groups with the addition of elderly literature.

May our old age bring us happiness and health, and may we cultivate ourselves diligently, never ending up like this eyeball.

Old Tang is not in tune with reality, and Lily is not much better.

She found it amusing to see the eyeball going crazy, so she followed Old Tang's example and took out a walnut, intending to take a picture of the eyeball as a souvenir.

It happened that at this moment, a group of birds flew through the sky. The birds were startled by the sound made by the eyeballs and almost collided with each other, causing a plane crash.

After they had reorganized their formation, the birds looked down and found that it was a black ball they had never seen before that was making the noise.

They chirped for a while, then came up with an idea. After circling in the air for a few times, they began to "dive bomb" under the leadership of the leader bird.

"Put the black ones back and replace them all with white," the head bird ordered.

Puff puff.

It was a perfect airdrop operation. The birds hit the target accurately and then took off in level flight.

After the birds left, a photo of the child's eyes, both wet and soaked, appeared in Lily and Lao Tang's little walnut.

The eyeballs that were drenched in shit probably woke up from the water and changed the direction of his madness.

It looked at Zhang Ze and said, "This is all fake, right? We are still in the illusion. You are plotting against me, you are definitely plotting against me."

"No, I..." Zhang Ze wanted to explain kindly, but his eyes didn't listen at all and continued to analyze on its own.

"That must be the case. The time is too short. Even you can't crack all the secrets of the Human Emperor Flag again. You can't find a way to leave. That must be the case. Ha, ha, ha, this emperor almost got tricked by you."

After a brief self-hypnosis, the eyeball regained its composure. It ignored everything around it and stared at Zhang Ze and said.

"I just lost my temper, but my promise remains valid. I have never considered you an enemy.

"Kill them now, kill them all. I don't want to see these illusions again. Once you break this illusion, I will tell you one more thing."

Before Yanzhuzi finished speaking, Zhang Ze, who was hiding behind his mother-in-law, said, "You want to tell me that the real thing in the illusion, besides the diary and you, the Human Emperor Flag is also real, right?"

"How do you know!" His eyes were filled with astonishment.

Zhang Ze hid behind his mother-in-law, not even showing his face, and continued to fan the flames, "Think about it, I've been dealing with that thing for ten years, I'm not stupid, how could I not tell whether it's real or fake?

"I was able to find a way to break it because I took down the Human Emperor's flag."

Eyeballs rolled, "Impossible, absolutely impossible! How could you destroy something so valuable! You can't take it from me if I didn't give it to you!"

Zhang Ze, "Are you crazy? I stole the flag and wrote the diary. In terms of seniority, I'm your ancestor's elder brother. These are all mine. I can do with them as I please. It has nothing to do with you."

Eyeballs, "This Emperor."

Zhang Ze was also annoyed by him and interrupted, "Emperor? What emperor? I told you, Dongqi is gone, and you are dead too. This is Qianji Pavilion, not the Divine Capital Baiyujing."

"Hey, look, I still have your finger bone relic here."

Zhang Ze came out from behind his mother-in-law, holding a branch with a bracelet hanging on it. He showed the bracelet containing Xiao Jing's finger bone relic to Xiao Jing.

Looking at another part of himself, his eyes finally accepted the reality.

Then, it escaped.

A strange force burst out from the eyeball, and the black shadow tore through the space and fled into the sky with it.

Its eyes could even see the scenery thousands of miles away, but the next second, ten turtle shells appeared above its head and pulled it back.

Zhu Luo took off his tortoise shell and revealed his dragon body. He spit out a breath of ice flame, burning away the black shadows around his eyeballs.

Under Old Tang's command, the Heavenly Masters of Mount Longhu also began to cast spells. They used the Five Elements Technique to seal the heaven and earth around the eyeballs.

As for the members of the Sword Sect, since this operation was mainly to capture the prisoners alive, they were reluctant to take action, but it was also awkward for them to just watch.

So after the Sword Sect elders secretly discussed for a while, they each summoned their own flying swords and began to perform various sword formations. They flew outside the Eye Prison Formation.

For a moment, the sword light covered the sky and the momentum was like a rainbow.

Not only did it help teammates liven up the atmosphere and increase momentum, but it also made the group feel more involved.

All good things anyway.

