The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 466: I simply couldn't contain my emotions.

To be honest, Du Hansi really misses the days when the term "warm man" was the opposite of "straight man".

This world of trenches is changing too fast.

Feeling Lin Li still touching his butt, and the classmate who came with him, who consciously turned around and used his body to block the vital areas for himself and Lin Li.

No way, how come you're so skilled at this too?!
"Since you're unwilling, let's begin!"

Seeing Lin Li still smiling at him, Du Hansi was silent for a moment: "Lin Li, then I'm willing to play the 'Strength Game' with you."

"Great!" Lin Li started taking off his coat. "Since you're willing, let's get started!"

"Aren't they all the same?! This is definitely a death trap question!!"

Even though Du Hansi had anticipated this, he still couldn't hold back and covered his head in despair.

What's even more despairing than a boy wearing a maid outfit is a boy wearing a maid outfit and then encountering Lin Li.

"I'm so stupid, really, I shouldn't have worn this maid outfit..." Du Hansi slapped away Lin Li's hand and said dejectedly.

"What's wrong with this dress? Isn't it great? At first glance, it did feel a bit uncomfortable, but gradually, it also developed a different kind of charm. I feel like you're becoming a bit alluring."

"Hans, do you use a blanket at night? Do you prefer a dry or damp blanket?"

Du Hansi said expressionlessly, "I don't use a blanket at night."

Lin Li's eyes lit up: "So, do you sleep on your back or on your stomach?"

"...I sleep on my side."

"That's even better! You can have whichever you want!"

"Damn it, hahaha—" Du Hansi laughed helplessly at himself, then clasped his hands together and bowed three times devoutly to Lin Li:
"Brother, Brother Lin, please let me go. I still need to leave some room for Wang Ze."

"Alright, alright, I'm done playing," Lin Li smiled, immediately abandoning his domineering aura, and his tone instantly returned to normal.
"My classmate and I came to your class for coffee. We're all on the same side, so would you recommend it to us?"

"Absolutely OK!!"

Du Hansi had thought Lin Li was just passing by Class 14 of Grade 1, but he didn't expect that Lin Li was coming for his class. Upon hearing this, his eyes lit up instantly.

The expectation in their eyes exceeded Lin Li's expectations, and Lin Li seriously suspected that there might be some kind of incentive mechanism or commission in this Class Fourteen.

"Lin Li and this guy... what's his name?" Du Hansi looked at Bai Bufan.

"Bai Bufan".

"Oh, I've heard that name from Wang Ze. Come on, buddy, let's not stand on ceremony. I'll just call you Bufan. My name is Du Hansi, you can just call me Hansi."

The boys were very quick to socialize. After a brief self-introduction, Du Hansi pointed to his class's poster and enthusiastically introduced it:

"You two are planning to have coffee, right? Then you've come to the right place! Our class's hand-drip coffee is so amazing that you'll be shouting with delight! Come on, come in and sit down with me."

Bai Bufan lowered his voice and said to Lin Li, "Hand-drip coffee, tonight's batch... this coffee is practically pornographic, isn't it? Lin Li, you won't get pregnant after drinking it, will you?"

Lin Li ignored it.

"welcome--"

Aside from the female and male servants soliciting customers at the front and back doors, there were two girls and two boys dressed as maids in the classroom, as well as a temporary coffee table set up on the lectern, with several coffee-making machines on it. Next to it, some ingredients were piled on the ground, and two students were in charge of making coffee.

After Lin Li and Bai Bufan entered, everyone greeted them in a fairly coordinated manner, which gave it a bit of a maid café feel.

But what truly attracted Lin Li and Bai Bufan's attention was not these "employees".

There was already a "guest" in the classroom, and a male servant stood beside him, seemingly ready to serve him at any moment.

The customer had a cup of coffee that was two-thirds full in front of him, and he was sipping it slowly.

These are all normal, nothing particularly exciting, but—

"Wow—it's delicious!!"

"Ah, so delicious!"

"..."

