Simulates history, but Chongzhen is the Divine Emperor at the beginning

Chapter 209 Bride and Groom
"what?!"

Seeing this strange plot unfold, Zhou Liang, who had originally wanted to find more information about the so-called "Great Song Dynasty", was suddenly stunned:
What the hell? How could someone just come up and matchmake for a stranger without saying anything?

It is also said that there are several rooms, regardless of whether they are married or not, they can open a harem...

Weird! Very weird!

Zhou Liang confirmed one thing almost instantly:

"There's definitely something strange about this village. If I agree to the marriage, something unexpected will definitely happen!"

At this strange and dangerous moment, Zhou Liang subconsciously chose to refuse!

But the problem is, there is no option to refuse...

Zhou Liang couldn't help but cover his forehead:
"It's over! This kid is a retard!"

Originally, when the cut was made, I had predicted that the new personality would be a mentally retarded idiot... But at that time, considering that Zhou Zifang was accompanying him, I didn't pay too much attention to it. After all, the invincible Zhou Tianzun could make up for all intellectual deficiencies!

Or according to his own plan, the captain of this two-person exploration team is not Ershazi at all, but Zhou Tianzun, and Ershazi is at most just a tool.

Just like Liu Chan, the last emperor of Shu Han in history, and his father Zhuge Liang who devoted his life to the cause until his death, the father-in-law fought on his behalf, and Liu Chan just had to follow his orders!

But the reality was that the fool was so foolish that even Zhou Tianzun, a skilled cook, was powerless to make any progress. He had no way of directing him to make strategic moves...

This time the idiot is not Liu Chan anymore, this must be the extremely weakened version of Sima Zhong!

Facing such a master, even if Zhou Tianzun was the ultimate enhanced version of Zhuge Liang, he could only follow Aba Aba's expression and was completely unable to lead...

"This is really the end..."

At this moment, Zhou Liang suddenly felt like Sima Yan. He was so angry that he almost had a cerebral hemorrhage because of having such a "son" with such low IQ!

But... Sima Yan couldn't cripple his foolish son, and Zhou Liang couldn't get rid of the idiot he had cut out. After all, if he didn't go, then only his original body would be the one to end up like this. If he wasn't careful, he would be completely doomed...

"Forget it, at this point we can only take it one step at a time!"

Zhou Liang gritted his teeth and went even crazier:
"Choose B!"

[Ding! You chose option B. First, you'll crawl, roll, and twist in the darkness... and then excitedly yell!]

【…】

[As the old man asked about the marriage proposal with a smile on his face, you were so excited that you couldn't control yourself. You fell to the ground and rolled around, grinning innocently as you rolled around...]

【Old man: …】

[Everyone:...]

Everyone looked at each other in bewilderment. Although they already knew you had a serious intellectual disability, your behavior still made them twitch their eyes, and even made them want to abandon their plans.

But as the saying goes, it's impossible to let the duck fly away after it's already in your mouth...

Everyone discussed it and decided: Since you don't seem to be objecting, then everyone is naturally happy!

"Although your opinion isn't really important, and even if you express obvious resistance, everyone will still carry on with the work, but if you're willing, that's naturally the best..."

【So the two sides hit it off immediately! 】

[On the day you agreed to marry, the village elder announced the good news to everyone!]

[Without further delay, a wedding was quickly arranged...]

Although it was simple and rushed, every household displayed the Chinese character "喜" (happiness) on red paper. The whole village was ablaze with red, and the joyful atmosphere was like Chinese New Year!

[You don't know why your wedding makes all these villagers so happy. It's not them getting married, so why should they be so happy?]

[But you didn't take it too seriously. After all, your focus was on getting married: it's a wedding!]

Although your vague mind is unclear about the specific concept of marriage, the relationship between men and women is ultimately human instinct, and even you can't help but start looking forward to it.

So you excitedly find the old man and ask him where the brides are. You want to see if the brides in those rooms are beautiful.

Although the old man didn't understand your babbling, he could still guess your general meaning. He couldn't help but laugh and said, "Don't worry, my friend. It's a formal marriage... How can a man and a woman meet casually before the wedding night?"

"But please rest assured, my friend. While our remote and poor village may not be able to produce any Xi Shi, Diao Chan, or Yang Yuhuan, the bride will definitely not be ugly!"

He then burst into laughter again. "Besides, even if you look down on our local vulgar women, we don't care about quality over quantity... We just want a large enough meal to satisfy your hunger!"

[“They may not be pretty, but there are definitely enough of them. I guarantee you’ll be satisfied…”]

[Quantity over quality?] [You ponder it for a moment and decide it's okay...]

[So, you left the old man's house with satisfaction and continued to wander around the village.]

[The old man began searching the house for wedding attire, preparing it for you to wear that evening...]

【…】

Everything is normal.

Although the process was full of weirdness, you could tell that these kind people really wanted you to get married, and their behavior in this regard was indeed very normal.

While strolling around, you observed the villagers: every home was decorated with lanterns and colorful decorations, everyone's face was filled with smiles, and some even prepared food and drinks at home...

[Spiritual bodies don't need to eat or drink, so normally, they don't need to cook. However, your arrival and marriage have caused them to prepare food and wine. This is obviously because they are happy!]

Even though they couldn't enjoy the food and drinks, they still put some out to create a good atmosphere. This shows how happy they are. They might not even be this happy during Chinese New Year...

So warm! So simple!

These kindhearted villagers made you feel deeply moved. Even though your thoughts were a little hazy, you subconsciously praised them, "The kindness of the villagers is endless!"

[Hallucination of a mysterious person:? ]

[He looks at you in surprise: Is this... talking?!]

"No, why is it that the only thing you can say clearly is 'I'm still indebted to you'? Whose database are you using...?"

He shook his head helplessly, then shifted his focus: From his perspective, there was simply nothing right about this village!

[First, there are no living people in the village, only a bunch of spirits pretending to be human... What are they made of? Why do they have spirits? Are they born with it, or do they acquire it?]

Why would a bunch of ghosts live like normal people in a village? They clearly don't need to eat, yet they still cultivate food in the fields... Why is that?

[Secondly, why would they want to find a marriage for a stranger like you? And why would they mention so many at once...]

What's the motivation? What's the reason? Is it really just simple hospitality?

[And who will the wife they're going to marry you to be? Will she be from the village, or from outside? Will she be a living person, or a ghost like them? Or something even more alien?]

[He couldn’t tell the difference. He really couldn’t tell the difference…]

[Additionally, he hadn't been able to find out the specific situation of this "Great Song Dynasty" yet, and all sorts of matters were piling up in Zhou Tianzun's mind, making him feel particularly confused and his head felt a little pointed...]

【But now, we can only take it one step at a time. 】

[He sighed and continued to wait and see what would happen.]

[And this view soon reached dusk...]

【…】

"A wedding ceremony should naturally begin at dusk!"

The old man smiled and invited you into his courtyard. Once inside, you saw table after table of villagers attending the wedding.

[Before the table filled with food and wine, they all smile and express their blessings to you, wishing you a wonderful night! ]

You also greeted them with a smile...

【Gradually, the sky darkened.】

[Just then, the village elder held out a wedding dress and, smiling, urged you to change into it quickly, as they would be ready for the wedding ceremony soon!]

[And you took it with a smile... but when you opened it, you discovered it was actually a bright red wedding dress for women!]

[Women's?]

You look confused: Did I get the wrong one? How did the bride's dress end up here?

[“Wrong? That’s right!”]

Everyone laughed: "Today you are the bride!"

"And we are all bridegrooms!"

……

(End of this chapter)