The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 457 The Black guys don't speak the same language.

Chapter 457 The Black guys don't speak the same language.
“Wait, wait a minute!!!”

"Who the hell are you, some kind of half-European?!"

When Liu Xi came to her senses, she couldn't help but slam her hands on the table and roar in shock.

Upon hearing this, Wang Baiyu, Zeng Ziang, and the others glanced at Lin Li.

Yes, it's stable.

After realizing that the commotion had become a bit too loud, Liu Xi waved apologetically to those around her, but then quietly asked again.

"Can't he be considered half a person?" Lin Li asked Liu Xi, somewhat bewildered. "And he's quite handsome too."

Liu Xi: "..."

But this is literally "only half a person left"! It's completely different from the mixed-race handsome guy I was expecting!!
Even if he wasn't a mixed-race handsome guy, or even a mongrel handsome guy, why did he have to be a disabled handsome guy?

"High nose bridge, big eyes, fair skin, he has all the features that Europeans should have. I think he's quite suitable for your needs, Miss Liu?" Lin Li introduced enthusiastically.

Liu Xi: "..."

Looking at Lin Li, who was still earnestly trying to sell his half-friend to her, Liu Xi felt it was absurd and bizarre.

It gave Liu Xi the feeling of searching "how to remove pesticide residues from vegetables" on Baidu and then Baidu navigation popping up a route map from "vegetables" to "pesticide residues"—a feeling of "What the hell are you doing?"

"How about this? If you're satisfied, Miss Liu, how about I give you his ICU room number? I'll be his wingman. I'll secretly unplug his oxygen tube, and then you can immediately give him CPR. If you make eye contact, you might just fall in love that very day! And be forever smitten!"

"I'll get you a wheelchair after you get married, since Hawking's is available now..."

Watching Lin Li get more and more excited as he talked, seemingly immersed in his own world, Liu Xi couldn't help but twitch her lips.

Is there any kind-hearted matchmaker who gave me an ICU room number?
"I'm sorry, I... I probably still prefer being alone. Half a person's love is too crowded. Never mind." Liu Xi declined with an awkward smile.

I am, after all, a carnivorous woman, and I just said it directly: sexual ability is one of my criteria for choosing a partner.

If Lin Li had only lost his upper body, Liu Xi might have been willing to consider it, but since he lost his lower body, it's better to just discard him.

"Alright, then I'll see if I know any other friends who can meet your requirements," Lin Li nodded with some regret, but he wasn't completely defeated.
"By the way, does it have to be human? Is it acceptable if it's not human?"

Liu Xi took a deep breath. It was hard not to realize that Lin Li was doing this on purpose.

"Alright, alright, Mr. Bai, I apologize again for my bluntness earlier. I admit defeat. I really don't covet you anymore. Let's just pretend to communicate and wait for the event to end."

"Okay." Lin Li smiled and nodded without any objection. Although he sensed the strangeness in the other party's eyes, he didn't care at all, and even felt more comfortable because of it.

Liu Xi took out her phone to do her own thing, but suddenly seemed to remember something, hesitated for a moment, and then turned to Lin Li to speak carefully:
"Mr. Bai, are you guys relatively more skilled at using digital products? I have a question I might need your help with. I accidentally reset my phone to factory settings, which resulted in the loss of many of my photos, including some from my university days that I hadn't backed up. It's a real shame to lose them. Is there any way to recover them?"

Lin Li, who had expected Liu Xi to utter some outrageous words, frowned and began to think after hearing that it was a serious request for help. After a few seconds, he spoke:
"Ms. Liu, regarding your university photos... have you considered repeating a year of high school?"

Liu Xi: "(゜▽゜)?"

Repeating a grade?!

"If you repeat a year, I can help you find your college photos." Lin Li seemed worried that Liu Xi hadn't understood him, so he explained further.

Liu Xi: "☉☉"

Me! Her! Mom!
If I were to initiate or be forced to start a new conversation with Lin Li, I would be a dog ☉☉.

"Thank you, I'll consider it," Liu Xi replied with a forced smile.

"Seriously speaking, given your situation,"

Seeing that Liu Xi had even pulled her chair back a bit, Lin Li smiled:
"Normally, if you want to recover the data, you shouldn't perform any new operations on the phone, such as saving new files, taking photos, or downloading apps, because new data may overwrite the deleted photos, resulting in permanent loss. Under this premise, try cloud backup and professional data recovery software."

