Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 96 Naruto: Brother Pillar, you'll be killed as soon as you show your head?!
Konoha, martial arts training ground.

The distorted divine power space slowly opened up, and a pair of men and women walked out of it. Afterwards, the woman's figure disappeared.

Naruto walked towards Sakura's real body, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground with her eyes closed quietly. The sadness between her brows had mostly disappeared. Although her face was still haggard, her brows were no longer furrowed, but relaxed, making her cheeks as delicate as a porcelain doll again.

Naruto suddenly felt dazed, as if he had returned to the time when they first met.

Sakura at that time was not as youthful and lively as the original owner. Her temperament was cold and rational, like a white lotus that was untainted by the mud.

He returned to reality and asked the figure in front of him, "Are you feeling better?"

"Ah."

Sakura opened her eyes and returned to normal from her cross-legged sitting position. She stood up and looked at Naruto for a moment, her red lips slightly parted: "I'm much better... Thank you."

"As I should..." Naruto said this, and suddenly remembered something, his expression became a little unnatural: "In the memory space, I may have said some strange words..."

"Ok?"

Naruto scratched his eyebrows. He was a little unsure whether Sakura's water clone would inherit her memories.

In fact, the process of taking away the Rat King just now was very smooth. Naruto had no regrets. This huge inner demon was broken, Sakura returned to normal, and everything was fine.

It was the sentence he blurted out to Sakura just before the victory: [We are good teammates]

It’s so annoying and I feel really uncomfortable.

There is definitely nothing wrong with this statement, but Naruto just felt that it was like a thorn in the palm of his hand, and it was extremely itchy.

why?

I still have a great harem plan that I haven't had time to implement.

Honestly, it doesn't matter what this woman thinks of me, right?!

Oh, this woman.

This woman...

"...Uh, by the way, do you remember? I mean, the water clones should have different mechanisms from the shadow clones, right? They may not be able to inherit memories?"

Naruto was a little incoherent. He secretly thought that he must have been attacked by the shadow behind the scenes. Sakura looked at him silently, holding her chin, blinking her eyes, and then said: "What do you want to say?"

Naruto's expression was a little numb. He felt that he particularly needed that Shiba Inu expression pack [numb·jpg] right now. The key was that he had no idea whether she knew it or not!

After a short stalemate, Naruto twitched his lips and said abruptly, "...Oh, by the way, I told your dad we'd only talk for five minutes, and the time is almost up."

"I figured the flow of time in the memory space was different, so I'll just take five minutes of your time. Uh, I'll take you back now."

Well, let’s go back and check the mechanism of water clones.

Naruto pretended to carry Sakura back in a princess carry.

Unexpectedly, Sakura knocked one of his hands away and said, "You don't need to hold me now. Just take me back." Then she grabbed one of his arms.

Naruto looked at Sakura's half-smile, coughed unnaturally, and then used Flying Thunder God to send her back to Sakura's home.

Then, the fragments were taken away.

……

On the other side, Naruto's home.

"Sasuke, how do you feel?"

Naruto's shadow clone looked at Sasuke, who had just woken up, with concern. The latter got up with difficulty, his whole body making crackling sounds as he moved his bones.

But his expression was strangely similar to Sakura's, even more serious than Sakura's. The deathly aura in his face was completely overflowing, and even Naruto, the shadow clone, could feel a strong sense of malice emanating from him.

"I, what happened?" Sasuke's voice seemed to become a little hoarse. He looked at Naruto with some confusion. Naruto touched his forehead and said, "After your revenge was successful, there was an explosion nearby. You must have been knocked unconscious by the detonating tag."

This was the wording discussed by Naruto and Sakura. For now, Sasuke cannot be made aware of the existence of the mastermind behind the scenes. After all, this involves the secret of time travel.

Naruto deliberately emphasized the word "success", hoping to use facts to soothe Sasuke's heart.

However, this had little effect. Sasuke was stunned for a moment, then asked Naruto other questions: "What is the situation now? Are those enemies still attacking Konoha? Do you need me to kill them?"

As he spoke, the murderous intent in his heart emerged uncontrollably, and his eyes were about to turn into scarlet magatama eyes.

Naruto frowned slightly. It seemed that Sasuke's condition was very serious, to the point where any small thing would arouse hatred.

He paused, organizing his words, and explained the end of the war in the calmest way possible.

Sasuke just listened, his expression becoming ferocious from time to time, but when he heard the end, the energy still did not dissipate, but was maintained.

"Oh my god... This Zhuzi has completely turned into a grumpy old man... I have to let him have less contact with outsiders during this period. Who knows if they will start fighting after a few words..." He thought to himself, and suddenly a somewhat funny joke flashed through his mind at an inopportune time.

It is often said on the Internet that after listening to Obito tell the truth about Itachi, Pillar Brother went completely crazy and would hit any dog ​​he saw on the street with Amaterasu.

Well, now this joke has become reality.

