Who let him join the Sword Sect!
Chapter 335 Eyeballs that have been disconnected from the Internet for a long time
Chapter 335 Eyeballs that have been disconnected from the Internet for a long time
Although the last emperor Xiao Jing's identity was revealed, there was no fear in his eyes. He looked at Zhang Ze calmly and asked.
"When did I reveal my true colors? Didn't I act like Taizu?"
As the sound vibrated, the black shadow began to dissolve, and the stone eyeball fell to the ground, rolling several times. As it rolled, one turned into ten, ten turned into a hundred, and a hundred turned into a thousand.
Like scattered Buddhist beads.
Thousands of stone eyeballs rotated at the same time, all looking at Zhang Ze.
Zhang Ze ignored this strange scene and chuckled, "You think too much, it doesn't look alike at all."
When the eyes heard Zhang Ze's answer, they were all stunned and seemed quite disappointed.
After a long time, a sigh echoed in the darkness.
"Alas, it is true... Taizu was wise and powerful, and his strategy was unparalleled. In terms of the emperor's mindset, I, an unfilial descendant, am indeed not even a fraction as good as him.
"It's a pity that despite all my scheming, I still managed to imitate someone else's and ended up being inferior. I'm sorry to have embarrassed you."
If it weren't for these thousands of strange eyes, and only the voices were heard in the conversation, it would sound like two old friends chatting and reminiscing.
Zhang Ze looked at his eyes like a fool, "You think too much, I didn't say that you are not as cunning as Xiao Qingyun."
Xiao Jing's eyes were puzzled, "Huh? What do you mean?"
"What I mean is that your ancestor was just an idiot, he had no political strategy at all.
"Remember the story I told you about, The Heroes of Sui and Tang Dynasties? Do you think your ancestor is Li Er?
"You're overthinking it. Actually, that guy is the devil Cheng Yaojin."
After hearing Zhang Ze's words, the eyeballs began to tremble, and some of them regrouped, and a huge eyeball floated up, looking down at Zhang Ze from above.
"Impossible! Taizu was so wise and powerful, and he accomplished unparalleled feats. How could he possibly..."
Zhang Ze, "He has a lot of talent and bravery, but he only has a pretty face to scare people. You say he has strong limbs, and he eats a lot and poops a lot, but it's about the same."
Its eyes were a bit confused as it recited aloud, "Seven years after the Baideng Mountain Uprising, the rear was initially stabilized and the Southern Chen Dynasty was renamed Nanjun. To recruit talented individuals, eighteen families held a weapon-making competition. Taizu forged a nine-section golden sword and submitted it anonymously, yet he emerged victorious. When he raised the sword that day, a miraculous event occurred, and people at the time called it the destiny of the emperor."
Zhang Ze chuckled and opened his diary to read.
"July 5th. Yesterday, that idiot Xiao Qingyun sneaked over here in the middle of the night. He knelt down and begged me, saying he wanted to borrow a treasure to show off. I was a little annoyed at the time, so I gave him the tickler I had just knocked out the day before yesterday, and lied to him that it was the Heavenly King Nine-Section Sword. I didn't expect him to actually believe it."
His eyes were filled with disbelief. "Impossible? How could the Itchy Scratcher be a Nine-Section Sword? How could the Itchy Scratcher get first place?"
Zhang Ze looked at the eyeballs as if he was mentally retarded, "Are you stupid? Of course it was that idiot who was recognized.
"The Xiao family is a family of weapon refiners, and he is the second son of the leader of the Baideng Alliance. If we don't manipulate him into winning the championship, are we going to publicly say that the thing is just a tickle and slap your Xiao family in the face?
"So, there are still some people who like to flatter him. Using the style of the Spring and Autumn Annals, they changed the order of the incident where he was discovered, and said this stupid incident was his destiny."
Although Emperor Xiao Jing's eyeballs had no mouth, he was somewhat short of breath.
"How could Taizu not recognize the tickle? Could it be that Taizu doesn't know how to refine weapons?"
Faced with this question, Zhang Ze thought for a moment, "It's not that he can't do it at all. He can fly a flying boat, and he's pretty good at it. Well, that's all he knows."
Seeing that Xiao Jing still didn't believe it, Zhang Ze opened the diary again and turned to the front page.
"October 1st. Today I went to ask Xiao Qingyun about the weapon refining method, but this grandson told me that he didn't know how to do it at all.
