Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 16 Sasuke, My Stupid Teammate
Sakura: "How do you say that?"

"According to the original story, Naruto will encounter Bai once without his mask and have a conversation with him," Naruto lowered his voice.

"I'm going to try my luck and see if I can find their lair ahead of time based on Bai's whereabouts."

"That's a good idea, but Haku and Zabuza have been on the run for years, so their anti-reconnaissance awareness must be very strong."

"So it's just a matter of luck." Naruto nodded. This was just a casual move on his part. It didn't matter if it didn't work.

For Naruto, the biggest destabilizing factors now are Zabuza and Haku.

Zabuza is not under Kado's control. After being defeated this time, he will drug Kakashi next time.

Moreover, it is possible that a trio could also be considered.

"There's another thing I think you need to pay attention to, and that's Cardo's side," Sakura said suddenly.

"how?"

"I reviewed it. Don't you think that the number of Cardo's men is a bit too large?" Sakura said with a serious expression.

"They attacked us initially with a squadron, then used a large force to encircle Bai, and even openly distributed food within the borders of Wave Country..."

Naruto frowned slightly: "The human wave tactic is useless. Few people can dance in front of the Nine-Tails. They are not Madara-sama."

"This isn't just a human wave tactic; it feels a bit like a pyramid scheme."

Naruto's expression was a little stiff: "Hold on, and kill Smecta as soon as you find him."

……

The next morning.

Naruto gently lay down in the place where he used to practice in the woods, closed his eyes, and waited for Bai to arrive.

He was a little bored, so he started to recall comics.

"To be honest, this little Nan Bai is really a show-off." He thought to himself.

As I recall, she was a woman with long white hair and light green eyeshadow.

Whose boy wears green eyeshadow?

Suddenly, Naruto had an idea and a piece of information began to flood into his mind.

"The Imperial Army of Konoha is coming." Naruto murmured softly as he received the memory transmitted by the Shadow Clone.

Very good, next let Kaka from the Land of Waves experience the righteous Konoha gang fight.

And the people who came to support... well, it was both unexpected and reasonable.

rustling.

"Little brother, you'll catch a cold if you sleep here."

Naruto opened his eyes, and the images in his memory began to overlap.

She actually put on eyeshadow!

Naruto pretended to be sleepy and said, "Uh-I actually fell asleep here."

"What are you doing here?" Bai asked casually.

Naruto stretched and said, "As for me, I'm waiting for a passing steamroller. When he comes, I'll use my Ora to blow him up."

White:"?"

"Practice, practice."

"Is that so," Bai adjusted her hair, "You're wearing a forehead protector. Does that mean you're a ninja?"

"A person wearing a forehead protector may not be a ninja, but may be a traitor."

Bai was slightly stunned: "You are practicing to catch rebel ninjas?"

Naruto shook his head.

"Practice is for survival."

"Imagine you were eating hot pot and singing on the street, and suddenly you were attacked by bandits... traitors. How would you feel?"

Bai remained silent.

Naruto: "Is there anyone you care about?"

"...Of course." Bai's tone fluctuated.

After saying that, Bai was about to fall into the memories of Mr. Zabuza.

"I know you're going to start recalling, but don't start yet," Naruto interrupted the spell, "I'm indeed tracking down the whereabouts of the traitorous ninjas. They killed people, and I need them to give an explanation to the families of the deceased."

"Explanation?" "Yes, explain." In order to calm Bai's emotions, Naruto did not say that killing him would be the best explanation.

"A hero was killed by a villain, and now the traitorous ninja wants to kill the hero's family," Naruto said calmly.

"You can understand, right? Sometimes, ninjas kill to prevent more people from dying."

He tapped Shiro's shoulder, and Shiro instinctively shrank back.

Bai's mood was complicated.

Will my following Mr. Zabuza lead to the death of more people?
No, that's not right.

Mr. Zabuza is my benefactor, he is everything to me...

Bai Shang was still so caught up in his own struggle that he didn't notice Naruto striding away.

……

"Boss, can you summon a ninja dog?"

Kakashi saw Naruto running back in a hurry.

"What's wrong?"

"I left a scent on the suspected enemy, and now I need the ninja dog to guide me."

Naruto raised the herbs in his hand.

He crushed some herbs he found near the woods and rubbed them between his hands, leaving behind a faint scent.

Afterwards, he took the opportunity to talk to Bai and patted his shoulder, trying to leave his scent on his shoulder.

Of course, Bai's purpose of this trip was to pick herbs, and Naruto was just adding an insurance policy.

"Please, Boss, we have a chance to strike first."

"...Got it." Kakashi propped himself up, circulated his chakra for a moment, and then began to cast a spell.

"Ninjutsu: Psychic Communication!"

"Bang!" Accompanied by a puff of green smoke, the ninja dog Parker appeared, squinting his eyes and looking Naruto up and down.

"Kakashi, this is the kid, right?"

Naruto: "You also know me, Master Dio?"

Parker: "?"

"I'm sorry, my name is Uzumaki Naruto, and I've been a Genin for two and a half months."

Naruto turned to Kakashi again: "Boss, one is not enough, I need more ninja dogs."

"Why, are you questioning my sense of smell?" Parker whimpered slightly in his throat.

"Not only does the enemy have the scent of herbs, but the nearby forest also has it. I need more ninja dogs to help eliminate irrelevant options."

Kakashi thought for a moment and summoned more ninja dogs.

Naruto placed the herbs in front of the dogs, who sniffed them carefully and dispersed in different directions.

"Let's wait for the results next," Kakashi looked at Naruto and nodded approvingly.

"Naruto, well done."

Sasuke, who was about to go out to practice, froze after hearing this.

For some reason, ever since joining Team 7, Sasuke felt that his presence was becoming less and less.

Am I getting weaker? Or is Naruto improving too fast?
Combined with Naruto's previous ruthless fighting methods and his sharp tongue that remained unmoved in the face of powerful enemies, he became somewhat mentally unbalanced.

How did this tail-ender do it?
"Hey, Naruto!" Sasuke yelled, "Are you okay for now? Come spar with me."

It should be noted that the trio has already completed the tree climbing training.

Naruto heard this and Kuku held back his laughter, now that Sasuke lifted his leg he knew what kind of fart was going to come out.

"My stupid, uh, teammate," Naruto put his hands behind his back, looking like a fatherly leader.

"Don't always think about confrontation. We do need to compete, but we need to seek unity within that competition. With your mentality, you'll never be able to win awards in the future."

Sasuke: "Stop talking nonsense. Are you afraid of fighting or not?"

"Fight me, today I'll let you know how powerful your Nine-Tailed Grandpa is."

Naruto rolled up his sleeves and decided to use the Great Memory Restoration Technique to help Sasuke remember the night of the Nine-Tails.

"Okay, stop messing around. I have the latest information here." Sakura pushed the door open and motioned for everyone to listen to her.

(End of this chapter)