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Chapter 249 Don't panic, this is not a bug, it's a game feature (2 in 1 order required)

After the broadcast started, the popularity of the live broadcast room instantly increased to 50 because of the recommendation on Taoyuan Guangnian’s homepage.

Liu Mengyuan greeted the camera nervously:
"Hi everyone, we're Xiao Yuanyuan and Xiao Yumao. This time... um, we're honored to be invited by Taoyuan Township to come to the Tianzun Cup to try out "Super Time and Space Moe Girl."

Although, the two had previously appeared briefly in videos such as attending the industry annual meeting and bravely fighting elephants in Xishuangbanna.

But the videos were all long-range shots, and the live broadcast room used close-up shots with beauty filters, so basically no one recognized that the two were the management of Taoyuan Township.

Comments: "Oh, did Xiao Yuanyuan get the order? That's great!"

Liu Mengyuan clicked on the game icon, and the game login interface appeared in the live broadcast room.

The main interface presents a magnificent cosmic scene, with rolling galaxies and twinkling stars.

A star floats in the universe, colorful and dreamy.

This white planet is covered with strange vegetation, with patterns of both roses and lace.

But the sharp-eyed audience soon discovered something was wrong.

It turns out that the main interface uses a visual deception design. If a myopic person takes off his glasses, he will find that the main interface is actually a beautiful girl.

The LSPs in the barrage said excitedly:

"Holy crap, this planet is so big and white, even bigger than the characters in Senran Kagura."

"And it's soft, it must feel good to the touch."

Liu Mengyuan clicked on the planet with the mouse.

Puff~Puff~
Soon, the beautiful girl Xia Fei on the main interface had red cheeks.

The commentator laughed: "Hey, are you blushing?"

As the number of clicks increases, the pattern on the main interface changes again.

The pattern of the beautiful girl transformed into the sky, the earth, the ocean... and finally disappeared at the end of the time and space tunnel.

The audience in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded, and Lu Yu was also stunned.

Liu Mengyuan thought to himself that something was wrong!
Oops, the original game main interface should have the planet as the background and the beautiful girl as the foreground.

I'm afraid it's a program bug that caused the art materials to be mixed together.

Someone complained: "Is there a BUG?"

At this moment, a Taoyuanxiang fan in the barrage said: "Nonsense, this must be the Taoyuanxiang game designer's intentional design, in order to embody the concept of "everything can be cute"! "

Other comments were skeptical: "Zundu is fake?"

Liu Mengyuan's eyes lit up, and he quickly said, "Ah...yes, yes, yes, I think someone in the audience has already guessed it. This must be a deliberate design."

Even the audience who originally thought it was very subtle were convinced:

"That's right. After all, Taoyuan Township has produced many successful games. It's definitely impossible for them to make such a low-level mistake!"

"After a closer look, I can see that this design is indeed very imaginative and novel, worthy of being called Taoyuan Township."

“Even the title screen is so creative, it makes me look forward to the game even more!”

At this moment, Lu Yu's heart was pounding.

He originally thought everything was stable, but now he is a little panicked.

Because the more he looked at these interfaces, the more exciting they became!

It fits the theme of time travel and cute girls very well.

Damn it, he didn't expect that even though he tried his best to stop it, the company's production staff still showed progress even in such details.

I'm afraid that they have been working overtime secretly for the past two days without telling me, and this is the result?
Lu Yu's heart was bleeding.

What a waste of points!
On the other side, Liu Mengyuan was also worried.

Oops, there is a BUG in the art resources of the game title. God knows what weird problems will be encountered next.

……

Afterwards, Lu Yu took the lead in playing, while Liu Mengyuan watched him play and made comments at the right time.

The screen appears with the interface for selecting the male and female protagonists.

Lu Yu thought about it, created a male protagonist, and named him: Xiaoyu.

