The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 512 Since we're not being tortured, then it's enjoyable!

Chen Tianming: Lin Li, have you arrived at school yet?

Lin Li was still chatting with Chen Yuying when he noticed a private message from Chen Tianming pop up on his phone.

It's already past eleven o'clock. I've calculated that the bus from Nansang Academy should be arriving soon.

Raise your hand to check and reply to the message.

Lin Li: We've arrived.

Chen Tianming: Where are you?

"Lin Li: Next to the artificial lake inside Pingjiang School."

Chen Tianming: Are you going with the class monitor? Would you mind having a third wheel?

Lin Li: It's fine if you come, but has Qiaoqiao really abandoned you, my adorable Fan Rou?

Chen Tianming: No, she has feelings for me. She chose a back seat in the car and sat with me and her classmate, hehe.

Oh no, this time I really have feelings for him.

Try to forward this to Qin Zeyu.

Chen Tianming: But, she only brought her collection of wrong questions, and now she's going straight to the exam hall to continue reviewing in the remaining time.

Chen Tianming: I didn't really come here for the competition, and I didn't think I could win any awards. I'd be grateful to have made it to the semi-finals. I don't want to stay in the exam room at all, so I'm asking you this: if you're in Tianmi, I won't look for you. I'll just wander around the school by myself.

Lin Li: "Location"—"Then come over here, the class monitor and I don't care."

Lin Li: By the way, don't we still have Lao Wang in our class? Why did you abandon him? You two could have kept each other company.

Chen Tianming: Hehe, I'm the Brahmin among simps, and he's the Dalit among simps.

Lin Li: Hesitant.

Just like when Chen Yuying was chatting, she never shied away from the fact that Lin Li was watching from the side. After seeing Lin Li chatting on his phone, she naturally came over, her chin almost touching Lin Li's shoulder.

Therefore, when Lin Li finished replying to the message and looked up, he was caught off guard and bumped into the girl's field of vision, who was standing right next to him.

Okay, it was premeditated.

They were so close that they could clearly see the fine downy hairs on her fair cheeks, her clear and bright eyes, which clearly reflected Lin Li's own image, as well as the shimmering ripples on the lake behind her.

This is exactly what I wanted to see.

"Have Chen Tianming and Yao Qiaoqiao taken their relationship to the next level?"

No one can resist gossip. Chen Yuying was already very curious in the car, but she couldn't ask because her mother was there. Now, looking at the chat history, which only showed the two of them, Chen Yuying asked curiously.

However, she received no answer. Chen Yuying subconsciously raised her eyes and met Lin Li's staring gaze.

They were very close, but they hadn't just gotten together yet. Chen Yuying blinked unconsciously, a hint of doubt and a touch of shyness in her eyes, and tilted her head in confusion.

"What's wrong? Why aren't you saying anything?"

Lin Li didn't answer her question immediately. His gaze remained fixed on her face. After a moment, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, and his voice became very soft, carrying a pure admiration:

"Your eyes are so pretty."

Come again?

The girl, who had been shy all the way here, had a much higher threshold for shyness—at least today. Therefore, upon hearing this, she merely pulled away slightly, a helpless yet indulgent smile curving her lips. She nodded like a chick pecking at rice, making two perfunctory "hmm" sounds.
"Yes, I think so too, but thank you for the compliment anyway. I'll try my best to make my eyes even prettier next time~"

"No, no, no, no, you think I'm praising you, baby? You're just a stepping stone for me. I genuinely believe that my eyes are more beautiful than yours."

Lin Li shook his head and waved his index finger left and right in front of him.

"Mmm, it's really good-looking." Chen Yuying just went along with him and nodded perfunctorily, like coaxing a child.

"Perfunctory!"

"No."

"Looks like I'll have to let you experience it properly."

As Lin Li finished speaking, he pinched Chen Yuying's cheek with one hand, gently pulled her head towards him, and made her look at him closely again.

Chen Yuying's lips moved slightly, and she subconsciously closed her eyes.

"Why are you closing your eyes? Look at me."

Chen Yuying then opened her eyes in a somewhat flustered manner.

"See? My eyes are more beautiful than yours." After maintaining this eye contact for a few seconds, Lin Licai chuckled and concluded, "Because I can see you in my eyes, but yours can't."

Chen Yuying did indeed see a small, somewhat flustered version of herself reflected in those pupils so close to hers.

The breeze by the artificial lake seemed to soften, carrying moisture and the scent of early spring vegetation.

But... sadly, my threshold for shyness is just too high these days!

Although the girl's face flushed like the surface of a lake after a pebble has been thrown in, it only lasted for a moment.

