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Chapter 499 Is this some kind of collective activity?

Lin Li now suspects that the woman in the bed is the number one must-eat in the post-apocalyptic world.

Otherwise, there's no way to explain why two adulterers could be hidden in one room.

When Lin Li finally managed to penetrate the cabinet partition with his divine sense and discover that there was indeed a human figure inside, he felt extremely tense.

Grass.

Isn't that a bit too outrageous?

Imagine you've become a doctor, and during a consultation, you glance at the computer and seriously tell the patient, "I have bad news." The patient nervously asks, "What?" You solemnly reply, "You must stop this self-comforting behavior." The patient, distressed and confused, asks, "Oh my god, why? This is the most important joy in my life!" At this point, you angrily say, "Because we are having a consultation right now."

The patient reluctantly accepted the situation and later reported you for the humiliation. It's just that absurd.

Did my roommate really get cheated on?

However, there were indeed many signs.

My roommate's "sudden realization" and "questioning" were not unfounded. There was indeed another man before him, but he was mistaken for him.

No wonder that when the real person came back, the roommate's first reaction was to hide in the closet, but the woman immediately emphasized that this was not allowed, and told the roommate to hide under the bed.

My roommate initially thought that Xiao Lü might have a habit of rummaging through the closet after coming back, but now it seems that she was actually worried about the two blonde roommates encountering the super blonde person in the closet.

Once it's explained, everything makes sense.

Lin Li's gaze was once again fixed on his roommate's crotch.

Considering my roommate's gaze and the "evidence" he mentioned, could it be that the underwear on the bed, stretched taut by longing, actually belongs to Big Yellow in the closet?
Just as Lin Li was brainstorming, his roommate's brain exploded.

.

What is this guy next to me saying? What does it mean to say, "Do I know the person in the closet?"

Is there still someone in the cabinet?

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

First, it's known that this guy arrived in the room earlier than me, so he can know more information.

If there's someone else in the closet and they know it, it means the guy next to me is number one, and I, who thought I was number two, am actually number three. The one in the closet is number two, and as for Little Green... whoever sends it, who cares what number he is, it doesn't matter.

Damn it! !
My roommate's pupils dilated in shock!!
—What the hell did I just slurp down? It wasn't even a pure drink!
"Yue—" My roommate felt nauseous and wanted to vomit, but considering the current situation, he quickly covered his mouth to suppress the urge.

Alas, sorrow fills my heart!
Just call me if you guys have a party.

Why did you hide it from me?

I'm so sad, I feel like I'll never love again...

Lin Li had no idea what his roommate was thinking.

Speaking of which, I have a "Proof of Telepathy" that can eavesdrop on thoughts, but the "low probability" in the item description is really "low". Since I obtained it, compared to the "Celestial Being" state that I often enter, I have never triggered it even once.

Of course, it's also possible that when it was triggered, there was no one around, so there was no thought process, and therefore you didn't know it had been triggered.

However, Lin Li's desire for his roommate's heartfelt words was not enough to make him want to destroy the prop. Looking at his roommate's bitter expression, Lin Li, who had just come to his senses, wanted to laugh.

Is it a melodramatic love story set in a post-apocalyptic world?

They were just being idle and had nothing better to do.

If this is a shelter, then its conditions must be several streets ahead of Hu Fei's shelter, yet it still has the leisure to do these things.

Lin Li, who already had a plan, listened intently to the progress happening on the bed.

"Pingping, don't be upset. I'm back to keep you company, so why do you look so troubled?" Xiao Lü continued to care for the woman, embracing her and gently burying her head on the edge of the bed.
"There are no more missions outside, so I can stay with you all night. Aren't you happy?"

If the man looked up, he could see the woman's twitching lips.

Happy? How the hell can I be happy?!

There's one under the bed and in the closet. If you don't leave tonight, what will happen to them?! How can you be so selfish, only thinking about yourself?!
“Let me tell you something funny to make you laugh,” Xiao Lü said, racking her brains. “I overheard this when I passed by the medical station. Someone told the healer that his butt hurt. The healer asked him to specify where it hurt. The person said it was the entrance in the middle. The healer didn’t even bother to use his ability and just said, ‘If you keep calling it the entrance, you’ll keep hurting.’”

Haha, isn't that funny?

woman:"……"

There's no reason to laugh in this situation.

The woman was about to give a perfunctory smile,
Under the bed: "Hehehe, the entrance, damn it, it's actually called the entrance, so this is a... well, it's hilarious, hahaha—"

Woman: "(；☉_☉)?"