After choosing the protagonist, the game opens with subtitles:
"Year 1200 of the Goddess Calendar, Lanya Continent, Cecil Kingdom, Kalapam Village."

"In an ordinary house"

"A 16-year-old boy, in his sleep."

Then, the scene switched and the protagonist's dream appeared.

It turns out that the protagonist dreamed that he was in a huge kingdom arena.

The arena was magnificent, filled with excited and cheering spectators.

The host, dressed in medieval aristocratic attire, stood in the center of the venue and said loudly:
"Dear audience friends, welcome to the Lan Ya Continent's annual "Moe God Altar" finals,
Each contestant will send three of their own cute girl companions to compete for the title of "Most Cute King of the Year."

Xiaoyu stood on the battlefield, turning the hat on his head back.
"It's decided to be you, Sword Princess!"

The contract magic circle in front of him flashed with light, and the cute girl "Sword Princess" appeared.

The Sword Princess has a cute face and wears silver-white armor in the shape of a scabbard. She has a graceful figure and a slender waist that exudes sexiness.

She wears a ribbon-like headscarf, her golden hair is braided into two ponytails, and there is a pair of transparent wings behind her, like a dancing elf.

She said in a delicate voice, "I am the sword in the master's hand, and I will move forward without hesitation!"

After saying that, Sword Girl folded her hands in front of her body and began to draw the sword from her chest!
The LSPs in the live broadcast room were stunned. Is it so direct?
When drawing the sword, the scabbard rubbed against the skin on both sides.

Sword Princess blushed and snorted.

At this time, Liu Mengyuan's face turned pale.

Oops, neither the sword drawn from the chest nor the soft moan were originally designed in the game.

The sword was supposed to be drawn from the waist, but it might have slipped through the model, resulting in the sword being drawn from the chest. That delicate groan was probably the sound effect of being struck.

Players watching the live broadcast sporadically realized this and complained again: "Is it through the model?"

But there was a quick rebuttal:
"This is clearly a specially designed performance. It's so imaginative!"

"The beautiful girl designs from Taoyuan Township are still online!"

"I'm really getting more and more excited!"

Liu Mengyuan is a little confused?
Is...is that so?
She nodded blankly. "Yes, this is definitely not a clipping bug. It's a game setting. The employees of Taoyuan Township are really amazing..."

She thought to herself that all the points that players had praised so far were "variables" caused by bugs.

I hope I don’t get out of control.

Immediately afterwards, Xiaoyu summoned "Fox Charm" and "Snow Girl" in the battle against Moe Girl.

The fox spirit was wearing a red robe with silver fox fur dotted on the cuffs and hem.

Her eyes were as cunning as the bright moon, and a pair of fox ears playfully emerged from her long black hair, swaying gently.

She held a flowing folding fan with an enchanting foxfire pattern painted on it, and her tail softly wrapped around her, fluffy and soft.

The Snow Girl was wearing a long white dress, with snow falling all around her. She wore a crown of ice crystals on her head and held an ice staff in her hand.

On her charming face, her eyes are as clear and deep as a lake in winter.

Her long white hair was pure and flawless, like the white snow on the top of a snowy mountain, and the spring light from her long robe revealed a hint of bitterness.

Players exclaimed:
"Holy shit! A new wife?"

"This artistic rendering is absolutely amazing, it's absolutely superb!"

"This is more astringent and sexy than Senran Kagura and Honkai Impact 3rd!"

"And there's a hint of cuteness mixed in with their bitterness, making you want to bully them, but also want to truly pity them!"

The LSPs at the scene were so excited that they fell into a carnival, and the popularity of the live broadcast room continued to soar!

……

After the dream ended, Xiaoyu opened her eyes and found herself lying on an old wooden bed.

The room was surrounded by stone brick walls, hung with tapestries with shield and sword patterns. In the corner was a small desk with old books and an oil lamp on it.

Comment: "Waking up in my room, a strong sword and sorcery RPG opening, just right!"

