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Chapter 325: Teacher San draws a top-notch apprentice, drops UR clothing, and the game becomes incredibly popular! (2 in 1)

Sanren checks the two SSR costumes:

[Beautiful Night (SSR)]

Description: A deep purple evening gown with a flowing midnight light.

Effect: When a combo is achieved, the audience's mood value increases by an additional 15%.

【Blue Fantasy (SSR)】

Description: Blue lace bear top with dreamy wing decoration.

Effect: Increases audience immersion in the performance, makes it easier to trigger laughs, and increases combo probability by +15%.

Someone in the barrage expressed envy: "The two pieces of clothing that Mr. San dropped are quite good. Combos are one of the core gameplays of the game."

Someone reminded: "Wait, if the bear top is exposed, won't we be able to see the benefits?"

The audience in the live broadcast room looked around at the audience seats of the game and soon found the audience whose clothes were torn.

But unfortunately, her shy look with her shoulders hugged was blocked by the shadow of the theater.

The audience in the live broadcast room was shocked: "Zhao! Whose team is the shadow priest?!"

De Gang: "Everyone knows that this teacher next to me, San, has been a woman of kindness since she was a child."

Teacher San: "That's called being kind to others."

De Gang: "He and his wife are a childhood sweetheart."

Teacher San: "That's called childhood sweethearts!"

De Gang: "The couple is so loving. I have never seen anyone in the world who loves his wife so much."

Teacher San: "It is indeed love."

De Gang: "That's not love, that's filial piety."

Teacher San: "My goodness, is that my wife or my mother?"

【Five consecutive hits! 】

"Hahahahahaha!"

The audience in the audience laughed so hard that many female audience members' buttons started to break off again.

De Gang: "One day, the couple cooked a table full of dishes, and he called me: Brother, come and have dinner."

Teacher San: "I'm inviting you to be my guest."

De Gang: "I said: I'm busy, I don't have time to go, let's do it another time, and then I hung up on him."

Teacher San: “I didn’t make it.”

Degang: "Then my sister-in-law called me and said: You are going to die! I told you to come quickly!"

Now, not only did the audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter, but even the audience in the live broadcast room were stunned, and the barrage of "2333" was flooding the screen like crazy!

[Option 1: We didn't ask you to come.]

[Option 2: I’m calling you.]

[Option 3: What happened? ]

Teacher San chose option one and was booed and pelted with eggs by the audience again.

Sanren felt wronged: "I really didn't ask him to come."

Barrage:

"Hahaha, Degang's baggage hasn't been revealed yet, I'm getting anxious."

"Come on, Mr. San, I see a lot of new female viewers, and the buttons on their clothes are almost loose. Don't lose touch again, hold on!"

Degang: "Sister-in-law, I'll be there soon!"

Teacher San: "Who are you?"

De Gang: "We arrived at his house. There was a table full of food in the room. The three of them were eating and drinking."

Teacher San: “This is happiness.”

Degang: "My sister-in-law put down her chopsticks after eating half of it."

Teacher San: "What are you doing?"

De Gang: "Teacher San quickly asked: Your Majesty?"

Teacher San: "Is your Majesty behaving properly?"

Audience: “Hahahahahahaha!”

The commentators were amused: "When Mr. Sanren gets married in the future, he will probably be dominated by his wife."

The audience below burst into applause and whistles, and more and more clothes flew onto the stage.

But this time, there are only 3 R, 2 SR, and no rarer clothes.

Degang: "My sister-in-law said I want to drink soy milk."

Teacher San: "Oh, I'm greedy."

De Gang: "Teacher San replied immediately: Yeah!"

Teacher San: "Wow, he's become a eunuch now."

Audience: “Hahahahahahaha!”

Degang: "It's 7 o'clock in the evening now. He left home to drive and came back at 11:."

Teacher San: "It's been several hours."

Degang: "His wife and I were both drunk."

Teacher San: "You guys wait for me."

Degang: "I say, wake up, it's just right to drink soy milk to sober up."

Teacher San: "Ahahaha, here comes the soy milk!"

The audience in the audience laughed so hard that they fell over, and two more R-rated clothes floated up.

The live broadcast room barrage: "Wow, Teacher San is imitating chicken soup for the soul."

Degang: "My sister-in-law and I each have a bowl of soy milk."

Teacher San: "After you finish drinking, I still have to wash the dishes."

Degang: "Sister-in-law put down the bowl: I want to eat pancakes!"

Teacher San: "Why is this happening again?"

Degang: "It has to be Tianjin's Jianbingguozi!"

Teacher San: "Okay, I'll buy it right away."

De Gang: "Driving to Jinmen, these pancake stalls don't open at midnight. We have to wait until six in the morning at the latest."

