Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 175 Can I stay here overnight? Then I won’t leave.

The front desk clerk looked up in confusion:
"Which fairy are you talking about?"

"It's a fairy wearing black, sexy-looking socks."

The receptionist smiled slightly and explained patiently.

"Every technician here wears black stockings. Did you notice the number on her breastplate?"

Badge?

"Number 17!"

"Number 17? Okay, please wait."

The front desk clerk sent a message in the group to ask, and then said helplessly.

"Sorry, number 17 is currently accepting orders. If you only want number 17's service, you can take your Spirit Stone card and take a bath first, then go to the lounge to rest. When number 17 is free, I will ask her to come find you."

"Okay, okay, where are your cards? I'm going in now."

"Ahem." Master Tiaodan also came over: "Give me that card, too."

"I want one too. I haven't taken a bath in a while. I miss it."

"I'm itchy all over too. Looks like I need to take a bath."

"It's fine if you don't say it, but once you do, I will..."

"Oh, I'm already here."

Well?
Sure!
This hand of cards is engraved with magic circles and numbers, and there are cabinets with corresponding numbers in the hall.

Just place the card on the handle of the corresponding cabinet, and the magic circle of the card and the cabinet will induct each other and unlock it.

You can also force open it.

However, this formation also has a "causal" relationship with the front desk.

If someone bypasses the magic circle and forces the door open, the front desk will be warned immediately.

"Not bad, quite creative."

"What's the point of being creative? Can't you just put the things you have in your storage ring?"

"You don't know this. Storage bags are popular nowadays. Are they easy to carry into the pool?"

"Oh"

Then, after taking off all their clothes except for their underpants, they made preparations to go in.

At this time, the Taoist priest Koujiao saw someone wrapping his basket with a bath towel, so he followed suit and took one.

"What are you doing with this thing? Who else takes a bath like you?"

“I see everyone is taking it.”

"Anyway, I won't take it."

"I won't take it either, it's just that there are so many people here. I can't even wear underwear at home."

"That's very comfortable."

"Huh, there are actually different passages?"

As far as the eye can see.

There are four passages leading inside.

It is divided into [Ordinary], [Comfort], [VIP] and [Supreme].

"Hello, what are the differences between these different specifications?"

In response to Taixu Sword Master's question, the young man in front of the passage gave a serious introduction.

In addition to the different specifications and environments of the baths.

[Ordinary] The bathhouse only provides basic services such as regular bathing and scrubbing, salt and milk addition, back tapping, cupping, pedicure and ear cleaning.

[Comfort] The bathing pool has added free-flowing skewers and milk tea, and fairies will perform dances from time to time.

[VIP] In addition to the above services, the bathhouse also features water from the Snow Mountain Spring, resident fairies performing dances, unlimited barbecue and hot pot, and a fairy who rubs your back instead of a man.

In addition to the above services, the [Supreme] bathhouse also includes random meals from the Little God Chef and other major services.

What is this mess?

They could roughly guess things like why the pool water came from different places, and what services were provided such as back massage and pedicure.

But in the end, this "big item" left them completely confused.

Whatever.

Since they are here, they might as well make the best of it. Given their status and position, they just asked casually, wanting to know what was different inside.

Even if the services inside are exactly the same, they will choose the Supreme Bath without hesitation.

"Ouch!"

The moment they stepped inside, even the group of Mahayana monks were dumbfounded.

It's more like a giant hot spring than a bathing pool. You can even vaguely see flames emitting heat at the bottom of the pool. There's even a small rockery in the center.

There is a flowing stream surrounding the periphery.

Milk tea and beer flowed in the stream from time to time, and there was also some steaming food on the table.

Facing the pool is a stage.

There are more than a dozen fairies with stunning looks playing music and dancing on it.

Moreover, he was dressed in rags, looking even more pitiful than the average Fu Li Ji.

A 'plop' sound.

The young and energetic Taixu Sword Master bent down and plunged into the pool.

Why bend over?
Don't ask.

The other few people reacted a little slower, and by the time they entered the pool, there were already obvious signs of lifting the rod.

Venerable Wuxiang blew out a smoke ring.

"Well, it's really good."

He grabbed a cup of milk tea and took a sip to suppress the heat in his heart, and Master Xuanxiao nodded frequently.

