The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 467 This cup not only has no rim, but it also leaks at the bottom.
Lin Li had a moment of disorientation.

Bai Bufan at this moment is like Dora from "Dora the Explorer" or Mickey from "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse," in short, the protagonist of this kind of top-notch strategy show, and is now enthusiastically inviting me to shout "Don't be naughty, you troublemaker!" or "Oh! Potato!" in a similar tone.

The only difference is that the dialogue has been changed to "Oh—it's delicious."

Ah ~
I really miss my childhood.

"You're still daydreaming, that's the worst thing ever!!"

"I'm still holding your clothes! Show some respect, you bastard!"

"Shout it with me!"

Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li, who seemed lost in thought and had a nostalgic expression, and finally couldn't help but laugh.

"What did you just say?" Lin Li asked, snapping out of his daze.

"Still daydreaming! Still daydreaming!" Bai Bufan shook Lin Li like a rattle-drum, his voice suddenly choked with emotion:
"You can even get distracted when it comes to my life and death, Lin Li. What am I to you?"
Am I a casualty in your love life? A tool for your amusement? A plaything for your boredom? A fleeting scene on your wandering journey? Or just trash you can casually discard after saying sorry?

Ah! What am I to you?!

Hearing Bai Bufan's classic, heartbroken question, like a wronged wife in her boudoir, Lin Li knew a standard answer—

Lin Li: "You're not here ☉☉".

What matters to me, bro? You're not even here.

Bai Bufan grinned through gritted teeth: "You motherfucker! Get me to the spa!"

Seeing the two arguing more and more fiercely in front of him, a trace of worry flashed in Du Hansi's eyes.

Neither of them had a suitable weapon, so they felt they couldn't kill anyone. Should I take a couple of chair legs and give them to them?
Forget it, let's just give it to Bai Bufan. Nan Sang Middle School only needs Wang Ze.

However, Lin Li and Bai Bufan's playful antics quickly stopped, since they were in another class at the moment, and in the end, Lin Li chose to compromise.

There was no other way; Bai Bufan's offer to treat him was a kind gesture from the beginning, not something he had to do out of necessity. He had to show some appreciation, so we'll let him off the hook this time.

"Wow—it's delicious!"

The two began to repeat their sentiments, occasionally encountering difficulties from Du Hansi.

What kind of tone of voice, actions, and demeanor?

The person at the next table wasn't this strict.

Clearly, this is Du Hansi's hatred for Lin Li stemming from love.

Lin Li couldn't help but sigh: "Sigh, I didn't expect this to happen today. I regret not listening to my mother's advice when she saw me off this morning."

Bai Bufan looked over curiously upon hearing this and asked:
"Huh? Auntie could even predict this? What did she say to you?"

Lin Li frowned, looking at Bai Bufan as if he were an idiot, and asked with a hint of disdain and sneer, "How should I know? Didn't I say I didn't hear you?"

Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"

Damn you.

So that's what it means to not listen in the strictest sense?

"Who the hell can understand that?!"

Du Hansi: "Ahem."

The two looked up upon hearing this, but immediately realized why Du Hansi had suddenly coughed at this moment—a fourth guest had appeared at the door, curiously observing everything inside the classroom.

Lin Bai and the guy next to him who hadn't finished getting the discount exchanged a glance and nodded almost imperceptibly.

Lin Bai took a sip of his still-hot coffee, closed his eyes, nodded to the guy next to him, and then, maintaining a proper distance, began to express his thoughts in a series of measured remarks—

"Wow—it's delicious!"

"Wow—it tastes so good!"

"Wow—it's really delicious!"

“Is it really that delicious?”

Attracted by the environment, the victim sat down and immediately began asking questions out of curiosity.

When he saw that all three of them nodded sincerely at him, he nodded back happily.
"Yay! I can't wait!"

……

Looking forward to your mom.

There are bad people at Nansang Middle School.

When he learned the true rules from the students of Class 14, feeling utterly hopeless, he was filled with despair and his heart was broken.

The difference is too great.

It's like going for a full physical exam. After the steel door examination, the doctor tells you, rather seriously, that there's good news and bad news. The good news is that everything is normal, but the bad news is that he's not a doctor, and during the examination, he actually had his hands on your shoulders.

A digital rectal exam was performed, but it was a bull's finger.

It's that sad drop from heaven to hell, bro.

Ignoring the man's somewhat resentful gaze, Lin Li and Bai Bufan had both completed their allotted 30 sentences and received the maximum discount.

After Bai Bufan scanned the code and paid six yuan, Du Hansi was satisfied. He even performed a European-style curtsy—lifting his maid skirt with both hands, spreading it to the sides, slightly bending his knees, and bowing his head.
Thank you for your patronage. Welcome to visit us again.

Clearly, "revenge" gave him the physical and mental satisfaction of seeking revenge.

Bai Bufan increasingly felt that he was an innocent victim, and that it was all Lin Li's fault.

"Will you come again next time? Do you even have repeat customers?" Lin Li shook his head.

"Well, I'd like to share one of our long-term customer perks with you two," Du Hans said with a meaningful smile.

