Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 176: Safe Loan Opening

"Which senior just now specifically asked for my little slave?"

The sweet and crisp voice is simply charming to the core!

What a little goblin!

The venerable monks who remained calm even when faced with a collapse of Mount Tai suddenly lost their composure and squatted down under the pool again.

"Ahem, it's me..."

Master Xuanxiao, who had lived for thousands of years, actually showed a rare hint of nervousness at this moment.

"Senior, I'll wait for you on the second floor~"

"Going to the second floor?"

"Hehe, there are so many people watching here, how can I feel comfortable doing this?"

After saying this, the fairy bent down and knelt at the edge of the pool, looking at Xuan Xiao with a drawn gaze.

The latter took a deep breath. He wanted to go, but it was a bit inconvenient now!

"senior."

The fairy reached into the water, stirred it, and put it into her mouth to taste it.

"Senior, do you have something to hide right now?"

"Well no, it's, uh, well, a little bit."

"Hehe, I can help you solve your difficult problems~"

Things have come to this point, and now everyone can see what kind of service this fairy provides.

Taixu Sword Master frowned and made a hand gesture, and the eager young master Longxiang suddenly lost all his five senses.

Seeing Master Xuanxiao's dark face and motionless face, the fairy could only shake her head helplessly.

"Since it's not convenient for you, Senior, I'll leave first."

"Wait a minute!" The Taoist raised his hand: "Well, he can't do it, can I?"

Everyone:? ? ? !

Wow, so this is what a bath towel is used for?!

Master Xuanxiao’s face turned purple with anger!
Even the other venerables looked at him with strange eyes.

First of all, it was Xuan Xiao who specifically asked someone to meet him on the 17th at the front desk, and he didn’t say he wouldn’t go, right?
Xuan Xiao too, what's there to be embarrassed about standing up?
Pinch the horse!

Looking at the strange looks of fellow Taoists.

(◣◢) Master Xuanxiao gritted his teeth and stormed off!

Damn it! ! !

Everyone: |)|)
"Fairy, I was here first!"

"This"

No. 17 looked at Master Xuanxiao and then at Taoist Koujiao with a finger in his mouth, feeling a little hesitant.

"Seniors, do you want to go together? What about the price?"

"Of course not together!" they said in unison.

"How about I invite some more sisters over?"

"You have sisters?"

"Would you like to see the photos, seniors?"

"Well, let me take a critical look at it."

"No~"

"hiss?"

"that."

"Are there twins in there?"

"Well, do they all take the service from the second floor?"

"Senior~" the fairy continued, "We have a total of eight hundred fairies serving online, and you've only seen six."

Eight hundred?!

Everyone in the pool, including Taixu Sword Master, could no longer sit still.

I don’t know what the situation is.

Maybe because I haven't been around women for a long time, I am particularly excited today.

When the venerables came out from the elegant rooms on the second floor in groups of three or two, they all had the look of sages on their faces.

Strangely enough, after this battle, everyone actually developed a sense of brotherhood and no longer had any taboos in their conversations.

"Excellent, truly wonderful."

“That massage essential oil has a special secret”

"Their tricks are really endless."

"How does the top performer at Hongfenlou compare?"

“It’s better here.”

"The fairies here are the best because of their novel attire."

"It's mainly because there are so many ways to play. Even my iron-clad heart has been stimulated."

"You two better stop pretending to be so stupid. You couldn't even hold it in just now, so what are you talking about with your Dao Heart?"

Master Xuanxiao blushed and argued cunningly.

"That's because I've been in seclusion for too long!"

"To be honest, I just ate it. I really couldn't help myself."

"Which one? I'll try it next time."

"number 8."

"Number 8, right? I remembered that too. Actually, I just ordered two, twins. Let me tell you, that taste, hehehe, is incredible." "What the hell? You guys from the Demon Cult are the ones who know how to play! Next time I'll add three fairies!"

"What are they wearing? Why are they so seductive?"

"Who knows? Come back and ask tomorrow."

"Forget it, I won't leave. I can stay here on the second floor for the night. I'll take a rest before I go and have a big fight with her."

"Then I won't leave either."

"You guys aren't leaving? Then I won't leave either!"

By the time Young Master Long Xiang woke up from the pool, it was already late at night, and he was almost floating on the surface.

"No. Where are the people?"

[Hey, this chapter has been revised more than ten times, and it has all been deleted]

"Are you all going to the second floor?"

Faced with Jiang Chen's question, Xue'er did not dare to neglect and spoke immediately.

"Yes, all the Mahayana masters went there, and everyone ordered two at least. Uh, and we don't plan to leave. They're all on the second floor."

"Oh my god, these old idiots."

Jiang Chen narrowed his eyes, then smiled calmly. It was normal. The saying that a man remains a boy until he dies was not groundless.

According to relevant data from Bluestar:
Men can still have children even in old age.

