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Chapter 250 You Equipped the Village Chief (2 in 1 Order)

"Hmm? Could it be that the village chief is the key NPC for the next mission?"

Lu Yu operated the keyboard, subconsciously approached the village chief, and pressed the F key.

The protagonist in the game suddenly lifted the village chief horizontally and held him in his hands.

Game pop-up prompt:

You have equipped the village chief.

"??????"

Lu Yu's head was full of question marks, and the employees, including Liu Mengyuan, felt as if they were in an ice cellar again.

What the hell is Equipment Village Chief?

At this time, even Lu Yu frowned slightly. Isn't this BUG too outrageous?

Lu Yu pressed the direction keys and clicked the left mouse button, trying to see if he could shake the village chief off his hands.

As a result, the little man on the screen swung the village chief back and forth with great vigor.

The village chief quickly turned his eyes to mosquito coils:

"Young man, please put me down. My old bones can't take it anymore."

Oh no, it's really used as a weapon?
At this time, not only Lu Yu was confused, but the employees were also confused.

In the Taoyuan Township villa.

He Chuming, the client programmer from another project team, complained:

"Excuse me, everyone in the Moe Girls group, if one person can swing another person around as a weapon, is this... also a setting in the game?"

Xu Qin quickly shook her head: "No, it's impossible. No matter how much we..."

She paused, retracted the word "Chuunibun" and continued calmly, "It's impossible to come up with such a design."

System planner Ma Yanyu suddenly slapped his head:
“I think I know what’s going on!
Let’s recall that time when we went on a trip to Yunnan, we saw Mr. Lu using bananas as weapons to lure the elephant away from Mr. Liu.

We thought at the time that Mr. Lu was hinting to us that everything can be a weapon!

So, after we discussed it, we decided to add a "randomly generated equipment" system to the project.

The specific principle is the same as the principle of random generation of cute girls.

Players can use any item spawned in the open world as a weapon, such as a headband of bread or a cat.

But the annoying thing is that we forgot to add restrictions to this set of rules!

I forgot to exclude the element of "people", so..."

The project team became more and more frightened as they listened: "So, in this world, one person can also be equipped by another person."

……

In the live broadcast, Xiaoyu waved the village chief faster and faster.

"Ouch, ouch...put me down..."

The village chief groaned.

The audience was stunned:
"What the hell? This is the first time I've seen such a weird game in my life!"

"Actually... it's quite exciting?"

People were having fun sharing the link to the live broadcast room, and the popularity of the live broadcast room continued to soar rapidly.

But Lu Yu couldn't keep playing with the village chief like this, otherwise he would really become a joke in the history of video games.

He anxiously whispered to Liu Mengyuan, "Ask the project team how to get the village chief to leave."

Liu Mengyuan took out his phone, tapped the screen for a while, and then answered quietly:

"The village chief's weapon has durability. Just use up the durability."

Sure enough, Lu Yu found a line of small words in the lower left corner of the screen:
【Weapon: Village Chief】

[Type: One-handed stick]

【attack:???】

[Durability: 5/10]

In other words, just swing it 5 more times and it will be fine?

Lu Yu breathed a sigh of relief and continued clicking the mouse frantically.

Suddenly, there was a crisp sound!
Lu Yu was not paying attention and smashed the village chief's body against the wooden wall on the side of the room.

The wooden wall collapsed instantly.

After being hit so suddenly, the village chief saw stars and his durability dropped to the bottom.

In the game, Xiaoyu put the village chief back on the ground and shouted as if waking up from a dream: "Village chief, are you okay? Village chief, please say something!"

The barrage of comments was full of laughter: "Good fellow, you swung so hard just now."

At this moment, a commenter reminded: "Look, is there something behind the wall that was just smashed through?"

……

Lu Yu walked over and found an iron cage in the room behind the wall, and there was a slime girl inside!
The slime girl is small and exquisite, and her body is crystal clear, like a crystal ball.