"I was wondering why all the books he gave me were so new. I thought he was well-maintained, but it turns out he had never read any of them!
“I asked him again, since he had never read it, where did he get the notes in the book.
"He said his new concubine was proficient in the art of refining weapons and copied it for him. I told him to call his concubine over, but he refused to do so. He said that the family heirloom skills were fine, but he couldn't let him see his wife. What if she was attractive and attracted him?
"This bastard actually looked at me like that."
After Zhang Ze finished speaking, he closed the diary, then spread his hands to his eyes and said, "You see, this is what happened."
His eyeballs began to tremble, and he looked as if his faith had collapsed. It seemed that this last emperor must have admired his ancestors very much.
But Zhang Ze still stabbed him in the heart.
“There is also Sanshen Mountain. I actually came up with this place name. It’s rare for me to come up with such a good name.
"If it weren't for me, that place would have been called San Ye Men Mountain by your ancestors.
"The reason I invited you there last was actually to give it one more try. If you were really Xiao Qingyun, then when I told him I wanted to find meteorite iron, he would definitely have happily accompanied me down the mountain to dig the soil instead of looking down on me and making empty promises.
"Xiao Qingyun's success is due to 70% luck, and the remaining 93% is due to his warm and naive spirit.
"Everyone likes to play with him and is happy to hang out with him, so people voluntarily gather around him and give him advice. It's that simple.
"But you guys have turned this idiot from a human being into a high and mighty idol. If Xiao Qingyun farts, you can write a short essay to prove whether the fart smells good or not.
"That is, I wasn't there at the time. I don't know if he died or went somewhere else. Otherwise, I would have left you a copy of 'Hanpi's Daily Notes on Starting a Business' so you can see his true face."
After listening to Zhang Ze, I saw his eyeballs start vibrating.
Emperor Xiao Jing seemed unable to accept this.
But after shaking for a long time, the eyes suddenly stopped and became calm again.
"So you suspected me from the beginning?"
Zhang Ze shook his head.
"No, when I first came in, I didn't know this was my dream, my memory.
"Although I later learned about the diary and discovered that Xiao Qingyun's behavior was slightly different from what was recorded in the diary, I didn't think too much about it and just thought that I was beautifying Xiao Qingyun's stupid behavior.
"We are brothers after all, he is so stupid, I might feel embarrassed too.
"It wasn't until later, when a shadowy figure came into my room and stole my diary, that I realized something was wrong.
“The diary wasn’t lost, but the pornographic book was. If this had really happened in the past, I would have written it down in my diary, but the record for that day was blank.
"So, I began to suspect that there were bad people around me. I counted them and finally suspected Xiao Qingyun, who was showing abnormal behavior.
"I reviewed everything he had done and found that all his actions were consistent with what was recorded in history books.
“Someone is playing him and trying to maintain his shiny image.
"Perhaps only Xiao Qingyun's die-hard fans or his descendants would do this.
"I won't, anyway."
After Zhang Ze finished speaking, he took out the diary from his arms and shook it in front of his eyes.
"As for why I know you are Xiao Jing, that's even simpler."
"It's obvious that this Jade Book Tower is your property. Who else but you can get involved in this and cause trouble?
"You stole this diary from the ancestor's tomb in Longhu Mountain, right? You want to know what's inside, right?"
The eyes didn't say anything, but from the looks of it, it seemed that he agreed to this matter.
Zhang Ze continued shaking the diary, "But this diary has restrictions. If you want to know the rest of the content, you can only walk my path again.
"Unfortunately, I have disappeared from history. You can't find any information about me. You can't pretend even if you want to.
“You are not me.
"That's why you came up with this idea, hiding your eyes in this illusion, ready to wait and see.
"You left behind so many arrangements, just to wait for me to be resurrected. After I discovered the Jade Book Tower, I would walk into it like a shrew and personally help you unlock the secrets of the second half of this diary."
Zhang Ze opened the blank second half of the diary and showed it to Eyeball.
"Smart, worthy of being Taizu's close friend." His eyeballs merged into the shadows around him again. He controlled the slender shadows and clapped his hands lightly.
"But you are wrong about one thing, I don't have any ill will towards you.
"So there's no need to delay any further, and there's no need to waste your energy. With your current abilities, you won't be able to leave here, and that little thing can't help you."
