The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 458 Nicknames are the real highlights of a person

"Hello beautiful, I'm a talent scout. I feel you have a great foundation. Do you accept small commercial performances? The performance content is very simple and doesn't require any special skills. You just need to follow along with the event and say 'I'm willing' at the end."

At the entrance of Nansang School, Lin Li, who had parked his bicycle steadily, walked towards Chen Yuying, who was waiting for him, and struck up a conversation with her in a serious manner.

"I am willing."

Chen Yuying smiled and nodded, extending her hand to Lin Li.

She had originally intended to hold hands, but considering that it was a school campus after all, holding hands would be too conspicuous and excessive, so in the end she only lightly tugged at Lin Li's sleeve.

"You startled me. I thought you were going to ask me for the ring right away." Lin Li laughed after staring intently at the path of his hand and realizing he was just tugging at his sleeve.

Upon hearing this, Chen Yuying turned her head slightly, paused, a light smile appeared on her face, and after nodding gently, extended her hand:
"That wasn't a waste of breath. I already said I did. Where's the ring?"

"You don't think I wasn't prepared, do you?"

Lin Li snorted and, under the girl's surprised and slightly flustered gaze, pulled out a pull tab from his pocket and put it on Chen Yuying's ring finger.

She wasn't disappointed; on the contrary, she felt relieved. After all, it would have been strange to suddenly give someone a ring in this setting and place. After all, a ring has a slightly different meaning for Chen Yuying.

However, if Chen Yuying were to actually ask Lin Li "what does the ring represent", there is a very small chance she would get the answer "a ring, a ring. Having a ring means you can give up your fingers for the rest of your life".

The reason it's a low probability is not because Lin Li is very likely not to think about it, but because Lin Li probably won't say it out loud, but he will definitely think about it in his heart.

Actually, Lin Li had always been very curious:

If lesbians have a lesbian party, is the scene either filming "Finger King" or "The Great Mill"?
Chen Yuying examined the pull tab on her finger and realized that it was no ordinary pull tab: it had the words "One More Can" printed on it.

No wonder Lin Li kept it in his pocket instead of throwing it away.

"Congratulations on winning! You can exchange this pull tab for a ring with the organizer, who is me. Of course, the organizer reserves the right to the final interpretation of this event, and everything is subject to my word."

Once Chen Yuying noticed, Lin Li immediately spoke up in a somewhat nonchalant manner.

Chen Yuying's "demand" for Lin Li's rings was indeed unexpected, and besides the "Qiankun Ring," he didn't have any other rings on him. However, if he wanted a substitute, it would be easy for him to take out something, such as this pull ring.

Even Bai Bufan knows that if he's really going to give a ring, it has to be in a more romantic setting.

Regarding this, Bai Bufan once told Lin Li about a brilliant idea he had come up with, adding that he planned to use it when he proposed to Lin Li in the future—

He hides a ring in his nostril and then asks his future girlfriend to pick his nose for him during their date.

Wow, just imagine that scene! Your girlfriend is digging and the ring just falls off and lands on her finger. Just thinking about it is incredibly romantic. No girl could possibly expect such a surprise!
Of course, it doesn't matter if his girlfriend is unwilling to help him pick his nose. Bai Bufan's thinking will never be limited to just Plan A. As long as he practices sneezing skillfully, he will always have the initiative in his own hands.

Out of consideration for his friend, Bai Bufan generously allowed Lin Li to plagiarize his idea.

He gets angry when others plagiarize, but he only wishes Lin Li well when he plagiarizes.

This is Bai Bufan's sense of brotherhood.

But after thinking about it, Lin Li politely declined.

"Then I'm very lucky. I'll accept it. When I go to the organizer to claim the prize, they can't refuse to give it to me."

Chen Yuying nodded, took off the pull tab, and smiled earnestly and gently.

"Wrap it in a tissue before putting it in your pocket, so you don't accidentally cut yourself on the edge."

Seeing that Chen Yuying was about to put the pull tab away, Lin Li immediately took out a small packet of papers from his pocket, and then took out a paper from it and handed it to Chen Yuying.

"Good~"

Chen Yuying nodded, her smile deepening.

She really appreciated Lin Li's meticulous care and thoughtfulness.

The two then arrived at the lecture hall together.

The time remaining before the tutoring session begins is neither too long nor too short, but the seats on the left and right sides are deserted due to poor visibility, while the front row in the middle of the auditorium is already full.

As expected of students in the competition class, their enthusiasm is beyond question.

But neither of them cared.

There's no point in pursuing a top ranking now. After all, the results of the semi-finals are completely unimportant to Chen Yuying. She's only participating in this competition to keep Lin Li company.

Chen Tianming was the same way; if Yao Qiaoqiao hadn't wanted to sit in the front row, he would have loved to sit in the back as well.