The surface of the skin glows with various colors as the external light changes.

When the slime girl first saw humans, her body changed from a nearly round sphere to the delicate body of a young girl.

She has a cute expression and a pair of big eyes that are clear and lively. The "clothes" on her body seem to be formed by the light and shadow on the surface of her body, like flowing ribbons wrapped around her body.

She has no visible lips, but through the changes in facial color and the swaying of her body, she conveys a desire to communicate with people.

She shouted: "Lesha~Lesha~QAQ"

The barrage refreshes the screen:

"Cute~"

"Wow, if I pinch her little cheeks, they must be so soft!"

"My girlish heart has been melted by cuteness."

The village chief had already dusted off his clothes and stood up, saying:

"Oh, this is a monster that the village patrol just caught last night. She wanted to steal the village's food, so the patrol sent it to me.

I'm having a headache about what to do with her, or maybe just give her to the White Rose Knights of the Kingdom."

Xiaoyu pondered for a moment and said, "Village Chief, leave her to me. I want to take her on an adventure."

The village chief said sternly, "She's a monster girl. She's fundamentally different from the cute girls we humans have tamed since childhood. Her potential harm is unpredictable. Have you considered this carefully?"

Xiaoyu spread her hands and said, "I don't have a choice. Either she goes on an adventure with me, or you become my weapon."

The village chief subconsciously took two steps back, shaking his head like a rattle.

The commentary was amused: "Hahahahahahahaha, the village chief is probably going to be in trouble."

The village chief sighed and took out three shiny transparent crystals from his pocket.

"This is the 'Moe Divine Crystal'. If you bring it close to any object in nature that you want to make cute, that object will be completely feminized and become your own exclusive cute girl.

This object can be a living thing, a purely dead thing, or even an element or weather in nature. Of course, it all depends on your luck what kind of cute girl you can meet.

Therefore, I advise you not to use it on common items easily."

Barrage Tucao:

"Oh my goodness, it's a Master Ball?"

"This is much more powerful than the Master Ball. The Master Ball can only capture, but this thing can create."

Xiao Yu asked curiously, "Village Chief, where did this divine crystal come from?"

The village chief looked distant, the wrinkles on his face became more and more dense, and his eyes looked towards the end of the horizon.

"I don't know. According to legend, this kind of divine crystal existed on this continent in the long ancient times before the Goddess calendar, that is, during the war between the ancient gods.
Later, a scholar from the "Lan Ya Academy" in the Torre Autonomous Prefecture who studied ancient relics said that these divine crystals might be the "divine nature" that fell on the side of the defeated Goddess Mira in the tragic war of gods in ancient times.

But these are just legends after all. No one knows the exact origin of the Divine Crystal, so it is very difficult to obtain. If you encounter it during your adventure, you must make good use of it. "

As the village chief introduced the background of this world, comments flooded the screen:
"What the hell? My favorite games are Godfall and Sword & Sorcery. They feel like RPGs from my childhood. I'm going to download the game now, guys.

After Xiaoyu received the three divine crystals, he opened the cage and, under the guidance of the village chief, activated the contract formation and signed a servant contract with the slime girl.

[Slime Girl has signed a contract with you and will become your exclusive cute girl. Please rename her.]

Lu Yu thought about it and named her "Leisa" using her catchphrase.

"From today on, your name is Lisa. Are you happy?"

Xiaoyu touched the slime girl's little head.

"Ryza! Ryza~\(^o^)/~"

The monster girls happily jumped around the protagonist.

……

Afterwards, Xiaoyu brought Lisa back home, and her mother prepared a sumptuous meal for the hungry Lisa.

Seeing her mother holding her chin and watching Lisa wolfing down her food with a doting look on her face, Xiaoyu asked curiously, "She's a monster girl, and you're not afraid?"

Mom shook her head and smiled:
"What's the big deal? At my age, you're all just kids.

Besides, don’t you think her face looks a lot like Fina’s?”