Zhang Ze heard this and thought that Xiao Jing had seen through his intentions. He was shocked at first, but when he heard what he said, "little thing," he was stunned again.
I am indeed delaying time, but what is this little thing?
Zhang Ze looked back and found that the little earth fairy had run away to a far place behind him. The little guy was digging the ground with a small wooden sword, as if he wanted to dig a hole to escape.
Zhang Ze felt relieved upon seeing this, and turned back to speak to Yanzhuzi.
"By the way, I have to tell you something about this. That little thing isn't actually mine. Strictly speaking, it's yours."
Xiao Jing's eyes rolled up, "Mine?"
Zhang Ze, "Yes, it's yours. This is how I got it..."
After Zhang Ze told it about the identity of the little earth fairy and some of his embarrassing behaviors, Xiao Jing's eyes fell silent again.
After a moment, it decided to skip the topic.
So embarrassing.
"Don't worry, it's common for magic tools to have a few defective ones. But I really have no ill will towards you, I just want to cooperate with you."
"Oh, tell me about it." Zhang Ze took out a thermos cup from his sleeve, moistened his mouth, and then, like the old man, gestured to Xiao Jing's eyes to continue talking. He had just talked too much and his mouth was a little dry.
Emperor Xiao Jing ignored Zhang Ze’s old-fashioned behavior and continued.
"You are a person with a destiny. You are able to come here. I think you have obtained the Mysterious Mirror from the Eight Birds Cave I set up.
"Using the Mysterious Mirror, I found the Four Saints' Tomb that I left behind. Finally, I got the clue to the Jade Book Abyss from the stone statue of your confidante.
"It is destiny, and I set up the game according to destiny. This is also proof."
Hearing the chattering of his eyes, Zhang Ze paused drinking the hot water and began to think.
Think about what these eyes are saying.
"Eight Birds Cave?"
"Hmm... I think it's Elder Wang's lover, Auntie Bird of Hancheng and her family. So that place is called Eight Birds Cave? Was he the one who left the Mysterious Mirror there?"
"What are those Four Saints' Tombs? The Xiangxiang statue... Oh, it's Xiaoxuan. Does the Xuanjian even have the function of guiding tomb robbers? Why didn't it tell me?"
'Never mind, it must be because I didn't ask.'
"So how did I get in there? ... I remember now, it was Brother Feng's fault. He cast a teleportation talisman crookedly and got stuck in there... Oh, by the way, where did Brother Feng go? It's been a while since I last saw him."
"As for the Jade Book Abyss... should I tell Xiao Jing about it? The Jade Book Abyss has long been the backyard of the Sword Sect's Jingzhou Sword Pavilion, and the Jade Book Building has been demolished. Now the area outside the Jade Book Building has been turned into a commercial street..."
"Wait, that's not right. Shouldn't we start with the Spirit Snake Rudder? Am I, A-Li, so shameless? Or is it that A-Li has nothing to do with him?"
Zhang Ze went over what Xiao Jing said. Although it was a little off topic, he still roughly understood its meaning.
I think it was the great Emperor Xiao Jing who planned everything out and arranged a series of passionate and kingly adventures full of destiny and guidance for me after I woke up.
He wanted to use this to put himself under control.
But unfortunately, due to the changes in the world, all the designs became a mess. Some lost their memory, some were dug up, and all the foreshadowings were not used at all.
I was completely wrong in the process, but ended up getting here with everything right.
But then again, does this mean that this eyeball knows nothing about what's happening outside?
He was offline? And for quite a long time?
After thinking it through, Zhang Ze felt somewhat regretful.
I should have known not to be so impatient.
He calculated the time and thought that Old Tang and the others should have already started.
We have to hurry and squeeze more information out of this broken eyeball.
Otherwise it will be too late.
"I hope the Taoist priests will be more cautious."
——The dividing line where Mee Mee is still digging a hole——
Outside the fantasy world.
Construction is underway at the Yushu Tower.
A hole was opened on the pointed head of the Jade Book Tower, and the tiles and beams were removed. The elders from Longhu Mountain and the Sword Sect surrounded the hole, standing in their respective positions, waiting for instructions from below.
In the open space beside the Jade Book Building, Old Tang was holding a blueprint, pretending to look at it. It wasn't until he realized he was holding it upside down that he crumpled up the blueprint, which had nothing to do with today's matter, and tossed it aside.
He turned to look at the somewhat nervous Lily, waved his hand and said, "Go!"