Under the suppression of Zhuluo's dragon flame, the eyeball fell into the formation prepared by the heavenly masters, and then Zhuluo flew into the air, as if preparing something.

As the formation was gradually constructed, the eyeball found that its movements began to slow down. Seeing this, it lost its black shadow and suddenly exploded, turning into countless small eyeballs. It broke into pieces and began to collide with various parts of the formation from the inside.

Because it was a temporary collaboration and the formation had not been fully constructed, several gaps were actually created by these large and small eyeballs.

Before the magic circle closed, these eyeballs flowed through the gaps and rushed towards the outer magic circle like a flood.

A part of it reintegrated and began to attack the tortoise shell laid by the giant turtle Zhuluo, and summoned black rays of light to kill Zhuluo.

The remaining eyeballs flocked towards Old Tang.

Except for Old Tang, the weakest people present are all very capable.

Zhang Ze and his junior sister had been hiding behind Mo Jingchun and were now outside the magic circle.

The cowardly Lily left the range of the magic circle long ago after realizing that the situation was not good.

Only Old Tang was so arrogant that he stood within the tortoise shell as if nothing had happened, watching the crazy eyes from a close distance, and occasionally pointing fingers at the craftsmanship of his own masters.

Now that the eyeball has broken through the magic circle, the first target is Old Tang who has been nagging all the time.

Although at this time Old Tang's head was still some distance away from those eyeballs.

But if he got just a little closer, just a little bit, Xiao Jing would be confident that he could smash the annoying old man's head into a rotten watermelon.

Unfortunately, Xiao Jing's eyeballs failed to achieve their wish, because there was something faster than it.

The moment the first layer of the magic circle was broken, several long spears appeared behind the Dragon and Tiger Mountain Heavenly Masters in the sky.

Those spears were golden in color, with Qilin totems carved on the spear bodies and Taoist talismans engraved on the handles.

The Taoist priests continued to cast spells and repair the magic circle, while their guns were aimed at the split eyeballs.

The bullet composed of Taoist magic and talismans grazed Old Tang's scalp and passed by him.

Some of them collided with each other in the air, forcing back the eyeballs' attack while also exploding a series of formations, isolating Old Tang from those eyeballs.

After a golden talisman bullet pierced through the last small eyeball, a loud thunderclap sounded and a gentle breeze blew around Old Tang.

The next moment, Old Tang was transferred out of the formation by the Heavenly Masters.

The Heavenly Masters breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that at least nothing happened to their headmaster, who was like a living father to them.

Old Tang stood in the air, stroking his beard with one hand. He looked calm and composed, but in fact he looked like a child who wanted to show off his new toy.

However, after waiting for a long time, no one asked him, "What was that just now?"

There's nothing we can do about it, everyone is so busy.

The eyeballs are breaking through seriously.

The Taoist priests of Mount Longhu are diligently repairing the magic circle.

The elders of the Sword Sect were working hard to liven up the atmosphere.

So, after Old Tang was safe, no one paid any attention to him.

However, Old Tang did not feel embarrassed. He coughed lightly and said.

"This technique was created by me, the Taoist master. It is called the Heavenly Master Spear Fighting Technique. The magic weapon used is called the Dragon Tiger Mountain Three Purities Spear."

As soon as Old Tang finished speaking, Zhang Ze took up the topic with great emotional intelligence and didn't let the words fall on the floor.

Zhang Ze, "Master Dao, Master Dao, which Three Pure Ones are these?"

Old Tang smiled slightly, very satisfied, "The so-called Three Purities are to clear the people, clear the place, and clear the bullets.

"As the abbot of Qianji Temple, Jinlun, said, spearmanship is also a method, ballistics is also a way, and the way and nature are just like this.

"My Sanqing Spear comes from this."

Zhang Ze, "Master Dao is awesome! He is worthy of being a role model for all cultivators in the world!"

Old Tang: "Well, it's just average, third in the world. There are still people who are better than me."

While Old Tang and Zhang Ze were playing around, the person doing the real work over there also finished casting the spell. Zhu Luolong's body disappeared in an instant, and the next moment an ice crystal fell, trapping Xiao Jingdi's eyeball along with the magic circle woven by the heavenly masters.