After mentioning the name Fina, my mother's expression darkened and she said apologetically:
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have mentioned her on such an important day... I..."

Xiaoyu also lowered her head and said, "You don't have to apologize. It was my fault that I failed to protect Fina."

The slime girl was eating with her round head buried in her bowl. Sensing the atmosphere had become tense, she raised her head curiously, her eyes rolling around, and tilted her head to ask, "Rysa?"

The barrage refreshes the screen:

"AWSL, the slime girl is so cute!"

"The monster girls in the Novice Village are already so cute. Who knows how many more adorable girls we'll meet on our journey?"

"I don't want anything else, just give me a sword girl. I want to see her draw the sword from her chest every day!"

"Me too!"

Of course, there are also some viewers who are watching the plot seriously and posting comments:
"I always feel like there's a story behind the protagonist's family?"

"I remember there was a journal on the wooden table in the protagonist's room? Host, why don't you take a look before you leave?"

After seeing the barrage, Lu Yu decisively controlled the protagonist, returned to the room, opened the log and started reading.

Flipping through the pages one by one, I finally found a diary entry written by the protagonist when he was eight years old.

The gist of it is that Xiaoyu took her sister Fina to play in the hills behind the village.
Although her mother specifically asked her to do it before sunset, Xiaoyu was too playful and forgot the time.

When it was already dark, he realized that his sister had disappeared from his side.

Xiaoyu searched for a long time and finally found her sister, but she had been abducted by a monster and her life or death is still unknown.

Xiaoyu wrote in her journal: "The image of that monster is etched in my mind. I'd recognize it even if it turned to ash. One day, I must find it again!"

After reading the log, Lu Yu roughly understood what was going on.

That's right, he is a little worried now.

Whether it's the world view background that the village chief just mentioned, or some fragments in this log, the sense of déjà vu is too strong, and it is very similar to the fantasies of my own middle school years.

Yes, it seems like my middle school diary...

He turned his head and looked at Liu Mengyuan.

Liu Mengyuan suddenly acted like a child who had been caught doing something wrong. He turned his head away from Lu Yu and pretended to whistle in an attempt to ease the embarrassment.

However, her little tongue was too clumsy, and no matter how hard she puffed, she couldn't whistle.

The commentary was full of auntie smiles: "Little Yuanyuan is so cute~"

……

Afterwards, Xiaoyu's mother and the surrounding neighbors came to see Xiaoyu off.

The mother kept stuffing things into the protagonist's bag: "When traveling, remember to eat three meals a day on time. If you go to a town with an inn, remember to write home."

The neighbor aunties also seemed to like Lisa very much, and they touched her little head affectionately.

"Lesha, Lesha!"

It seemed as if Lisa was being caressed too frequently, and her body suddenly began to tremble.

puff~
Water streams began to burst out from all over the body, and the aunts were immediately sprayed with water in the face.

The barrage music is crazy:
"Hahaha, the monster girl looks very sensitive too~"

"Upstairs, detail is sensitive."

After packing her bags, Xiaoyu said to her mother:

"Don't worry, Mom. I will definitely bring Lisa home."

"Ah."

Mom wiped the wet corners of her eyes and waved handkerchiefs with the neighborhood aunties to see Xiaoyu off.

……

Xiaoyu carried his bag, followed by Lisa, and faced the rising sun, embarking on a journey to find his sister and become the most powerful cute god.

When I was leaving the village, I heard two peasant women arguing at the entrance.

"Jesse, I swear, if you don't trim the branches of that fruit tree that's overhanging my yard, I'm going to cut it down completely!"

"Oh, Jenny, if you're going to do that, I swear I'm going to kick your ass with my high-heeled Doc Martens."

After being retorted, Mrs. Jenny's face turned red, and she decisively went home to drag out her husband who was reading a newspaper in a rattan chair.

The man seemed to realize what was about to happen and kept begging:

"Oh, God, honey, please, for the sake of all the years we've been married, don't do this."