I don't know anything else; I wouldn't say I know much about these things.

"Oh, I see. Thank you."

"You're welcome."

Seeing that Liu Xi hadn't listened and was still playing on her phone, Lin Li didn't mind. He took a sip of his drink, stretched, and subconsciously looked around.

Then a sense of guilt welled up in my heart.

As mentioned earlier, Fan Hong was unaware that Liu Xi, a girl who wasn't interested in blind dates, was among the participants in this event, so she arranged for Lin Li to be similar to the tank from last time.

However, since Lin Li is currently paired with Liu Xi, and the number of participants is one to one, it is inevitable that one boy will unfortunately be paired with that girl.

Tsk, now looking at the heavyweight across from him who could easily fool his partner with a simple wrinkle, this unfortunate guy's face was even more unpleasant than Liu Xi's just now.

This is fucking a female version of Ryoko!

Lin Li doesn't yet possess telepathy, so she can't hear the boy's inner thoughts trying to comfort her.

It's okay, it's okay. Being fat might even have its advantages.

For example, Liangzi's blood sugar is already over 40, while the sweetest Kirin melon on the market is only around 20. If Liangzi takes some estrogen, even men can't imagine how sweet her breast milk would be.

The person in front of me doesn't even need to take estrogen! I'm so excited!
—Damn it! Win my ass!! It doesn't comfort me at all, it just makes me want to die!!

Lin Li watched as the boy talked with the other person for a few minutes, then awkwardly smiled and slipped out saying he needed to use the restroom. She couldn't help but turn back with a smile.

Lin Li had no intention of starting a conversation with Liu Xi again and was engrossed in looking at his phone.

Wang Ze: Everyone, after discussion between the group owner and administrators, we will have a group dinner tomorrow night.

Location: The hill behind the school.

Time: 11 PM.

Form of the gathering: Stealing food from the offerings.

No cost for the meal, but you need to bring your own bowls and chopsticks.

Please reply to @all members upon receiving this.

"Zhou Baowei: 111111 Received!"

Qin Zeyu: Received.

Bai Bufan: Received.

Yang Bangjie: "Erotic Images"

Zhang Haoyang: ? Lingyuan Shopping? You've turned into a black guy? Be careful, you can't understand the black guy's language~ Wu Jing shakes his head.

Lin Li: Can I bring a shovel? My pet dog is lacking teething treats, and I'd like to bring some home for it.

Zhou Baowei: I want one too, you can't favor one over the other @Lin Li

"Zhou Baowei retracted a message."

Zhou Baowei: No, I don't want it anymore.

Bai Bufan: @Lin Li, I'm going to stuff the umbrella into your chrysanthemum and then open it.

Wang Ze: "Peeking in"

Wang Ze: Actually, there are things in this world that are more useful than umbrellas, Bufan. I think you can consider them.

Yang Bangjie: "Erotic Images"

"..."

In the boys' group chat, they were still talking about trivial and inhuman things. After participating for a few minutes, Lin Li turned to Chen Yuying to talk about love and kill the rest of the time.

……

[Entering the Marriage Pavilion three times, experiencing the trials of the mortal world (2/3)]

After Lin Li demonstrated his personal charm, although he was still paired with Liu Xi in the following segments, she didn't cause any more trouble and even avoided Lin Li somewhat. Therefore, there were no unexpected incidents, and everything went smoothly until the end.

The mission is down to its final step.

I wonder when Yizhen Matchmaking Agency's January events will be; it would be best if they could be held at the beginning of the month.

However, Lin Li wasn't in a hurry. If he were really in a hurry, he wouldn't have just gone to Yi Zhen Marriage Agency.

In reality, if you contacted three matchmaking agencies at the same time, you would have already completed this task.

However, since a false identity is required, this is a gray area to some extent, and it is not appropriate to be too ostentatious about it, let alone cast a wide net.

After all, if the other receptionists don't accept her suggestion like Fan Hong, Xi Ling's dating circle is only so big, and it might become gossip, which could lead to trouble if it gets out.

