The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 485 Customer Service Xiaolin is very unhappy to serve you.
Just moments ago, Wu Lifeng was thinking how right Lin Li was, and how jealous he was. Now, he stood there dumbfounded, looking up at Lin Li and Qin Xuan, who were smiling broadly at the elders at the table.

They even forgot to chew.

As for the others present...

It is common knowledge that no elder can resist Lin Li and Qin Xuan's "sensible" nature.

It should be noted that in the past, at banquets, it was always the younger generation who would ask or hope that they would show respect for the traditional culture of the banquet and offer a toast. Even then, the younger generation would usually politely decline, and if they did agree, it would be mostly out of reluctance.

But what have I done to deserve seeing these two children actively participate in the culture today?
So, everyone at the table was taken aback at first, but then immediately burst into laughter and cooperated.

Saying "okay, okay" while standing up or quickly pouring drinks for themselves or the person next to them, they would stare at other people's glasses and say things like, "Ah Xuan and the others are offering toasts, and you're only drinking this little bit?"

In short, because Lin Li and Qin Xuan stood up, they happily followed suit, and so everyone stood up.

Oh.

Not everyone.

By the time Wu Lifeng realized what kind of situation he was in—

He slowly lowered his head, and at the same time, his hand holding the chopsticks began to tremble slightly.

"Cough cough!! Cough cough cough—"

Perhaps he felt like he was going to vomit blood, because Wu Lifeng started coughing. But to prevent all the food in his mouth from coming out, he could only cover his mouth with his hand and cough muffledly in his seat.

Lin Li OvO: "A toast to everyone! And a special toast to Brother He and Sister-in-law Liu!"

Qin Xuan OvO: May you have a long and happy marriage! May you have a baby soon! May you be happy every day!

The elders at the table: "Good, good, good!!"

Being in a large hall, and without lowering their voices, the other tables in the hall could naturally hear what was happening at this table.

Fang Qihe, who was at the head table, looked at the entire table of people standing up and heard their blessings. He was about to start the toasting ceremony at each table, so he patted Yu Liu's arm, and the two of them stood up and returned the toast to the table from afar.

Both sets of parents stood up as well, their faces showing no embarrassment or awkwardness, but rather a satisfied smile at the atmosphere.

For the older generation, holding a banquet is often about saving face and creating a festive atmosphere.

When the guests at other tables saw that the other relatives at the main table were also standing up along with their parents, they naturally felt it was inappropriate to remain seated. As a result, the sound of chairs being pushed and pulled filled the hall.

Dominoes.

Everyone has stood up; we're just missing one teacher.

Upon noticing someone acting out of place, Lin Li's uncle, Wu Lifeng's father, frowned at his unruly son, lowered his voice slightly, and impatiently urged him:
"Hey wind, what are you doing? Stand up!"

Wu Lifeng: "..."

He didn't look up, but his cheeks twitched slightly with effort.

Hey, hurry up and chew!
Chew it with all your might!
The reason Wu Lifeng didn't spit out the food directly wasn't because he thought it was inelegant.

However, he discovered something: when the amount of food was large enough and the roots of the vegetables were connected to each other, it was like a light bulb in his mouth—he couldn't swallow it all at once, but he also couldn't spit it out.

"Wind! Stand up!" Uncle was still chanting.

At that moment, Wu Lifeng had the feeling that he was in an American park.

Lin Li, dressed in a baseball uniform, and his follower Qin Xuan, performed a Thomas Flair while looking at him with mockery.

"Hey, listen up, Wu Lifeng, we're having an awesome standing party this weekend. All the big names in school will be there and standing with us."

"Oh, guess who was the only one not invited?"

"It's you! Freak! You look like my grandma's burnt apple pie! That's why you can't stand with us!"

So that's how they got 80!
But he had no choice but to stand up. Wu Lifeng could only try to chew with all his might, while standing up with his head down and picking up his wine glass filled with a drink.

He glared at the two of them with resentment from the corner of his eye.

But the two of them seemed completely oblivious, resolutely refusing to look at him.

They're even stirring up trouble:
"One more toast to the newlyweds——",

"A toast——"

Wu Lifeng could only follow along and mimic the drinking motions.

"Thank you, thank you!!" After several rounds of toasts, Fang Qihe smiled and raised his hands to press down, "Thank you everyone, please sit down and eat slowly. It's Yu Liu and my turn to toast you."

Upon hearing this, everyone sat down.

"Sister Xuan, I suddenly remembered I have evening self-study tonight, I have to go to class now, see you at the New Year." Before he even sat down in his chair, Lin Li suddenly had a sudden urge to study.

Unfortunately, his right wrist had already been grabbed.

Lin Li turned his head.