"Boss, he really asked me to do this..." Lily said tremblingly.
"Hasn't Chen Qin explained everything clearly? The plan has been discussed many times. There's no problem. You can just give orders without any worries," said Old Tang.
"Don't worry, even though this method was proposed by the boss himself, does he really know how to refine weapons? If something goes wrong, Chen Qin will definitely kill me first. Master Dao, you should do it. You are so respected and virtuous that no one dares to kill you."
Old Tang quickly waved his hand and said, "I won't come. I'm old and my hands are shaking."
Lily: "…"
"My hands shake even though I'm young..." Lily continued to shirk responsibility.
Old Tang said, "Don't worry, I have medicine for hand tremors."
As he spoke, Old Tang took out a pill as big as a bowl.
Lily, "Master, why don't you eat it yourself?"
Old Tang, "This medicine treats children but not the elderly."
Lily: "…"
Perhaps because she felt that there was no future in arguing with Old Tang, Lily had no choice but to take on this arduous task. She wore the Iron Man Thousand Mech suit and flew into the air.
After taking a few deep breaths to calm down, he began to direct the cutting work.
Thanks to the efforts of this luxurious welding team composed of the Heavenly Master of Longhu Mountain and the elders of the Sword Sect, the pillar in the middle of the Jade Book Tower, which was actually the flagpole of the Human Emperor, was soon cut and separated, and taken out from the hole at the top of the Jade Book Tower.
The giant turtle Zhuluo sacrificed his two tortoise shells, one up and one down, and as the water flowed, the pillar regained its stability.
Seeing that nothing happened, Lily breathed a sigh of relief. She flew around the pillar several times and finally stopped at a place. She held a flying sword borrowed from Chen Qin in her hand and gestured at that place for a long time, but did not dare to take action.
Li Guanqi watched for a long time and was about to step forward when he saw Chen Qin fly over and take the flying sword back.
"Let me do it. My hands don't shake. Tell me where to mark it?" Chen Qin said.
"Here, and here..."
After realizing that she didn't have to take the blame, Lily stopped trembling. She took Chen Qin and circled around the pillar, marking out one point after another.
After everything was marked, Lily checked twice more. Only after everything was correct did Chen Qin pull Lily away and then turned around and called out, "Mom!"
As soon as the mother's voice fell, countless fine sword energies appeared around the giant pillar and began to decompose and cut the formation on it.
What Zhang Ze finally asked Chen Qin to convey was the method to break the illusion from the outside.
——Caesarean section operation in progress——
Return to the original Jade Book fantasy world.
"What cooperation? Tell me, I want to hear it." Zhang Ze tightened the cup lid.
Seeing Zhang Ze's agreement, Xiao Jing continued.
"First, of course, it's the contents of this diary. I want to know where you went after the establishment of Dong Qi.
"You should also want to know about this now, so our demands are the same. Just treat me as a fellow traveler.
"Whatever you decide to do, I will fully support you in all your decisions. I will carry on the legacy of my ancestors and walk with you once again."
"Although Dongqi should no longer exist, the new dynasty that unites the four continents is still under my control. I will help you with whatever you want."
Zhang Ze, "..."
Unify the four continents?
New Dynasty?
WTF?
Didn’t he break the four continents into three?
Although it is not known what Emperor Xiao Jing had planned in the first place, it is obvious that he went too far, and he went quite far.
But the eyeball didn't know this, it thought its plan was still under control...
So should I tell him the truth?
Forget it, what if he goes crazy after knowing the truth.
Zhang Ze suppressed the urge to tell the truth and said to Xiao Jing's eyes, "Well, I like lying flat the most. Your idea is good. Go on."
While asking questions, Zhang Ze prayed that Old Tang and the others would be slower.
But unfortunately, there were too many people who cared about Zhang Ze, and they didn't delay for a moment.
Just as Emperor Xiao Jing was about to continue painting the pie in the sky, a beam of light hit him.
Then there was a dizzying moment, and when Emperor Xiao Jing came to his senses, he found himself in a valley.
The sky above his head was bright, and there were green mountains and clear waters all around him. Not only that, but there were also many people looking at him.
There were people even standing in the trees.
"Where is this?" Emperor Xiao Jing's eyes were a little confused.
Zhang Ze sighed, slid back behind his mother-in-law, and showed half of his head.
"Qianji Pavilion, welcome."
(End of this chapter)
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