So, considering that the task is not urgent, after comprehensive consideration, we decided to have one family per place and proceed at its own pace. Anyway, it seems that the task will definitely be completed next month, right? Every time we come, we can meet familiar faces and friends, just like coming home.

After once again declining Wang Baiyu and others' invitation to play billiards, Lin Li and Zeng Ziang headed towards the parking lot.

"Brother Zi'ang, how was your harvest this afternoon?" Lin Li asked casually as they walked alone.

Zeng Zi'ang: "I've finished my weekly tasks for Genshin Impact."

"Any more?"

"Inazuma's exploration progress is 100%." ​​Lin Li: "()!!"

"Amazing!"

High EQ: I've finished the weekly tasks for Genshin Impact.

Low emotional intelligence: You'll get absolutely nothing from hooking up with others.

Feeling a pang of shame under Lin Li's admiring gaze, Zeng Zi'ang couldn't help but wave his hand dismissively.

"Sigh, this time it's even worse than last time. Last time at least I had an older sister clinging to me, but this time nobody's interested in me, and I'm not interested in anyone either. That's just how it is, but I was somewhat prepared."

"Don't give up, Zi'ang, keep up the good work, you'll see results next month," Lin Li encouraged.

Make sure you finish your task before giving up, otherwise it will be too boring to do it alone.

As for what happens next month, Lin Li felt he could talk to Fan Hong and transfer the remaining time of his annual membership to Zeng Ziang. If the matchmaking agency didn't allow it, he could just make up the difference, which would be a small compensation for Zeng Ziang's time accompanying him these past few times.

"Don't worry about that. I've lived this long and I still know how to write the word 'give up'!" Zeng Zi'ang nodded with a smile.

"That's a bit illiterate."

"Get lost, kid." Zeng Ziang laughed and cursed, then took out his car keys to remotely unlock the car door, and asked, "Back to the neighborhood?"

"Mhm." Lin Li nodded.

The event ended early today; it's only a little before 4 PM, and there's still plenty of time before the agreed-upon dinner time, so there's no need to go to the meeting point early.

"Brother Zi'ang, how about I drive the way back?" Lin Li looked at Zeng Zi'ang expectantly before getting into the car.

"Oh, you got your driver's license, right?" Zeng Ziang paused upon hearing this, then tossed the car keys to Lin Li without hesitation: "Then you can drive it."

For most people, being able to ride in a car is definitely more comfortable than driving.

That was Zeng Zi'ang's original thought.

Three minutes later, Zeng Ziang really wished he had noticed Lin Li's sinister smile before getting into the car.

"Start all systems! Start, start, start! And—this!!"

"Buzz—!!! Take off from Wuhu—"

"Lin Li, why are you driving so fast?!"

Zeng Zi, his face pale, gripped the roof railing tightly, feeling the extreme acceleration and the howling wind outside the window; his voice was trembling.

"Brother Zi'ang—! Can you understand my pain now?! Do you know how I felt riding in your car before?" Lin Li still grinned maliciously. "I think I saw my dad! Are you going to say hello to him later?"

"Stop speeding! Stop speeding! Let your uncle go back! Don't see him! Lin Li! Stop right now! I'm not like you, I have a lot of experience!!"

"I'm experienced too, don't worry, Brother Ziang!"

"Didn't you just get your driver's license?"

"Before getting my driver's license, I had three years of experience driving QQ Speed ​​and two years of experience driving KartRider!"
"By the way, Ziang, which button is the nitro boost button? Why don't I build up nitro when I drift? I also wanted to show you my landing boost."

Zeng Ziang ☉_☉: "You motherfucker."

Before witnessing Lin Li's ground spray, Zeng Ziang decided to first show Lin Li his brother's car spraying madness.

……

The next day, at nine o'clock in the morning, Wu Min had already gone out to go shopping and chat with her friends.

Lin Li stayed at home, paid 20 system currency, reset his "return" opportunity, and chose to return to the all-female world.

A flash of white light, and the scene before my eyes had already changed.

Zhu Ning remained paralyzed in place, using her delicate "hands" to sense the components of modern technology such as drones.

Perhaps in order to allow for maximum precision in the hands, the other parts became just one big lump.

The "Rejuvenating Feather Pill" within Zhu Ning's body continued to circulate. If there was any difference from the last time, it was probably that the pale blue fluorescent core within Zhu Ning's body had become clearer. Before, it seemed to be wrapped in something, but now it was completely exposed.

