You said you were going to make games, how did you become the richest man without doing anything?

Chapter 326: A solo game, sales exploded, Fan Langtao was shocked: Can this be popular? (2 in 1)

This time it was still a ten-pull series, and I got three UR items, but no MR.

Teacher San: "Where can't we sell toilet paper?"

De Gang: "We've been selling in India for three years and haven't sold a single one."

Teacher San: “Impossible!”

[Mood value deducted by 35]

Sanren was aggrieved: "Impossible? Damn, as the game difficulty increases, the deduction rate of mood value also increases?!"

Degang: "His father was so exhausted from paying the bills that he even sold one of his kidneys."

Teacher San: "This is a desperate situation."

Degang: "Later, I continued my business and went to India to sell chopsticks."

Teacher San: "What are you selling?"

De Gang: "Finally sold that kidney too."

Teacher San: "You have to sell it, right?"

The audience laughed like crazy: "Hahahahahahaha!"

A lot of clothes flew onto the stage again. Although there was still no MR, Sanren got a new UR.

Degang: "I lost both my kidneys, so I returned to China and got married to live a down-to-earth life."

Teacher San: "Then why marry a wife?"

The audience in the audience laughed so hard that they fell over.

Barrage:

"Good praise."

"Teacher San has finally reached perfection. He's the supporting actor, not the disruptor."

"Yes, you can't just follow the funny guy. The supporting role needs to be well-structured. When it comes to the punchline, you have to do it well. If you do it well, and even have a callback, that's awesome."

"The IP address above is from Tianjin. The IP address is correct. I believe it."

De Gang: "Actually, I really want to have a formal occasion. Thank you to the person next to me."

Teacher San: "Why are you so polite?"

De Gang: "His contribution to the crosstalk world is enormous."

Teacher San: "I don't deserve this."

De Gang: "Because I only account for 20% of the stage."

Teacher San: "What about the remaining 80%?"

De Gang: "That has to be Mr. San and his family."

Teacher San: "My family is the main one."

De Gang: "A lot of people ask me why I always talk about his father, his wife, and his children on stage. It leaves me speechless."

Teacher San: “Nothing more to say.”

De Gang: "Do you think that just because I mentioned sister-in-law on stage, I would be... puff... so happy?"

Teacher San: "Aren't you just so happy?"

Audience: “Hahahahahahaha!”

Audience in the live broadcast room: "Wow, Teacher Degang can hardly hold back his laughter."

De Gang: "Who am I talking about? Art is fake."

Teacher San: "Is this true for me?"

Audience: “Hahahahahahaha!”

[Mood value +30, full! ]

[Congratulations on achieving a new achievement, two rounds of applause! ]

The live broadcast ends for the day.

After Sanren's hard work over the past few days, Xiaoyaoshe finally reached the box office requirements for the national tour.

Sanren said in the live broadcast room: "Dear viewers, you should be able to get MR tomorrow. Welcome everyone to come to the live broadcast room to support us."

After the live broadcast ended that day, the sales of "The Strongest Crosstalk Master" continued to expand, with a total daily sales of 240 million!
Some variety shows and crosstalk shows have also begun to try it out.

In an interview program on Jianghai TV's professional crosstalk TV program "Crosstalk World", the host invited a crosstalk actor to try out the game.

After the trial, the actor exclaimed:

"Even from a professional perspective like mine, there's nothing wrong with this game.

For example, I am the supporting role, and this game also reflects the supporting role:
First, speak fast.
Second, what you say should remind the audience so that they know what is funny.

Third, the timing is different, and the way of supporting is also different. For example, at the beginning, try not to confront the funny guy to find work. Just follow along if you can, and let the audience slowly get into the mood. When they are almost in, then take the right to speak.

In this regard, the game Taoyuanxiang can be said to be very professional in the design of lines and rhythm!
It is very likely that there are employees among their internal staff who are very knowledgeable about crosstalk."

The players watching the show were immediately amused:
"Could it be that all the employees of Taoyuan Township have been listening to crosstalk recently?"

"Oh my god, if that's the case, then the benefits of this company must be really good!"

