Chapter 208 My friend, do you want a wife?

"Da Song?"

Zhou Liang, who had been paying attention to the simulation information, frowned when he saw this:
Could it be that the alien world on the other side of the golden gate is also a historical dimension?

This was something Zhou Liang had not expected. After all, the world opposite was most likely the source of the "golden light from the sky". According to him, the world opposite should be an unknown and terrifying world where supernatural powers were flying around.

With this preconceived notion, Zhou Liang actually viewed the other side as a "fantasy world of immortal heroes." He had even prepared himself mentally for the possibility that the other side was "a certain cultivation world," "a certain abyss," or "above the heavens."

But when the current name of the country "Great Song" came out, he immediately realized that the opposite side was most likely not a purely alien dimension that had nothing to do with the Central Plains culture, but a historical alien dimension similar to the "Divine Emperor Ming Dynasty".

The name "Great Song" immediately reminded Zhou Liang of the Song Dynasty in history that was established due to the Chenqiao Rebellion!

"Could it be that the other side is also a [Divine Emperor Song Dynasty] transformed by the Heaven-Descending Divine Emperor?"

Zhou Liang scratched his head and guessed...

But he didn't jump to conclusions directly. After all, there were many regimes called "Song" in history. There were "Yin Song", "Liu Song", "Northern Song", "Southern Song", "Dragon and Phoenix Song", and so on. It's even possible that it was the "Australian Song" from another dimension...

Whether it is the Zhao Song Dynasty that I first reacted to, I still have to slowly verify it.

And the most critical information known now is not just the name of a country, but also the abnormality of the local people!

Zhou Liang carefully read the historical information and gradually summarized the following key points:

"First, there's the anomaly of the location you're traveling through. The first place the simulated character arrives at is a desolate, uninhabited area... This is highly unusual. Unless it's a time of war or chaos, even if many villages are abandoned, they'll quickly be occupied by new immigrants. After all, land is valuable, and no farmer would sit idly by while large tracts of fertile land are abandoned."

"This is the first abnormality in an ecologically normal uninhabited area!"

"The second anomaly is that the abandoned villages show no signs of disaster. Even the granaries are full, and there's no sign of rummaging through the houses. It's as if the people simply vanished without taking anything with them..."

"Furthermore, Zifang also deduced that the village's abandonment coincided with the arrival of the golden light upon the Ming Dynasty, meaning there might be a causal relationship between the two..."

These bizarre descriptions swirled endlessly in Zhou Liang's mind, seemingly sketching out the rough outlines of an alien world... But upon closer inspection, these fragmented bits of information didn't actually depict anything concrete; they simply formed an abstract, distorted, and bizarre picture...

What makes it even more bizarre is the third point:

"Those villagers who interacted with the simulated characters were actually spirits, and their color was a strange pink..."

Zhou Liang couldn't help but think:

Although the simulator will pop up a lot of meme-inspired messages, it is always very cautious when using descriptive words in key positions.

Since even the simulator clearly states that it is a "weird pink", then these pink villagers from another world must be no good...

"It seems that the first challenge is about to come..."

Looking at the simulated information, Zhou Liang gradually became nervous...

……

[Song Dynasty?]

[After being chopped into pieces by the original body, you thought for a long time but couldn't recall any relevant memories. You just instinctively felt that this country name was very familiar...]

【And then, you are happily welcomed into the village by the villagers! 】

As soon as you enter the village, the villagers, young and old, all flock to you, staring at you with curiosity, as if you were a monkey in a zoo... [And as they stare at you, they start asking you all sorts of questions, including but not limited to: nationality, hometown, name, parents, wife, children... and so on, as if they are checking your household registration...]

[Seeing this scene, the mysterious man in the hallucination couldn't help but think: This is quite similar to the scene in "Peach Blossom Spring" where the villagers of Peach Blossom Spring asked the fisherman from Wuling where they came from!]

[However, unlike the fisherman, you were completely incapable of answering the question of your origins after being chopped to pieces by your original form... In a sense, you're now nothing more than a fool. Your thinking, memory, and language abilities are all clearly impaired and dysfunctional.]

[Faced with everyone's questions, you really want to have a good conversation, but as soon as your words come out, they just become "Ah Ba Ah Ba"...]

So, you can't help but turn to the mysterious person in your hallucination, hoping he can help you, but he can only shake his head: this objective reality is so imperfect, and a subjective product of yours is really helpless to help...

He was also helpless: He had thought he had come in to be a "father" to the idiot, but he had discovered that the idiot was too stupid. He couldn't devote himself to him at all, and could only "Aba Aba" with this kid... Perhaps the only role he could play was to serve as a camera commentator for "another self"...

[And seeing you yelling "Aba Aba" like a fool, the villagers couldn't help but look at each other in bewilderment.]

[Then several leaders gathered aside, seemingly to discuss your issue...]

[After a while, one of the old men walked towards you with a smile, and then he asked you.]

"I wonder if this young man is married?"

You tilt your head: Aba Aba?

The old man didn't care about your answer. After all, you're just too stupid to be so smart... And since he asked you this question knowing you were mentally ill, he definitely didn't care about your response.

[Sure enough, facing your ambiguous "Aba Aba", the old man remained calm and even laughed.]

"If you are unmarried, would you be willing to choose a few good wives? And if you are already married, would you be willing to have a few more beautiful wives?"

[Your eyes widen: Ababa Ababa?!]

Although you may not be very intelligent, this doesn't mean you're completely idiotic. As an independent spirit separated from your true self, you do understand some basic concepts. However, due to limitations in your thinking and language skills, you're unable to express them accurately.

[This blatant mention of marriage completely exposed the old man's intentions: Young man, do you want a wife? If so, I will give you several immediately!]

[Yes, several rooms! ]

[This old man doesn't just want to arrange one marriage for you, he wants to arrange several marriages for you at once...]

[Is this... this a beaver? ]

How can you propose marriage to a stranger after just meeting them? And you're talking about multiple relationships... This is just the weirdest of the weird!

[But... you can't think that much right now. Your primal instincts have overwhelmed your broken consciousness, and the moment you hear the word "marriage," you become instantly excited...]

[Ding! Faced with the strange marriage proposal from a strange old man in a strange village, what do you choose: (?)]

【A: Excited Aba Aba! 】

[B: First, crawling, rolling, and twisting in the darkness on the ground... and then excitedly shouting "Aba Aba!"]

……

(End of this chapter)

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