Teacher San: "Look, why am I going there so early?"

De Gang: "I waited until after six o'clock and finally bought the pancake."

Teacher San: "Just for a tunnel."

De Gang: "Wait until I finish buying things at the stalls and then come back. I'll be in the capital by 10 am."

Teacher San: “Almost.”

De Gang: "Look, I have to pack up and go home."

Teacher San: "This is not the time for you to stay!"

De Gang: "The three of us are a family."

Teacher San: "Don't get involved!"

The audience in the audience were already laughing to tears, and many of them were laughing so hard that they almost choked: "Hahahahahahaha!"

【10 hits! 】

[Achieve a new achievement: complete ten consecutive supporting roles for the first time, and be rewarded with a theater-exclusive decoration, a "High-end Wall-mounted Folding Fan."]

Colorful clothes flew over from the audience and fell all over the stage.

The VR device constantly simulates the sweet fragrance of clothes.

One LSP in the barrage exclaimed: "Wow, this place is simply paradise."

Among the eight new clothes that flew up, an SSR item appeared:

【Sakura Fairy (SSR)】

Description: The cherry blossom skirt, interwoven with pink and white, is as light as a fairy.

Effect: When recruiting apprentices, it is easier to recruit apprentices of higher rarity.

……

After today's theater performance is successfully completed, the game prompts:
"Xiaoyaoshe" has reached the required box office revenue scale, and can now start recruiting apprentices.

Immediately afterwards, Sanren entered the disciple recruitment interface.

The quality of the apprentice is divided into levels from R to SSR.

On the poster of the apprentice recruitment interface, there is a picture of the top-quality SSR apprentice hidden in the apprentice pool:

Yue Yunpeng, Guo Qilin, Sun Yue, Luan Yunping, Shaobing, Meng Hetang, Qin Xiaoxian, Zhang Helun, Zhang Jiuling...

Spend 10 yuan of operating funds on a recruitment,
Spend 100 million in operating funds on ten recruitments, and you are guaranteed to get an apprentice with SR qualifications.

Using the "Advanced Recruitment Contract" to recruit can increase the chance of recruiting high-rarity apprentices.
There is a chance that high-level recruiting contracts will pop up from the audience during national and global tours.

Sanren: "We are now rich in Xiaoyao Club, we have no shortage of money, and we have the lucky clothes we just got as a guarantee, so we are not afraid of it, let's do ten consecutive draws!"

Sanren's finger slid lightly across the screen, and the golden recruitment contracts flashed on the screen, unlocking them one by one.

The animation of ten recruitments reached the eighth time, and a bright colorful light and shadow popped up:

[New apprentice—Yue Yunpeng appears! ]

In the picture, a chubby figure wearing a mandarin jacket appears, and Yue Yunpeng's signature smile appears on his face.

"Okay, okay, it's a great draw!" Sanren said in surprise.

The barrage is also flooding the screen:

"Damn, what kind of luck is this, host?"

"I'm Chao, the first one to win ten consecutive games with Yue Yunpeng, what a god-like start."

"Absorb the teacher's energy, inhale, inhale, inhale, inhale..."

"Damn it! I've been grinding like crazy these past two days for my operating funds, saved up 30 draws, and got nothing. It's all thanks to my SR apprentice who's keeping me going. I'm so jealous!"

Whenever a new SSR apprentice appears, a unique appearance animation will be played.

Soon, the scene showed Yue Yunpeng chasing a taxi with Liu Yan sitting in it.

Yue Yunpeng chased and shouted:

"Will we meet again?"

"Swallow, please be happy when we meet again, okay?"

"I am no longer in your world. It doesn't matter. You have to be happy and content."

"Swallow, Swallow, Swallow, how can I live without you... Swallow, please take me away, Swallow."

The barrage music is crazy:
"Taoyuan Township, you've really had enough, hahaha."

"666666, you're really into memes."

"No, I'm dying of laughter. Listening to the crosstalk was hilarious enough, but this card-drawing animation is absolutely killer, hahahahahaha!"

Afterwards, Sanren entered the theater decoration interface.

"Dear audience, I know the routine of this game. If you want to achieve a positive cycle of resources, you must accumulate more clothes collection.

In other words, female audience members must be allowed to sit in the front row as much as possible, because the back row is too far away and the clothes cannot fly up at all.

Everyone, just watch me operate it."

Afterwards, Sanren readjusted the front seats, using comfortable seats suitable for girls, and the seat cushions were embroidered with girlish patterns.

In addition, the front row lighting effects have been readjusted and soft colors have been selected to fill the entire theater with a romantic and warm atmosphere. The sound effects have also been upgraded.