"It's no longer a threat." Zhu Luo said to everyone.

Old Tang was the first to land. After circling the icy mass twice, he stepped forward and knocked on one of its eyes, saying, "Confess and be lenient; resist and be strict. Tell me, what exactly did you do back then?"

Although his eyeballs were trapped by ice, he was still able to speak, and some muffled sounds came through the ice.

Emperor Xiao Jing's eyes did not answer Old Tang's question, but asked in return, "Whose world is it now?"

"The world belongs to everyone in the world." Old Tang said, looking at the eyeball.

"Everyone in the world? Why?" Eyeball muttered to himself.

Old Tang ignored the eyeball's chatter. He tapped the ice again and said coldly, "Because of you, Central Continent has become extinct and a deadly place. Now, with Central Continent as the boundary, the barbarians live in the West Continent, the six sects of East Continent jointly rule, and the demons live alone in the north.

"What exactly did you do back then? Why did you go to war with the Western Barbarians?" Old Tang asked the question he wanted to know most.

After hearing Old Tang's question, his eyes froze for a moment, and then he began to talk to himself again, "Ah, I see, I see."

"Oi, I'm asking you, speak up." Old Tang tapped the ice again.

The eyeball stopped talking. After a long silence, it turned its eyes and looked at Old Tang.

"You really want to know?"

Listening to his tone at this moment, he could hear regret mixed with disappointment, and sadness mixed with regret, as if he wanted to change for the better. However, before Old Tang could open his mouth to praise it, Xiao Jing's eyes suddenly changed the subject.

"Hehe, it's useless for you to know, I just won't tell you."

Old Tang, “?”

In the past, he was the one who fooled others, but now he was fooled by a broken eyeball. Old Tang felt a little embarrassed.

"Damn it, you dare to play tricks on me? Today, I must kill you. Bring me the gun, and no one can stop me, I..."

Having been tricked, Old Tang snatched a Sanqing gun from a Taoist priest and stuffed the largest bullet into it. But before he could fire, he shivered from the cold air emitted by the ice.

Then he took several steps back.

"Old Turtle, why are you stopping me?" Old Tang said angrily.

Zhu Luo, transformed into a dragon, descended from the sky. "I'm not stopping you, I'm stopping it. This eye is obliterating my consciousness."

As he spoke, Zhu Luo tapped the ice with the tip of his tail, motioning Old Tang to look here.

At this time, half of the eyeball in the ice had faded and turned into an ordinary stone. It was just as Zhu Luo said, he was erasing himself, but his behavior was forcibly stopped by Zhu Luo.

But as long as Zhu Luo breaks the seal, this action will continue irreversibly.

The last emperor seemed to have no interest in leniency for those who confessed and severity for those who resisted.

"So what should we do with this thing now? You can't eat or drink from this eye. I suggest you fence it off and charge admission."

After making sure it was safe, Lily squeezed through the crowd and looked at the frozen eyeball with her mind opened up.

"Charge entrance fee?" Old Tang didn't understand.

"Yes, we can charge admission. This eye is a rare thing after all. We can hold an exhibition for it.

"Put out the ad. An exhibition of the last emperor's eyeballs. Five spirit stones for each view. Spitting on him will be charged an additional ten spirit stones as a sanitation fee."

Listening to Lily's suggestion, Old Tang actually started to think, "Isn't five spirit stones too cheap? Should I raise the price?"

Lily, "Indeed, how about ten dollars for the ticket and twenty for the spit?"

Seeing that the topic was becoming increasingly unreliable, Mo Jingchun coughed lightly, "You two, stop messing around. And Zhang Ze, stop hiding. Come out. Do you have any ideas?"

Mo Jingchun pulled Zhang Ze out from behind him.

Zhang Ze thought for a moment and said, "I think this Emperor Xiao Jing may have dodged more than just his own eyes."

“Although I don’t know why, he must have dismembered himself into many, many pieces.

"When he was having the attack just now, wasn't he constantly shouting about divine body, divine hands, and divine thighs?
"It's even possible to divide it into even more detailed categories, just like these finger bone relics. It's not just the limbs, but also the Qiankun stomach, the intestinal binding chain, Xiao Jing's spinal sword, and so on..."

"Stop talking, it's disgusting." The junior sister pushed Zhang Ze away.

