The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 498 The food wasn't very clean.

Lin Li was surprised that this person actually had the courage to question him.

Holy crap, buddy, you actually dare to mention being cuckolded.

That's ridiculous.

It's like a man angrily yelling at another man, "I'll fight you to the death! Your wife cheated on me!"
Then the woman appeared again, gently comforting the two men she was involved with, "It's okay, even if you're both being cheated on, I'll still love you." After saying that, she turned to look at her real husband, who was stunned by the outburst, and added, "By the way, you're being cheated on twice."

Very rigorous, isn't it?

But Lin Li didn't want to take the blame. He was just a traveler from another world who happened to be passing under someone's bed. His small spine couldn't bear such a heavy burden, so he smiled and waved his hand, clarifying:
"Dude, no, I didn't do it. I'm all dressed right now. I just went under the wrong bed."

The shirtless man: "?"

Damn you.

How could you make a mistake like this?
The last time I went to the wrong place was when I had just made friends.

But that time it wasn't a genuine mistake; it was intentional!

"Stop making excuses, buddy," the man said, somewhat exasperated and annoyed, muttering to himself, "I actually sensed something was wrong a long time ago!"

The fear and panic that had been in his eyes were now replaced by sudden realization:

"...I knew it! No wonder when I hugged her earlier, she seemed strangely hot. It wasn't like I had just aroused her; it was more like... she was doing it with you before!"

"My face flushed so quickly when I opened the door! I initially thought it was because I hadn't seen her in so long and I was missing her! Oh my god, I'm such an idiot!"

"Her clothes too, when she opened the door for me, one of the buttons on her skirt was fastened wrong,"

"It matches up! It all matches up! I felt there was a faint, unfamiliar smell in the room... It was all you!"

"No wonder she was acting so strange today. At first, she kept telling me to be gentle and to finish quickly, but she was also very tight. She only became more normal after she started enjoying herself. I thought it was odd because she's not usually this shy and cautious, nor is she usually so irresistible. It turns out it's because she knew there were other people watching under the bed! She was very excited..."

The man, piecing together all the evidence, rambled on and on, his voice growing increasingly certain.

The next second, somewhat excited, he turned his head, his gaze fixed on Lin Li, his face showing resentment and unwillingness:

"Damn it, during foreplay, when I was sucking her, she sucked out some weird stuff..."

"She even lied to me and said it was just abnormal vaginal discharge..."

"What are you guys doing... having an affair is fine, we're all brothers, we're all in this together, it's not like we're forbidding you from having one, why are you hiding? Why don't we all have one together... teaming up to make me suck your juices is really going too far..."

"Brother, as an apology, you have to slurp some of my juice next time, please. Otherwise, I'll feel really unbalanced. I'm not kidding, I feel a little nauseous right now..."

The man became increasingly resentful as he spoke, sounding exactly like the one who had been cheated on but dared not divorce, looking at Lin Li with a wronged and choked voice.

Lin Li: "(゜▽゜)?"

Things had escalated to the point where even Lin Li was starting to lose his composure.

I almost thought I had met Wang Ze from another world.

What the hell are you spouting?

Sure enough, people from all worlds love to make excuses for their actions after the fact.

Don't they know that hindsight is very harmful?

Bai Bufan had previously offered hindsight advice.

Then the horse gave birth to a centaur.

I don't know how dogs and horses overcame reproductive barriers to give birth to centaurs, but this is hindsight, isn't it amazing?
“Dude, don’t try to justify yourself,” Lin Li said in a low voice, unable to suppress a laugh. “You’re just overthinking things, you’re even a bit paranoid.”

"Although I really can't explain why it was under the bed, I really didn't come here to have an affair. What you're talking about might just be abnormal vaginal discharge or other gynecological problems. I suggest you use some feminine wash, but it really has nothing to do with me."

"You're talking nonsense!!" The man was furious upon hearing this, but he still rationally lowered his voice:
"You're still laughing! You're so smug, aren't you!"

"You just don't want to drink my juice!!"

Lin Li's lips twitched slightly, his expression calm ☉_☉: "...Isn't that just stating the obvious?"

Who the hell wants to slurp this stuff?

"Ha! You admit it! You really only think about yourself!!" The man was overjoyed, but then became even more dissatisfied.

Lin Li: "?"

“I admit it, damn it, nobody but the boss wants to talk about this! Enough already, I’m not interested in that rotten crotch on the bed, and don’t mention—the victim, Little Green, is here.”

Lin Li paused slightly as the door to the room opened, and the two instinctively fell silent.

The door creaked open and was pushed open completely, revealing the two people who had been hiding under the bed.

But Lin Li was more capable than his roommate. He couldn't wait to release his divine sense. He was bored under the bed, so he wanted to watch the show outside the bed!
Although divine sense is not the same as eyes, and can only detect outlines, it has no concept of "field of vision" at all, but it is still better than nothing.