At the same time, Sanren arranged a cosmetics lottery on the front seats to attract female audiences to sit in the front row.

The most amazing thing is that Sanren decided to change the backrests of all the front seats into mirrored backrests made of makeup mirrors!

In addition, the theater floor in the first few rows has been changed to a mirrored floor with good reflective effect.

The barrage was shocking:

"Hiss... I always thought the mirrored floor was for the benefit of LSP. Nice, Mr. San, well done!"

"GKDGKD, I can't wait to see the results of the renovation!"

After the third day of live broadcast, as live broadcast clips were gradually leaked, the public opinion influence of "The Strongest Crosstalk Master" continued to expand.

Entries related to live streaming were trending on Weibo: #三人神抽越云鹏#
#Mr. San's exclusive theater decoration secrets#
#Sanren's strongest crosstalk master live broadcast reaches a new high in popularity! #
On the third day, sales continued to soar against the trend, reaching 190 million units in a single day!

……

On the fourth day, when Sanren started live streaming, the live streaming room had already gathered 400 million views!
When the audience entered the venue before the performance, everyone saw that there were more beautiful women in the front row.

Barrage:

"Oh my god, the anchor's decoration is very effective. I will decorate like this later."

"The female audience in the front row today seems to be even more likely to drop a high-rarity costume than before. Is there a higher chance of it dropping?"

The show begins.

De Gang: "Nowadays, all walks of life are advancing by leaps and bounds, and I am the only one lagging behind. I need to learn."

Teacher San: "I will definitely support you if you work hard."

De Gang: "I want to install a 2,000-story elevator in the Himalayas."

Teacher San: "You are reading this drawing upside down."

Audience: “Hahahahahahahahahahaha.”

De Gang: “Food is sold on every floor.”

Teacher San: "Just eating."

De Gang: "The first layer is pancakes, the second layer is fried dough sticks, and the third layer is pancakes."

Teacher San: "It's quite filling."

De Gang: "The restroom on the fourth floor."

Teacher San: "Bathroom?"

De Gang: "From the fourth floor up, they sell food. I'll take a break on the fourth floor after finishing each portion."

The audience went crazy with laughter: “Hahahahahahaha!”

[Option 1: This person is quite straightforward.]

[Option 2: You'll be blocked in the elevator.]

Sanren chose number two, and the audience booed and some started throwing buns at him.

Sanren: "Hey guys, didn't the audience throw eggs before? How come the weapons have been upgraded?"

Game Tips:

[As your influence grows, and the audience's actions go awry, the objects they throw onto the stage will become more threatening.]

The barrage music is crazy:
"This group of spectators dare to throw buns now, I can't imagine what they will throw in the future!"

"Hahaha, don't be afraid, Mr. San. Isn't dodging this much easier than dodging the thorns of 'I Wanner'?"

De Gang: "We still have to be practical."

Teacher San: "Yes, you have to do it according to your ability."

De Gang: "In fact, the most important thing about crosstalk is to keep pace with the times."

Teacher San: “It’s about making progress.”

De Gang: "In the future, we can even have intelligent supporting role robots."

Teacher San: "Are you planning to kick me out?"

Audience: “Hahahahahahaha!”

In the front row of the audience, the sound of buttons flying began to be heard one after another.

The LSPs in the live broadcast room were getting more and more excited: "Oh, thank you for installing the mirror floor, it's a feast for the eyes!"

De Gang: "Just do it as you say, one to one. Then I won't need you anymore."

Teacher San: "You are not right."

De Gang: "Not only will I not need you, but by then, I won't need anyone else either."

Teacher San: “Oh?”

De Gang: "For example, if there is a performance tomorrow, it will lie down on the ground and I will ride it there."

Teacher San: "Is this more tiring than walking?"

The beauties in the front row are shaking with excitement!
Colorful clothes flew towards the stage in unison!

A total of 10 costumes were revealed to the audience, and one of them was even of UR-level quality for the first time!
[Achievement, ten consecutive draws of clothing! ]

Sanren clicked on the information about the UR item:
【Louis Vuitton hollow black silk (UR)】

Description: This is a brand of fishnet stockings that girls love very much. Paired with Valentino high heels, it is a classic two-piece set.

Effect: The front row of the theater becomes 15% more attractive to female audiences.

Set Effect: Attack Speed ​​Set (2/2): Increases the audience's mood value by 15% (effective)

The barrage refreshes the screen:

"Oh my god, this is the first time black stockings have been exposed, and the effect is superb. Congratulations to the host!"

"You've got all the attack speed gear already?"

"I've been grinding for three days and haven't gotten a single attack speed item. Jealousy has completely distorted my personality."

"As expected of a paradise, the stockings are late but they're here!"

