The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 513 Is the Matchmaker Here? Help Me Kill Someone

Chapter 513 Is the Matchmaker Here? Help Me Kill Someone
Fortunately, Chen Tianming's hope, Chen Yuying, who could restrain Lin Li, returned soon. As a result, Lin Li was immediately restricted to the level of a mere imposter and no longer uttered words that extremists would consider too extreme.

They didn't sit and rest around the artificial lake any longer. Instead, they complied with Chen Tianming's wish and continued to stroll around Pingjiang Academy.

Naturally, Lin Li still stands in the middle, flanked by his two companions.

It can only be said that Chen Tianming's infiltration of the couple Lin Li and Chen Yuying did indeed involve NTR, but the one who was NTR'd was Bai Bufan.

"There's a technology building? It's so high-tech! Take a picture of it and show it to Qiaoqiao later."

"The dormitory building's color scheme is so ugly. I'll take a picture and show it to Qiaoqiao later."

"..."

What Lin Li didn't expect was that in this trio, it wasn't Chen Tianming who was eating dog food (a Chinese slang term for witnessing public displays of affection), but rather Chen Tianming who isolated the other two, forcibly feeding Lin Li and Chen Yuying a mouthful of low-quality dog ​​food filled with technology and ruthless acts.

"With such a strong desire to share, why don't you try harder and persuade Yao Qiaoqiao to come out and go shopping with you? What's the point of studying?" Lin Li said disdainfully.

"I also want to be with Qiaoqiao, but Qiaoqiao is at an awkward level where she's not as good as you but not as good as me. Reviewing might really play a decisive role for her."

My love for her is a sincere love, a love that wants her to be happy, not a love to satisfy my own petty selfish desires.

I would never make such a request that would put her in a difficult position. Even if she chose me then, the smile she wore while being with me would likely mask underlying sadness.

Chen Tianming said with deep emotion.

Lin Li: "Uh, she won't choose you, so forget about it."

Chen Tianming: "Shut up."

Lin Li: "You only refrain from trying because you know you can't persuade them."

Chen Tianming: "You talk too much, Lin Li."

Lin Li: "I'm anxious, you just don't know how to persuade people."

Chen Tianming: "Damn, how am I supposed to persuade him? He makes no sense and has no standing to back me up!"

“Sigh,” Lin Li shook his head regretfully and helplessly, “Tianming, if you were even slightly better at math, you would know how to persuade her.”

Chen Tianming frowned as he looked at Lin Li, waiting for him to continue.

Since the class monitor is here now, there's a small chance they might actually be speaking human language.

Lin Li cleared his throat:
"Tianming, remember this: 'Making the most of your time to review = getting a grade you won't regret,' 'Not making the most of your time to review = getting a grade you'll regret.' Add the two together, and you'll get 'Making the most of your time to review + Not making the most of your time to review = getting a grade you won't regret + getting a grade you'll regret.'"

Here, we extract the common factor (1 + not), which is "(1 + not) seize the time to review = (1 + not) get a regrettable result".

Simplifying (1 + no), we get "Seize the time to review = get a regrettable result".

See, this clearly and simply proves the reasoning.

If Yao Qiaoqiao continues to study like this, she will only get a disappointing result in the end. It would be better for her to come out with Tianming and have a good time exploring the school.

You, you're still suffering because of your lack of education.

Chen Tianming and Chen Yuying: "..."

Chen Tianming sighed.

As expected, with Chen Yuying present, getting Lin Li to speak like a human being was ultimately a low-probability event.

"Lin Li, why don't you try persuading the squad leader like this?" Chen Tianming said with a smile.

Lin Li was taken aback upon hearing this.

Then, somewhat confused, he pointed at Chen Tianming, then turned to look at Chen Yuying beside him, blinked, reached out and took her hand, and swung it back and forth dramatically in front of Chen Tianming. Finally, he pointed to himself, then to Chen Tianming, and then to Chen Yuying.

"Ah."

Lin Li spread his hands and made a sound that was tinged with laughter.