"Haven't you heard of it? This company is well-known in the gaming industry for not doing its job properly. People often photograph the game development team eating, drinking and having fun everywhere."

……

The sixth day of live broadcast begins.

Thanks to Sanren's hard work, his Xiaoyao Club has become very well-known across the country.

Under his operation, the troupe toured the country for several rounds and even performed overseas.

Soon, Sanren held a most popular overseas special performance, with an audience of over ten thousand!

De Gang: "Today, it's a rare opportunity for us to be overseas, so let's talk about people and things other than me and Mr. San."

Teacher San: “That’s right.”

De Gang: "Let's continue talking about Mr. San's father. Our crosstalk cannot be separated from his father."

Teacher San: "Okay, I knew it."

De Gang: "Teacher San is a simple and kind person."

Teacher San: "You flatter me."

De Gang: "This is the same as their old man. His father and I have the best relationship."

[Option 1: I love my grandson.]

[Option 2: You have a good relationship.]

Teacher San chose option one, and the audience's mood plummeted, and everyone shouted for a refund.

Sanren: "Good boy, I subconsciously wanted to do this."

Live broadcast room barrage: "Hahaha, it's okay, we just have fun watching it."

De Gang: "Look, I grew up in their family. He was happy to see me: Let's go and eat!"

Teacher San: "What delicious food do you want to eat?"

De Gang: "I'll take you to Quanjude Roast Chicken Restaurant and we'll eat goose."

Teacher San: "Quanjude has to eat duck."

De Gang: "You can't say the word 'duck' to your father, because your father was hurt by a duck."

Audience: “Hahahahahahaha!”

Crackling!

There were a lot of beautiful women in the front row, and the sound of buttons on clothes flying off could be heard.

Because it was a large theater, the sound this time was particularly spectacular.

Comment: "It seems like the buttons popped even harder on this tour."

Teacher San: "What do you mean by being hurt by a duck?"

De Gang: "It's a long story. When his father was young, he was an apprentice at Quanjude Roast Duck Restaurant."

Teacher San: "Oh, apprentice over there."

Degang: "Think about it, his father entered Quanjude when he was 12 years old."

Teacher San: "Then it would be considered child labor."

De Gang: "When we eat roast duck, we all know that there are onions and sauce. His father learned how to peel onions."

Teacher San: "Okay, do you still need to learn how to peel onions?"

Degang: "The old man was very good at peeling onions. Later he was named the first-class onion chef of Quanjude and he has been doing this for twenty years."

Teacher San: "Well, I've been peeling onions for twenty years."

Audience: “Hahahahahahaha!”

There have been a few women's clothing items on the stage, but the quality is not very high.

De Gang: "Later, someone came to poach our employees."

Teacher San: "Is there anyone who can do the work of peeling onions?"

Degang: "The Goubuli people from Tianjin came to poach him. Doesn't that bun stuffing have to have green onions?"

Teacher San: “That’s true.”

De Gang: "I came here to poach your father. When I arrived at Quanjude, I heard you have a Chow Chow here?"

Teacher San: "The Chow Chow is a dog, and that's called Onion Master!"

"Hahahahahaha!"

The audience laughed so hard that they fell over.
Crackling!

The sounds of buttons and zippers being unbuttoned came one after another.

SSR-level women's clothing has already flown onto the stage, and even high-level recruitment tickets have dropped!

Barrage: "Oh oh oh, maybe there will be other treasures?"

"The overseas audience is also quite big."

But the players have to stay steady. The performance rhythm cannot be disrupted. If the combo is interrupted, all the previous efforts will be wasted.

De Gang: "But Quanjude won't let you go. Call the old man over and say: Goubuli wants you to go, are you going or not?"

Teacher San: "Are you going or not?"

De Gang: "Let's go! I want to change to a new environment to develop."

Teacher San: “This is still ambitious.”

De Gang: "Quanjude said: You can leave, but you don't have to pay the bill."

Teacher San: "It's understandable that I'll be paid less for a few months."

De Gang: "No, Quanjude has a rule that you can only pay the bill if you retire at the age of 60."

