Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 97: The 'Furious' Zhuzi Brother

Seeing Naruto looking at him with a strange look, Zhuzi-ge became a little unhappy. He immediately glared back and said angrily: "What? Are you blaming me with that look?!"

Naruto really wanted to yell, "Stop it! I know you're starting to get mad, but please don't start yet. Let me calm down first."

"That's right, Sasuke..." Naruto thought for a moment and said, "I think the reason why the experiment failed may be that you are too strong."

See, what does it mean to be a master of verbal combat? Even if someone makes a mistake, they will never deny him. Instead, they will first compliment him, smooth his hair, and then explain the situation in detail.

Sasuke held his chin and asked, "I'm too strong...what do you mean?!"

"You're furious right now, and this anger has made your mind incredibly powerful, repelling me. So what you need to do now is temporarily put aside this anger—no, this youthful arrogance—so that we can get on with our work more easily. Is that right?"

"..."

Sasuke fell into deep thought. He vaguely felt that there was something wrong with what Naruto said, but he also felt that it made sense at first glance. The point was that if he denied Naruto's words, wouldn't that also deny the conclusion that "he is very strong"?

This feeling made him very uncomfortable.

The room fell silent, and after a moment, Sasuke's voice broke the silence: "...What should I do to let go of my anger?"

"That's a very constructive question. Let me think about it. During this time, you can stay at my house and recuperate."

After saying that, Naruto stood up and didn't seem to want to give Sasuke a chance to refute, and walked straight to his room.

As he was about to close the door, he added, "The quilt and everything are by the sofa, and the food is in the refrigerator."

"Hey Naruto, wait a minute!"

"boom!"

With a muffled sound, the door was closed, leaving Sasuke with a unhappy look on his face.

"Bang bang bang!"

"Naruto, please come out for a moment, I have something to ask you!"

"Ah? You want to interrogate me tomorrow? Okay, then let's go to bed early tonight. Good night, Brother Zhuzi."

"Hello!? You heard me wrong, I said..."

“zzzzZZZZZ…”

"..."

Sasuke held his forehead helplessly, but the more Naruto did this, the more anxious he became, and he couldn't help but start pacing back and forth in the room.

But one thing is safer, he is alone now, there is no need to report to his parents if he comes home late, so he doesn't have much motivation to run back home.

At the same time, the mind space technique that Naruto just mentioned was like a hook, tickling him. He even suspected that Naruto and Sakura had already started developing this new technique, but had never told him.

Are all lovers so selfish? He thought so, and the frequency of his pace began to increase.

In Naruto's room.

"I'm really impressed... Is he dancing here or stomping the floor to pieces..." Naruto sat at the desk and originally planned to take out his diary to review it, but he was distracted by Sasuke and couldn't think quietly at all.

But it must be said that in Sasuke's current state, it is unrealistic to enter his memory space and kill his inner demon.

Although the shadow clone is not as strong as the original body, its consciousness and operations are inherited. The fact that it is killed in seconds after it appears shows that the strength of the inner demon far exceeds his ability.

"It's not simple, this mastermind behind this..." Naruto murmured softly. This villain was very troublesome when he didn't take action, but after he took action, he used a king bomb and almost completely destroyed the protagonist group.

But why would such a hanging existence hide behind the scenes?
If it were him, he would directly choose to confront the enemy head-on, first launch a coup to abolish Hiruzen, and then invite all the opposition to tea under the banner of "Make Konoha Great Again", eliminate dissidents, and then start a dictatorial rule.

He couldn't help but recall the day when the black hand took action. At that time, he said to Sakura: You must have some concerns. The bitch was silent for a moment, but quickly made up for it.

From a psychological perspective, this reaction is a bit like a sign of guilt. However, his aura is so strong and he appears confident that few readers notice it, and they just think this villain is invincible. What the hell is going on?

If you think about it carefully, his statement that "lurking behind the scenes will bring greater benefits" is a bit paradoxical.

This guy must be hiding something.

"Let's think about what to do with Pillar Brother first..." Naruto let his thoughts return to Sasuke. At the moment, he needed to use some means to eliminate some of Sasuke's [rage], and then re-enter the memory space after his emotions "cooled down".

In addition, Gaara cannot be idle either. Naruto must interact with Konohamaru as soon as possible to advance the affairs of Sasuke and Gaara together.

So, how to proceed?
At this point, Naruto felt that he should take a nap and replenish his energy. After all, the body is the capital of revolution, not to mention that he has been seriously lacking sleep recently.

Before going to bed, he secretly climbed out the window, ran to the door, and installed a bell with a thin rope in a hidden place, so that if Sasuke ran out, it would make a sound. ...

the next day.

Naruto woke up at six o'clock when the alarm rang. He turned off the alarm clock and straightened his body in one go, so that the sleepiness could not catch up with his speed in getting dressed - this is how he used to get through high school.