The next second, shy and withdrawn? On the contrary—

Chen Yuying quickly broke free from Lin Li's grasp and lightly punched Lin Li's arm.

"Don't say that again today!"

"When will I ever say so many... so many... true love words?!"

"We'll talk about it later!!"

Lin Li: "Class monitor, I've noticed that you can be quite excessive at times, but I'm excessive too. So, some people might ask, how am I excessive? Haha, of course, it's because you're excessively beautiful, and I'm excessively infatuated!"

Lin Li: "Class monitor, do you know what my favorite meat is? Of course it's you, my darling, baby~"

Lin Li: "Class monitor, do you know Tsinghua? Of course, I'm not talking about Tsinghua University, but—Oh baby, Tsinghua! Tell me more~ If you miss me, take another look~ Take a little more action~ So I can really see it~"

Seeing Lin Li start singing to himself while making heart shapes with his hands back and forth, Chen Yuying felt comfortable.

Let's say thank you together, Lin Li.

The shyness and emotion vanished instantly!
Seeing Chen Yuying relax, Lin Li abruptly stopped singing, leaned closer, and whispered:

"Squad leader, one last question. Did your lips move just now? And you closed your eyes, huh? Did you think I was going to kiss you? And you implicitly accepted it?"

"Ok?"

"no!"

Chen Yuying immediately denied it, her voice unconsciously rising an octave, clearly showing her guilt, and her cheeks, which had calmed down, turned red again.

"Yes!" Lin Li retorted, "I saw you purse your lips! Still trying to deny it?"

"This is another school, Yingying! My dear Yingying! Don't you have any shame!"

"I already said there isn't any! You've misread it!"

Feeling wronged and embarrassed, Chen Yuying became furious and started attacking her boyfriend.

Chen Yuying once spent an entire afternoon in a state of extreme anger, which was terrifying.

Unfortunately, Lin Li's defenses were known as Little Zhou Baowei's, and she couldn't even break through them.

"But since you want to, actually I—"

"I didn't think of that!" Chen Yuying took a step to the side, widening the distance between herself and Lin Li. At the same time, she saw her savior and immediately gestured with her chin towards Lin Li's back: "And don't say anything more, Chen Tianming is here!" If it were Bai Bufan in front of her, Lin Li would definitely grab his hand and turn around to prevent it from being a lie, and run away after he finished speaking.

But since it was Chen Yuying in front of him, Lin Li felt safe and gently took Chen Yuying's hand to prevent her from deceiving him and running away after she finished speaking.

Yes, they slandered Yingbao. Chen Tianming did come, and when he saw me turn around, he was still waving at me: "Lin Li."

Lin Li waved his hand and said, "Tianming, get out of the way!"

Chen Tianming: "?"

"I'm flirting with the class monitor right now, wait a minute! You can play by yourself first. This artificial lake is quite suitable for drowning, you can try it. You can also play the role of speed bumps on the road, just wait a bit!" Lin Li shouted.

"Okay, I understand. Call me when you've adjusted it." Chen Tianming turned and left.

Lin Li turned around: "Let's continue."

Chen Yuying: "?"

I underestimated the bond I had with the boys in the back row of my class.

……

Unfortunately, even the strongest bond was useless, as Chen Yuying firmly rejected her boyfriend's invitation to a flirtatious ranked match.

Chen Yuying's punches and kicks were much easier to dodge than Ding Sihan's. After a little play, Chen Yuying went to the restroom, while Lin Li walked towards Chen Tianming, who had already slipped to the other side and was looking at the artificial lake.

"Damn, Lin Li,"

Sensing Lin Li's approach, Chen Tianming waved to him, pointed at the ripples in the artificial lake, and said fiercely:
"I'm so angry! The fish in this lake just spat at me, twice! I can't take it anymore, I'm going to spit back. Can you keep an eye on me so I don't get caught by the students or teachers from Pingjiang?"

Lin Li glanced at the lake and saw several fish swimming around. He stroked his chin and asked earnestly:

"Tianming, did you just pee?"

Chen Tianming was taken aback: "Huh? Why are you suddenly asking this? I just finished peeing, are you going to go?"

“That makes sense then.” Lin Li snapped his fingers, looking like he had just realized something, and then smiled at Chen Tianming, saying, “Let me explain it to you.”

"The fish in the lake is called an archerfish. It is very common in subtropical regions. It spits out water to attack small insects, causing the water ball to carry the insects into the water, where it then eats them."

"It must have mistaken a caterpillar for a pee in the lake when you just did, which is why it attacked you."

"It's a biological instinct, so don't get angry with it, just let it be."

Lin Li patted Chen Tianming on the shoulder and whispered words of comfort.

Chen Tianming: "(；☉_☉)?"