Outside the bed.

The woman was still lying in bed, covered with a blanket.

When Xiao Lü walked in, she immediately looked gently at the woman on the bed, without looking anywhere else in the room.

"Wake you up?"

Xiao Lü's voice was apologetic, and it was the gentle tone one would use when speaking to a loved one.

"I'm not...not awake," the woman peeked her disheveled head out from under the covers, trying to appear calm and even managing a forced smile. "You're...not asleep yet. Why...did you suddenly come back?"

Her voice sounded a little weak, and a little hoarse from the rush.

Tsk, I bet she sucked her roommate's juice.

Since we're talking about sleeping, it seems it really is night now.

"The team returned ahead of schedule, bringing back some unexpected gains."

Xiao Lü walked to the bedside, but didn't sit down immediately. She looked down at the woman wrapped in the blanket and frowned slightly.
"You... why do you look so pale? It's so red, and your voice is hoarse? Are you not feeling well?"

Lin Li's eyes lit up—is it coming? OvO

My roommate in the next bed suddenly felt dizzy—was it coming? TAT

"Ah? Oh..." the woman stammered, "Yes... I caught a bit of a cold... It's probably because I opened the window to let in some fresh air this afternoon... It was a bit chilly..."

"Did you catch a cold?" The warm-hearted Xiao Lü immediately became worried:
"I told you to be careful because it's getting colder! Do you need any medicine? Do you have any left at home? If not, I'll see if I can apply for some. Where is it stored again—"

"No need, no need!" The woman quickly raised her voice to stop him, afraid he would search the room: "It's not serious, you'll be fine after a good night's sleep, really!"

Xiao Lü stopped in her tracks, her face brimming with heartache that was almost overflowing:

"It's all my fault, I didn't take good care of you... I made you worry and be afraid."

The conversation suddenly paused.

"Hey, Pingping, why is this bed wet... and does it smell weird...? Hmph, hmph—"

Little Green stopped and looked up as if it were sniffing.

"Isn't it normal to sweat when you catch a cold..." The woman's voice sounded hurried and flustered at this moment, "As for the smell, you must have smelled it wrong, there's no smell at all..."

"Ah, maybe I smelled it wrong," Little Green nodded, not really suspecting anything, just shaking her head: "How can you sleep well with the bed so messy? Let me tidy it up for you—"

"Eh--"

The woman tried to stop it, but it was too late.

Xiao Lü was taken aback: "Pingping, why is there a pair of boxer briefs under your pillow?"

Lin Li: "OVO!!"

Roommate: "TAT!!"

Lin Li subconsciously glanced at his roommate's crotch.

My roommate is wearing pants right now, so I can't see what's underneath. Did he go commando?
Ugh, disgusting, stay away from it.

Faced with such a fatal flaw, the woman on the bed stammered, "I...I...I missed you, so I felt more at ease lying on your underwear, smelling your scent."

Lin Li was astonished; could such an absurd reason really be so incredible?

Little Green, it's your turn. Question and expose everything, and let the bloodshed begin!

Flies swarmed around his hands.

Surrounded by expectant divine senses, Xiao Lü stood up, her voice tinged with emotion: "Pingping, I'm sorry, there are times when I really can't be by your side because of life..."

Lin Li: "?"

Holy crap, you believed it?
Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief, but he showed no expectation and remained expressionless.

Is he a piece of trash who doesn't even recognize his own underwear?

What an idiot. Perhaps Lin Li's expectations had the desired effect.

"Huh," Xiao Lü paused for a moment after picking up the underwear, "Is this my underwear? I do have this color, but isn't it a little too big and too loose?"

Lin Li's gaze fell once again on his roommate's crotch.

Yo ho?

Or is he keeping his true abilities hidden?

Indeed, as anyone who frequently reads doujinshi knows, blond-haired characters are often depicted as super Tyrannosaurus Rex coated in ice.

Lin Li then noticed that his roommate was also looking at his crotch.

Huh? Is this a provocation?

Lin Li sneered: "I am definitely no weaker than you."

roommate:"……"

Lin Li's roommate was surprised that he still dared to speak at this time. He gritted his teeth and just chuckled. At this moment, he was more worried about the world on the bed and looked anxious.

"Is this really mine?" Little Green asked hesitantly, gesturing uncertainly.

The woman, just as anxious as her roommate, gritted her teeth in the face of this predicament, her smile more like a grimace, before burying her face under the covers: "My longing for you has stretched it out..."

Lin Li: "Oo?"

Even when you're picking a fight, you wouldn't say something like that.

Little Green, now it's really your turn. Question and expose everything, and let the bloodshed begin!

Xiao Lü was stunned for a moment: "Missing...missing?"

Absolute silence was maintained both inside and outside the bed.

"..."

