Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 15: Spring in the Land of Waves

Cardo was clearly onto something quite new.

He did not follow the original text, nor did he develop military force, but instead played with democracy.

Naruto breathed a sigh of relief. He was now 80% sure that this person had not read the original Naruto.

It’s not that I don’t respect the young general, but democracy doesn’t work here at all. Mastering military force is the absolute kingly way.

"This guy is most likely from Goryeo... I didn't expect a foreigner could get here." Naruto thought.

Well, that's a lot of information.

"Can I get some food?" Naruto, adhering to the spirit of being here since he was already here, decided to ask Scar for food.

"Of course," Scar said, and was about to put his hand into the bag.

"Wait a moment," Naruto interrupted Scar's spellcasting, "All seven of our family members want to support Mr. Cardo. Can we have seven portions?"

The trio + Kakashi + Daz's family of three are all good citizens of Mr. Cardo.

"Uh, this..." Scar was stunned. How could there be a bug?

Naruto said patiently: "Think about it, my family will go out to support you and you have to send it out too. Why not send it out now in one go? I will talk to my family later."

Scar scratched his head. He felt like the person in front of him was framing him, but he couldn't explain why...

Naruto tried to persuade Scar again and again, and finally Scar gave all seven portions to Naruto.

Naruto was very satisfied.

What is "mouth-to-mouth"? (Tactical fadeaway jpg)

He put all the food in one bag, which contained not only rice, but also some vegetables, fruits and grains, with a very rich variety.

"Did Cardo do a good thing?" Naruto muttered, pushing his way out of the crowd and starting to walk back.

Because they can get food by supporting Cardo, many people have begun to gather around the mercenaries.

They knew about Cardo's cruelty, but they couldn't care less. If they didn't have enough food, they would starve to death.

The hungry fishermen began to push each other, and their shriveled bodies rubbed and collided with each other.

The smell of sweat and fish intertwined together, the temperature of the crowd continued to rise, and the narrow streets turned into a steamer.

Mercenaries could still be vaguely heard shouting in the back, "Mercenaries, stand at attention! Salute our leader Kaka! Loyalty! Honesty!"

Naruto looked back and felt an unprecedented sense of absurdity in his heart.

……

A forest on the border of Wave Country.

After teaching, Kakashi let the trio practice tree climbing here.

"Although this is childish, we still can't be careless." Sakura listened carefully to Naruto's argument without any luck.

Sakura: "Maybe he's pretending. Just like the top master in Sol City in the Circle of Law. His damage isn't high, but he'll teleport behind you with just one touch and kill you with one blow."

After Naruto informed a few people of the situation, they decided to move.

It is worth mentioning that Sakura successfully persuaded Inari. It seems that her ability to talk is not inferior to Naruto's.

"What are you talking about?" Sasuke, who had just finished climbing a tree, also came over.

He suspected that Mingying was isolating him because she never took him with her when she opened the small window.

"Nothing, Sakura was sharing her experience in tree climbing," Naruto said casually.

Just like in the original, Sakura performed the best. She even surpassed the original Sakura and quickly reached the top.

"Is that so..." Sasuke's tone suddenly became hesitant: "Can you, can you tell me about it?"

After hearing this, Naruto immediately decided to tease Sasuke: "Sakura said that he would tell you if you became his boyfriend."

"What?" Sasuke's eyes widened. Why should Naruto be allowed to listen freely, but I have to sacrifice myself?!

Sakura rolled her eyes at Naruto and said, "Don't listen to him. I'll tell you the trick to climbing a tree."

"You're pretending. You clearly didn't say that before," Naruto lied without any anger or hesitation: "To be honest, Sasuke's looks are still very good, aren't you moved at all?" "There are a lot of handsome guys in my hometown." Sakura said lightly.

"Aren't we all sisters?"

"...There are a lot of straight handsome guys too. Yeah, a lot of people pursued me before."

"So you look down on paper people?"

Sakura glanced at Naruto and said, "Sasuke has been going crazy since he killed Karin. I don't dare to like someone like him."

Sasuke was full of questions: "Who is Xiangling? When did I kill anyone?"

What puzzled him the most was why Mingying always teased him in front of him. Didn’t she know how to talk behind his back?

Can you please respect the person involved?
Sakura turned to Sasuke: "But if you keep doing this, won't you end up killing someone sooner or later?"

Sasuke was stunned.

Sakura continued, "Your dream is revenge, right? Even if you don't touch anyone in the middle, won't you still kill someone in the end?"

Sasuke was a little angry: "He must be killed. The Uchiha clan cannot rest in peace if he is not killed!"

"Taking the path of revenge is bound to hurt innocent people," Naruto interrupted. "The one you're seeking revenge on killed your entire clan, right? He must be very strong. If you want to kill him, you have to keep practicing killing. Doesn't that mean you're going to hurt innocent people?"

Sasuke was stunned again.

"And what will you do after you kill him? You'll have no purpose in life," Sakura added.

Sasuke: "I want to revive my clan!"

Sakura: "Then don't think about killing people. What you need to revive your clan is political skills and connections. And you definitely can't avoid Konoha. Instead of thinking about how to kill people, you should think about how to gain the support of the Hokage."

Sakura stared at Sasuke and asked, "Excuse me, would the Hokage openly support you in killing people?"

Sasuke was silent.

He had never thought about these questions. It would be better to say that Sasuke had lived his whole life like a puppet.

He was first controlled by Itachi, then by Obito, and finally he figured out a way on his own, but was immediately blocked by Six Paths Naruto.

In the end, he wandered around the world in order to atone for his sins, alone forever, under the pretext of protecting the village.

How sad.

Seeing that the atmosphere was a little cold, Naruto quickly patted Sasuke's shoulder and said, "It's okay, Sasuke. No matter what you want to do, we will definitely support you."

After that, Naruto looked at Sakura and blinked his eyes: "Isn't that right, sis?"

Sakura was silent for a moment, then nodded.

What she didn't say was what to do if Sasuke was possessed by someone else in the future.

Sakura explained the key points of climbing trees to the two again, and Naruto and Sasuke continued to practice.

She rushed to the vicinity of the bridge, posted a stop-work notice, and greeted the workers around her.

……

At night, in a cottage somewhere by the sea.

"Thanks to the food Naruto brought, we can have a good meal tonight."

The lady cooked a delicious dinner for everyone. The trio ate heartily, Kakashi and the lady chewed slowly, and only Daz and Inari were in a low mood.

"Maybe there will be more tomorrow," Naruto said vaguely to everyone, chewing a piece of plump ham in his mouth.

"Will they distribute food tomorrow?" Sasuke asked.

"They can't just advertise for one day. Tomorrow, Sasuke, you go there and tell them that all nine of your family members believe in Mr. Cardo. Cry your heart out and try to get as much as you can."

Sakura was speechless at the side. You must have taken all the bamboo shoots in this country of waves...

"By the way, there's something else I need to say," Naruto turned his gaze towards Sakura.

(End of this chapter)