The resentment of a vengeful ghost in red burst forth in his cousin's eyes.

"Brother, what's wrong?" Lin Li asked with a fawning smile.

Wu Lifeng remained silent, only staring intently.

"Brother, if you're not going to say anything, I'll be going now. It's really urgent."

"Brother, say something!"

Wu Lifeng sneered: "How can I speak with my mouth full of chewing?"

"Brother, these are the digestive tablets I was originally going to donate to Africa, but I'll give them to you now."

Knowing he had no hope of escaping, Lin Li sat back down listlessly, took out a strip of digestive tablets from his pocket, handed it to Wu Lifeng, and said with a smile.

Finally, another half minute passed, and the food in my mouth was chewed to the point where I could swallow it completely. With the bobbing of my Adam's apple, I began my journey to defecation.

Wu Lifeng breathed a long sigh of relief; only then did he feel like he had come back to life.

Unfortunately, with the elders present, Wu Lifeng, realizing he couldn't even kill, could only press his left hand hard against Lin Li's thigh and mutter menacingly:

"Lin Li, have you made some money lately?"

Lin Li: "Oh? Bro, how did you find out I've become a multi-millionaire?"

Do you perhaps have a system too?
Wu Lifeng gritted his teeth: "Because I've discovered that you're exceptionally lucky with money and wealth right now, you're practically half of everything, and exceptionally despicable!!!"

"You flatter me, brother," Lin Li said, scratching his head shyly. Not daring to claim all the credit for himself, he pointed to Qin Xuan beside him.
"Actually, Sister Xuan was the mastermind. This was originally her plan to harm me, but after discovering that I was quite clever, she abandoned it. However, she didn't want the idea to go to waste, so she..."

Wu Lifeng: "So I'm the dumbest one, right? ☉_☉"

I was so stupid... really... how could I have believed what Lin Li said...

Starting today, I will eat elegantly! I will chew slowly and carefully!

Qin Xuan, who was standing to the side, frowned slightly upon hearing this: "What mastermind? I don't understand what you're talking about. It's so satisfying to take a big bite of food. Miao Miao, come on, take a big bite."

Qin Xuan fed Miao Miao a large mouthful of food.

After chewing for a while, Miao Miao finally swallowed and asked, "Thank you, is there any more?"

Qin Xuan looked at Wu Lifeng, nodded, and remained silent, but her silence spoke volumes.

—See, this is normal.

Wu Lifeng: "..."

When Lin Li played with Qin Xuan when she was little, I should have participated more.

Two fists can't fight four hands. Wu Lifeng stared blankly at his plate, shaking his head sadly.
"I will never laugh again..." "I have become the most pitiful person in the world..."

Looking at Wu Lifeng, whose expression was sorrowful and whose mood was extremely low, Lin Li felt a little sorry for him.

After all, he hadn't expected Wu Lifeng to be so frugal with food, unwilling to spit it out and insisting on finishing it all.

After thinking about it, Lin Li decided to make Wu Lifeng happy.

"Brother, take a look at this video." Lin Li elbowed his cousin apologetically.

"What?" Wu Lifeng turned his head and looked over with a downward-pointing smile.

On the screens of the Linli phones, there was a pure red background, and the protagonist of the video was Zhen Nai An.

Wu Lifeng paused for a moment: "Wait a minute."

But Nai'an did not wait for him:

"The Rap of China! Who's your favorite? PGone! P! G! one!"

"Let's open the celebratory wine for you! Don't get too cocky! Sing every song well! Go back to Harbin and see your hometown folks!"

"My sister-in-law's hair is done! She's taking a bath naked now! She'll be dressed in her sexy reindeer outfit later! I won't be back too early tonight! I won't disturb you two! You two have fun! But remember to take good care of her!"

Wu Lifeng: "..."

really.

After listening to Nai An's support rap, Wu Lifeng really wanted to keep his lips from turning down, but after a few twitches, he couldn't hold it in any longer.

Even the most depressed person would laugh when they see this video.

According to unofficial historical records, Baoqiang and Bao are like shoe insoles; they got through their most difficult times by watching this video.

It can be considered one of the ten most shameful events of the 21st century.

If you ask what the other nine items are, please copy this video nine times.

Remember, even though the affair had already been exposed, Nai-An couldn't break her contract with the TV station, so she and her husband sang a love song together at the New Year's Eve gala that night.

"If China didn't have hip-hop, at least Nai'an would have a home~~" Lin Li was still singing.

"Alright, alright," Wu Lifeng waved his hand dismissively, "You win."

Saying things like "I will never laugh again" or "I have become the most pitiful person in the world"... I was indeed too hasty in my words.

……

The banquet ended at nine o'clock.