Hearing the laughter and complaints coming from under the bed, the woman was first stunned, then horrified—was this Lü Mingyan an idiot, laughing out loud at this time?
Meanwhile, under the bed.

When Lin Li made a sound, his roommate turned to look at him in shock. After a brief moment of mental blankness, he immediately reached out and tried to cover the guy's mouth.

Grass! !

This person probably laughs every time they go to the hospital for a shot, because they laugh at the IV drip!
Seeing his roommate's thoughts, Lin Li's smile remained unchanged, but he immediately conjured a baton to block and pull away the man's outstretched hand.

Lin Li didn't even dare to imagine what this guy had touched.

He even tried to cover his mouth; how disgusting!

The hand was slapped and it hurt quite a bit. The roommate, who was about to get angry, felt a little guilty when he met Lin Li's gaze. But then he realized why he was guilty. This guy had clearly made a big mistake. He looked at Lin Li angrily.

Lin Li had already ignored his roommate and was looking expectantly at the bed.

Of course, he was laughing on purpose.

Little Green, now it's really your turn. Question and expose everything, and let the bloodshed begin!

Little Green: "Yeah, it's really funny, isn't it?"

Xiao Lü: "But Pingping, you should talk less and get some rest. Your laughter sounds a bit strange right now."

"Tuk Tuk Tuk!"

Lin Li, his face expressionless, had given up on the idea of ​​complaining in his mind. He tapped on the bottom of the bed and spoke bluntly:

"Hey buddy, are you Erdoron? That's my laughter, can't you recognize it?"

The volume wasn't lowered at all.

The roommate next to him was completely dumbfounded as he looked at the first place winner who had directly confronted the victim. He couldn't believe it and was shocked inside—why are you so brave!
What shocked me the most was why you had to drag me down with you when you were being so brave!

He immediately reached out and attacked Lin Li again.

Lin Li swung the baton again, but this time the force it received exceeded his expectations, and it was bent directly.

Looking at the opponent's arm, which didn't seem to be using its full strength, this strength was still beyond ordinary people, right? It was like Hu Fei, a power-type awakener.
Lin Li remained calm, after all, this baton was the most basic technique he had ever mastered. He activated the "Five Elements Essentials" and flames that appeared out of thin air enveloped the attacking hand.

The man who had been burned immediately withdrew his hand, then looked in surprise as the flames dissipated. When he looked at Lin Li's expressionless face, he felt not only more shock, but also wariness and caution.

The exchange ended in a flash. Little Green, who was outside the bed, was still hearing. Hearing Lin Li's question, he paused for a moment, then raised his head: "Did I just hear a man talking to me?"

"I'm just too tired! I must be hallucinating!" The woman stomped her foot on the bed, as if trying to warn the person she perceived being under the bed.

Lin Li: "Yes, yes, buddy, you misheard. You two, keep going, keep going, tell us as many jokes as you can!!" The woman's face turned completely pale.

Xiao Lü paused for a moment, then suddenly lowered her head and lifted the bed curtains.

Then he saw a shirtless man wriggling under the bed, trying to escape. The man seemed to notice his gaze and waved at him with a wry smile: "No, it wasn't me, it was the guy next to me who was talking."

He, who had been crawling forward, immediately sped up and moved outward. With his line of sight no longer obstructed, Lin Li behind him appeared in front of him.

The other person even smiled and gave me a peace sign: "Hello, my name is Bai Bufan."

Little Green: "?"

In that minute, Xiao Lü was stunned for longer than he had in a whole day. He suddenly sat up again, his eyes widening even though he was looking at the woman: "Pingping, who are these two people?!"

woman:"?"

"Two people? How could there be two people under the bed?" the woman said in shock.

At the same time, a thud came from inside the cabinet, as if it was shocked by the situation, but no one paid any attention to it at the moment.

Xiao Huang, who was no longer Xiao Huang's roommate, stood up. Although she saw her shirt in the corner of the room, she didn't dare to take it. She just smiled awkwardly at Xiao Lü, who seemed to be in a daze, and pointed to Lin Li, who was calmly crawling out from under the bed.
"Brother Wen, he was the one talking to you just now. He might have some issues with you. You two should handle it yourselves. I have something to attend to, so I'll be leaving now."

After saying that, Xiao Huang quickly walked towards the door.

"Zzz—Boom—"

Lin Li whistled because he saw Xiao Lü suddenly lower her head and raise her hand, with dazzling blue-white arcs of electricity bursting from her fingers.