"Classic! I was saying, if we follow Taoyuan Township's corporate culture, how could there be no stockings!"

De Gang: "The crosstalk artist next to me is very good."

Teacher San: “Why?”

Degang: "Because his master is good. His master is a famous crosstalk enthusiast."

Teacher San: "My master is a hobbyist?"

De Gang: "What should it be called?"

Teacher San: "A veteran crosstalk artist."

De Gang: "I have a very good relationship with their family."

Teacher San: “We have a good relationship.”

Degang: "One day, he was kneeling at the door."

Teacher San: "What did I do wrong?"

De Gang: "Call me: Come and help me quickly, something happened."

Teacher San: "This is urgent."

De Gang: “We arrived at his door.”

Teacher San: "You need to walk more lightly."

De Gang: "What's wrong, brother? Teacher San: It's okay, my sister-in-law is angry, go in and help me talk her out."

Teacher San: "Wow, you're still angry."

De Gang: "I stepped over him."

Teacher San: "Can't you just take the right path?"

De Gang: "Good fellow, he persuaded me until 12: the next day."

Teacher San: "Can I buy another set of Jianbing Guozi?"

The audience laughed so hard that they fell over: "Hahahahahaha!"

Game Tips: [Congratulations on your new achievement, your first call back!]

The audience in the live broadcast room was also very happy:
"Hahahahahaha!"

"Killing me!"

"You're having a fight with Jianbing Guozi, right?"

"Can this be connected to the previous burden?"

"This is called a call back, a professional comedy technique. Teacher San is awesome."

The performance that day once again ended with explosive box office revenue and increased number of fans.

Before Sanren ended his live broadcast, he discovered that the game had unlocked new features.

"We can soon continue to expand Xiaoyao Society's empire to new cities!"

Barrage:

"I'm really looking forward to it. I hope I can go on the Xiaoyaoshe global tour soon!"

……

After the live broadcast ended that day, with the popularity of "The Strongest Crosstalk Master", more and more secondary creations began to break the circle.

Major video websites were quickly dominated by videos made by people who like to have fun:

【Electronic Music Ghost】Practice of Calligraphy in the Square: Roll, Roll, Roll, Roll, Roll...

【Ghostly Lyrics】De Gang and Mr. San: A Loving Family

【MC Module】How to build a 2,000-story elevator in the Himalayas

【Guitar Singing】The Melancholy Journey to Tianjin to Buy Pancakes

《【Real-life restoration】Swallow, please take me away, Swallow! 》

As long as the submitted works are labeled as crosstalk masters, the number of views can easily exceed one million, which has attracted many curious people to buy the game.

Of course, in some professional player forums, people are still sharing various strategies.

The most popular discussion thread is "How to get your first MR".

MR is the rarest costume in the game, and no player has ever posted it.

Everyone speculated about MR's conditions, which undoubtedly increased everyone's enthusiasm for developing the crosstalk club!
By the end of the fourth day, the game's daily sales had soared to 220 million copies!

It even boosted the total sales of Taoyuan Shenyou consoles to a new peak: 2500 million units!

……

The fifth day of Sanren’s live broadcast.

In the business interface, he successfully expanded the new theater from the imperial capital to Jianghai City.

Sanren: "Our Xiaoyao Society's influence is growing day by day. Let's try to get MR as soon as possible."

The show begins.

De Gang: "I don't know why, but there are always so many people watching."

Teacher San: “You said it well.”

De Gang: "When there are too many people, we will get nervous. But the audience is so supportive, we have to do our best."

Teacher San: "It should be."

De Gang: "I am especially grateful to Mr. San and his family."

Teacher San: "It's mainly my dad."

The audience laughed: "Hahahahahaha, they're targeting Teacher San's family again!"

The comments continued to cheer: "666, after watching the live broadcast all the way, this game feels so engaging!"

De Gang: "His father was a businessman and traveled all over the world."

Teacher San: “That’s what happened.”

De Gang: "Don't many people call your father by his English name?"

Teacher San: "Do you have an English name?"

De Gang: "His father's English name is Neo."

There was laughter from the audience.

Teacher San: "Wow, that sounds very Western."

De Gang: "A lot of people saw your father: Nionio!"

Teacher San: "Why does it sound so wrong to me?"

De Gang: "His father also worked very hard when he was young. He traveled all over the country, including doing business abroad."

Teacher San: "Out to sea."

De Gang: "The old man was doing business in India at that time."

Teacher San: "Cross-border trade."

De Gang: "When his father was eighteen, he went to India and sold toilet paper."

The audience laughed until tears came out: "Hahahahahaha!"

In an instant, a large number of women's clothing flew onto the stage!
(End of this chapter)