Finally, Xiao Lü's loud and emotional voice broke the silence: "Pingping, you truly love me, I'm so sorry—"

The woman herself was taken aback for a moment: "Huh? Haha, ah! Of course~"

The atmosphere outside the bed suddenly shifts, and things start getting sweet.

Inside the bed.

Roommate: "OvO!"

Lin Li: "☉_☉?"

This little green stray dog.

I've never believed this before.

Even my maternal great-uncle, who has dementia, is smarter than this little green dog.

Could it be that this little green one is an awakened one, just like Hu Fei, but the price of awakening is that his brain becomes a complete idiot?

If that's the case... With that thought, Lin Li turned his head and looked coldly at his roommate.

This little green one is already stupid, why are you bullying him?

Adulterers!
The person who was having fun was getting angry!
Meanwhile, his roommate, after confirming that it was temporarily safe outside, instantly relaxed his tense muscles, his wise air returning, ready to continue the conversation that had been interrupted earlier—

He turned his head, facing Lin Li in the darkness, and met Lin Li's gaze, lowering his voice to question him:

"Dude, my experience was similar to that of the foolish Lucky guy. I also discovered similar situations, except I'm not as foolish as him. I simply didn't investigate further because of my identity!"

“If you dare to do it, you should dare to admit it. Now the evidence is conclusive. Are you still going to try to deny it? Are you really going to deceive a brother-in-law who has even tasted your own juice? I don’t think that’s necessary!”

Lin Li: "Oo?"

Why is this guy getting so worked up first?

The guilty party is the one who files the first complaint, isn't that right?

"Brother Yellow Hair, why can't you understand human language?" Lin Li frowned, somewhat annoyed.

"Are you using the 'spiritual victory' method right now? It's fine to fool your buddies, and it's no big deal for them to be fooled by you. They can just laugh it off. But don't fool yourself too."

"I swear, I really didn't come here to have an affair. What you ate wasn't mine. It was probably just unusual vaginal discharge. Don't worry, is that okay?"

"Still trying to argue?" Hearing this, the roommate looked at Lin Li with some disappointment, then laughed angrily.

"You even swore an oath? Well, I swear too, if you're not here to have an affair, I'll suck your manhood juice for the rest of my life. Just give the order, and I'll suck it wherever you shoot! I'll suck it beautifully, loudly, exquisitely, and perfectly! I'll suck it until it's spotless! I'll suck it out a magnificent path!!"

Lin Li: "?"

Lin Li is now starting to suspect that this guy is just trying to freeload.

Could it be a two-prong plug?

Could it be that his invitation to participate in the "green hat" plan was because he had his eye on me?
With the "Fire-Nourishing Sword Gourd" in his hand, Lin Li was no longer going to play hide-and-seek with these people.

If others can't shed blood, then I'll do it myself!

Ok?
Lin Li paused slightly, because the system had issued a task—

Returning home again, this time choosing a different location, but unexpectedly, an accident occurred. Luck played a joke on you, leading you to someone else's bedside.

Through a series of unfortunate coincidences, he was even mistaken for a philanderer. How could a celestial being who had returned from the world of cultivation suffer such an injustice?

[Mission triggered!]

[Task Two: Convince the other four people present that you are not a lover there for an affair, thus establishing a positive image.]

[Task Rewards: Physical Improvement: Lifespan increased by 20%; Random System-Oriented Item *1; System Currency *100]

What's most remarkable is that this task doesn't require "translation" at all; it can be understood simply by its literal meaning.

It also perfectly aligned with what I had originally planned to do.

On the bed, Xiao Lü was still exchanging sweet nothings with the woman.

Lin Li glanced at his annoyed roommate and smiled wickedly: "Brother Yellow Hair, I..."

That's where I left off.

My roommate was taken aback: "What? You're finally going to admit it? I mean, it's something you could have admitted immediately..."

Lin Li couldn't hear what was said after that.

Because when the human brain is focused on thinking about something, it automatically blocks out surrounding sounds.

His gaze returned to the system.

[To establish a positive image, inform the other four people present and convince them that you are not a lover there for an affair.]

Wait a moment.

four people.

The other four people.

Four.

Except myself.

Xiao Lü and her roommate Xiao Huang are both women.

There are only three of them!
Lin Li stared mechanically at his roommate, observing his seemingly genuine emotions.

If, from the very beginning until now, I haven't lied, and neither has my roommate.

Swallowing hard, Lin Li extended his divine sense outwards, scanning the only possible hiding place in the room: the wardrobe.

"..."

"..."

"Hey." Lin Li patted his roommate on the shoulder.

"Don't touch me if you don't agree to my demands! That's not fair!!" my roommate protested.

"Never mind all that nonsense, let me ask you," Lin Li asked calmly, "Do you know the person hiding in the closet?"

roommate:"?"

Um? Are there any experts?

(End of this chapter)