I wonder if this is proof that Zhu Ning's physical functions have recovered even better than "cured".

Upon noticing the sound Lin Li made, Zhu Ning immediately turned her head to look at Lin Li: "You're back?"

“Hmm,” Lin Li nodded, picked up the watch that he had specifically told Zhu Ning not to take apart, checked the flow of time, and then looked around to confirm:

"Did anything unusual happen during the hour or so I was away?"

"No, at least I didn't detect anything within my hearing range."

Zhu Ning shook her head, her eyes looking expectantly towards Lin Li's waist, searching for the gourd that could take out something.

Lin Li did not disappoint her. Without much talk, he manifested the "Fire-Nourishing Sword Gourd" and began to take out a large amount of modern materials.

Power banks, welding tools, and other previously unavailable hardware tools, along with various circuits and components...

Zhu Ning's eyes lit up, and she immediately began to wriggle forward.

"And here is information related to our world." Lin Li took out another tablet. "I've already organized the table of contents. Theoretically, it can help you focus on the parts you need to know and serve as a guide."

"Thank you!" Zhu Ning couldn't wait to say thank you before immediately taking the tablet and starting to read quickly.

"Miss Zhu, is this light inside your body proof of your physical condition?" Lin Li sat to the side, taking out his cultivation manual to prepare for practice, but still asked the question.

"Yes and no." Zhu Ning glanced down at herself, then looked up at Lin Li and explained, "Its brightness is indeed an indicator of our condition, but the main reason you feel there's a huge difference compared to an hour ago is because I expelled the 'Nuclear Armor.'"

As he spoke, Zhu Ning picked up three black armor plates with curved, rhomboid shapes from the side.

"The core is our most vulnerable part, and also the most important part for our survival. So, normally, we engulf the 'nuclear armor,' placing it against our core for protection."

"However, as a price, we need to adjust our internal systems to perfectly adapt to the 'Nuclear Armor,' which will constantly consume a certain amount of our stamina and body control."

"Furthermore, within the 'Silent Field,' the 'Nuclear Armor' is also ineffective."

"So in order for my 'hands' to have a higher precision in sensing and learning your components, I spent some time expelling them after my body was healed."

Upon hearing this explanation, Lin Li suddenly understood.

The reason why the kernel didn't look as bright before was actually because the kernel was enclosed by these three pieces.

Can you really swallow this?

It seems like people in an all-female world have a lot of physical versatility.

"Understood. Let's continue working towards our escape plan."

"it is good."

……

Nine hours passed quickly.

There is less than half an hour left before the return.

The progress of building the escape flight device has also progressed from "creating a new folder" to "opening Word and entering a title".

But it can be considered a qualitative leap.

During this period, Zhu Ning tested all materials and components, filtering out three categories: those that fully met the requirements, those that were barely usable but could be better, and those that were not quite suitable.

The task of replacing the latter two fell to Lin Li's shoulders.

Today is the 29th, so if you place an order, you can still receive it before the end of this month.

Furthermore, based on the first two types of materials currently available, Zhu Ning has already drawn up preliminary blueprints and is preparing to begin manufacturing.

After compiling the new list, it's much shorter than the last one.

Lin Li was considering the acquisition channels in his mind; most of them shouldn't be too difficult to obtain.

"Miss Zhu," Lin Li asked before leaving, "Do you think you can complete the construction of this aircraft within 20 hours?"

The most cost-effective option is to use 20 system currency again next week and do it twice.

If the pattern doesn't change next week, the stay will be 10 hours each time.

If you have to spend an extra 200 system currency just to stay in this world for an extra ten hours to complete the task, and you're not even guaranteed to succeed, then the cost-effectiveness is questionable.

“There should be a chance,” Zhu Ning said after calculating for a while, giving a somewhat uncertain answer: “After all, we don’t need it to fly directly out of the canyon. As long as it can take you to a certain altitude so that your mech can be used normally, that’s enough.”

20 hours, yeah, should be about right, barring any unforeseen circumstances.

"Okay." Lin Li nodded and chose to return.

Although this situation is not good, fortunately we are in the entire female universe, not the Tongliao universe.

Will win!
(End of this chapter)

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