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Chapter 266: The Heavy Taste Female Monster: Handsome guy? No! The monkey stays!
Chapter 266: The Heavy Taste Female Monster: Handsome guy? No! The monkey stays!
As soon as these words came out.
Everyone had strange looks on their faces. To them, they had basically seen all kinds of demons and monsters, as well as all kinds of bizarre reasons for exorcising demons, but one as bizarre as this was rare.
Mr. Gao coughed a little embarrassedly and whispered, "I am not the only one like this in Gaojiazhuang. That female enchantress is very good in bed. People can't forget her after they go there. They despise their own wives to the extreme."
"Husbands and wives don't get along, and they fight from head to foot of the bed all the time."
"I am even more listless every day, neglecting my farming, which affects my livelihood. I just hope to go to the mountain to have some fun after dark. I am afraid that if this continues for a long time, Gaojiazhuang will be in great trouble!"
He doesn't know much either.
I don’t know what kind of disaster it is.
I just know that if this continues, there will definitely be bad consequences.
Therefore, in order to quell the unrest in his own backyard and for the sake of the villagers in the village, he gritted his teeth, took out some silver, and wanted to ask the pilgrim to get rid of the female demon or drive her away.
As soon as these words came out.
Bai Yi Wu Tian nodded, accepting the task of exorcising the demon in order to repay the other party for hosting and feeding him. He then inquired in detail, "Does the demon have a name? Where does she practice? What kind of demon is she?"
"We mortals don't know either. We only know that we should call her Mao Er Niang. If we want to see her on weekdays, we need to go to a place called Fuling Mountain, which is thirty miles away from Gaojiazhuang. At night, there will be little demons holding lanterns to find you. If you satisfy the demon, she will take you to the mountain. If you are ugly or weird, then there is no chance."
Yo!
Still a good-looking one!
The monkey was surprised. "I have lived for more than 500 years. I have seen countless monsters in the Flower-Fruit Mountain, but I have never seen a female monster like this. I wonder what her true form is."
"Zichouyinmao, since her nickname is Second Sister Mao, Mao means rabbit, so she must be a rabbit spirit..."
Zhang Tian made some guesses, not only from the name, but also from the behavior, because rabbits love to be in heat. They have two estrus periods a year, and each can last for several months. The time is extremely long, and they are particularly hungry and will eat anything, and they don't care about the difference between humans and monsters.
"It turns out to be a rabbit spirit!"
Everyone sighed, and under Mr. Gao's command, they prepared vegetarian food for the people who were seeking the scriptures.
Have a full meal.
So they discussed how to subdue the female monster?
Bai Yi Wu Tian felt compassionate and said, "Since the witch has no intention of hurting anyone and has not done anything bad, she only has some physical desires. You two should just suppress her and don't kill her. I will teach her a mental method to suppress her evil desires, which can also be regarded as saving someone from trouble."
Suppressing inner demons and evil desires is the specialty of Buddhism. It can be done by silently reciting the mental method. There is no need for any tricks like castration of one's own castration.
As for how to catch monsters.
Bai Yi Wu Tian didn't care. After all, he was just a mortal now. If he used his magical powers and turned into the Destroying Heaven and Earth Tripitaka, who knows how many gods, bodhisattvas and Buddhas would be scared to death.
The green ox only cares about carrying people and eating grass. It is not easy for this slacker to carry people, so why would it be willing to meddle in other people's business?
The task of subduing the female monster fell on Monkey and Zhang Tian. If it were in the past, Monkey would have patted his chest and directly taken the task upon himself. Why would Zhang Tian need to take care of it?
But this is a little different.
The monkey just laughed, "That female monster is a nitpicker. She only wants the pretty ones. Even though I am the handsome monkey king, I am afraid I will be despised and not want to see her."
"I need a strong and handsome man like you, Junior Brother, to use your masculinity to lure the female demon down first. Then I, Old Sun, will jump out from the dark and work together inside and outside to capture the female demon!"
The monkey said it nicely.
But the corners of his mouth could not stop smiling. This plan was the Beauty Plan of the Thirty-Six Stratagems. As the saying goes, a lustful woman is stronger than a wolf, not to mention the lustful female demon. If the monkey fell into the hands of others, if he came a little later, not to mention that the female demon might kiss and bite, and strip his clothes, causing his innocence to be lost, I am afraid that the baby would be born.
Zhang Tian was helpless, knowing that the monkey was waiting to see his show, but he could do nothing about it. After all, this method was indeed simple and useful. He wondered in his heart, "You are such a good monkey. You actually teased me like my second brother. You are not a good monkey."
The two brothers worked out a plan.
Immediately, he flew on the clouds towards Fuling Mountain where Mao Er Niang was, and landed halfway. According to Mr. Gao's instructions, a man holding a lantern was waiting patiently in the pavilion at the foot of the mountain.
Wait until it gets darker.
There was a strange wind blowing, accompanied by a silver bell-like laughter, and a little demon came with a rope in his hand. He saw the handsome Zhang Tian and the monkey with a hairy face and a stubble mouth at a glance, and was amazed on the spot.
"What a handsome man! My queen is so blessed today!"
The monkey immediately pretended to be sorry, but in fact he could no longer hide his laughter in his heart. "Alas, it seems that I am not that lucky. I can only let Brother Zhang go to Wushan with the king."
As he spoke, he turned around.
Zhang Tian consciously stretched out his hands and let the little goblin tie him up.
Unexpectedly, the other party frowned and said, "Hey, who said I chose you, a pretty boy? You look weak at first glance. Come on, come on, you hairy strong man, come here. My queen likes you very much!"
Heehee Monkey: Huh?
He stopped laughing immediately.
You don't like my handsome junior brother, but like me, who has long hair. You must be sick, you rabbit! You don't know what's good for you!
The monkey stretched out his hands and allowed the little monster to drop the rope on him and tie him up. He was still laughing, completely unaware of the seriousness of the problem.
He was directly pulled into the cave by the other party.
What a nice cave! What a nice gate!
There are three big characters on it:
Yunzhan Cave.
It was called a cave, but it was actually a mansion. Every detail was not simple, which made the monkey laugh and tease, "She is also a rich and wealthy queen."
Just a few steps.
Then I saw Mao Er Niang sitting high on a chair, with little fairies serving her. She was indeed pretty and charming, and most importantly, she had a slim figure. She was wearing clothes with a Western style, with her white thighs exposed, and she held all kinds of gold and silver in her hands.
As soon as she turned her head, she saw the monkey and asked in surprise, "Where did you come from, monkey? I have been practicing here for hundreds of years and have never seen anything like you."
The monkey stopped pretending and revealed his true colors. "It's your grandpa Sun. The master wizard hired by the husband of Gaojiazhuang was specially hired to subdue you. Why don't you kneel down and beg for mercy!"
Sister Mao seemed to be smiling.
The monkey immediately used both hands to try to break free from the rope. He was an unrivaled divine monkey with extraordinary brute force. He practiced physical exercises and was so strong that he could even uproot mountains. However, no matter how hard he tried, he could not break the rope and was immediately shocked.
"What kind of magic is this?"
"Hey, you're still a naughty monkey. Come on, fetch me my whip. I'm going to whip your monkey's head three thousand times and make you kneel down and call me Queen!"
monkey:!
Monkey: Junior brother, save me!
(End of this chapter)
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