After each small sip, this customer would let out a satisfied "Oh—" sound, just like that Korean domineering CEO mukbang streamer, close his eyes, scrunch up his face, shake his head, and then tap the table repeatedly with the front of his loosely clenched fist, before letting out a sigh—

“Delicious!”

Seeing this, Lin Li glanced at Du Hansi and asked, "Did you even hire someone?"

This is too exaggerated. If the actors he hired are acting like this, Lin Li doesn't think they deserve to be paid.

"Hey—" Du Hansi immediately held up his palm triumphantly, signaling Lin Li not to say such things again: "Lin Li, I don't like hearing such words. It's a questioning of our efforts!"

"This guy, first of all, he's not in our class, and secondly, he's definitely not a shill we recruited from another class. His current evaluation is absolutely the result of his own free will! You can ask him later if you don't believe me."

"Let me put it this way, we had a trial run of this coffee before, and it was almost always the same. It's incredibly reliable, thanks to our exclusive recipe! I'm not kidding, even our homeroom teacher was amazed after trying it."

Seeing that Du Hansi spoke with such conviction that he didn't seem to be lying, Lin Li and Bai Bufan exchanged a glance.

Is it really that magical?

But their curiosity was indeed piqued, and since they had already planned to have a drink anyway, they nodded:

“Chiyu, Hansi, since you’ve put it that way, we have to give it a try.”

“OK,” Du Hansi nodded, then looked at a male servant in the shop and said, “Ah Xiang, these two are my friends, I’ll take care of them. Can you stand at the door for me?”

"Row."

After switching shifts with their classmates, Du Hansi immediately led the two to a long table made up of school desks.

"Do you have a menu?" Lin Li asked, noticing that the table and drawers were clean.

"There is no menu. Our shop makes omakase. Our manager will carefully prepare a cup of coffee for you based on the weather, your mood, the available ingredients, and your desired sweetness and temperature."

Holy crap, is there still someone in charge?
Lin Li stood in awe and respect.

The person in charge is someone who can turn the rotten into the miraculous.

For example, if you go to a paid dry toilet in a remote mountain valley to defecate, the owner of the dry toilet, run by an ordinary person, will only tell you that it costs 50 cents to defecate, plus toilet paper.

But the person in charge is different; if they step forward, there's a high chance they'll get a smooth little combo—

"Hello, I am the owner of this 'Hardcore Dry Toilet Club in the Mountains and Forests'. Since you are a guest, I think you don't need to rush to poop. Why don't you listen to my philosophy for opening this store?"

Nowadays, toilets are surrounded by steel and concrete in the city, losing some of their natural charm. Moreover, the culture of dry toilets is gradually disappearing. I feel that as young people, we have a responsibility and obligation to do something, so I created this "HC Ancient Dry Toilet Club in the Mountains and Forests".

Not every customer is eligible to patronize our store. We only serve friends, not customers. By the way, do you have a reservation? We are a members-only dry toilet, so you must make a reservation if you are not a member.

But whether you make an appointment or not, I recommend you spend 598 to get a membership. 598 is not just the membership fee, it also includes traditional raw toilet paper and mosquito repellent perfume, and you can take photos and check in freely in the store. Our store has a very "toilet-like" feel, and it always generates a lot of buzz and attracts attention on social media~

See? Doesn't this poop suddenly look more sophisticated? It makes you feel like you've instantly become part of the upper class's dry toilets.
That's the charm of a manager.

"Alright, you even have a manager. I've already approved of your class." Lin Li nodded.

"How much does it cost per person?" Bai Bufan was more concerned about this.

After all, the more fancy and elaborate something is, the more expensive it will be.

The purpose of giving products a story is to raise their price.

Bai Bufan isn't the kind of person who would feel embarrassed to leave once he's sat down in a shop. If the prices are high, he'd be the first to get up and run away.

"Don't worry, don't worry," Du Hansi seemed to have guessed that the two would ask this, and snapped his fingers with a smile, explaining:
"Lin Li and I are buddies, after all. Besides, we have a simple and straightforward discount. After the discount, the two of you only need to pay 6 yuan in total. Isn't that a good deal?"

Bai Bufan nodded slowly.

