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Chapter 267 True and False Mao 2 Niang, the monkey who was silenced: Is this how your master taught
Chapter 267 The True and False Mao Er Niang, the monkey who was silenced: Is this how your master taught you to read?
The monkey secretly groaned in his heart.
He secretly sighed that he was too arrogant. He thought that after achieving the status of Hunyuan Yiqi Taiyi Jinxian, he would be invincible in the world. Even the Jade Emperor and Buddha did not take him seriously. However, he did not expect to fall into the hands of the female demon in Fuling Mountain today.
"Oh no, oh no! Back then, I was laughed at on Fangcun Mountain for being pregnant with a calf. Unexpectedly, things have changed. This year, it's my turn. If I, Old Sun, also have a little monkey, I'm afraid that bull-headed man will laugh to death!"
Just as the monkey's eyes were rolling and he was trying to think of a solution, he heard strange noises and shouting outside the cave.
It turned out to be another female demon.
It’s another Mao Er Niang!
As soon as the other party entered the mansion, he was furious, pointing at the person on the high platform and cursing, "Where did you come from, you bastard? How dare you pretend to be my mother? I'm going to tear your face off."
She picked up her weapon and started attacking.
There was an immediate response from the person on the platform.
The two sides fought fiercely.
What a joy!
The monkey looked at him with joy, and quickly recited a spell in his mind, casting a substitution spell, turning the wooden stake beside him into his own body, and then cast a transformation spell, turning himself into a fly, hanging aside.
I watched the show there, "The real and fake female demon, this is really interesting."
The fight between that female demon was quite entertaining.
First he used weapons, then his hands, then he pulled the hair and clothes, making the monkey feel embarrassed. He spread his wings and flew out of the cave.
Zhang Tian was still waiting in the small pavilion at the foot of the mountain, yawning in boredom. When he saw the monkey coming back, he complained, "You are such a boring monkey. It's just a rabbit spirit, and it's just a matter of one or two slaps. Why do you have to waste so much time? I'm getting tired of waiting."
He thought that the monkey was itching to fight again, and when he encountered a monster, he had to fight for thirty or fifty rounds, and if the two were evenly matched, he would turn around and beat the monster so that it fled in defeat, and then he would continue to catch it and continue to look for it.
Like a cat and mouse.
You have to play tricks on others!
Unexpectedly, the monkey laughed out loud, "Brother, you may not know that I was almost captured by someone today. It was a close call. Fortunately, another female demon came outside the cave and the two of them fought. It was really exciting. Come with me quickly."
Eat melon, eat melon.
Zhang Tian just felt bored. What was so interesting about two female demons fighting? It was not like they were taking a bath together. He immediately asked, "Why don't you subdue them both at the same time?"
"Two female fairies fighting!"
"Oh, why not kill them together?"
But we really can't be so cruel.
After all, the real Mao Er Niang is not a bad monster. According to Bai Yi Wu Tian's instructions, she should subdue the other party and give her a chance to live. After all, it is not easy to practice for hundreds of years. Persuading people to be good is the essence of Buddhism.
Zhang Tian and Monkey went forward together, drew out the Qingtian Hanyu swords in their hands, and one in front and the other behind, they immediately displayed their divine power and captured the two Mao Erniangs.
By the way, he also tied up the opponent with his own rope, so no matter how the opponent struggled, he could do nothing.
The monkey laughs.
"This is just shooting oneself in the foot!"
After all, the rope had just been used to tie up the monkey, and in the blink of an eye it was tied to the female demon herself. It was really a changing of circumstances.
He was happy, while Zhang Tian stood aside, his brows slightly furrowed, surprise unconcealed in his eyes, because the little monster in the cave was also confused and had no idea why two Mao Erniangs appeared.
The monkey was arrogant on the side. After all, his eyes were a natural magical power that could see through the transformations of all kinds of demons and gods. But when he opened his eyes and found that the two looked exactly the same, his eyes immediately turned into a mouth and he didn't know what to do.
"Take him back to Gaojiazhuang first." "After daybreak, let the master make the decision!"
This was the idea that Monkey came up with. He felt that Bai Yi Wu Tian was knowledgeable and should have a way to distinguish the real from the fake.
So the two of them went down the mountain.
When it was dawn, Bai Yi Wutan saw the two real and fake female monsters in front of him and fell into deep thought. He was quite embarrassed for a moment. If he was Kinnara, he would have thousands of skills to distinguish them, but now he was the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, a mortal in flesh and blood. How could he distinguish them?
Zhang Tian had an idea.
"I have a plan!"
"I heard that cow eyes can communicate with spirits. If you take the tears of an old cow and drip them in front of your eyes, you may be able to see through the changes in this person, see his true nature, and distinguish between good and bad."
After all, in many supernatural novels, cow's tears are used to see ghosts, but it was quickly refuted by the official.
Qingniu: Rumor!
Give it a try.
Qingniu: I, an old cow, can’t cry.
The other party is a tough guy. How could he be willing to cry like a little girl? If he tells others about it, won't he lose face?
So Zhang Tian touched his chin and came up with another idea.
"I am a great Confucian scholar. The words I write have a great sense of righteousness and can distinguish between loyalty and treachery. When I write down the questions, anyone who can't answer them is a fake."
Zhang Tian picked up the pen.
Writing quickly on the paper.
The monkey couldn't help being curious, so he leaned closer and saw something written on the paper: "A certain scholar said: If I know where your home is in the morning, I will kill you in the evening." Which article is this from?
Monkey: Huh?
He couldn't believe his eyes and took another look. Which passage is this from? A certain Confucius said: When three people walk together, there must be one stupid one. The one who recognizes me as his teacher is from which passage?
Monkey: Junior Brother! You! This is how the master taught you to study!
The monkey had a strange look on his face, and just looked at Zhang Tian like that, as if something was broken. Not only him, but even the two female fairies Mao Erniang who saw the question were stunned. Fortunately, the words of the saint spread far and wide, and even though they were monsters, they all answered and could not be distinguished.
Zhang Tian was not surprised, but called the blue ox over and said, "This ox is a Taoist ox, and it has an extremely powerful magical power. You can identify it. If you can't recognize it, then it must be fake."
Monkey: What kind of interpretation is this?
He was confused, and then he saw fire coming out of the blue bull's mouth. One of the women, Mao Erniang, looked puzzled, and then suddenly realized, with amazement and admiration on her face, "Could this be the legendary Samadhi True Fire!"
The other Mao Erniang looked at the three glittering stomachs in the blue ox's belly, silent and speechless, and said in a very reluctant way, "Yes, it is the Samadhi True Fire."
Wu Tian in Bai Yi standing aside nodded slowly. He had already figured out the trick and secretly sighed that Zhang Tian was indeed very smart. One of the two must be fake, and the fake one could not be seen through by the monkey. It must be a wonderful transformation technique.
Among these three realms, those who are proficient in the art of transformation must belong to the three religions, namely: Confucianism, Taoism, and Buddhism.
If a person is a Confucian, he will be furious when he sees the words of the saints being tampered with.
If one is a Taoist, he will definitely not mistake the Samadhi True Fire.
That leaves only the last one...
"There are seven words of truth on this paper. Just read them out loud. If you can't read them out loud, you are a fake monster."
The fake Mao Er Niang transformed by Mu Cha looked at the seven big words written on the piece of paper: The Western Tathagata is an idiot.
A lot of cold sweat came out of my forehead!
Do you dare to read it?
ps: Three chapters today.
(End of this chapter)
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