Furthermore, these Mahayana masters haven't touched women for many years.
Well, actually, the peach fragrance that Jiang Chen got from Hu Yiyi is indeed useful, otherwise they wouldn’t have been picking on him so often.

"Yes, this opening was a great success! Keep it up. Also, continue to strengthen our strategic partnership with Hongfenlou and recruit 500 more people for training. 800 is still too few!"

"Good boss!"

[Ding, Douyin has reached 70 billion registered users. Does the host need to consume 50 billion emotion points to open the "Fangxindai" entrance?]

Ok?
I was already very happy today, but I didn’t expect the system to give me another big surprise!

"Open it! We can't let these young people live too comfortably. They have to bear the pressure of loans occasionally!"

"Can I borrow it if I'm over 18?"

Jiang Chen couldn't help laughing when he thought about those young monks under the age of 180 who were about to be burdened with online loans.

Soon, a flood of Fangxindai advertisements were pushed to the monks’ mobile phones.

If you want to use spirit stones but don't want to bother others, Douyin Wallet's Trust Loan will definitely help you, with a maximum discount of...

[Is it worthwhile to borrow 233 spirit stones and pay back every month? Of course not, then.]

[You can borrow Lingshi from the Fangxindai Douyin app now! You can borrow up to 20!]

[We're a bit tight on cash lately, don't panic! The sect is having trouble managing its funds, it's just a minor issue!]

[Ladies, are you still worried about not being able to buy the latest handbags due to a shortage of spirit stones? Are you still looking for limited editions? Open Douyin Wallet and get a loan.]

Your Taoist partner wants a bag, but you don't have any Spirit Stones? Your goddess wants luxury cosmetics, but you don't have any? Your junior sister in the sect wants a new phone, but you don't have any? Now, the Spirit Stone savior for male cultivators has arrived! If you love her, use Douyin's reliable loan app!

[Are you curious about your credit limit? Open Douyin Fangxindai and find out in just one second!]

The female cultivators of Yuehua Palace who had just finished eating hot pot and were preparing to leave also saw this video. If they didn't leave now, they wouldn't even be able to gather enough spirit stones to use the teleportation array.

"Eh? Senior Sister, Douyin launched this "Fangxindai" product. Did you get it?"

"Rest assured loan?"

"I got it too, but it seems like I'll use it this month and pay it back next month, which is like spending it in advance, which doesn't seem right."

"No, no, no, you're wrong. I just checked. It's for this month's use, but it can be paid back over several months! I think it's a good idea. I just borrowed some money."

"What!" Hearing this, Senior Sister Bai Zhi's face immediately fell. "How can you lend spirit stones so casually? What if there are some deceptive rules?!"

"No, look."

As she spoke, the junior sister took out her cell phone and opened the loan record and repayment information. Seeing this, the others also gathered around.

"Look, I only borrowed 1 yuan. It's not much, right?"

“That’s not much.”

"Look here. Below are the repayment dates and the amount to be repaid each period. I've divided it into 12 installments, so I only need to pay back 958 spirit stones each month. Is that too much?"

"That's not right? Then after 12 months, you will have to pay back an extra 1500 spirit stones, right?"

The junior sister raised her eyebrows and counted on her fingers to explain it to them seriously.

"Hey, how can you borrow money without interest? Think about it, if I borrow 1 yuan and spread it over 12 months, on average, in addition to the principal, I only need to pay an additional 125 spirit stones in interest every month. Is that a lot?"

1w points for 12 months.

The monthly interest is only 125?

"If you calculate it this way, it doesn't seem like much."

"I took out a loan because I was planning to treat my senior sisters to a bath at Pixianyu. I saw a review last night, and it's so comfortable there."

"Yes, I also found it. It seems to have the effect of beautifying the skin."

"Yes, yes, yes. We've added anti-aging and beauty powder to the pool. I heard that soaking in it overnight can make your skin several shades whiter!"

"Senior Sister Baizhi, are you going to take a bath?"

"This"

Bai Zhi was a little hesitant. It was already a night late. She had just sent a message to her master saying that she could go back today, but now she had to go take a bath again.

"Oh, Senior Sister, you've already treated us to hot pot, spending so many of your spirit stones. Now Junior Sister is taking out a loan to treat you to a bath. Let's go~"

"Yes, Baizhi, we finally managed to leave the Fire Region. If we go back, we might have to wait until an eternity before we can get out again."

"Okay!" Bai Zhi sent a message to her master: "Let's go have some fun. This time it's settled. We'll just have some fun, no spending. After we're done, we'll go back to the sect. How's that?"

"Alright! Just soak it, and then go back to the sect!"

"Well, at most I can just take a relaxing bath, where I can eat as much skewers and milk tea as I want, and there's no extra cost."

"Yes, I'll take the Shuxiang one, it's the best value for money!"

The female monks from Yuehua Palace, who had just finished eating hot pot, went up to the seventh floor in a mighty procession.

(End of this chapter)