The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 486 The Bodhisattva's Youthful Romantic Tale is Definitely Problematic
The compensation was good; please don't compensate again next time.

Wu Min felt that this kind of news was no different from when Lin Li was critically ill and underwent surgery, and when she anxiously asked the doctor how he was doing, the doctor playfully replied, "One of us, your son and I, died. Guess who it is?" and then offered to compensate her with an urn containing his ashes.

“Driving is quite fun, Mom. Do we have any relatives or friends who have a spare used car? I’d like to trade it for a stainless steel basin.” Lin Li smiled and then asked.

"There's no such thing as a free lunch." Wu Min rolled her eyes.

"Mom, I want to buy a car."

"Do I look like a car to you, your mother?" Wu Min sneered.

"Yes, just like an elegant and luxurious custom-made top-of-the-line luxury car. If a BMW, Mercedes-Benz, or Audi saw you on the road, they would immediately turn off their engines and shout 'Long live the Empress!' They would never dare to drive alongside you!" Lin Li answered instantly.

“Flattery won’t work,” Wu Min scoffed.

"I wasn't flattering you; I was praising the elegant and luxurious trunk of your custom-made top-of-the-line luxury car," Lin Li said, his voice growing increasingly sincere.

“It’s useless, useless, absolutely useless,” Wu Min waved her hand quickly.
"If you want your own car, at least wait until you start your internship in your junior or senior year of college. And at most, Mom can get you an affordable car for commuting. If you want a nice car, you'll have to work hard for it yourself."

“What’s the point of buying you a car now? Are you going to drive to school every day? It’s such a short distance, and parking will be a hassle. It’ll just be gathering dust most of the time. Don’t even think about it.”

Lin Li was only testing the waters casually, so he found the response normal and simply sighed with feigned regret.

"Mom, actually I recently awakened my memories of when I was reincarnated."

Because I was an incredibly kind person in my past life, I had the freedom to choose how I was reincarnated. I specifically asked the person in charge of reincarnation, "Is this family rich?" He said "Yes." Being cautious, I asked again, "Are you sure they're rich?" After receiving the reply, "Yes, they are rich," I chose to be born into our family.

When I got off the bus, I realized that what he meant was "negative" and "definitely in debt." Sigh, I was supposed to post on my WeChat Moments, "I don't want a lot of money, I want a lot of love," to infuriate those ordinary folks. Now I can only wallow in self-pity on the bus...

Life... life... shady real estate agents do so much harm...

Lin Li couldn't even imagine how fun the hacked version of Earth Online would be.

Wu Min wasn't angry at all. On the contrary, she nodded in agreement: "Lin Li, what you said really hit the nail on the head. Who can disagree!"

Lin Li: "oO?"

"After I gave birth to you, I immediately asked the doctor how the baby was doing."

The doctor smiled and said to me, "This child is perfectly healthy, without any problems, and very bright. Bringing him home will surely bring you good fortune."

"I was so happy at the time, but after I actually took you home, I found out that what the doctor said was, 'This child is a bastard, full of problems, brainless, take him home quickly, he's definitely exposed to radiation.' So, he told me to take you home quickly so that I could enjoy the good fortune, and to avoid the radiation affecting the hospital."

Sigh, I should have posted on my WeChat Moments, "This child is so well-behaved all the time, parents have no worries at all. Sigh, a part of my life is missing," making all my friends and family envious. But now I can only feel sorry for myself in the car...

"Life... life... unscrupulous doctors do so much harm..."

"Hahahaha—" Lin Li couldn't hold back his laughter any longer upon hearing this.

Anyone who says Wu Min was corrupted by her own actions should try it.
Clearly, I have only surpassed my predecessors!

“Anyway, your mother’s life is pretty predictable, nothing will change. So don’t expect your mother to become a phoenix. Lin Li, rely on yourself,” Wu Min said with a smile.

Lin Li: "Mom, your eyesight is really good."

Wu Min: "..."

So you call being able to see the whole thing good eyesight? Luckily, it was her son who said that, otherwise Wu Min would have thought he was some kind of lunatic.

We made a lot of noise on our way home, and it wasn't early at all. After washing up, we went to our room to sleep.