Everything is conveyed through actions; no further words are needed.

Chen Tianming remained expressionless.

Grass.

hastily!!!!

……

"Let's go have lunch. By the way, Tianming, do you want to eat with Yao Qiaoqiao? She can't skip lunch just to study, can she?"

Pingjiang Academy was, after all, just a higher education institution. Apart from some things that were indeed novel, it was no different from Nansang Academy. After looking through the school's artificial hill—or rather, a small earthen slope covered with grass—Lin Li asked questions.

“She didn’t bring her phone, so I can’t contact her. I guess she’s eating with her classmates or by herself, so I won’t eat with her.” Chen Tianming shrugged.

“No,” Lin Li shook his head, stroking his chin as he analyzed, “Tianming, you’re such a super simp, wouldn’t you have gone to wait for her half an hour early downstairs at her exam hall? But you didn’t. So there’s only one truth: you asked Yao Qiaoqiao before you came to me, and she clearly said no.”

Then you're ordering noodles now, deliberately omitting this step, trying to appear more carefree.

Chen Tianming: "..."

Chen Tianming felt that Lin Li was a very serious person.

What are you mumbling about? Go to the cafeteria and get me two dishes, and give me two hundred yuan.

"Lin Li, you probably don't have many friends in real life, do you?" Chen Tianming sneered. "Actually, we have a second gaming group. Guess who wasn't invited?"

Lin Li simply ignored it.

"Let's go eat at the cafeteria." Lin Li said, taking out the meal tickets that the school had issued in advance from the file bag. "East Cafeteria, it should be over there, the one we just passed."

"Do they even differentiate between food and drink? Pingjiang Academy actually has two canteens? That's amazing!" Chen Tianming said, taking out his meal ticket and glancing at the words.

Nansang Academy has only one two-story canteen.

However, when Bai Bufan first enrolled, he insisted that he thought Nansang Academy was very high-class, with two canteens on each floor of the teaching building, and separate for men and women.

—This version originated from Lin Li, and Bai Bufan tried to deny it, but to no avail.

The three arrived at the cafeteria. Although it was only 11:30, there were still quite a lot of people in the cafeteria, with students in all sorts of school uniforms or casual clothes coming and going.

Cafeteria: No~ No, not so fast~ So much~
Okay, it's not that coy.

Instead, there's an electronic banner screen at the entrance of the cafeteria, which is currently displaying a series of welcoming messages to students from other schools, as well as the dishes served today.

Lin Li stopped in his tracks.

Chen Tianming looked at Lin Li, who was still looking up at the electronic banner screen, and asked in confusion, "What's wrong?"

Lin Li frowned and pointed at the banner above:
"Lion's head (pork)?" The lion's head at Pingjiang University cafeteria is actually made of pork? I came to eat lion's head, and they're trying to fool me with a pig's head? Isn't this a black-hearted cafeteria? It's a scam!
Can I file a complaint? Where can I file a complaint? It feels inferior to our Nansang Academy. I suggest we call it Nansang City or Pingjiang County from now on.

Chen Tianming laughed in anger.

Even when you're looking for trouble, you wouldn't say something like that.

Most importantly, Lin Li's voice was quite loud, instantly attracting the attention of students from other schools present. They first looked at the electronic banner screen, and then looked in shock towards the direction of the voice.

Chen Tianming could sense that many people were focusing their attention on the school badge area on his school uniform.

"Squad leader, you're in charge—" Slightly sweating, Chen Tianming tried to call for reinforcements, but his words quickly stopped.

Because he discovered that Chen Yuying was not by Lin Li's side.

Looking up, Chen Yuying walked into the cafeteria without turning her head, and even seemed to speed up a bit. She had already taken off her winter school uniform jacket and was holding it in her hand, revealing her sweatshirt underneath.

Chen Tianming: "..."

Such a fast cut.

It's at least at the BLG commercial level.

"Long live Nansang Academy!"

"Emperor Nansang, Banzai!"

"Principal Nan Sang, loyal!"