"Xiao Yu, today is the day for the Qualified Candidates assessment. If you don't get up now, you'll be late."

Xiaoyu's mother, a woman dressed like a medieval peasant, walked into the room.

Then, the game began to explain:
"In the Kingdom of Cecil, every boy over the age of sixteen must participate in the [Qualification Test] held by the [Kingdom Moe Girl Association]. Those who pass the test will become [Moe Fighters], receive their own starting Moe Girl, and begin their adventure on the continent.

In the end, the Moe Girl Trainer with the strongest cuteness will participate in the continent-wide [Moe God Altar] Championship, aiming to become the strongest Moe God!

Xiaoyu looked up and was stunned with a look of astonishment.

The wooden bird on the old wall clock did not ring, but kept shaking weirdly in the window.

"But Mom, I'm already late."

The village woman looked at the weird clock with the same puzzled look on her face.

At the scene, Lu Yu and Liu Mengyuan's expressions were the same as the two characters in the game, confused.

The viewers of the barrage were also puzzled, and question marks began to fill the screen.

Because the state of this alarm clock doesn't look normal no matter how you look at it.

……

At this time, Taoyuan Township Headquarters.

The Super Time and Space Moe Girl project team who were watching the live broadcast in front of the screen were sweating profusely.

Only Wan Xiaotong looked happy.

Although the two CEOs looked confused in the live broadcast room, the project team members knew why the wall clock didn't ring!
Because there is a BUG!
According to the original plot, Xiaoyu should have been woken up by the alarm clock in the room and then went to take the "Qualified Person Test".

But the alarm mechanism did not trigger normally!
System planner Ma Yanyu said worriedly, "Sure enough, we're still too rushed!"

When it came to the project of Super Time and Space Cute Girl, Wan Xiaotong had too many creative ideas at the beginning of the project.

Later, when everyone went on a trip to Yunnan, they followed Wan Xiaotong's ideas and continued to use their imaginations, which resulted in the project's estimated workload far exceeding expectations.

Moreover, Mr. Lu fully supported Xiaotong's idea and continued to increase investment in outsourcing, resulting in the project team having to deal with more and more resources, and there was no way to conduct acceptance testing in a timely manner.

Actually, if everyone works a little harder at night and on weekends, they can still make it in time.

But for some reason, Mr. Lu kept a close eye on everyone's overtime and secretly taking computers home to work, forbidding them! The newly added cat-stroking system also took up everyone's already precious work time, so they could only complete the basic game framework and then rush into production.

What's more, what scares them the most is that this alarm clock is a very critical plot trigger.

After the alarm clock in the protagonist's room broke, the protagonist was unable to get up at the scheduled time and go to the village chief in time to choose one of the three novice starting girls.

In that case, many unpredictable problems may arise, causing the entire main storyline to be stuck!
This is a very serious operational accident during a live broadcast of such a major international event with so many people watching!

Xu Qin comforted everyone, "Those who are not dead are not dead. The main storyline in the early stages is a single-player story. There will be no interference from other players. It should be fine... right?"

Chu Xiong, the company's technical director, also comforted everyone at this time:

"It's okay. When we first started the project, Wan Xiaotong told me that this is an open world game with a high degree of freedom and randomness.
Therefore, in order to increase the realism of the world, all NPCs in this game have been adapted to the same artificial intelligence model as "Melissa" in Utopia Lightyear.

Although the alarm trigger failed, these NPCs, upon detecting that the main storyline was stuck, would generate dialogues that would make the plot logically consistent and remedy the situation! "

The project team members all had tears in their eyes: "You are worthy of being called Brother Xiong, you really saved our lives at the critical moment!"

……

At this time, the Tianzun Cup is on site.

Lu Yu also guessed that there might be a problem with the process.

He looked at Liu Mengyuan's pretty face which was a little pale and couldn't bear it.

I hope that through this experience, everyone can realize that internal competition beyond one's ability will only backfire.