Teacher San: "Ah? Twenty years of work for nothing?"

Degang: "The old man is gone too. Let's go to Goubuli and learn how to peel garlic first."

Teacher San: "This is such a waste of talent."

De Gang: "He peels garlic better than onions! When other people peel garlic, they tend to damage the skin with their nails, and then they can't serve it to customers."

Teacher San: "That really doesn't look good."

De Gang: "When the old man peels garlic, if there are any bad ones, he will eat them directly."

Teacher San: "Eating some garlic is fine."

De Gang: "I worked at Goubuli for another twenty years, then resigned."

Teacher San: “Why?”

De Gang: "I can't take it anymore."

Audience: “Hahahahahahaha!”

All kinds of women's clothing, jewelry, and high heels flew onto the stage like flowers scattered from heaven!

Teacher San: "Who can stand eating garlic every day?"

De Gang: "Goubuli said: You can leave without paying."

Teacher San: "Why aren't you paying the bill again?"

De Gang: "Goubuli's rule is to settle accounts once you reach the age of 140."

Teacher San: "I don't think you're going to pay anyone."

De Gang: "When the old man comes out, he is full of abilities."

Teacher San: "Is peeling onions and garlic considered a skill?"

Degang: "While his father peeled onions and garlic, he watched the chefs cooking every day. But in those days, without a chef's license, he could only cook for people in the company cafeteria."

Teacher San: "Stir-fry some big pot dishes."

De Gang: "His father did a great job, but it's a pity that he was framed later."

Teacher San: "Who framed him, a cook?"

De Gang: "There was a saying in the past: If the cook doesn't steal, the crops won't be harvested. His father took things and someone reported him."

Teacher San: "What can you take?"

De Gang: "Rock sugar, salt, MSG..."

Teacher San: "It's just a small seasoning, how much is it worth?"

Degang: "Onions, ginger, garlic, steamed buns, rice..."

Teacher San: "This is pure frame-up."

Degang: "Steamer, steamer..."

Teacher San: “Yes, it’s a bit excessive.”

De Gang: "Refrigerator, freezer, electric fan..."

Teacher San: "Oh my gosh."

De Gang: "Tables, chairs, benches, beams, doors, windows, and floor tiles..."

Teacher San: "There's nothing left."

De Gang: "Waitress..."

Teacher San: "Good guy."

De Gang: "This whole place is razed to the ground!"

Teacher San: "My father works for a moving company, right?"

Audience: “Hahahahahahaha!”

Degang: "The leader of the unit was standing there crying while taking his lunch box to get his meal."

Teacher San: “Why are you crying?”

Degang: "The leader said: I remember our unit has a cafeteria!"

Audience: “Hahahahahahaha!”

A certain girl was laughing so hard that her waist was bent, her long hair swaying gently with her laughter. From time to time, she wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, and her clothes flew off one by one.

A certain intellectual beauty wearing glasses smiled with her eyes narrowed into slits, and her hands were pressed on her chest, as if trying to prevent the bear from flying off her body.

A high school girl with a low sense of humor next to her kept clapping her legs, and her over-the-knee socks naturally fell off and flew onto the stage.

【Achieve twenty consecutive hits!】

Among the densely packed women's clothing on the stage,

suddenly!

Sanren discovered a piece of clothing that was shimmering with colorful light.

[Classic Blue and White Stripes (MR)]

Description: A cotton hat that smells like strawberries, perhaps someone is anxiously looking for it.

Effect: All basic attributes of the club are increased by 15%.

The LSPs in the live broadcast room were instantly excited:

"Wow, I finally got an MR costume."

"Here it comes! A classic addition to stockings from Taoyuan Township is here: a cotton hat!"

"Damn it, whose team is the Shadow Priest? I couldn't even see which audience member in the audience dropped this piece of clothing. I don't have any other intentions, I just want to return it to her personally."

Congratulations! You have achieved a career achievement and cleared the career mode. The "Straight Guy Identity" has been unlocked. You can freely switch between identities in subsequent games.

Sanren said excitedly: "Good boy, it's finally my turn to confront others?"

