Who let this Dementor into Hogwarts!

Chapter 135 Worshiping God, Satan, Merlin, and Cthulhu is fine, but what the hell is worshipping Cohen?

The locked door now opened with a push, and behind it was a small room with an even stronger smell of blood and an appearance more like a Satanic cult scene.

Across the room was a podium-like thing with an open book on it, like the Bible that a church priest read from during his sermons.

On the ground was a circular pattern made up of broken bones and some scattered objects. If you looked at the shape...

"Worshiping Dementors is too anthropomorphic..."

Cohen clicked his tongue.

A black hood, scraps of black cloak, and two slender, withered human hands that had been severed. Only a Dementor could fit this image.

What was Cohen then? Had their Lord come to earth?

Cohen stepped over the altar dedicated to the Dementors and decided to take a look at this pagan "Bible".

Fortunately, it is written in English, so I can understand it.

It describes the arrival of a great being in extremely long and old words.

[He has a thousand faces and speaks a thousand languages]

When You See People, He Comes

You see the deadly snake, and it hisses out fate.

When you see the dark horse, He cruelly smears the curse with blood.

When you see a wandering soul, He will quietly foreshadow annihilation in the shadows.

When you see the hybrid Chimera, He burns despair with scorching fire.

……

Although he didn't quite understand why these people used such impressive-looking words to describe an old man in prison, a lying basilisk, an alcoholic unicorn and a clingy little Dementor, Cohen enjoyed watching them.

It's like reading a cool article written by someone that is centered around himself.

And Cohen discovered something new here.

"Chimera..."

According to the pattern of this passage, the last part of Cohen should be a "Chimera".

This creature does exist and is on the Ministry of Magic's list of 5X dangerous creatures.

It is a magical creature native to Greece, very bloodthirsty and violent, with a lion's head, a goat's body and a fire dragon's tail. It is extremely dangerous. There is only one record in history of a wizard successfully killing the Chimera, and the wizard later died from exhaustion after falling off his Pegasus.

It's hard to say why Boke Manor was able to get this thing, but Cohen guessed that it was probably the same method used to abduct the basilisk Sissoko.

But Chimera is a hybrid creature, so why does this prayer add the word "hybrid" before the word "Chimera"?

Does this mean that the Chimera that makes up Cohen is a mix of more species of creatures?

And there are cake hands? Cohen originally thought five was the limit, but how come even bloodlines can be nested?

The prayer had not yet ended, and Cohen decided to continue to enjoy himself and see how these people would praise him.

[He was born from chaos, unpredictable and unimaginable]

[Whatever is high in the world, He brings it down]

If the world is low and deep, He makes it naked.

In the deepest despair, everyone is willing to cry out His name and beg for forgiveness.

But no one knows His real name

[Because He had long forgotten everything and was immersed in that great dream]

He clings to His identical memory.

[In that huge house, in that chamber of fire, in the night of counting the years...] [When the work of creation is finished, the absurd dream quietly awakens]

【Wake Him Up! 】

【Wake Him Up! 】

【Wake Him Up! 】

……

The back is filled with dense [Wake Him Up! ].

After writing it thousands of times, Cohen finally realized that the words were not written in red ink, but in blood.

It is indeed crazy to chase stars to this extent, and it is understandable that Bo Jin said they are a crazy organization.

Whether it was for the purpose of destroying the world or something like that, the people of Silver Key felt that Cohen was the god destined to destroy the world, and then all they had to do was wake Cohen up.

"What's the Scarlet Witch plot..."

Cohen complained.

This group of people were just bored and behaved themselves after being sent to Siberia to grow potatoes for a few months - but now that Cohen understood their intentions, it was much easier for him to deal with them.

Isn't it just about waking yourself up?

When God says awake, then awake...
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In the hazy morning, when Cohen returned home to Privet Drive and carefully "climbed" to the second-floor window, preparing to return to his bed without being noticed, he saw a horrifying scene.

"How are you going to explain leaving a pillow on the bed and sneaking out last night?"

Rose looked calm and asked Cohen,
"Dirk Marv?"

Totally spicy!

Even the Knight Bus had been checked, and Cohen had almost guessed how much effort Rose had put into finding him.

Generally speaking, the longer it takes for parents to look for their child after they run away from home, the more severe the punishment will be when they find him...

"Will I still get breakfast?" Cohen asked tentatively.

"No note? No message? Even the Count is gone!"

Rose's emotions exploded in an instant.
"Do you know how worried I am about you?! You could be captured by Voldemort or some other dark wizard! You could die! You could be once again—"

Cohen could no longer hear the following sounds; his ears started to tinnitus. The human eardrum has a limit - this also made it convenient for Cohen to "clear his mind" for a while.

Rose kept muttering for more than half an hour until her mouth was dry, and Cohen kindly handed her a glass of water.

"Last night I wanted to...ah, that, buy you some candles!"

Seeing that Rose had almost vented her anger, Cohen quickly took out a handful of eternal candles from his pocket.

When Cohen came out of the underground, he happened to meet the old man. Although the shop owner was rather slow and no conflict arose that required Cohen to resolve through violence, the old man insisted on doing business even though he was just groggy and had just woken up. He insisted that Cohen came to buy candles, and then in an extremely shameless manner, he threw a tantrum and begged Cohen to buy a candle from him.

"It's Christmas... please be kind..." the old man begged Cohen tearfully, "buy some candles... so I can have a full meal tomorrow..."

Considering that Edward and Rose's wedding anniversary is approaching, Cohen decides to buy them a bunch of candles as props.

Now it suddenly really comes in handy.

The severity and anger on Rose's face faded a little.

"I thought your wedding anniversary would be at the end of January. If Daddy prepares a candlelight dinner for you, I guess you would be very happy..." Cohen quickly followed this logic.

"Don't sneak out alone next time!"

Rose finally warned,

"Mom likes your gift very much, but next time you go, remember to leave a note. Don't make it look like kidnapping...yesterday your dad and I were so worried—where did you buy the candles? We searched the Leaky Cauldron and Diagon Alley but couldn't find you..."

(End of this chapter)