What can I do now? I’ll buy some delicious food after the show ends and pamper my girlfriend.

He was thinking about what to say to save the situation.

at this time,

The mother of the game protagonist suddenly covered her mouth and laughed: "You must have smashed the alarm clock with something in your dream."

Xiaoyu thought for three seconds with a wise look in her eyes, then said, "That's right, Mom. I'll go to the village chief's house then."

The commentator breathed a sigh of relief: "So that's how it is. This makes sense."

Lu Yu: “???????”

No, he swore with his more than ten years of experience as a game producer that there must have been a bug in the mechanism triggering the card. What was going on?

He suppressed the doubts in his heart and manipulated the protagonist to push open the door.

The village is nestled beside a field, its streets lined with old medieval buildings, made of red brick and wooden beams, their facades covered in vines.

Xiaoyu jogged all the way, passing the hotel, the prop shop, the weapon shop, and finally arrived at the village chief's house at the end.

The village chief is an old man with white hair and beard and a kind face.

Although he looks very thin, his face is bright and he is in good spirits.

The village chief taught:

"Xiao Yu, you are late. If you want to become a qualified "cute fighter", you must strictly abide by the concept of time.

Okay, let’s proceed to the “qualified person test” right away.

There is a small room behind me, where there is an ancient scroll left by an ancient god. You need to look at the scroll. If you are qualified, your body will manifest miracles."

After Lu Yu controlled the protagonist to walk into the room, he was stunned.

Because in the north direction of the room, there is a portrait of a 2D beautiful girl!

Bikini, black stockings, big bear, shameful pose...

And, orgasm face...

This kind of anime-style illustrations usually only appear in doujinshi at comic exhibitions or on otaku's pillows.
It was too abrupt to appear in the village chief's room in an ancient village with a strong medieval flavor!

……

The project team members who were watching the live broadcast looked at producer Wan Xiaotong in confusion.

What kind of weird idea has Miss Xiaotong come up with?

At this moment, Lu Yiguan, the project team's scene artist, raised his hand with a red face and said:

"Well, it's not Sister Xiaotong's fault, it's my fault.

Originally, there should have been an ancient mythological scroll hanging in the village chief's room. At that time, the painting was outsourced to a company.

When the outsourced drawing was not finished, in order to test the process, I temporarily found a wallpaper from my own computer as a substitute resource.

After outsourcing was completed, I was so busy with the tight deadline that I forgot to replace it with regular resources."

Everyone looked at Lu Yikuan with complicated expressions.

What weird stuff do you have installed on your computer?!
What do you usually research at work?
……

In the live broadcast room, Lu Yu and Liu Mengyuan were both petrified on the spot.
The audience in the live broadcast room was so shocked that they even forgot to post comments.

A feeling of despair rose in the hearts of all Taoyuan Township employees.

Now, when such a shameful and obscene picture appeared in the game, none of them, the humans, could think of any possible way to save the situation, let alone those artificial intelligence NPCs.

This Tianzun Cup is doomed!
I'm afraid that in the next ten years, Taoyuan Township will become a laughing stock in the gaming industry!

Just then, suddenly!
The protagonist of the game, Xiaoyu, blushed with shame and covered her nose.

puff-

A large amount of blood gushed out from his nose and spilled all over the ground.

Then, the village chief opened the door and walked in, patted Xiaoyu on the shoulder, and said earnestly:

"You're bleeding quite a lot, young man. This shows that you are someone who can't resist cute girls.

This is a necessary condition for becoming a "Moe Fighter." Based on the amount of blood you've bled, I declare you've passed the Qualified Person Test and are S-rank qualified!

Snap! Snap! Snap!

The village chief began to applaud.

Xiaoyu glanced at the village chief and found that the village chief was looking at the obscene picture and his nose began to bleed.

Xiao Yu complained: "Village Chief, no wonder you have been getting thinner recently."