At three yuan a cup, it's not exactly cheap at school, but it's not expensive either.

With a grand gesture, Bai Bufan said loudly, "OK, there are two of us in total. Lin Li, I'll treat you. I'm not short of money!"

Lin Li gave Bai Bufan a thumbs up for his three yuan gesture that made him seem like he was spending three hundred.

"Where is the payment code?" Actually, he planned to treat someone to something cheap first, and then get back some more expensive Bai Bufan later, so he asked Du Hansi.

“There’s no rush. When entertaining friends, there’s no reason to collect money first. What are your preferences regarding sweetness and temperature?” Du Hansi smiled.

“My preference is for sweet drinks; I don’t like bitter ones. Anything else is fine with me,” Lin replied immediately.

"Bufan, what about you?" "Me? I'm a little sleepy. I just need something to wake me up. Nothing else matters." Bai Bufan didn't forget his initial request and yawned as he answered.

"Okay, I have received your request. Please wait a moment while I relay it to the manager."

Du Hansi went to the podium and whispered something to the person in charge.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan were at a loss for what to do.

Lin Li then looked at the guy who was still saying "Wow—it's delicious" and asked curiously, "Dude, are you sure you're not a shill? It really is delicious?"

The boy who had been observing the two out of the corner of his eye turned his head upon hearing this, first glancing at the waiting male servant before him, then nodded and smiled.

"I don't know anyone from Class 14, and all my feelings are genuine."

Feeling the other person's smile, Lin Li scratched his head, feeling that the smile was a bit strange, as if it carried expectation.

A few minutes later, Du Hans returned with two cups of coffee.

"Because it's winter, everything we've served is hot. This is Lin Li's hot latte, and this is Bu Fan's hot Americano." Du Hans pushed the two disposable cups in front of them respectively.

"Please do not drink it in time, be careful as it is hot."

"OK, thanks."

Lin Li took the cup and looked down at the coffee inside, but he couldn't see anything different.

It felt like just ordinary coffee.

"Alright, now that the goods have arrived, it's finally okay to collect the money." Du Hansi looked at Bai Bufan and asked, "Bufan, will you pay by QR code or cash?"

"Scan the code."

Bai Bufan, who was blowing on his coffee to cool it down faster, looked up upon hearing this and raised his phone.

“OK,” Du Hansi nodded, operated his phone for a while, and then showed the payment code to Bai Bufan.

"Drip-"

Bai Bufan scanned the QR code and then froze.

—"Why 600 yuan?"

Besides the kind of QR code that allows you to customize the amount, there is also the kind where the person showing the QR code sets a fixed amount. Bai Bufan then realized that Du Hansi was showing the latter, with a clear number above the QR code – 600.

"It was originally 600 yuan." Du Hansi finally smiled, and as if afraid the two wouldn't believe him, he specifically looked at the customer next to him: "Excuse me, could you be our witness?"

The customer nodded upon hearing this and looked at Lin Li and Bai Bufan: "Yes, a cup of coffee costs 300 yuan at this shop."

Lin Li and Bai Bufan: "?"

"Damn, you could have just robbed us, but you still gave us two cups of coffee. Dude, you're such a nice guy!" Bai Bufan exclaimed, giving a thumbs up in surprise.

At that moment, Bai Bufan suddenly realized something.

Truly good coffee doesn't need to be drunk to give you an energy boost.

He's completely lucid right now.

Lin Li leisurely blew on the steam rising from his coffee, and said in a detached and indifferent tone, "Bu Fan, thank you for the treat."

Bai Bufan: "..."

Holy crap.

Bai Bufan, who was about to lie on the ground and throw a tantrum, quickly realized: "Wait, Hansi, didn't you just say it only cost six yuan?"

I made sure to check it myself.

"Yes, but there's a condition: you two need to participate in our simple promotional activity. Are you both interested?" Upon hearing this, Du Hansi didn't try to back out as Bai Bufan had expected. Instead, he nodded readily, even with anticipation in his eyes.

"I'll participate! Of course I'll participate! What activity is it?!" Bai Bufan nodded vigorously.

