Who let this Dementor into Hogwarts!

Chapter 52 "Happy Dementors"

"Great!"

Cohen cheered.

"Good you—coo coo coo coo—"

The Count was so anxious that he could not even speak, and his two big eyes seemed to be about to pop out of their sockets.

This Dementor-like creature, made of the joy that Coin had stolen from the Count, was floating above the Room of Requirement. It looked almost identical to a normal Dementor, except that it was silver.

"I must have fainted from all the excitement." The Count said firmly, "You evil little Dementor, don't try to tamper with my erotic dreams. There will be a lot of owls soon..."

The Count turned his back to himself, refusing to look at Coin or the silver Dementor floating at the top of the room.

It looked like a ball of brown fur as it mumbled about its erotic dreams.

It's so weird, it's so weird no matter how you look at it.

It was as weird as if Satan suddenly tore off his devilish skin and Jesus came out of it.

But Cohen didn't care about the Count's feelings - the Patronus of an Animagus is their Animagus form, so it makes sense that Cohen, a half-Dementor, has a Dementor as his Patronus?
Cohen currently had no creatures that were afraid of the Patronus to try, and he wasn't sure if this Patronus could be used against Dementors or Voldemorts...

Maybe I could go to Azkaban and rescue a few Dementors?
But this also raises a number of questions. Since Coin isn't a pure Dementor, will they discriminate against him? Will they consider him one of their own kind, or a human? Or do they truly consider him a "Mudblood" among the Dementors?
There was another very important problem. Cohen was not sure whether he could eat them - it was not certain whether Dementors had souls, and few people had studied it in depth.

There are too many problems. I have to include sneaking to Azkaban in this year's plan.

"Do you know where Azkaban is?"

Cohen asked the Count.

"Are you talking to your Dementor Patronus?" the Count asked, huddled in his den without turning around.

"I'm talking to you," Cohen corrected him. "At least I'm not crazy enough to talk to a doll I created."

With that, Cohen canceled the spell.

The success of the Patronus Charm this time showed that Cohen could bypass the instinct in his soul to avoid the Patronus and use some unconventional means to summon the Patronus - such as eating other people's emotions.

But the image of this guardian angel is indeed a bit...unacceptable to ordinary people.

After all, the patronus of most people is usually "the appearance of the animal with which they are most friendly", and Dementors are obviously not "animals with affinity".

This also means... Cohen cannot currently rely on this thing to prove his inner kindness and justice.

But there must be a solution - the form of the guardian angel can be changed... right?
"What new ideas have you come up with?"

The Count turned around slowly, and after seeing the Dementor Patronus disappear, he seemed to feel relieved.

"Just now, your Patronus almost sucked away the most beautiful memories of my life. From now on, I will resolutely—"

"The Patronus won't suck your happiness away," Cohen interrupted. "I did it—but that's not the point. I have a very important new plan—do you know the location of Azkaban?"

"Are you planning a rebellion or a coup now?" the Count asked suspiciously, "But you've only been enrolled for half a year..."

"I plan to start the 'Minister Norton' project after graduation," Cohen said seriously.

"This trip to Azkaban is to find some Dementors."

"Why are you looking for Dementors?" The Count suddenly became alert, thinking of the black unicorn Cohen kept in the Room of Requirement...

"You shouldn't be..."

"I want to get some." ("You want a Dementor girlfriend?")
Cohen and the Count spoke almost simultaneously.

"Is hunger and lust all that's on your mind?" Cohen asked calmly.

"Why do you keep Dementors if you're not looking for a wife?" the Count retorted. "Can the happiness of a single bird like me support the two of you? Don't force me to run away now - once I join the Owl Moon Landing Project, you'll never be able to catch me again!"

"Not just two, I'm planning to raise a few more." Cohen waved a finger, "If they can communicate with me in a friendly way."

"Ha, they must be very friendly. After all, you are a little Dementor. They will give you the biggest piece of happiness left in Azkaban so that you won't starve - every species will take care of its own cubs."

The Count said in a dry voice.

"That would be much easier." Cohen nodded in agreement with the prediction.

"Please note that I am not approving of you raising a Dementor. It will murder me, and you will lose something very important, such as my loyalty, friendship, and some other bonds—"

"I'm not even going to hear whether you agree or not," Coin said bluntly. "You can't do anything about it anyway—so where is Azkaban?"

"You'll be doomed if Dumbledore finds out you're keeping Dementors in school," the Earl advised again.

"I don't have to raise one either - but I have to go to Azkaban. So where is Azkaban?"

"I can't possibly fly to that damn place—"

"So where is Azkaban?"

Cohen continued to ask, and after thinking for a moment, he added:
"Just tell me the location and I'll go there myself."

"It seems you really want to go home." The Earl was somewhat helpless with Cohen's persistence. "Okay... Azkaban is on a small island in the middle of the North Sea, northwest of England - but I can't help you mark it, it's an unmappable magical area."

"No specific address?" Cohen frowned.

"Those people transporting criminals all rely on portkeys. I've witnessed this before," the Count said. "If you want to find them, you'll probably have to drift on the sea for a long time, so my advice is—"

"We'll find it if we float for a while." Cohen didn't care too much about this, as long as he could determine which sea area it was.

But this also means that I will have to disappear from home or school for many days - I probably won't have much chance this semester, and I may have to find some reasons to let Rose and Edward let me out during the summer vacation.

And in order to avoid being unable to return quickly, Cohen felt that he had to learn how to Apparate - otherwise it would take him even longer to go back and forth after going out to sea.

Many things have to be done slowly, such as the idea of ​​raising Dementors, the ultimate plan to become Minister of Magic, the long-term plan to solve the problem of broken souls, and... the short-term goal of stealing the Philosopher's Stone.

Quirrell will be able to get the information tonight, and Cohen will be able to go to Hagrid's place to see the hatched dragon in a while - I wonder if the fire dragon's soul strength is high.

(End of this chapter)