Chen Tianming deftly created distance between himself and Lin Li, and, following Lin Li's example, took off his own coat.

Damn, I'm still wearing my autumn school uniform underneath.

"Lin Li, I beg you—hey, why the hell did you take off your school uniform too? ☉_☉" Chen Tianming looked at Lin Li in despair after realizing that he wasn't wearing his own clothes at all, but then he was shocked to find that Lin Li was actually wearing his clothes now, so he remained expressionless.

"Who are you? From South No. 1 Middle School? Luckily, I'm from South No. 2 Middle School." Lin Li frowned and glanced at Chen Tianming before quickly walking into the cafeteria.

Chen Tianming: "?"

Is it a human?

As Lin Li abandoned Chen Tianming and searched for and approached Chen Yuying, he sighed regretfully in his heart.

He certainly wasn't just trying to go crazy; that kind of madness would be too low-level. Lin Li still had some sense of shame. He was trying to see if he could trigger a mission.

From the perspective of the cultivation world, I guess I'm now visiting and training at a higher-level sect instead of a local one?
Isn't this a great opportunity to trigger various tasks?

During the preliminary rounds, the system asked me to be a good host and show the enthusiasm of the sect. Why didn't it ask me to show the sect's style in the semi-finals and make the Pingjiang Sect look at the Nansang Sect with new eyes?

Since the system wouldn't budge, Lin Li had no choice but to try to do it himself.

One of the angles mentioned earlier is the subservience of the superior—a disciple of a second-rate sect dared to provoke a disciple of a first-rate sect, ultimately provoking the wrath of the masses! The eight major universities besieged Nansangding!
This is truly a critical moment of life and death; in a novel, it would be the perfect time for the protagonist to make his appearance!
The second-tier sects were powerless to retaliate. The protagonist made a dramatic entrance at the critical moment, shocking the upper-tier sects amidst a chorus of sneers. However, due to some trivial matters, although he managed to save them, he didn't completely save them and angered some even more troublesome and enraged old men. As a result, he was forced to leave the sect to train. After leveling up in the next map, he will return to thoroughly stomp on the heads of the upper-tier sects.

I've already come up with my own script, system, can't you say something?

"..."

The system used a water splash, but nothing seemed to happen.

Lin Li regretfully arrived behind Chen Yuying, and took the clothes from her hand, having made room for her in line.

Chen Yuying rolled her eyes at him, annoyed.

A conversation could be heard from the side.

What just happened at the door?

"I don't know, maybe it's some student from Nansang who does abstract art?"

"Nansang Academy? What kind of school is that?"

"The No. 1 Middle School in Nansang County is also a key school."

Does "重" in "重点" mean "important" or "serious illness"?

"..."

Chen Yuying stared intently at Lin Li.

Everything was left unsaid.

Lin Li smiled gently: "Class monitor, don't let these opinions make you reject your school. Even if Nansang Academy is against the whole world, I will still stand with it. I will never betray or look down on my alma mater."

Chen Yuying smiled gently and asked seriously, "Lin Li, the principal asked me to ask you why Nansang Academy stands against the whole world."

Lin Li: "Baby, tell the principal to mind his own business."

……

Since they had already explored the school and the three of them weren't interested in going to the exam venue too early, plus the cafeteria seats weren't in short supply, they simply stayed in the cafeteria for a while longer.

It was 1 p.m. when the three of them set off for the examination hall.

Actually, an hour is still plenty of time, but Lin Li wants to try to trigger the mission, so he needs to leave some time for flexibility.

As for Chen Yuying, she didn't care. If she went late, she would sit here with Lin Li. If she went early, she would go to the examination room to look at the competition questions.

Although I don't care about the competition results, winning an award is better than nothing.

"Heh, Tianming, take a look at the gaming group."

On the way, Lin Li, who had just glanced at his phone, showed it to Chen Yuying while smiling and saying to Chen Tianming.

"Huh? What's wrong?" Chen Tianming took out his phone with some vigilance, lowered the screen, and subconsciously looked around.