"I'm getting off topic. What I mean is that there must be some connection between these pieces of Emperor Xiao Jing. If we find this connection, maybe we can use summoning or attraction to lead him to the other limbs, or piece him together." Zhang Ze said.

Lily was listening at the side and thought it made sense, but her coward radar suddenly went off and she raised her hand.

"What if this is part of Emperor Xiao Jing's plan? He wants to use this method to revive himself. If we do this, wouldn't that be fulfilling his wish?"

"That's easy. We'll hold a viewing party and call all the elders and clan leaders from the six clans to watch him resurrect. If he behaves, we'll have a good chat with him. If he causes trouble, we'll kill him."

The junior sister came up with a very lively idea.

Lily, "Then after you kill him, can you give it to me and charge admission?"

Chen Qin, “…”

After leaving Chen Qin speechless, the ragpicker Lily was ready to harm Zhang Ze again.

"Boss, you just said that there was a Human Emperor flag in the Jade Book illusion, and you broke it into pieces. Is that true? If so, can you give me the fragments? I'll keep them and use them as bombs for self-defense."

Zhang Ze slapped Lily away as she came up to touch him. "I must have tricked it. It's still too young. It believes whatever I say."

"Where's the flag? Let me take a look." Lily wanted to come up and touch it.

Zhang Ze pushed her away again, "The flag is in a special state right now, so we can't take it out for the time being."

"When can it be taken out?" Old Tang was also a little curious.

Zhang Ze was about to answer when his mother-in-law said behind him, "Okay, both of you, calm down."

Looking at Lily and Old Tang who were full of curiosity, Mo Jingchun continued.

"We've only been outside for less than half a month, but this child has been in the illusion for ten years. Let's talk about Emperor Xiao Jing and the Human Emperor Flag in a few days. Let's give this child a break first."

After saying that, she patted her daughter and said, "You should leave too. Why are you still hanging around here with me?"

Chen Qin smiled shyly at her mother, then took Zhang Ze's hand and ran towards Qianji Pavilion.

Lily watched the two of them leave, slapped her forehead, and then she remembered what they had agreed on this morning. She hurriedly followed them, "Hey, you two wait for me, take me with you when you eat, I haven't eaten this morning."

When Zhang Ze returned to his residence in Qianji Pavilion, he smelled the fragrance of rice as soon as he entered the yard.

"Who is cooking? Maomao?" Zhang Ze asked.

Chen Qin, "No way, it's A-Li. When it heard you were coming out, it said it would make you a feast, ten dishes and a soup."

"Don't try to fry a stone with an iron sword." Zhang Ze joked.

"No, A'li has repeatedly assured us that this is something edible for humans!" Lily, who came up to eat rice, said to Zhang Ze.

Hearing A-li cooking for him, Zhang Ze became curious and decided to go over and take a look.

Then I regretted it.

There is indeed nothing wrong with the ingredients, but there is something wrong with the process, which is hard to describe.

At this time, A'li turned into a big golden pot, with words such as "Super Chef A'li" and "Legendary Kitchen Utensils" engraved on the edge of the pot.

At this moment, it is one with the pot, and is shaking the pot so hard that it is flying.

The flame used to heat Ahri was not an ordinary one. The little phoenix squinted its eyes and lay comfortably under the pot. The flames flickered above its head and a few sparks popped out of its mouth from time to time. It adjusted the heat according to Ahri's instructions.

Fu Ji and Maomao are responsible for preparing the ingredients.

A group of little fuji girls were running around, carrying kitchen knives and playing with each other, while also preparing various side dishes and ingredients.

Maomao squatted quietly with his mouth open, acting as a kitchen waste bin.

Looking at this fully biologically automated kitchen, Zhang Ze always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't quite put his finger on it.

"Forget it, a gentleman should stay away from the kitchen. I'd better wait patiently for the meal to be served."

Back in the dining room, Lily, who was restless, began to ask Zhang Ze about the things in the illusion, and asked what her invincible identity was back then.

"What about me? What about me? Am I the Mighty One?"

Zhang Ze thought about it and shook his head. "You are nothing. There shouldn't have been anyone like you back then."

"Really?" Lily didn't believe it.

"Really." Zhang Ze nodded.