As soon as this complaint came out, the barrage in the live broadcast room completely exploded!

Everyone was so happy that they started to complain:
"Hahahahahaha!"

"I can't take it anymore. I'm laughing like an idiot. My roommate is about to call the emergency number."

"I'm dying of laughter. My face mask is about to burst."

"Hahaha, so this is what the 'qualified person test' is all about?"

"Everyone in Taoyuan Township is full of talent. It's worthy of being the gaming company I've chosen!"

"Please perform this test on me every day!"

As the density of barrages soared, the popularity of the live broadcast room instantly doubled, reaching 300 million!
Lu Yu was still in a daze. He looked at Liu Mengyuan with admiration, his eyes seemed to say:
I lost.

Liu Mengyuan also responded with a confused look, as if to say:

This girl doesn’t know anything either!

……

Taoyuan Township Villa.

The members of the project team looked at Chu Xiong with tears in their eyes, and almost wanted to hug his thighs.

"Brother Xiong, your skills are amazing, you're simply a god-level savior! No, I should say, you're already a super god!"

Chu Xiong scratched his nose proudly and said calmly:
"Oh, no, no, it's just a small matter."

He was actually very surprised. Since joining Taoyuan Township, his technical level has improved rapidly as if he had been given a cheat.

Xu Qin: "With Brother Xiong's artificial intelligence model, we should be able to rest assured."

Chu Xiong nodded. "Of course. Think about it, the Melissa model has to face tens of millions of viewers every day, so the intensity of the training is guaranteed."

Everyone was delighted. It seemed that even if the game occasionally had some minor bugs, the AI ​​could correct them in time?
Everyone finally put their minds at ease and continued watching the live broadcast.

In the live broadcast, the village chief brought Xiaoyu back to the main hall.

Xiaoyu looked at the three curtains on the north side of the room. He knew that behind each curtain was a cute girl, and he had to choose one as his initial partner.

"Village Chief, I've made up my mind. I'll choose Sword Princess."

The village chief wordlessly lifted the curtain on the far left, and found nothing inside.

Xiaoyu sighed: "What a pity, then let's choose Fox Charm."

The village chief lifted the second curtain, and the fox spirit disappeared.

Xiaoyu smiled with relief: "Okay then, let's go with the Snow Girl, she's also quite cute."

The village chief wordlessly lifted the third curtain, and it was still empty inside.

Xiaoyu: “???”

Lu Yu & Liu Mengyuan: “???”

Audience in the live broadcast room: "???"

Xu Qin was confused again: "No, this is a stand-alone process. Each player can definitely choose one of the three starting cute girls."

Seeing that the crucial main process was stuck again, everyone looked at Chu Xiong for help.

Chu Xiong tilted his fat head and thought for a long time, his eyebrows twisted into a knot, but he couldn't figure out what was going on.

So I had to take out my laptop and check the log records of the game server, one by one.

Five minutes later, he finally found the reason and said with a pale face:

"Well, after all, it's an open world game with AI, so some villagers might have their own ideas.
Because the protagonist was late, three villagers each took a cute girl and went out on an adventure..."

"..."

The project team members stood there in a daze, their bodies seemed to have lost all color and would be completely turned into powder by the wind.

What the hell!
I've never heard of the villagers in the Novice Village going on adventures on behalf of the protagonist!
Brother Xiong, your artificial intelligence isn't even god-like anymore, it's an evil god, right?!
What should we do now?
There are no other cute girls in the village chief's family.

All the main stories of Super Time and Space Moegirls originate from the journey that starts with obtaining moegirl partners. This is the underlying rule written in the main story code.

Is it necessary to let the protagonist carry the village chief on an adventure?
No, it's impossible! It can't be!
That's a completely different weird game now!
At this moment, Xiaoyu in the game suddenly said something that made all the employees' blood run cold.

"Village chief, are you feeling well?"

(End of this chapter)