As time passed, the students gradually arrived at the classroom.

To be honest, although the number of girls in the competition class is indeed small, their average quality seems to be higher than that of the regular classes. The stereotypical image of girls who excel in science competitions is actually quite rare.

"Dong dong dong."

Just as Lin Li was saying he was giving Chen Yuying a massage but was actually openly touching her legs, a teacher who looked to be in his fifties or sixties walked up to the podium with a USB drive and teaching materials.

It's not Hua Ming.

I don't know if Huaming had something to do in the afternoon, or if the tutoring on Sunday afternoon was going to be taught by a different teacher.

"Is it actually Spicy Pepper who's going to teach us?"

On the other side of Chen Yuying's seat, Xiao Tingbai, a student from the parallel class whom she met in the first examination room and whom Lin Li had introduced, sighed at this moment.

Upon hearing this, Lin Li glanced at the teacher again, then looked at Xiao Tingbai, who seemed to know the teacher, and asked with some curiosity:

"Spicy chili pepper? Does this teacher often yell at people and have a terrible temper?"

Xiao Tingbai shook his head: "No, it's because when he calls on students to answer questions in class, it's always the same: a train of students going down one after another, never changing, just like a fiery chili pepper."

Chen Yuying and Lin Li: "(゜▽゜)?"

Is this the Jalapeno from Plants vs. Zombies?
“There’s another teacher, we call her Cattail Grass, because she only ever calls on the first row. In her class, as long as there are still people alive in the first row, she will never ask the people in the back.” Xiao Tingbai seemed quite satisfied with the two’s reaction and continued to introduce her.

"..."

It did seem strange before it was pointed out, but after it was pointed out, it feels perfectly reasonable...

No wonder there's a saying: there are no wrong nicknames, only wrong names.

Unfortunately, Lin Li realized that he didn't seem to have any nicknames.

Regardless of birth, this is one's own race.

However, his own name seems to have become a nickname, and occasionally I would hear people say things like "Wow, this guy is Lin Li".

tsk...

"Why did you suddenly tap my head?" Feeling Lin Li's movement, Chen Yuying turned her head to look at him in confusion.

"I accidentally deducted my merit points again. I need to add more merit points." Lin Li sighed with some annoyance.

"What... never mind, don't tell me." Curiosity can kill good deeds, so Chen Yuying quickly changed her mind after instinctively asking the question.

But she made a fatal mistake—she forgot to cover her ears.

Lin Li: "Class monitor, let me test you. If a classmate has epilepsy, what nickname can you give him?"

Chen Yuying: Buhao!

late!

Lin Li: "You can call it soy sauce, because it's dark soy sauce."

Chen Yuying: "TAT"

Spicy balls!

The girl joined the group of people tapping their own heads.

Damn it, I still failed to protect anything...

……

An afternoon passed in the blink of an eye. Although Chen Yuying no longer pursued good grades, she still listened attentively to the entire presentation along with Lin Li.

Chen Zhongping had his own things to do today, so he didn't bother to pick Chen Yuying up for dinner and then bring her over.

Therefore, Lin Li decisively abandoned Chen Tianming, telling him to go have dinner with Bai Bufan. It was somewhat unnecessary, really—

In reality, none of Chen Zhongping's unfounded worries about scenes such as "his daughter Yingying sitting intimately with a boy for tutoring", "they feeding each other affectionately during meals", and "they holding hands and taking a walk after meals" actually happened.

playground.

"When I was in elementary school, I could run 100 meters in 12 seconds. I thought I had talent, and the whole class encouraged me to pursue sports. Later, I saw the principal's name on a public WeChat account and found out about the corruption in the ditch. The 100-meter track was 30 meters short."

Walking leisurely across the playground, Lin Li held the back of his head and said casually.

“That principal is really bad,” Chen Yuying replied with a smile, glancing at the podium.

After a weekend, the playground has undergone a complete transformation.

The stage for the New Year's Eve party has been completely set up, with the frame, lighting, backdrop, display boards, and everything else all ready.

At this moment, we are in the debugging phase.

Tomorrow night is the official start time of the gala, and all the participating projects will be rehearsed tonight.

Although not all the performers have arrived yet, some school staff or outsourced personnel are already on stage auditioning, shouting "ah" sounds at different pitches and levels.

Speaking of which, it's definitely an essential part of any middle school gala.

If this happens in a classroom, especially during evening self-study, and you hear these various "ah" sounds coming from the playground, usually some people in the class will laugh first, and then someone will complain in annoyance, "Damn, what are they 'ah'ing about?" or "Why aren't they done 'ah'ing yet?"...

This year's New Year's Eve party wasn't entirely unrelated to Class 4.

One student from Class 4 did participate in the party, but it wasn't a song and dance performance; instead, it was a dubbing program that he participated in with his club.