Lily, "Oh, the past is the past, and the present is the present. Don't treat the past as forever, you..."

Looking at Lily who was holding her breath, Zhang Ze's somewhat old mood became lively again.

Just like Lily said, the past is the past, and the present is the present.

However, when Lily mentioned it, Zhang Ze realized that he seemed to have forgotten something, but he couldn't remember it for a while.

Looking at A'li who came in carrying a large plate, Zhang Ze straightened his chopsticks.

If you can’t remember, it means it’s not important. If it’s not important, think about it in a few days.

Now that things have come to this, let’s eat.

——The dividing line of the delicious Dragon and Phoenix dinner——

"Uh-huh! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! I'm free!"

The thing that Zhang Ze had forgotten made strange noises.

In the mountains and forests near Qianji Pavilion, a little earth fairy appeared like the Monkey King, swinging on vines and screaming as he fled into the distance.

A free fairy cannot be caged.

Because his presence was too weak, he came out of the illusion with Zhang Ze and sneaked away when no one was paying attention.

His memory was a little confused. He only remembered that he seemed to have entered a place, slept for a long time without doing anything, and then was thrown out again.

In short, I don’t remember clearly and my mind is in a daze.

However, although he didn't understand what was going on, why he was there, and what that big eyeball was, the little earth fairy didn't care.

But who cares? Freedom is the most important thing.

While feeling the free wind, the little earth fairy was thinking in his heart that once it was safe, he would set up a Hall of Ten Thousand Demons and then start to retaliate against Zhang Ze and become his eternal toy.

"Pfft, pfft, pfft, it's an enemy, not a toy."

The brain-damaged little earth fairy muttered to herself.

However, just as he was about to jump over the small river in front of him like a flying fairy, he suddenly twitched and then fell on the pebbles.

The little earth fairy began to vomit, and as he retched, a huge ball of black and white spiritual energy squeezed out of his mouth.

The ball of spiritual energy condensed and took the form of a human.

"Mea~"

Mee Mee stretched and felt very tired.

"Huh, it's finally out."

She ignored the little earth fairy who had fainted from vomiting, and instead opened her thick multifunctional family tree.

He sighed as he looked at the words that appeared on it.

[Trial failed, mission difficulty too high, no destiny points deduction]

[Please stay here and don't move around. The flying boat will be here soon.]

"Well, it's a waste of time."

Meeme closed the family tree and sighed, then began to wait boredly for the flying boat to pick her up. But after a while, she suddenly felt something hugging her ankle.

She looked down and saw that it was the little earth fairy.

"Okay, I remember now. You are the bad guy. How dare you take over my body? I will go back and complain to Zhang Ze and have you arrested!"

"No, I am free and cannot go back. I..."

The little earth fairy released the hand that was holding Meeme's ankle, mobilized her amazing wisdom, pondered for a while, and patted her belly and said.

"Yes, yes, just do it."

He smiled evilly and pulled Meow Meow's skirt threateningly.

"Fairy, you don't want the Thousand Machines Pavilion to know that you sneaked into the Jade Book Illusionary Realm, right?"

Baa, "?"

The little earth fairy didn't notice Mimi's expression. "As long as you obey me from now on, I will never tell anyone about this. If you follow me, you will definitely get some benefits. When we overthrow the Qianji Pavilion, I will make you the Jade Emperor's General!"

Mee Mee looked at the little earth fairy as if she was mentally retarded, "You? Are you threatening me?"

"Oh, woman, you've caught my attention. This isn't a threat, it's a notification. I..."

The little earth fairy seemed to have forgotten that she was a weakling.

Threats without strength are meaningless.

Before he could finish his words, he was grabbed by Meeme and refined in an instant.

The clueless little earth fairy went from being Zhang Ze's toy to being Mimi's toy.

When Mee Mee had tied up the little earth fairy, a flying boat happened to descend from the sky and stopped in front of her.

"This little thing seems to be a rare item. Maybe I can exchange it for points when I go back. A thief never leaves empty-handed. If no one wants it, it's mine."

Mee Mee raised her hand and threw the unconscious little earth fairy onto the flying boat, then jumped on herself.

There are six beautiful small characters engraved on the fence of the flying boat.

【Flying Boat Tour】

(End of this chapter)