However, there is no use for eggs.

She quickly got her husband on the hook.

[Mrs. Jenny equipped her husband]

Jesse, who was next door, sneered, turned around and went back to the house, dragging out a struggling man.

【Mrs. Jesse equipped her husband】

Two village women used their husbands as weapons and started fighting each other.

boom!
Snapped!
Click!

The two poor men, held in the arms of their wives, bumped into each other and were soon knocked unconscious.

At this time, in the Taoyuan Township villa, the project team members who were watching the live broadcast were doubting their lives.

Obviously, this plot was not designed in advance by the planning team.

Everyone turned their heads to look at Chu Xiong at the same time.

Chu Xiong laughed awkwardly: "Well, as I said, the NPCs in this world may have some ideas of their own..."

At this moment, the commentators in the live broadcast room were completely crazy:
"Hahahahahahaha, I can't take it anymore. I'm rolling on the ground laughing."

"I was laughing so hard that my dog ​​hid outside the door."

"Sooner or later, I'm going to be laughed to death by those talented designers in Taoyuan Township. Do they want to inherit my Huabei?"

"Do married people in this other world have short lifespans?"

"I wish this could happen in real life. I want to equip my resentful boyfriend and bang on the telephone pole in front of my house."

"Fuck, girl upstairs, you reminded me, I absolutely cannot let my girlfriend see this live broadcast, because she sometimes gets a little crazy..."

"Hiss...are the two upstairs a couple? Why aren't they talking?"

……

After leaving Kalapam Village, Xiaoyu came to the vast wilderness.

At this moment, the scroll of the sword and magic fantasy world rendered with extreme cartoons is truly presented to the audience.

The sky is clear and the sun shines through the clouds onto the earth.

At the end of the horizon stood a magnificent castle with towering towers. The flaming Lionheart flag of the Cecil Kingdom fluttered in the wind hanging from the walls.

There are scattered rotating windmills in the wild, making crisp sounds.

On the distant plains, a variety of exotic flowers blossomed, forming a sea of ​​flowers. A vast mushroom forest stretched across the horizon, each mushroom's cap resembling a towering tree, and many harbored dancing, leaping, fluorescent elves.

At the end of the skyline, a faint dragon roar could be heard.

The barrage reminded: "Fuck, anchor, fast forward, I think I saw a dragon."

Lu Yu adjusted his perspective and just saw a huge dragon-shaped creature flying across the sea of ​​clouds. Its wings were like wings of light, emitting a strange glow, and its tail was covered with star-like dragon patterns.

Of course, there are also wild cute girls in this fantasy world.

Soon, the audience in the live broadcast room began to excitedly search for cute girls hidden in every corner of the world.

The slime girl jumped happily by the stream, with green light flashing on her body. Every time she landed, small water droplets would splash, watering the surrounding flowers and plants with fresh water.

Deep in the forest, fox girls danced under the green shade, their long tails drawing beautiful arcs in the air.

By the lake, wild cat ladies were lazily basking in the sun on the shore, rubbing their tails with their paw-filled little hands.

On the vast grassland, horse girls are running, their hooves leaving beautiful notes on the earth, their manes fluttering in the wind, showing a free and unrestrained posture.

The comments were so moving that they brought tears to their eyes:
"Brothers, this is simply a perfect utopia! This is the fantasy world I've dreamed of since I was a child. Thank you, Taoyuan Township, for helping me realize it!"

"Oh my god, the other games on the show are instantly losing their appeal. These mountains, these waters, isn't this a complete dimensionality reduction attack?"

"Taoyuan Township's technological prowess is simply incredible. I now believe they've incorporated the most advanced technology from the Taoyuan Kaiwu Engine into this game."

Soon, the game popped up a prompt: [Next, the combat system tutorial will begin.]

Everyone was excited: "Oh, are we finally going to take the first step towards becoming a cute god?"

(End of this chapter)