……

The following day, January 2nd, Thursday.

Xi Ling's little emperor returned to his loyal Nan Sang Middle School.

According to unofficial historical records, there were reasons why Sun Shangxiang had a bad relationship with Liu Bei and eventually returned to Eastern Wu.

On their wedding night, Liu Bei, with a lewd smile, said to Sun Shangxiang, "Xiangxiang, let me show you how powerful my second brother is."

So Guan Yu broke through the window and shouted, "Thank you, brother. Then I won't stand on ceremony."

Upon hearing this, Liu Bei's lips twitched slightly, and he quickly corrected himself, "No, I meant to show you the power of my little brother."

Then Zhang Fei jumped out of the cabinet and shouted, "Me too!"

After the two brothers caused such a ruckus, Liu Bei completely lost interest, so he waved his hand and said, "I forgot to deal with them. Let's leave it at that tonight. We'll have plenty of time for another day."

Upon hearing this, Zhang Fei, the governor of Sichuan, pulled at his second brother's pants while turning back to remind his eldest brother, "Elder brother, my second brother's name is Yun Chang, but it doesn't matter, you go first or I go first."

Liu Bei: "Sorry, sorry, I did remember wrong, but I'll go first, third brother. If you really can't stand it, you can stand behind me, and I can use your strength to fight back."

Sun Shangxiang then learned of the three brothers' secret and complicated relationship. Unable to accept it, she left without hesitation when Sun Quan sent a large ship to bring her back to Eastern Wu several years later.

"He's still the person in Class 4 of Grade 1 who respects Guan Fangchang the most." Lin Li couldn't help but give Bai Bufan a thumbs up as soon as he entered the room.

"I really want to get to know the three brothers. They seem to be warm-hearted and like-minded friends."

Wang Ze, with a hint of anticipation, said softly, and after a moment of reflection, as he took the breakfast from Lin Li's hand, he raised his chin:
"It's been a long time, Lin Li. The last time we met was last year. And you know what? The 'reunion' in 'reunion' refers to Chongqing, so when we meet again, we need to respect the customs of the Chengdu-Chongqing region..."

"You son of a bitch," Lin Li said with a laugh.

If Wang Ze's emotional intelligence were converted into intellectual intelligence, he would have been first in his grade long ago.

"Stop babbling and get my breakfast out."

Urged on by Bao Wei, Lin Li stepped forward to continue distributing the breakfasts in his hand. However, noticing Qin Zeyu's gloomy expression at the same table, he asked with some amusement:

"Zeyu, what's wrong with you now?"

"I'm so emo..." Qin Zeyu listlessly fiddled with the plastic bag covering his freshly eaten breakfast. "The New Year should have been a fresh start, but it's been ruined. Life..."

"Damn, that's outrageous!" Lin Li rolled up his sleeves, looking indignant. "Who did this? Zeyu, tell your brother, I'll beat him up for you!!"

"I'm very touched," Qin Zeyu waved his hand dismissively, "but it has nothing to do with anyone else. It's my own lack of self-discipline that ruined everything. I just made up my mind yesterday—damn it!!"

Qin Zeyu, who was "sent flying" from his seat by a punch, transformed into a dragon king, covering his cheek and staring blankly at Lin Li: "Lin Li, why did you hit me?"

Lin Li revealed a gentle, kind, and righteous smile: "Didn't I say I would help you beat up the guy who ruined your life?"

Qin Zeyu: "(゜▽゜)?"

"Fuck you!!"

My brother's word is his bond; once it's out of reach, it's gone forever. This is truly a case of "a dead horse cannot be caught."

"Then you should help me beat up Bufan,"

Qin Zeyu stood up, patted his butt, and pointed at Bai Bufan with annoyance:
"I was determined to quit pornography this year, to be self-disciplined, and to have a physique that could charm countless girls. But that bastard Bai Bufan sent me 'amazing website' and 'amazing numbers' at 3 AM on New Year's Day, ruining my chances before I even got started. Go ahead and beat him up."

"That won't do. That would mean I'm the culprit." Lin Li waved his hands repeatedly, then looked at Qin Zeyu.

