The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 450 The Werewolf Game Welcomes a Real Connectionist

Tuesday, Christmas Eve.

Around 5 p.m., before evening self-study class.

"When phlegm is in the throat, it is continuous, reflecting the continuity of the movement of matter. When it is spat out, it becomes a point with a certain mass, energy, and momentum, reflecting the discreteness of the movement of matter."

The fact that it can exhibit both wave-like and particle-like properties simultaneously may prove that... phlegm has wave-particle duality.

I think I've discovered something amazing. It turns out that quantum mechanics is actually closely related to our lives...

Bai Bufan and Lin Li leaned against the corridor handrail, watching a teacher spitting into the trash can on the first floor. The teacher muttered to himself, his expression shifting repeatedly, before finally glancing at Lin Li:
"Lin Li, perhaps I'm going to win the Nobel Prize..."

Lin Li chuckled.

Li Bai could utter half of the Tang Dynasty with a single utterance, but Bu Fan was even more amazing than Li Bai; he could utter the entire Tang Dynasty with a single utterance.

Given Bai Bufan's achievements, he deserves at least an award presented to him by Nobel himself.

“Not bad, if you really have too much phlegm, I suggest you eat lemons. They help relieve the symptoms of excessive phlegm. We call this effect ‘reducing phlegm through food.’ By the way, remember to eat domestic lemons; Japanese lemons don’t have this effect,” Lin Li said with a smile.

"What an old joke, but that day's spitting, spitting~" Dead memories began to attack Bai Bufan, his mouth was contemptuous, but his body was still honest.

Lin Li's discovery also seemed astonishing, making his own Nobel Prize suddenly feel somewhat uncertain.

Before the two could continue their elegant spitting, the sound of Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan talking could be heard from the stairwell.

Lin Li turned his head and saw that, sure enough, the three people appeared along with the words.

"Here's your apple, I'm going to pee."

Bai Bufan snapped his fingers and leisurely walked towards the restroom.

"Class monitor," Lin Li said, no longer shy, waving to Chen Yuying with a natural ease before speaking to her, "Do you know what Christmas Eve means?"

"Does that mean tomorrow is Christmas?" Chen Yuying tilted her head slightly and asked with a smile.

“It means they’re going to give you an apple,” Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu teased with a laugh. “Knowing it but deliberately not saying it, is this the fun of young couples?”

Lin Li: "They're all wrong. It means the witch used the antidote or the guard protected the blade. Of course, another possibility is that it was a room that allowed empty kills, and the werewolf chose to empty kill that night to mislead the audience."

Chen Yuying, Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu: "..."

So this is what Christmas Eve is like?

However, Chen Yuying thought that Jesus must be very good at playing Werewolf.

After all, even if he covered his eyes with his hands, his vision was not limited at all. When he was active at night, whether he was a priest or a werewolf, he would be exposed. In addition, the referee was God, his father, and someone with connections. He would definitely condone his actions.

Chen Yuying: ">︵<!"

Hey, hey, hey.

What am I thinking?! Why is this what I subconsciously think of...?

Ok……

Chen Yuying carefully reviewed the situation. Tomorrow is Christmas, and normal people would think of Jesus. When Lin Li mentioned the Christmas Eve of Werewolf, normal people would think of the nighttime gameplay of the game. Hmm, it's normal for her to have that association!
I don't blame myself.

If you insist on saying something is abnormal, then blame Jesus and Lin Li!
Lin Li did notice that Chen Yuying's face was a little red, but he thought it was just because Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu were teasing her, and he didn't realize that her life might be over.

The smoke rising from the Chen family's ancestral graves is now even bluer, but for some reason, it has a faint hint of black.

Seeing Chen Yuying with her head down and not saying anything, while Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu rolled their eyes at him, Lin Li smiled and walked into the classroom.
"Okay, Dingzi and Qiuqiu are right, it does mean I have to send you apples."

Returning to his seat, Lin Li took a briefcase from his drawer, walked to the front of the classroom, and placed it on Chen Yuying's desk, who had also returned to the classroom.

"Didn't I say you didn't need to send anything? But this apple... doesn't seem to be a fruit?"

After noticing through the transparent window in front of the box that the size, surface gloss, and texture of the "apple" inside seemed off, Chen Yuying asked curiously.

"Yes, it's a dessert cake. I ordered it beforehand, but it just came out. I went out to pick it up this afternoon," Lin Li nodded with a smile. "You've just finished eating, so you probably can't eat much. Take it back to your dorm tonight and eat it there."

"Okay," Chen Yuying nodded with a smile, without being polite. "Thanks!"

"Tsk tsk tsk—" Qu Wanqiu and Ding Sihan frowned and shook their heads, feigning disapproval, their eyes filled with teasing smiles. "It's not even an ordinary apple after all~ Oh dear~"

"Alright, stop tsk, I've prepared some for you two too."

Lin Li looked at the two's somewhat expected reaction with amusement, and walked back to his seat.
"I'll go get it for you."

