In order to live in seclusion, I tricked my roommate into falling in love.
Chapter 688: 3 Kingdoms Killing is the Highest Level
Chapter 688: Three Kingdoms Killing is the highest realm
But joking is joking.
The two giants expressed themselves in completely different ways at the press conference.
Lei Jun emphasized that every part of the new car, from the integrated body, battery and even the brake kit, can be described as extraordinary.
This is a reflection of his consistent style, and he has performed it countless times when selling mobile phones and various rice products.
Zi Xiaowei jokingly imitated this when he first started live streaming. This guy's greatest skill is to use numbers, percentages or other adjectives to describe an ordinary or not-so-powerful thing as super powerful.
Gao Tingting and Dai Anni, who really don't know anything about cars, were stunned by what they heard.
The CEO of Jingxi Automobile and the daughter of a wealthy family who grew up at Changjiang Automobile looked at each other in bewilderment: "How can you still brag like that?"
It means disassembling a car into tens of millions of parts, and even the material of a screw can be blown into 304 austenitic stainless steel. It sounds very impressive to ordinary netizens, but in fact it is just the same material used for lunch boxes.
Especially the hidden door handles in new energy vehicles, which have been criticized a lot. Zi Xiaowei also hates this kind of flashy and anti-habit things, and all the models he has handled have been modified.
But an upward-flipping, semi-hidden handle that even appears on classic cars can be touted as an amazing black technology. It is not that it flips up mechanically, but how amazing it is that a coupler is added inside.
This is unbelievable to experts.
Zi Xiaowei studied it carefully and was very familiar with it: "His copywriting and Wong Kar-wai's lines are similar in nature. For example, ordinary people's lines are about when and where I will cook the noodles, but he is not..."
"He'll say that after 300 consecutive days and nights of non-stop big data research by our R&D center's experts, they found that 97% of humans experience noticeable hunger at 56:57:21 in the morning. Compared to 73: a.m., hunger levels have increased by %. To address this hunger that has plagued humanity for thousands of years, our experts conducted repeated research and comparisons and discovered that flour is % more filling than rice. So, we specifically sought out flour's origins in the Fertile Crescent of the Middle East. We've invested tens of millions of dollars there to develop the most filling noodle to date. Just how filling is it? It's % more filling than traditional noodles. We've even applied for a patent for it, and it's called Rice Hollow Noodles!"
The girls were laughing so hard that they were falling over. Even Gesan, who was trying to sit in the back and concentrate on studying, was grinning with his eyes wide open.
Dai Anni compared it to the lines on TV and confirmed: "Yes! It's this kind of unclear but impressive boasting. Now that you put it that way, I understand. Ah, you did that before when you were bragging about underwear fabrics."
Zi Xiaowei wasn't kidding: "This is the standard internet celebrity persona he's created. In fact, looking back at his early mobile phone career, he had the typical traditional entrepreneur look: wearing a suit, arms folded, looking determinedly into the distance, concentrating on product development, and marketing in traditional ways. The turning point came around 16, when he suddenly became down-to-earth, wearing a T-shirt, shirt, and casual pants. The key was that at press conferences, he made all kinds of jokes and memes, with a bit of a talk show vibe. He opened up a new track for entrepreneur idols, turning the press conference stage and the live broadcast room into a platform for selling products."
Pointing at Chang Yueling, he said, "All brands hope to have a founder like him who can bring products. Didn't Old Chang increase his exposure for a while? Old Chen from Jiang'an even encouraged all the senior executives to follow this model. But in reality, apart from natural internet celebrities like Brother Qiang and his wife, the others are basically just imitating others..."
Diane burst out laughing immediately. Rashid's concubine even sat closer with her baby in her arms. Look how harmonious they were. She even asked her translator to convey the content and listened with great interest.
Chang Yueling didn't get angry at all, and even gave a hypocritical smile.
Zi Xiaowei took the opportunity to flatter her: "These bosses always have the mindset that if they can do it, then I must be able to do it too. They never consider that professional matters should be handled by professionals. There are so many students who have good scores in the college entrance examination, but only a small percentage of them can become experts. So I am really the best. I have never thought about doing it myself and have always been looking for anchor candidates."
Dai Anni was delighted and proud, as if she had been praised by the teacher in class. She even shook her head and said, "In those two years, I have seen so many internet celebrities. Xiaohong, you know that the internet celebrities out there are either glamorous and can't sell goods, or they are pretentious and can't attract traffic. Before Ting Baobao could take on the responsibility of traffic, we could only use information agents to attract traffic and watch you sell goods. It also couldn't solve the problem of raising the level of the live broadcast room. Xiaowei is really capable!"
This is what she is most proud of.
Zi Xiaowei nodded. "Network savvy and internet celebrity physiques are like the physical talents of athletes and the artistic talents of fine arts students. They are things that can only be encountered by chance. Tingting might not be as good as Tongtong as an actress, and being a broadcaster is a waste of her talent. But she is smart and versatile, and can master anything she learns. At least she can fool laymen. She can become an internet celebrity, and she uses constant competition to ensure freshness. But without the traffic blessing of information agents, she can't become popular. After becoming popular, I need to use a style with a bit of cultural flavor to promote products. Lei Jun actually did it alone. This is his advantage and also his weakness."