Barrage: "Hahaha, Mr. San has been holding it in for a long time."

After the game ended that day, Sanren summarized his gaming experience over the past few days in the live broadcast room:
“As a Tianjin native, this game is the best quality and most interesting game I’ve played recently!
This game is quite professional for me.
Actually, how should I put it? Crosstalk does have a formula.

Moreover, participating in the performance yourself and watching others perform are two different things. The feeling of wearing VR and being in the theater in person is unparalleled!

Whether you like crosstalk or just want to have fun, you can try this game."

The audience in the live broadcast room praised:
"Sanren's voice acting and performance really elevate the game's gameplay. The ups and downs of your voice when delivering the supporting role are truly the hallmark of crosstalk."

Afterwards, the audience expressed their amazement at the game itself:

"Hahaha, this game is really great. After I bought it, I had more fun playing it than watching a crosstalk show. I even trained my abdominal muscles!"

"Indeed, I really like the creativity of this game. It uses all kinds of memes to great effect. It is simply the epitome of crosstalk culture!"

"I'm a crosstalk enthusiast with no connections to the industry, and this game can be considered my crosstalk training class."

"The feeling of participating in the tour in the VR theater is so real. It's hard to imagine that crosstalk can be combined with VR. Taoyuan Township did a great job!"

"This isn't just a game; it's a platform for fellow enthusiasts to connect and exchange ideas. I've made several new friends on the strategy forum these past few days!"

After the live broadcast ended that day, the live broadcast of Sanren’s crosstalk jokes quickly became popular.

The secondary creations, commentary and strategy related to the anchor broke the circle and became trending searches:
#Sanren’s happy gaming time#
#The strongest crosstalk master's MR-level costume is revealed#
#Share your favorite crosstalk master moment#
Driven by these slices and trending searches, players began to rush to buy the game.

After one week on the market, total sales exceeded 1100 million!
At the same time, it boosted Taoyuan Shenyou’s sales by 18%!

A week after the game was released, many gaming media outlets began to release ratings and editorial reviews:
Youxia.com: 9 points

The ancient art of crosstalk is perfectly presented in "The Strongest Crosstalk Master", with frequent laughs, becoming one of the representatives of this year's happy gaming time.

Chule.com: 8.8 points

There is no need to say much about the overall quality of the game. It exceeded 1100 million in a week, demonstrating the strong appeal of crosstalk-themed games - no, it should be said that the reason why this theme is attractive is because it comes from Taoyuan Township.

Game Frontline: 9.5 points

The success of "The Strongest Crosstalk Master" lies not only in its cheerful and funny rhythm, but also in the rich clothing collection system within the game. This was initially thought to be a bug, but unexpectedly it turned out to be a game feature design that left LSP powerless to resist!

In addition to the high scores given by major gaming media, professional media in the crosstalk field also gave it positive reviews, and many crosstalk actors forwarded and recommended it.

For a time, "The Strongest Crosstalk Master" was so popular on the entire network that it even caught up with the two FPS games of Longteng and Youyi.

……

Jianghai City, Longteng Group Building.

Fan Langtao, sitting in his office, was completely stunned by the praises on the screen.

"Can this TM be popular?"

During the week when Crosstalk Master was listed, Fan Langtao's demeanor changed like a roller coaster, from calmness at the beginning to shock and astonishment later. Everything happened too fast and caught him off guard.

He looked at the soaring sales figures on the computer screen, the corners of his mouth drooped slightly, and the mouse kept shaking in his hand.

He couldn't help but take a deep breath, trying to calm himself, but he couldn't hide the shock and doubt in his eyes.
Press your palms to your forehead, trying to relieve the confusion in your mind.

He initially thought that this game's reputation couldn't be any worse except for the bug that caused the audience to lose their clothes. He didn't expect that Taoyuan Township, as if by divine intervention, would actually package this bug into a game feature.
It can even be said that it is the core selling point that helps the game break through the circle?

"Who the hell would believe this?!"

After doubting his life for a moment, Fan Langtao suddenly shuddered!
Could it be that... this kid Lu Yu did all this on purpose? !
(End of this chapter)