With a crackling sound, a twisted electric snake tore through the air and struck the wall in front of Little Yellow's feet with pinpoint accuracy.

The bricks and stones exploded, leaving a charred mark. A pungent smell of burning filled the air. Jumping sparks crackled and danced on the wall. Little Yellow, who was very close to the arc of electricity, could no longer maintain his smile and stopped in his tracks.

Xiao Lü took a deep breath before slowly raising her head: "Lü Mingyan, who let you leave?"

The person, suspected to be named Lü Mingyan, said: "...myself."

Xiao Lü looked at the trembling woman on the bed and calmly said, "Explain to me what's going on."

"I don't know either—" The woman trembled, then immediately denied it, turning back to point at Lin Li, "Who is this person?"

Xiao Lü laughed angrily: "You still have the nerve to ask me who this person is? That's a question I should be asking you! Having an affair with two people, huh? Fine, fine, An Ping, you're something else!!"

"No, Youyu, I really don't know this person!!" The woman pointed at the smiling Lin Li, explaining in confusion and panic.

"You mean he got lost and walked under our bed without your knowledge, didn't steal or rob, just lay there quietly, listening to your illicit sounds until now, and even lay there peacefully with Lü Mingyan for a long time, is that right?"

Woman: "Yes!!"

Xiao Lü was so angry he laughed. Lin Li could clearly see the veins throbbing on his forehead, and more uneasy arcs of electricity appeared on his body.

"So you didn't cheat on me with two people behind my back, right?!" Xiao Lü stood up and shouted angrily.

"I really don't know him, Youyu. I swear, if I knew this person, my entire life would be controlled by the Feeder!" The woman stood up from the bed, her eyes filled with tears.

Lin Li: "Oo?"

He even looked like he had been wronged.

However, the woman's clarification was indeed necessary for him, so Lin Li smiled and nodded:

“This little green... this guy should be called ‘Youyu’. I personally have no interest in public transportation. I really don’t know this person, and there’s absolutely no affair between us. The reason I ended up under the bed is that I got lost.”

Little Green: "?"

How the hell did you get lost and end up here?

"See! See! I already told you! I don't know this person at all!!" The woman even became somewhat arrogant at this point.

Before Xiao Lü could speak, Lin Li smiled and looked at the woman on the bed: "But madam, I personally suggest that you don't make oaths carelessly."

Zeng's roommate, Xiao Huang, was taken aback upon hearing this.

Does Anping really not recognize this person?

Is there really no sperm from this person in the vaginal discharge I sucked out?

Did you make some kind of solemn vow to him while you were under the bed?

...That kind of thing is like a tonic!
"How can you expect me to believe that you got lost under my bed?" Xiao Lü, regaining her senses, stared straight at Lin Li, arcs of electricity crackling in her hands.

Electric arcs flowed in Lin Li's hands as well.

Little Green: "?"

Lin Li hadn't actually used the "Pure and Righteous Thunder Control Technique," he was just playing with electric arcs. He then smiled and said to Xiao Lü:
"Xiao Lü, actually you made a very good question, which was about the number of men this woman had affairs with. If nothing unexpected happens, it should indeed be two."

"Didn't you say you weren't?" Xiao Lü's face stiffened upon hearing this.

No one noticed that the woman in the bed was the same.

"Because not everyone present has arrived yet."

Lin Lilezi's personality was about to give way.

His gaze fell on the wardrobe in the room. He lightly tapped it with his finger, and a small, harmless electric current exploded above it. Lin Li invited:

"Isn't the guy in the closet planning to come out?"

Little Green: "???"

Upon hearing this, Xiao Lü suddenly turned her head to look at the wardrobe behind her.

?besides?
Is there someone else in this room?

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, perhaps knowing she couldn't escape it any longer, the wardrobe door finally slowly opened—

A man appeared in the light and shadow, and gave the crowd an awkward smile.

His clothes were a mess; he was even wearing women's clothing on his upper body, as if he had just randomly picked a few pieces from the closet and put them on.

Lin Li has not yet commented.

Xiao Lü: "Lü Minghuo?! It's you?!"

Little Huang: "Little brother?! It's you?!"

The ultimate blond guy in the closet, also known as Big Yellow, gave an embarrassed smile:
"Brother, brother... Brother Wen..."

Lin Li: "?"

Lin Li scratched his head.

Wait a minute, let me sort this out.

The entire northwest of Shanxi was in chaos.

It's a pity that there's no treasure in this other world, and no one can drink it all in one go.

(End of this chapter)