As a top student, Gao Tingting wouldn't get overjoyed by receiving a little praise. She would just focus on following up: "He has to do everything by himself, and he has to bear all the consequences, good or bad?"
Zi Xiaowei was indeed satisfied with this kind of classroom supporting role and gave a thumbs-up. "Yes, Brother Qiang is a negative example. He is Jingxi, and Jingxi is him. Once his image is damaged, the company will definitely suffer backlash. Once the company has any problems, everyone will blame him. We are different. We each have our own responsibilities, and even the criticism can't be blamed on me."
Indeed, in the previous storms, no matter what attacks were made against anchor Xiong, Zi Xiaowei, who did not broadcast live every day, was too lazy to read the online comments at all, and was forced to throw all the negative information at Ting Baby.
Dai Anni reached out and hugged her younger sister, lovingly and intimately: "Thank you for your hard work." Gao Tingting smiled charmingly: "We are a family, what do you mean by hard work? How about you give me some more shares in the media organization?"
Dai Anni immediately pretended not to hear: "What are you talking about shares in the family? Your clothes are nice, where did you buy them..."
After coming to Shanghai, Arpova, who had hired a Russian translator, was surrounded by beautiful girls who wanted to understand what the boss and his family were saying, and they all burst into laughter when they heard the noise.
I secretly consider Gao Tingting as a role model.
Zi Xiaowei wanted to put a bee on the guy who interrupted the class. "So, it's not too difficult for us to compete in the market with someone like Lei Jun, because we are experts in every aspect, including product manufacturing, traffic generation, information distribution, and product sales. Ultimately, his influencer model is based on attracting traffic on Weibo and live streaming on YouTube, and he is also restricted by various platforms. We have our own, so we will immediately conduct a targeted self-media article comparison test to launch a saturation attack. Let's start right away."
Maizi is the one who knows him best: "Shouldn't all domestic new energy vehicles give each other a chance and support each other?"
Zi Xiaowei smirked: "If you don't put some pressure on others and show your strength, why would anyone pay attention to you?"
Maizi said: "Well, it seems that the same principle also applies to men and women. I've learned that."
Gao Tingting just wanted to break away from Dai Anni and pinch this top student who had good grades and a calm demeanor that made the teacher like her.
Chang Yueling replaced him: "Oh, that's incredible. You can always master it. Okay, okay, let me see if there are any changes in your figure recently."
Dai Anni, who had already lowered her head to start checking her phone to send a message, did not look up: "Yes, pack up well. I think Maizi should stop dating and come home to be my little wife..."
The three of them exchanged glances immediately, while the girls around the Russian translator looked surprised, "Huh? There is such a promotion mode?"
Teacher Zi wanted to kick these two interrupting rich girls out of the classroom.
"More importantly, if Cheng Dazui wasn't around, it wouldn't be a problem for Lei Jun to share some of the market. His approach is the ultimate product manager model, and we can learn from it. But with Cheng Dazui... you may not know that these two companies are old rivals who have fought countless battles in the mobile phone market. Now that they have entered the car manufacturing field, there will inevitably be a fierce battle. The traffic volume is huge, and we can't stay out of it."
Because it is obvious that Cheng Dazui used a different routine at the press conference. Even the fact that he could not swear made his language expression ability decline a lot.
But the PPT is still powerful: pixel headlights, projection headlights, high-performance low-power motors, automotive-grade projection, intelligent chassis, etc.
While Lei Jun at least uses sincere and gentle language to explain how each amazing black technology goes from ordinary to immortal, Cheng Dazui simply and crudely uses one word to get it done:
“Cooperative control of body motions for improved handling and comfort;
Five-in-one vehicle control module improves communication, reduces latency, and eliminates packet loss;
Digital platform chassis, multi-module fusion perception system, intelligent CDC damping adjustment, dynamic adaptive torque system, intelligent road recognition, reduced tail-swinging and skidding, omnidirectional collision avoidance, improved safety, and improved body mechanical quality through AI and software capabilities..."
My God, in this era of highly specialized industries, each of these things is a mature solution on the market.
Just like why Gaohe cars were expensive before, it was because Gaohe chose the most expensive supplier for every solution from the research and development perspective.
For example, models like Jiang'an and Changjiang, which have always been priced at 200,000 to 300,000 yuan, have to acquire a factory to change the air suspension before they can say they can control the cost. Yes, it is the intelligent adjustment of CDC damping, which is adaptive air suspension, and Chinchilla also has it.
But I really couldn't think of such a high-sounding word.
These bigwigs who came from the Internet and mobile phone industries are crossing over to work in the automotive industry, which is really a dimensionality reduction attack.
Maybe they are used to bragging about everything when selling mobile phones, and they do the same when selling cars.
But a mobile phone may explode at most with its battery, but a car may cause an accident and kill people at any time.
After watching Cheng Dazui's press conference, Zi Xiaowei wanted to join in the Three Kingdoms Killing.
(End of this chapter)
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