"Honestly, I feel like I'm finally living the life that a human being should be living."

This statement was recognized by everyone.

"Yeah, I can't understand why we had to fight to the death in the first place."

"Because the Spiritual Qi Continent is rich in spiritual energy, your Demon Abyss is not suitable for becoming an immortal, so we launched a war."

When talking about such a sensitive topic, the righteous and evil masters in the bathing pool could not help but start a heated debate.

"Bah! Don't be so shameless. The Spiritual Continent is so vast, how much of it can we, the Demonic Path, occupy? We haven't even touched some sacred mountains and blessed lands. We all live in desolate mountain wilderness!"

"You can't say that. You were all living well in the Demon Abyss, and suddenly you all came out. Even though you're far away from the towns in our Eight Regions, as the saying goes, how can I allow others to sleep soundly beside my bed?"

"You righteous people are still so shameless! I really wonder what kind of mental state you are in to say such nonsense as we are living 'well' in the Demon Abyss. If we were living comfortably, would we have come out? Isn't it because we have no chicken feather spiritual energy and we really can't bear it?!"

"Anyway, it was you, the Demonic Path, who were at fault first."

"Was it your fault first? Haha, anyway, your foundation of Taoism has been destroyed by my magic path, and you are destined to have no chance of becoming an immortal in this life."

"Le, you speak as if you can become an immortal."

Facing the counter-question from Venerable Wuxiang, Master Tiaodan curled his lips.

"Will there be hot pot and barbecue after becoming an immortal? Will there be Douyin games? Will there be a one-on-one video chat with a fairy?"

"Tsk, it's true what they said about ricochets. Not all the immortals in heaven are as free as we are." Taixu Jianzun took the hot towel and put it on his head.

"father."

Young Master Long Xiang, who had been silent all this time, suddenly spoke.

"Why don't you just not become an immortal? It would be better for you to dissolve into the world of immortals and continue to roam freely in the Spiritual Continent for tens of thousands of years."

"Becoming an immortal is so risky. If I get killed by lightning, I'll have nothing left."

"Besides, our Spiritual Continent is developing so well now, your life as an immortal may not be as comfortable and carefree as it is now."

Upon hearing Dan Xiang say such outrageous words, Taixu Jianzun surprisingly did not scold him as a "rebellious son".

Instead, I started thinking seriously.

Not only him, but the other venerables could not help but reflect on it.

Because, what Young Master Long Xiang said this time was not without reason.
It's actually not that bad to survive the heavenly tribulation. Taixu Sword Master is at the peak of his powers, and he has no injuries on his body. With the background of the Taixu Sword Hidden Family, he has an 80% chance of success, if not 100%.

But no one can tell what it is like after becoming an immortal.

Occasionally, our ancestors would perform some miracles, but that didn’t mean anything. It only proved that some of the ancestors who had ascended were still alive.

Is there no class after becoming an immortal?
Will there be hot pot and barbecue after becoming an immortal?

Are there any Douyin games?

Is there a fairy who can have a 1 on 1 video with you?
What if it’s just like what’s written in the novel, and I ascend to heaven to do hard labor?
Everyone in the pool now is the one who defines the rules of the Spiritual Continent. Once they ascend, they will most likely become rule-abiding ones.

Especially Taixu Sword Master, he was still worried about the waste Dan Xiang.

If he ascends by himself, he will be alone.
Let’s see when the time comes. If it doesn’t work, then just die. Taixu Sword Master secretly made up his mind.

"Hey, the Spiritual Continent is really different now. There's a lot less fighting and killing~"

"Before, people would fight bloody battles for a scroll of martial arts or a magical weapon. Now, to attract fans, those sects are teaching martial arts for free on Douyin. All you need to do is click on "Follow" and spend at most one spirit stone to get a fan card to join the group."

"Who says it's not? Not to mention the weapons, you don't know that we are still relatively lucky. Most of the cultivators in the Heavenly Demon Realm have sent their equipment back to the Fire Refining Valley for recycling."

"Indeed, the civilization in the Heavenly Demon Territory is more developed. I heard that they..."

Just as they were sighing with emotion, No. 17, who had just made Master Xuanxiao's heart flutter, came over in high heels with long legs and a scent of air.

(End of this chapter)