Actually, everyone had finished eating around 8 o'clock, but the elders kept chatting until now.

If it weren't for that brave soul who just said, "I'll be going now," we would still be talking.

"Lin Li, you drive. Mom has had a few drinks, so she'll take them along the way. They are your aunt and uncle."

When Wu Min signaled to Lin Li that he could leave, she had her whole family with her.

"Hello, uncle and aunt."

They were distant relatives, and he had hardly ever met them before, so Lin Li simply greeted them and then carried the gifts downstairs to his car.

After placing the gifts for both families in the trunk, Lin Li got into the car and, upon learning the destination his aunt's family wanted to go, drove off.

In the car, Wu Min chatted casually with the family, while Lin Li remained silent.

It was clear that Wu Min wasn't very familiar with them, and she spoke very politely.

Upon arriving at the family's building, Lin Li got out of the car and opened the trunk.

When the child accompanying the couple saw that his parents each took a gift, he also stepped forward and took away the gift from Lin Li's family, which was full of snacks.

"This belongs to my brother; yours has already been taken," Lin Li reminded him with a polite smile.

The other person didn't listen and quickly hid behind his mother with the souvenirs, peeking out and looking at Lin Li with a pout.

So cute, I want to punch it to death.

They kept chattering away in the car.

Seeing this, her aunt smiled and said, "Lin Li, are you the only one in your family?"

"Yes, what's wrong, Auntie?" Lin Li raised an eyebrow slightly.

“You can drive now, you're an adult. Auntie sees this box is full of snacks that kids like, you probably don't like them much anymore, right? Auntie actually has a child at home…”

The map of Yan was ridiculously short. Lin Li smiled and said, "Auntie, it's really unfortunate. My favorite food is children's snacks."

Seeing that the other person was not speaking in the direction she expected, the woman opened and closed her mouth repeatedly, and finally even said with slight dissatisfaction:

"This...you're such a grown person, how come you still like to eat these things?"

Lin Li chuckled upon hearing this, waved his hand vigorously, and said in a sarcastic tone, "Don't even mention it, Auntie, I love eating this all because of you~"

My aunt was taken aback: "Huh? What does it have to do with me whether you like this or not?"

Upon hearing this, Lin Li immediately repeated, but this time he seemed very calm: "That's right, Auntie, what does it have to do with you whether I like to eat this or not?"

Aunt: "?"

"Tch—" Wu Min, who was standing to the side, turned her head and made a discordant sound upon hearing this, but when she turned back, her face was already angry and serious: "Lin Li! How can you talk like that? You have no manners at all."

Then Wu Min looked apologetically at the family: "I'm sorry, cousin, my Lin Li has low emotional intelligence and says whatever comes to mind. I'm sorry."

Lin Li smiled.

Is it just my own fault for speaking my mind?
So, Min-jie, you're not even willing to pretend to deny what you just said, is that right?

My aunt hesitated, but my uncle seemed a little embarrassed. He took the gift from his son and put it back in Linli's car. After a few hurried words, he turned and walked home without looking back, forgetting to say the usual polite phrases like "Would you like to come up for a bit?" or "Let's get together another time."

As he got back into the driver's seat and drove home, Lin Li shook his head: "These kinds of relatives are such a hassle."

"Don't be so blunt next time," Wu Min said irritably.

"Mom, you know what they mean? A close neighbor is worse than a distant relative. I have a friend—"

Wu Min: "Shut up, I don't want to hear it."

Damn it, I got predicted. Lin Li curled his lip.

"Whoosh—" Wu Min stretched in the passenger seat and shook her still slightly dizzy head. "Lin Li, I don't know if I'll be able to get up tomorrow morning. You'll have to go to school by yourself."

"receive."

"Sigh, my vacation ends tomorrow. I guess I won't be able to come home again until Chinese New Year."

Wu Min sighed. She had a week-long holiday for New Year's Day. Whether you're a student or not, you always feel a bit lost when a long holiday ends.

"How come a week has passed so quickly? It feels like it's just begun..."

Lin Li: "Dear, I'm sorry, we checked and your New Year's Day holiday has indeed ended. We apologize, this is our mistake. We'll compensate you by delaying your retirement by 3-5 years, so you can take more New Year's Day holidays in the future. Is that alright with you?"

Wu Min: "(へ╬)?"

"Stop saying such unlucky things, or Mom will spank you."
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Hi, I'm sorry, we checked and your National Day and Mid-Autumn Festival holidays have indeed ended. We apologize, this is our mistake. Our customer service representative, Xiao Tian, ​​will compensate you by delaying your retirement by 3-5 years, allowing you to take more National Day and Mid-Autumn Festival holidays in the future. Is that acceptable to you?

(End of this chapter)