Lin Li offered some words of comfort to his increasingly aroused friend:

“Zeyu, it’s good that you want to quit pornography in the new year, but you should quit pornography, not women. Women will only hinder your speed in drawing your sword. Why do you pursue these things? It’s meaningless.”

Qin Zeyu: "?"

"No?" Qin Zeyu couldn't help but point at Lin Li, then at Chen Yuying in the front row of the classroom. "Lin Li, you're the least qualified to say something like that, so what is this?"

Lin Li remained calm upon hearing this, waving his hand and saying, "Mine is different."

"Women do hinder the speed of drawing a sword, but the squad leader is a rich woman. She brought me a fully equipped M250 with six bullets, so I can just splash water with my Golden Elixir. I don't even need to run with my sword anymore. Why do I need the speed of drawing a sword?"

If I see someone running with a knife, I'll just go in and fire a burst of bullets and that's it, a gun is definitely faster than a knife.

"But don't worry, Zeyu, if I run into you, I won't fire a whole magazine, because bullets are more valuable than your life."

Actually, there's an even more sentimental answer—a woman may affect the speed at which I draw my sword, but she is the reason I draw it.

But such words are not suitable to be said in the back row; if you do, your enemy will not only be Qin Zeyu.

Let's talk about it privately with Yingbao another day. Lin Li chuckled.

Qin Zeyu doesn't laugh ☉_☉.

"You...you...damn..." With such a heart-wrenching and outrageous description, Qin Zeyu felt that nothing could be more tragic than what was happening this year.

Lin Li: "Alright, stop getting so defensive. If you keep doing that, Bao Wei will eat your breakfast."

"Holy crap!!!" Then something even more tragic happened.

Zhou Baowei was very satisfied with his successful theft.

“Zeyu, if you ask me, Lin Li is right to some extent. Instead of pinning your chances of finding a partner on your own self-discipline and growth, why don’t you put your hopes on metaphysics and pray to the Bodhisattva?”

Qin Zeyu waved his hand irritably upon hearing this: "I already prayed. I prayed on New Year's Day. That night, the Bodhisattva appeared in my dream and said she was sorry. I am a good person, but we are not suitable for each other. She cannot accept my confession."

Zhou Baowei, Bai Bufan, and Lin Li: "(；☉_☉)?"

"Hey, wait the hell!"

"Who are you to beg from the Bodhisattva?!"

"You can even get friend-zoned by a Bodhisattva?! This Bodhisattva's youth romance story is just too problematic!!"

Lin Li really adores Class 4 of Grade 11.

Do other classes have so many amazing people?

Sad, class reassignment is such a remedy—

After venting his frustrations, Lin Li returned to his seat.

"Did you miss anything you shouldn't have missed last night?" Lin Li asked Bai Bufan.

"No, last night was just a regular evening study session. Xue Jian only came for a quick look around and then left."

"Tsk, I can tell that Old Jian has a crush on me. He wouldn't have stayed long if I hadn't come. He probably couldn't sleep last night because he was thinking about me." Lin Li said with a hint of pride.

"Too lazy to complain," Bai Bufan, who was still eating breakfast, raised his chin. "If there's anything else, the physics homework was collected last night, you can hand it in yourself."

When Lin Lijiao returned after finishing his homework, Bai Bufan asked with some amusement:

"Lin Li, with your current grades, why do you still habitually put your homework in the middle of the pile when you hand it in? With your accuracy rate, wouldn't it be better to just put it on top?"

"Habits cannot be changed in a short period of time."

"Hesitant," Bai Bufan sighed, taking a sip of seaweed and fried dough stick soup, showing no signs of "Monday blues."
"Damn, Lin Li, I feel so good about having a day off on Wednesday."

"Monday, damn, I just finished my holiday; Tuesday, damn, I'm on holiday tomorrow; Thursday, damn, I just finished my holiday; Friday, damn, I'm on holiday tomorrow."

I feel so hopeful! Please, please, don't reduce the amount of homework! I'd do anything if you could just make Wednesdays a day off.

Lin Li: "The Education Bureau has received your request and has begun arranging classes for Saturdays and Sundays. Please wait for good news."