He looked at Sasuke with some worry, and suddenly, he heard a whistling sound.

"Swoosh!" Naruto's original form returned, and he immediately released his shadow clone. The original form was stunned for a moment, then strode towards Sasuke and said, "Brother, can we relax for a while?"

"What did you say? Do I look uncalm now?" Sasuke frowned and looked at his original body, then suddenly asked, "What are you doing so late?"

His personality has changed... When has our lovely original pillar ever been so nosy... Naruto thought that the pillar was just looking for a reason to vent, so he didn't show any anger, and said lightly, "I'm going to buy medicine."
Then, he took out the fragment, thought for a moment, and said to Sasuke: "Sasuke, can I have a deal with you?"

"What?"

"Sakura and I have recently been developing a new technique that can enter a person's spiritual world and affect their inner world..."

He explained patiently, while thinking to himself that it would be great if Sasuke had watched "Inception". It was too much trouble to say so much.

Sasuke listened quietly. Although he was anxious at the moment, he was naturally curious about all means of becoming stronger. So after listening, he narrowed his eyes and realized that this was an excellent way to kill.

Yes, he now subconsciously interpreted all techniques as [means of killing].

"Why can you and Sakura develop such powerful techniques?" Sasuke stared at Naruto, obviously very concerned about this key point. After all, his classmates have started to develop new techniques, but he is still learning other people's old techniques, which makes him feel a little unbalanced.

Naruto understood and smiled, "This is all thanks to you, the Uchiha clan."

"what?"

"Hey, [Entering Others' Minds] seems quite mysterious, but in fact, the principle is very similar to illusion. Both use special means to change other people's perceptions."

This was, of course, nonsense, but Naruto's eyes were sincere, and his flawless rhetoric had etched itself into his soul. Hey, now, even the MLM experts had to offer him cigarettes.

"...I see, Naruto, but when you say that, it suddenly reminds me of a damn guy."

As Sasuke was talking, he actually gnashed his teeth and made a clicking sound, which scared Naruto.

"what?"

"Itachi! That guy controlled my mind in the same way!" He suddenly glared at Naruto fiercely and said, "You...could it be that you borrowed his method?!"

"Fuck... borrow from your dad!" Naruto was so annoyed that he stammered in dialect. How did the Pillar Brother manage to resonate with his inner hatred with just a few words?!

"Hey...if I ever meet that guy, I'll definitely ask you to help me kill him! Otherwise, why would I ask you to join us in killing Danzo this time!?"

“…Yeah, that makes sense.”

There is a groove, I am really impressed... Naruto complained in his heart, but remained calm on the surface and continued: "Let me continue, this technique is currently in the experimental stage. I used it on Sakura before, and the child said it was very effective and successfully helped her get rid of insomnia."

"But I still lack sufficient experimental samples. Now that you're so bitter and resentful, I figured we should try it now and see how it works..."

After thinking for a while, Naruto added: "If it works well, we will take it with us when we kill Uchiha Itachi next time." After that, he raised the fragment in his hand.

Sasuke rolled his eyes, indicating that it was indeed worth a try.

Naruto was overjoyed. Although the process was bumpy, he finally succeeded in fooling the other person. Thinking of this, he began to relax.

Sakura's previous successful experience gave him great confidence, because it fully demonstrated that as long as enough inner demons were hunted down, the host would return to normal and would no longer be filled with negative emotions.

It’s very simple!

Naruto explained the details to Sasuke again, and told him to inject the fragments into it later. He then summoned a shadow clone to explore the memory space.

This is a cautious approach. Although returning to the ninja world requires the presence of the person himself or a clone, if you only send a shadow clone, it doesn't matter if he can't come back, just cancel the shadow clone.

"Oh!"

The shadow clone was ready, and Naruto spread the cloth on Sasuke's heart, signaling him to inject a little chakra into it and not to follow him in.

If the host or the clone does not follow in, it is equivalent to a one-time divine power, the kind that goes out but never comes back.

Sasuke was filled with gloom, nodded slightly, and injected chakra.

"Whizzing……"

The Kamui space appeared again, and the shadow clone Naruto strode into the memory space.

After a moment, Kamui disappeared, and Naruto and Sasuke waited quietly. Naruto thought for a moment and added, "Don't worry, it will be quick. The speed of time in the spiritual space is different from that in reality. We can only wait a few minutes at most..."

"Ok?"

Sasuke came forward and asked, "How was it, did it work?"

Naruto's expression showed deep confusion, his mouth opened, and after a pause, he signaled Sasuke to try again.

Another minute passed.

"Hiss...something's wrong. Why is the memory that came back only a few seconds long?"

According to the original's recollection, the shadow clone seemed to have entered a place similar to the Uchiha clan's territory, but before he could see the inner demon, he suddenly disappeared.

The two tried four or five more times.

Finally, Naruto finally came to a conclusion that seemed absurd but made some sense:
"I was killed the second I walked in?!"

(End of this chapter)