Hey, you son of a bitch.

"A forest of trenches!" Chen Tianming was stunned for a moment before laughing in exasperation. "What kind of nonsense is this?!"

"When I said I just went to the toilet, I meant I went to the toilet on my way here! Who the hell told you I peed into the artificial lake! How could that stupid fish possibly see my little caterpillar!"

"Wait a minute!" Chen Tianming said, then realized something was wrong: "Who the hell told you I'm a little caterpillar!"

"I won't get sprayed by saliva-filled fish even if I pee here!!"

"Where would a fish dare to eat an African python?!"

Lin Li listened calmly to Chen Tianming's roar, and after hearing this sentence, he calmly shook his head: "I don't believe it, unless you piss yourself."

Chen Tianming: "..."

They've stopped using reverse psychology.

Chen Tianming suddenly understood why Lin Li said the artificial lake was quite suitable for people to drown. Indeed, he couldn't help but want more corpses under the lake.

Fine, considering Chen Yuying might show up at any time, I'll let her boyfriend off the hook this time.

"Pingjiang Academy is quite large, with many schools. What are you and the class monitor planning to do next? Explore the school together?"

Leaning against the lakeside railing, Chen Tianming gave Lin Li a side kick to the shin and asked.

"The class monitor and I originally just came here to sit for a while, but it's quite comfortable here. The bench is just the right size for two people, and there's also a dog that can sit next to it. It's perfect for the three of us. Let's sit here and rest for a bit longer," Lin Li said casually.

This wasn't really an attack, and Chen Tianming was too lazy to even curse. He simply advised, "Don't sit there. Let's go explore together. Sitting like this will give you hemorrhoids."

"Heh, me? Hemorrhoids? Heh." Lin Li chuckled, his meaning clear without a word.

"Don't take hemorrhoids lightly, Lin Li. You're already an adult. Studies show that in my country, about 49.14% of people over the age of 18 suffer from hemorrhoids. It's no joke that nine out of ten people have hemorrhoids. You need to take preventative measures."

In order to persuade Lin Li, Chen Tianming also became a senior doctor.

However, Lin Li remained confident, standing up straight: "Hehe, I will definitely be one of the remaining 50.86% of hemorrhoid sufferers!"

Chen Tianming: "(；☉_☉)?"

When the term "hemorrhoid sufferer" came out, Chen Tianming felt as if all the wrinkles in his brain had been smoothed out.

"How the hell do you interpret that research conclusion? It's not that out of 100 people with hemorrhoids, 49 find it torture and 51 find it enjoyable; it's that out of 100 people, 49 will get hemorrhoids, and only 51 will escape unscathed!!"

Chen Tianming complained.

However, after being criticized like that, Lin Li looked at Chen Tianming with a surprised expression:
"Isn't that obvious? That's how any normal person would understand it. Tianming, what are you talking about?"

"Then why did you say you're a hemorrhoid sufferer?" Chen Tianming was stunned.

Lin Li: "I never said that hemorrhoid sufferers are enjoying their own hemorrhoids."

Chen Tianming: "?"

"The hemorrhoids are bouncy, fragrant, and soft, which adds a nice texture; it's really enjoyable!"

Lin Li gazed innocently at the sky, as if speaking of something beautiful, his words sincere:
"The so-called hemorrhoid sufferers are all people who do not suffer from hemorrhoids. Not only do they not have to endure the torment of hemorrhoid itching, but they can also enjoy the hemorrhoids of others. Amen."

Grass.

It's Wang Ze.

Chen Tianming took a deep breath.

He was contemplating the possibility of climbing over the railing, jumping into the water, and intentionally drowning himself to leave this world.

Chen Tianming suddenly understood the Maya.

If Chen Tianming saw such a person and such words in a prophecy, he would also feel that it was the end of the world.

"Why aren't you saying anything, Tianming? I'll wait until you're eighteen. You'll have to tell me then whether you're the one who enjoys it or the one who suffers it," Lin Li asked with concern.

Chen Tianming dangled on the railing and waved his hand:

"Lin Li, I don't want to talk to you anymore until the squad leader arrives."

"I need the class monitor to tighten your human skin bindings a bit more."

A known:

Chen Yuying + Lin Li = Human + Pseudo-human
Chen Yuying = Spices + Sugar + All Good Things
Lin Li = Bao Wei's uneaten swill + Wang Ze's hemorrhoids + Xue Jian's bunny girl outfit + Bai Bufan + the culmination of Sun Xiaochuan and Dong Xuelian
Chen Yuying's special effect: Can be activated while she is present, restricting Lin Li's movement (partially).

Based on the above conditions

Excuse me--

How many pounds and pence does the shirt cost?
(End of this chapter)