"If an existing customer brings a new customer to our store, they can enjoy the lowest price without participating in the promotion. In addition, they can get an extra discount of one yuan, meaning they can buy a cup for only two yuan. Of course, this only applies to the existing customer. New customers who want the lowest price still need to participate in the entire promotion."

Lin Li and Bai Bufan immediately understood.

If that's the case, then perhaps there really will be repeat customers.

After all, Nansang Middle School is a school where one should always be wary of others, but there are also many who are willing to harm others.

There are no good people in this school.

To be honest, even if Du Hansi hadn't said that, Lin Bai had planned to recommend this restaurant to his classmates if he ran into them on the street.

"Hans, I actually have a suggestion you can listen to," Lin Li suddenly thought.

"what?"

Lin Li: "I think simply shouting out a discount of ten yuan is too monotonous. Have you considered changing it to shouting out a discount of one yuan when the price is down to 100? When the price is down to 50, shouting out a diamond when the price is down to 50? Then every ten diamonds can reduce the price by one yuan. When the price is down to 10 yuan, every shout can participate in a spin of the wheel, where there is a chance to get gold coins. Ten gold coins can be exchanged for one diamond."

Additionally, inviting a new user to drink during this period will earn you a ¥20 discount.

Du Hansi: "?"

What's this about "pinkaka"?

There's no need to be so roundabout if you want to ruin Class 14 of Grade 11.

If this is adopted, Du Hansi is confident that his class will become like Mickey Mouse crossing the street, hated by everyone.

"That's a good suggestion, we'll consider it." Du Hansi chose to say something nice.

Lin Li didn't insist. He exchanged a glance with Bai Bufan and then stood up: "Alright, then we'll be going."

"I'll see you to the door." Du Hansi tidied up the trash on the table and followed the two of them.

"Hans, are you going to be a male servant for the whole morning?"

"Definitely not, let's do it for another half hour, then someone will switch with me," Du Hansi shook his head and laughed.
"I have to go to the amusement park too, right? By the way, Lin Li, what's your class doing? I can patronize your business."

“Our class’s project isn’t very interesting,” Bai Bufan replied.

After comparing the content of Class 14, Bai Bufan felt a sense of inferiority, as if he had been completely outshone. This was the most humiliating episode for Class 14 of the first year of high school.

But in a way, there's nothing that can be done about it.

It's not that Class Four couldn't have come up with this kind of project, but the main problem is that auditor Xue Jian would never allow it.

Perhaps it was because Class 14 usually behaved well that their homeroom teacher made an exception for them.

Whenever Xue Jian sensed something amiss with the attempt to stir up trouble, he would immediately extinguish it; there was nothing he could do about it.

"No need to take care of the business or anything like that, we don't care about that. Our class isn't aiming to make money at the fair," Lin Li nodded. "However, Hansi, if you have time, could you help me with a survey report in a few days?"

"Hmm?" Du Hansi looked at Lin Li curiously upon hearing this. "What kind of investigation? I'm just a sports student who doesn't study much, I'm sure I have time."

Lin Li: "A survey on men's requirements regarding the gender of their partners."

“Actually, I did a similar survey a few years ago. I surveyed 100 men. Ten of them were very happy after being surveyed and even surveyed me in return. Five hoped that I would continue to survey them next time. Ten felt uncomfortable but were not particularly resistant. They just hoped that I would not survey them next time. The remaining 75 beat me up.”

"Now that several years have passed, society has changed rapidly, and I think the survey results should have changed, so I plan to restart the survey. I am currently looking for survey targets, and you are very much to my liking."

Du Hansi: "I don't have time. I need to prepare for my final exams. I plan to apply to Tsinghua University."

Damn you.

What kind of survey is this?!
What exactly are you looking up, you idiot?! (へ╬)
"Bye-bye, I'm going back to entertain my guests."

Fearing that Lin Li might say something reminiscent of Wang Ze, Du Hansi, who had already escorted the two to the corridor, immediately backed away from the classroom—not turning around as if he didn't want to expose his backside to Lin Li.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other, then both laughed and continued walking down the corridor.

"Lin Li, you have this kind of persona outside of class?" Bai Bufan laughed.

"I can only say that Hansi is a bit special. Wang Ze was the matchmaker for me, so naturally, our way of getting along has become like Wang Ze's." Lin Li also smiled and shrugged.

A despicable person speaks human language, and a despicable dog speaks dog language.

The two continued to hang out.

"Trust your luck and come play! No shady dealings, fair and square! A pure test of luck! The grand prize is real gold!!!"

"Want to become a gold owner?! What are you waiting for?!"

When they arrived on the fourth floor, the shout reached Lin Li and Bai Bufan's ears clearly.

The two looked toward the source of the sound, which was Class 20, the furthest outskirts.

Their class's project seemed to be quite popular. Not only were there many people gathered at the stalls in the corridor, but applause and cheers could also be heard from time to time. Although the situation inside the classroom could not be seen from a distance, it was clear that many people were coming and going.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan exchanged a glance, nodded to each other without saying a word, and then walked curiously to the door of Class 20.