Bai Bufan chuckled and said, "Then you're really good at taking time off. Forget it, I don't need this vacation."

……

night.

Lin Li no longer needed to shout "I'm back" when he returned home, because Wu Min had already resumed her work of accumulating gold coins for him.

As a final act of kindness, she left a note indicating that the late-night snack she had carefully prepared was in the refrigerator for Lin Li to heat up and eat.

I opened the refrigerator, and wow, it's quite well-stocked, but it would be even better if it weren't filled with leftovers.

While acting as a garbage can, Lin Li pondered his next plan.

There are currently four tasks displayed on the task panel.

Task one, the blind date, is easy to handle. There's only one last chance left. Just attend another event organized by Yizhen Marriage Agency this month, and it will be completed naturally.

Task Four, the Wisdom Cup, was also simple. With various improvements in his physique and his continuous cultivation, Lin Li felt that his mind was getting better and better. The questions, which were difficult for the first competition, gradually became as easy as regular questions in his eyes.

In this situation, as long as you are careful and don't submit your work early but do a thorough check, getting a top grade shouldn't be a problem.

As for the third task triggered half a month ago—[Within two months, prevent and punish at least two evil cultivators who attempt to commit crimes related to the Xiaoyao San (0/2)], Lin Li simply picked up his phone and opened the chat interface of the stool.

Previously, Dengzi had already informed Li Sheng that he and his friends were deeply involved in the industry and that they could close the net then. However, Lin Li was in no hurry to complete two cases at once, and now the time was almost up.

In the new year, the Demon Suppression Division should also need new achievements.

Let's use them to wish Uncle Yang and Uncle Yan a Happy New Year.

Lin Li: Notify Li Sheng to find evidence and the right time. Once he finds it, let me know. It's about time to close the net. Same as always, the right time is only at night on weekdays and during the day on weekends, but it's best to discuss it with me beforehand.

"Stool: Received, bro!"

Let's stop contacting Yang Liang and Yan Aosong for now and let them get some more sleep.

Since it's impossible to act immediately after receiving the notification, the only thing Lin Li can actually do tonight is the mecha mission.

Although she already had a plan in mind—to use her financial power to try to bribe drivers who already had licenses and cars, and get them to temporarily hand over their license plate numbers to her.

But before you actually do it, it's best to test it out first. Otherwise, if you spend a lot of time negotiating and it fails, or if it succeeds but turns out it doesn't work, you'll lose a lot.

As for how to conduct the test, Lin Li has already made arrangements.

After finishing his late-night snack, Lin Li went to sleep.

When the alarm clock rang at 2:30 a.m. the next day, Lin Li got up to exercise and wash up.

Then we arrived at the neighborhood, which was still shrouded in night.

Arriving at the door, he used the key to unlock a car parked there and sat in the driver's seat.

—This is a car rented during the day. When Lin Li left school in the afternoon, he handed it over to the staff at the entrance of the residential area.

It wasn't an expensive car, but Lin Li didn't want to drive a beat-up one. The car in front of him cost 210 yuan a day.

Not particularly cheap, but definitely not expensive either; it's decent, and there are discounts for renting multiple properties.

After familiarizing himself with the "new car," Lin Li drove straight to his destination—Donghu District.

To recap, Donghu District is Xiling's academic mecca, and also boasts the most bar dances and rock music.

It was already 3:30 when we arrived.

According to Lin Li's information search, Xi Ling's small bars and pubs are usually open until 4 a.m., while nightclubs are usually open until 5 a.m.

Although it's not time to leave yet, many people do like to stay until the end of the event, but most people only stay until two or three in the morning.

So at this moment, many people on the street have already left by car or are hailing a taxi.

There are groups with only boys, groups with only girls, and groups where both men and women wait for the bus.

And these women were the subjects of Lin Li's experiments.

Lin Li was astonished to see some people even kissing and touching each other on the roadside.

But Lin Li did not look down on him.

Heart to heart.

Sigh, these girls must have their reasons for coming to bars and nightclubs to drown their sorrows late at night.

They must have encountered quite a few setbacks along the way.

I only have one left, and they have worked much harder than me.

(End of this chapter)