Du Hansi: "The original price is 300 yuan per cup, but if you shout 'Oh—it's delicious,' you get a 10 yuan discount, bringing the lowest price down to 3 yuan per cup."

Lin Li and Bai Bufan: "(゜▽゜)?"

The two were taken aback at first, then suddenly turned to look at their friend next to them.

The guy, who had been holding back for so long, finally revealed a sinister smile, slapped the table, and whispered a devilish voice: "Wow—delicious!!"

This was the most satisfying and willing shout the boy had ever uttered.

These two finally fell for the trap!
Bai Bufan and Lin Li instantly realized that this person was not a plant, and he was not even a guest!

This is what you call a victim.

As for the male servant standing next to him, he wasn't actually waiting to serve the guests; he was counting how many times this guy had called out!

Looking back now, Du Hansi's words were clearly a case of subtle manipulation.

What do you mean all his feelings were voluntary? What do you mean the teachers were shocked after trying it? How could it not be voluntary? How could they not be shocked?
Lin Li and Bai Bufan suddenly realized something: Class 14 of the first year of high school... is also Class 4.

Du Hans seemed oblivious to the change in their expressions and continued with a smile:

"The rules of the event need to be emphasized here."

First, the volume must be up to standard, the voice must be loud and full; the rhythm needs to be correct, the ending sound of each shout of "oh-" must be drawn out for at least 1 second; the emotion needs to be rich, preferably accompanied by body language, such as slapping the thigh or slapping the table..."

Clearly, these rules are designed to prevent people from quickly and quietly exclaiming "Oh, it's delicious! Oh, it's delicious! Oh, it's delicious..." to discount such behavior, which explains why the victim next door was so cooperative.

"So, are you two interested in participating?" Du Hans asked.

Cool! !

When Du Hansi learned that Lin Lizhen, who had pinched his butt, was about to come in, the anticipation in his eyes was genuine!
All I want to see is this mouth and teeth!!
The flames of revenge burn fiercely!
"I'll participate." What else could Bai Bufan say? He nodded dejectedly. He had underestimated the other classes at Nansang Middle School, but he had no choice but to accept that he was outmatched. With a long face, he said, "Wow—delicious!!"

But to my surprise, Lin Li just sneered:
"hehe!"

"This kind of activity is extremely malicious and is simply a joke. I have no interest in it and refuse to participate!"

"I don't know if you know Xi Ling's Black Silk Hero, but he's my idol, and I will strive to be like him. So I admit I fell for your cunning scheme, but don't expect me to sell my dignity, become your lackey, and say things against my conscience!"

"I, Lin Li, will not bow down for a pittance! At worst, I'll just pay the original price for this drink!!!"

Lin Li stood tall and proud in Class 14 of Grade 11, his back as straight as a pine tree, his tall figure standing out like a crane among chickens in the crowded classroom!
His eyes shone brightly, flashing with an indomitable edge, and the mocking smile at the corner of his mouth only accentuated his righteous indignation!
He was like a drawn sword, its sharpness fully revealed, and an indomitable spirit of "rather bend the waist than bend the spine" instantly filled the entire space!
In short, he's really cool!
Du Hansi, who was still stunned, regained his senses and nodded with respect in his eyes: "Good! Lin Li! I knew I hadn't misjudged you!! As expected of you, then the original price!"

Lin Li: "Original price it is!"

The two deeply admired each other.

As for Bai Bufan, who was supposed to treat everyone, he just said, "(；☉_☉)?"

What are those two talking about?

Oh, I see. It seems Lin Li said he wanted the coffee at the original price, and Du Hansi thought it was fine.

Ok.

Hey, if that's the case, does that mean I still have to pay 303 even if my throat is hoarse from shouting?
Hmm, it seems so.

"..."

Bai Bufan: "(〝▼Dan▼)! ! ! "

"Your mom is something else!"

"Lin Li!!! I'm really going to fuck you!!"

"You won't bow down for five pecks of rice! Fine! That's fine! No problem! But then take your own rice!! What do you mean by stealing my rice!"