He lacked the courage to open a gaming group in public, which was a necessary precaution.

If Ultron were to destroy humanity and tell him that his crime was "joining a gaming group," Chen Tianming felt he would confess instantly because there was no way to clear his name.

As for directly showing it to someone he likes, like Lin Li did, that's something Chen Tianming wouldn't do even if he had a hundred lives.

If he were to actually be with Yao Qiaoqiao, he might have to consider severing ties with his brothers.

"There's nothing shameful about it. I just shared with Yao Qiaoqiao about your seat on the bus today, and how you've made such rapid progress. Now that he's woken up, he's sending you his blessings in the group chat."

Lin Li reassured Chen Tianming.

"Le, this one?"

If it was about sharing the wonderful progress he made with Qiaoqiao, Chen Tianming immediately felt happy.

In reality, even if Lin Li doesn't share, Qin Zeyu will inevitably be unable to escape it after evening self-study begins tonight. As for before going to bed tonight, Chen Tianming feels that he will repeat it to him a hundred times.

"How could Zeyu possibly give me his blessings? He'd be more likely to write down my family tree." So Chen Tianming just smiled and picked up his phone.

Lin Li smiled and shook his head: "Literally speaking, it is a blessing."

Chen Tianming opened the group chat.

Zhang Haoyang: Playing Genshin Impact really makes it easier to find a job. Once, I went for a job interview, and the interviewer asked me a few questions. I was so nervous that I didn't answer them well, and just when I thought I had failed the interview, my phone rang. I picked up my phone, and the interviewer immediately saw that my phone case had a Genshin Impact character on it. His eyes lit up, and he asked me what level I was.

I told him I don't play much, and I'm around level 60. Then he hurriedly called his boss over. It turned out the boss was a level 16 newbie who begged me to help him. I reluctantly agreed. Who would have thought that a boss worth tens of millions would have such a low Genshin Impact level?

Then I led the boss through the Cryo Regimes and Pyro Regimes, and we also cleared rifts and dungeons. The boss was overjoyed and immediately gave me half of the company shares. Suddenly, the whole company was talking about me, calling me a prodigy and stuff, and everyone wanted me to lead them through dungeons and monster hunts every day. I didn't know what to do; maybe that's the charm of Genshin Impact.

Wang Ze: Haoyang, do you dare to read it yourself?

Zhang Haoyang: I typed this by voice, didn't you notice there are a lot of periods?

Wang Ze: Holy crap, it's so thin.

Yang Bangjie: "Erotic Images"

Zhang Haoyang: Those who criticize Genshin Impact are not allowed to read Genshin Impact articles.

Bai Bufan: ?

Bai Bufan: Holy crap, Zhang Haoyang, how dare you bring this up? This is pollution level! A bunch of excellent authors from the original 3D section have all gone off to do those childish modeling projects. Do you know how the 3D section has been ruined? Even Meimaru from over ten years ago was crushing this kind of thing! It's insane!!

Chen Tianming: "..."

Is this what you meant by "nothing shameful" when you said, Lin Li?
Oh, that's not the part Lin Li is showing.

Chen Tianming clicked on the message that mentioned him and quickly located the position.

Qin Zeyu: @Chen Tianming, your relationship is progressing! [Laughs]

Qin Zeyu: Dude, I'm really happy for you, Tianming!

Qin Zeyu: Actually, I have a hidden identity. I am the Matchmaker. I will help you find a husband.

Qin Zeyu: "Image"

Qin Zeyu: "Image"

Chen Tianming opened the first picture and saw a notebook with his and Yao Qiaoqiao's names written on it. However, there was no offensive content. On the contrary, there was actually a line connecting the two names, and a heart was drawn in the middle.

Ok?
That's truly a blessing.

Chen Tianming clicked on the second picture.

"Death note"

—The cover is pure black with white lettering; it's the cover of that notebook from before.

Chen Tianming: "...(゜▽゜)?"

Wait.

Who the hell are you, Cupid?

(End of this chapter)

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