A silent animation will be shown on the screen, and then she and others on stage will provide more interesting voiceovers for it.

With little time left before evening self-study began, the two walked around twice before deciding to return to the classroom.

"Stay here and don't move. I'll go get you a few Orunji."

Lin Li suddenly changed direction and said with a smile.

Chen Yuying turned her head and saw that Lin Li was already trampling on the lawn and walking towards a citrus tree inside.

December and January are the months when citrus fruits ripen, and at this time, there are many oranges hanging scattered on the citrus trees, which are already ripe and orange in color.

Lin Li picked, peeled, and tried them.

Well, Lin Li recalled a saying.

The same apple on an apple tree evokes different attitudes from different members of the otherworldly team.

The brave will pick it and eat it.

The fairy will listen to the apple's heart.

Druids will marvel at the greatness of nature.

The necromancer will absorb its life force.

The pastor would pick them and make apple pie for the children at the orphanage.

The dwarfs can't reach it.

Citrus trees are not like apples. They are only two or three meters tall, which is within reach of even short people. The fact that no one picks the fruit under these conditions proves one thing – that they don't taste good.

"The taste doesn't seem very good?"

Seeing that Lin Li had no intention of acting, but after tasting a piece, his features were already scrunched up, Chen Yuying laughed.

"I guess its only purpose is to get rid of the smell on your body after listening to music in the brothel." Lin Li spat a few times and then shrugged.

"So you're going to pick more, just to fool people again?" Chen Yuying asked, somewhat amused, noticing Lin Li's hands constantly stuffing things into his pocket.

"Having learned from the persimmon experience last time, they shouldn't be so easily lured into a trap by you."

“You don’t understand, baby. I don’t need to entice you at all,” Lin Li smiled and explained as he continued picking the fruit.

"I just need to pick them and put them in the drawer. I don't need to tell anyone or do anything extra. There will definitely be willing people who will take the bait."

“Zhou Baowei is Zhou Baowei, the one who made the vow…” Chen Yuying muttered, pursing her lips.

"Hahaha—" Lin Li laughed out loud, though he could hardly contain himself.

Baowei, this time I'm not trying to badmouth you, it's just that good wine needs no bush, and your big appetite speaks for itself.

"Let's go back to the classroom."

"it is good."

Arrive at the classroom.

There are quite a few people already at school.

At the back of the classroom, two fairly large cardboard boxes were placed sideways on top of the lockers.

Lin Li could guess what was inside without even opening it.

—These are smoothie makers and oden makers that classmates rented from their homes or friends.

This is naturally in preparation for the garden party the day after tomorrow.

Each class has been preparing gradually.

Just now, when Lin Li was downstairs, he saw a rather exquisite and high-end snack cart parked outside on the first floor.

"Bai Bufan! You're going to die!"

Lin Li returned to his seat, where a live broadcast was being broadcast of Qin Zeyu strangling Bai Bufan.

Lin Li mingled in, first helping Qin Zeyu kick Bai Bufan twice, then helping Bai Bufan elbow Qin Zeyu a few times, before asking with satisfaction and curiosity, "What happened, Zeyu? What did Bufan do?"

Qin Zeyu looked up, his eyes red:

"Do you know what movie this guy recommended to me over the weekend?"

"The female chess player was particularly arrogant and disdainful of the male chess player. So the two played chess against each other. If the female chess player lost, she would let the male chess player play with her as he pleased."

"Damn it! They played chess for two hours, and in the end, the female player won! She fucking won!!!"

"This isn't a video! This is a fucking Go instruction game! It's a teaching material!!!"

Qin Zeyu roared at Lin Li with extreme anger and ferocity—

"I'm using a cloud storage service with speed limits!! 4GB, limited to 60KB per second after the speed limit. Do you know how much hardship I went through to get those 4GB?! And this is what I see!!"

"This bastard sent me a compressed file just to prevent me from previewing it online! What a monster!"

Lin Li: "OvO"

"When I recommended it, I didn't say it was a movie—" Bai Bufan, who was being choked, struggled to speak and argued, "There's nothing fraudulent about the content. In the end, the male chess player was outmatched, what else could he do..."

"Do you want to watch the second part...? It's about the male protagonist getting revenge..."

"Oh? There's a second part?" Qin Zeyu raised an eyebrow. "An OVA? Did you succeed in getting revenge?"

As we all know, some anime OVAs are basically porn, which is why Qin Zeyu's hope was rekindled.

To be honest, Qin Zeyu used to be indifferent to disciplining the little brat.

But after watching the first two hours of that defeat, and listening to the female chess player's constant sneers and mockery, Qin Zeyu finally understood just how satisfying it was to teach that little brat a lesson.

I can take off at least ten times!

Faced with Qin Zeyu's expectation, Bai Bufan replied: "No, I lost again."

"..."

"Your mother!!!"

(End of this chapter)