After getting dressed, he moved closer to the door and listened to what was happening on Sasuke's end.

A bit quiet?

Naruto held his breath and listened for a moment, then confirmed that there was no sound of sleepy breathing and suddenly opened the door, only to find that Sasuke had actually left!
"Oh no! The bell didn't ring, and the breakfast left in the refrigerator wasn't touched..." Naruto immediately went out, summoned his shadow clones, and scattered them. He had deliberately gotten up so early to prevent Sasuke from sneaking away.

Naruto looked at the thin rope that was cut on the door, rubbed his eyebrows, and thought to himself that this kid has really grown up and his wings are now extremely strong.

beep, beep...

"I hope he doesn't cause trouble... Tsk, I shouldn't say that, Murphy's Law, Murphy's Law..." Naruto murmured softly, his feet moving quickly as he shuttled around Konoha Village in the early morning.

Occasionally, some children who got up early would see Naruto and greet him excitedly. Naruto would respond with a smile, keeping his pace steady and glancing around.

Before he knew it, Naruto had gone from being chased all over the village for his mischief to having kids all over the village greeting him.

Like a cute little king of children.

Soon, Naruto noticed some noisy sounds coming from Ichiraku Ramen. Naruto's heart sank and he quickly rushed there. He saw Ayame tidying up the mess on the table with an impatient look on her face. He could vaguely see money scattered on the floor.

"It's Sasuke...?" Naruto immediately stepped forward, switching to warm man mode, and smiled warmly at Ayame: "Good morning, Sister Ayame, why do you seem to be in such a bad mood today?"

He showed a hint of concern at the right moment. Ayame turned around, her eyes softened for a moment, and then she complained awkwardly, "Hey, that Uchiha Sasuke, I don't know what kind of firepower he ate so early in the morning to make him so angry!"

Naruto's pupils shrank, and he quickly asked: "Sister, which direction is he going now?"

But Chang Pu seemed to have been opened up and chattered on about what happened: "He just came here to eat noodles. He stared at us gloomily for a long time, and then suddenly asked me about you."

"what?"

Naruto was confused. How could he eat the melon on his own head? So he didn't interrupt, but continued to listen to Ayame:
"He first asked if Naruto often came to your place for noodles. I said yes, and then he suddenly became very excited and started asking about you, who you were in contact with, new techniques and so on. But I was usually very busy and I didn't pay attention to these things."

"It's not my place to ask about the guests' affairs!"

Okay, very professional... Naruto suppressed his muttering and thought that Sasuke must have been affected by what happened last night, but he seemed unable to control his emotions well, so he acted like a madman.

But the Uchiha clan is a bit crazy anyway, so this suddenly makes sense...

Naruto noticed the money scattered on the ground again, frowned slightly, and asked, "What's with all this money?"

"Hey! Speaking of this!" Changpu suddenly became angry, her cheeks puffed up slightly, but before she could say anything, the uncle next to her interrupted her: "Changpu, don't talk about customers like that. How can we do business if this gets out?"

"But dad..."

She was a little angry, but when she saw Naruto smiling and waving at her, she said nothing more. Naruto turned his gaze to the uncle and said, "Uncle, Sasuke is my friend. He has been upset recently. I want to ask about his situation."

"Can you tell me what happened afterwards? Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about this. It won't affect Ichiraku's reputation."

At this point, the uncle's frown softened slightly. After a moment's thought, he said, "He kept asking about you, and when he got tired of it, he just threw the money out of his pocket and yelled, 'No change!' and walked away."

The uncle pointed in the direction of the training grounds and Naruto nodded, understanding what was going on.

Sasuke's emotions were unstable. He couldn't control his inner demons, but he maintained basic moral values. He should have paid the bill after shopping at the store. He did nothing wrong, but he just couldn't control his emotions.

When asking questions to the waiter in the store, he should not ask with the attitude of a grumpy old man. There is nothing wrong with this level of chatting, but he just didn't pay attention to the method and manner.

Thinking of this, Naruto did not feel any blame towards the pillar, but instead felt some sympathy.

Although he himself is not aware of it, he has actually been controlling himself unconsciously, but there is a risk of losing control at any time.

"Hey, I actually thought this way. Was it because of Sakura's influence?..."

He knew Sakura's true identity. If it was the latter, his thoughts at this moment might be similar to Naruto's.

Could it be that if two people spend so much time together, their ways of thinking will be assimilated silently?
This requires an answer from someone with experience in love.

Naruto was thinking about this as he put the extra money in Sasuke's pocket. After paying for the noodles, he headed towards the training ground.

Soon, he saw an extremely irritable Sasuke in the training ground, continuously releasing Chidori and bombarding the wooden stake in front of him. It looked like he was venting his anger, but also like he was practicing.

(End of this chapter)