On the classroom wall, several A4 sheets of paper were pasted on, each with a conspicuous gold arrow drawn on it, and all the gold arrows pointed to the center.

—It was labeled with a flat plastic box about the size of a thumb, and inside the box were glittering gold flakes, which were advertised as gold.

Next to it is its description: a small gold piece weighing 0.1 grams, worth 80 yuan.

"Damn, there really is gold!" Lin Li and Bai Bufan laughed.

I wasn't disappointed at all by the small size of the gold; in fact, I would have found it absurd if it were large.

Moreover, for a small New Year's Day garden party, 80 yuan is definitely a big prize.

A meal with one meat dish and one vegetable dish in the school cafeteria costs less than ten yuan. If you're careful, it's more than enough for half a week's living expenses.

"Are you two interested? All the projects in our class are based on luck, and it's not just this one on the wall. We've prepared two grand prizes, and so far, no one has been lucky enough to win either one! The odds are very high!" The student soliciting customers at the door asked enthusiastically.

How can we take them down?

"Just participate in this lucky draw. In the gift blind box, you have a chance to win a gold piece, which is the one displayed on the wall. In the hole-in-the-box blind box, you have a chance to win another gold piece that is already inside!"

There was indeed a large rotating platform in the classroom, divided into many sections—

"Gift blind box lucky draw chance", "Hole Fun blind box lucky draw chance", "One more time", "Snacks", "Class 19 Milk Tea 3 Yuan Coupon", "Class 11 Cotton Candy Buy One Get One Free Coupon (First Floor)", "Thank you for your patronage".

Looking at the awards that were linked to Class 19 and Class 11, Lin Li and Bai Bufan exchanged a glance and smiled.

Class 20 is something else! They managed to hang these two awards up. It seems they went to other classes to "get sponsorships" before the carnival. Very clever.

Moreover, it's also interesting that the first two borders are gold and the last four are purple, but the areas for these six awards are all very uniform in size and almost identical to each other.

Theoretically speaking, the "Thank you for your patronage" sign, which is the most profitable in Class 20, has a black border that symbolizes bad luck, but it only occupies about 15 degrees of the 360° of the turntable, making it drastically small compared to other areas.

If you can get to this "Thank you for your patronage" area, it's like winning the lottery or getting a huge windfall.

It seems that Class 20 set up this area not to make money, but to see who could be so unlucky, and it's also a bit of a fun thing to do.

"How much does it cost per transfer?" Lin Li asked.

"Three yuan once, ten yuan three times."

"You guys are really good at business. How about we play a trick?" Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan.

"Let's play." Bai Bufan nodded; he also found it very interesting.

After paying, Lin Li chose to go first.

With a little force, the turntable begins to spin rapidly.

Lin Li did not use any abilities or magical artifacts to interfere. If he had, it would have been too pointless, since there was no mission and there was no need for it.

Just wait quietly for the result.

But luckily, the pointer landed on the golden "Hole Fun Blind Box Lottery Chance".

"Congratulations, classmate! You've earned a chance to play in the hole-in-the-hole game!"

The boy who was serving immediately pulled Lin Li to another table, where two large perforated musical instruments were placed. He then gestured for Lin Li to make himself at home.
"Come on, student, choose the area you want and tap it to win the prize!"

—The so-called hole-in-the-box game is a toy where the bottom is a foam or plastic box covered with a layer of wrapping paper, and players poke small squares or holes on the surface to get the prize inside.

The perforated board in front of him already had several holes poked in it. Lin Li stroked his chin and thought for a while before choosing the largest perforated square.

It wasn't that Lin Li used his divine sense to scan it; it was simply that Lin Li felt the gold piece was small, and Class 20 might have done the opposite and deliberately placed it in a large compartment.

Lin Li easily poked a hole in the wrapping paper with his index finger, then raised an eyebrow, somewhat surprised—"Bu Fan, I felt the flat little plastic box!!"

Just as I expected, there was only a tiny plastic shell inside the huge compartment!

Could it be that--

Am I really the chosen one?
"Really? Don't mess with me, I'll be horrified if you really touch me." Bai Bufan's eyes widened.

Without further ado, Lin Li took the flat box out of the hole!
Wow! Gold... wait, wait, it's silver!

Inside the small plastic box was a one-yuan coin.

Lin Li: "..."

Holy crap!
How could Class 20 be so mean!

Just as Lin Li was about to helplessly spread his hands to indicate that he had fallen for the trap, the male waiter clapped excitedly:

"Congratulations! Congratulations! You've won a rare misprinted coin!"

Upon hearing this, the other students in Class 20 immediately joined in the atmosphere-building activity and began clapping.

"congratulations!"

Lin Li: Oo?

That's true. If it's just a regular coin, why would you put it in a plastic box?
Lin Li carefully examined the coin in his hand, and after a long while, asked curiously, "Excuse me, where is the error?"

Boy: "Didn't you notice? The front of this one-yuan note is printed on the back, and the back is printed on the front. It's a very obvious mistake."

Lin Li and Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"

(End of this chapter)