"Don't worry, Dingzi, Qiuqiu, you two are my best friends of the opposite sex, how could I let you not get to eat apple cake on Christmas Eve and lose face like that?"

Ding Sihan OVO: "Good child, you have lived up to your mother's expectations of raising you from infancy with love and care. You are a filial child."

Qu Wanqiu OVO: "Lin Li, I actually felt that you and Yu Ying were a match made in heaven when I first entered Class 4 of the first year of high school."

Upon hearing that they would actually receive a share, Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu immediately changed their tune, looking at Lin Li with fawning eyes and a hint of anticipation.

……

Looking forward to your mom.

The two looked at the disposable plastic spoons in their hands, their faces expressionless and their eyes cold.

Especially now, Lin Li in front of him is still rambling on and on—

"Class monitor, this cake is custom-made. The shop assistant told me that if it's left at room temperature overnight, it might spoil. It's best to eat it tonight and not leave it until tomorrow."

But I know you don't have a big appetite, and I guess even if you could eat it all, you wouldn't want to eat so many desserts in one night. You girls subconsciously want to maintain your figure, and it's true that you get tired of eating too much.

So, besides the two spoons I gave to Dingzi and Qiuqiu, here are three more spoons. You can give them to Wen Muyang and the others, that way, each person in your dorm will have just enough for a few bites.”

That's what it means to be attentive and considerate, bro, learn from that!
Chen Yuying blinked, her gaze first lingering on Lin Li's smiling face, then sweeping over his two best friends behind him, who were in an extremely low mood.

Not daring to speak, fearing her best friend might take her anger out on her and punch her, Chen Yuying could only obediently nod.

Ding Sihan took a deep breath and started to move her ankles: "Lin Li, haven't you finished giving your last words yet? Your time is running out. If all six of my bullets jam, then I'll switch to the Gatling gun."

Qu Wanqiu waved to Chen Yuying, signaling her to move aside: "Yuying, move aside a little, so that when Lin Li gets kicked to death, he doesn't fall on you and hurt you."

You sent Yingbao a peace apple cake, and gave us two peace spoons, right?!
Yes, this way we can eat apple cake! But what about our pride?! Lin Li, we're asking you! What about our pride?!
Lin Li turned around in surprise to look at the two of them, and asked Chen Yuying in a low voice, "What's wrong with them?"

Chen Yuying suppressed her lip, barely able to contain herself: "Run!"

"Hey, hey, hey, why did you just come up with a flying kick!"

"Don't drop the spoon! Do you still want cake tonight?"

"Hiss—let's talk this out, stop pulling my hair! My hair! My newly grown hair!"

"Wrong, wrong!"

There was nothing I could do; the starting position was just too bad.

Standing in the aisle, with Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu blocking his way on both sides, Lin Li realized that it was really difficult to escape once the two of them made a move, so he could only beg for mercy.

"Stop hitting them, stop hitting them! I was just teasing the idiots. I still have real apples for you."

Under the two men's custody, Lin Li returned to his seat, took out two real apples, and handed them to them.

Unexpectedly, Lin Li could actually generate gold coins. The two examined the apple for a while, looking at Lin Li suspiciously: "Did you put pesticides on it?"

"No, if you want to eat it, you can add it yourself when you get home."

Lin Li shook his head, then went to the large storage compartment in the back row and took out the insecticide. The service was very considerate.

"Who asked this because they want to eat pesticides!" Ding Sihan laughed and scolded Lin Li's logic. "We're just worried that you'll be jealous of our beauty and give us a poisoned apple."

Lin Li chuckled.

So you think you're Snow White, huh? But Lin Li is a little curious: in fairy tales, who is the most disappointed?
Is it Li Shang who discovers Mulan isn't a man? Or Belle who discovers the Beast isn't Fury? Or the prince who discovers Snow White isn't a corpse?

Who says fairy tales are without regrets?

Lin Li: "Eat it or don't, it's up to you."

Ding Sihan thought calmly, then her eyes brightened, and she turned to leave: "Yuying~ want an apple?~ You can have the first bite of my apple~"

Lin Li: "?"

Holy crap, that's so evil.

This is nothing but a fake sisterhood. I should find an opportunity to whisper sweet nothings in her ear and drive a wedge between the three of them.

"I'm so envious. The homeroom teacher of Class 6 actually gave everyone an apple."

Bai Bufan, who had just returned from the restroom, appeared at the back door with an apple in his hand. "Lin Li, do you think Old Jian will prepare one for us?"

"Did I just give you one too? Well, I need to go to the bathroom now. You'd be a fool not to take advantage of a freebie."

Seeing this, Lin Li prepared to leave and passed by Class 6 unintentionally, looking at the Class 6 homeroom teacher with unintentional anticipation.

"What? I just saw Yao Qiaoqiao at the stairwell, and she gave it to me to put on Tianming's table. Tsk tsk, does licking really mean you get everything in the end?"

Bai Bufan put the apple into Chen Tianming's drawer before walking towards Lin Li, then couldn't help but smile: "Hehe."

"What are you chuckling about when Tianming gets an apple? Are you possessed by Tianming?" Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan with amusement.

Bai Bufan: "Because tonight I'll get to see Zeyu's face again, filled with despair, envy, jealousy, and hatred."

Lin Li: "Hehe."

The two looked at each other and smiled; that was indeed something to be happy about.

The thought of Ze Yu's miserable wails later brought a moment of clarity to their ears, as if they were listening to celestial music.

However, Lin Li suddenly let out a very loud chuckle.

Bai Bufan immediately looked at Lin Li, a sign that he had some tricks up his sleeve: "How are you planning to torture Zeyu? Count me in."

“No,” Lin Li shook his head, but asked Bai Bufan with a smile, “Do you want to eat the apples that Old Jiantou gave us?”

Bai Bufan: "?"

……

Xue Jian rarely comes to sit in class at the beginning of evening self-study, and tonight is no exception.

Fortunately, this doesn't affect Lin Li's plan, as long as Xue Jian is there later.

Tonight, Tuesday, I have a competition tutoring session.

So, about ten minutes after evening self-study started, Lin Li, having received the signal, followed Chen Yuying out of the classroom.

As Lin Li approached the stairwell, he looked around again to make sure no one was there, then leaned closer to Chen Yuying and said with a smile, "Class monitor, on Christmas Eve, I also want to eat your apple. I want to return the favor."

"Hmm?" Chen Yuying frowned and looked at Lin Li. "Didn't you say you didn't want it yesterday?"

Because Lin Li is an Android user, the idea of ​​giving him an iPhone was rejected from the start by the wealthy young woman, Chen Yuying.

I originally planned to buy an apple and give it to Lin Li as an after-meal fruit when he brought me breakfast today.

But Lin Li said directly yesterday that he didn't need it, and Chen Yuying also felt that it wouldn't make much sense to buy one from the convenience store and give it to him later. The apple wasn't something that had to be given away, so she didn't insist.

I didn't expect Lin Li to change his mind now.

"After I heard that Yao Qiaoqiao gave Tianming an apple, I wanted one too," Lin Li said with a smile.

"Then come with me to the convenience store during break. You can eat as much as you want then." Chen Yuying sighed, looking like she had no choice but to accept the change of heart.

"Apples from the convenience store?" Lin Li shook his head. "I don't want to eat them. Class monitor, you're so selfish... You only give me awful apples..."

Feeling insulted, Chen Yuying pouted slightly, stopped, and looked at Lin Li with her hands on her hips:

"Give me your phone, and I'll have a delivery person buy you a super, super good Apple phone, okay?"

“That’s not good either,” Lin Li chuckled softly. “I want to eat now; running errands is too slow.”

"You are being unreasonable."

"I'm not being unreasonable."

But I don't have any apples to give you right now!

“You clearly have it.” Lin Li poked Chen Yuying’s cheek.

"I—" Chen Yuying swallowed her original question and instead glared at Lin Li with annoyance.

Because the area on Lin Li's face that he was pointing to has a name—apple cheeks.

Now Chen Yuying could easily understand what Lin Li was trying to express by going around in circles.
Hmph, the pervert finally slipped up.

Lin Li is the best example of what it means to take an inch and then a mile.

"You won't give me your apples, and you only want to buy apples from the convenience store or outside. Don't you think that's selfish?" Lin Li asked with a smile.

"I'm not selfish at all." Chen Yuying peeked out from both sides.

"so……"

"I won't feed you."

Seeing that Chen Yuying, despite refusing the request, did not distance herself from him, Lin Li smiled and bowed slightly.

Chen Yuying simply looked away; she did not avoid the gaze.

Why not avoid it? Because I am not afraid.

Why shouldn't I be afraid? I'm simply not afraid!
"Smack, smack!"

The invisible green fruit rippled across the lips and teeth of the forest.

"Okay, one bite is enough, why are you having more?"

“Baby, your question is ridiculous. Can you eat an apple in one bite? Of all the people I know, no one but Baowei has ever done it. If you can demonstrate eating an apple in one bite later, I will stop eating immediately.”

"Hmph, you're full of twisted logic. Five or six mouthfuls is the most you can get."

"Hehe, slurp slurp."

"Ew~ It's all drool~"

"Apples contain fruit acids and sugars. These chemicals stimulate the taste buds and activate the salivary glands through nerve reflexes, causing them to secrete saliva to help lubricate and partially digest food. This is a natural physiological response of the human body. Class monitor, didn't you learn science in junior high school?"

"Lin! Li!"

"You're not allowed to eat anymore. If you eat any more, I'm going to hate you for a minute today."

"Alright, alright, let me wipe it for you. By the way, if you won't let me eat it, would you like to have some of my apple?"

"No way, you're a pervert!"

Hehe, just kidding.

She still ate a few bites.

(End of this chapter)